The Nerd is making a Horror Movie!
ITS HABBEDING
FUCK YEAH
I HOPE HIS WIFE WRITES IN A NIGGER TO KEK HIM AGAIN
>>70866466
He wants people to donate more shekels no doubt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IXf0uwoFuI
>>70866466
>A man wakes up to realise he's married a blue whale
>The Cuckening
>his wife fucks it up again
>>70866466
He is good at making short youtube videos, but he sucks at making actual movies.
I wish he would just accept that.
>>70866466
He's been making horror movies since he was a kid... what the fuck you taking about??
>>70866668
His lame friend and wife ruined that movie. Not him. Had he written it entirely himself and didnt take advice, it would have been fine Im guessing.
>monster madness is basically coming to an end
God damn it James, at least do one video for each week.
I trust his reasons. He has always been cool with me, even though the movie could have been better,
I think James should just hire someone to write the script for AVGN episodes. He doesn't really have anymore games that are nostalgic to him to bash. Didn't he have a fan write an episode before and you could barely tell it was written by one?
>>70867066
>Catalog
That is the worst idea possible.
>>70867132
I don't see how it's bad, or could be worse than say any of his later episodes. James has clearly run out of games he has a nostalgic hate for. I'm not talking about hiring someone from reddit to do it, I'm talking about someone who has actual credentials, someone who also is into retro gaming. And as if he wouldn't have any input on the script.
what's the story behind his wife?
>>70866647
What did his wife do?
>>70868856
Mike
>>70868882
Well he has a monster dick so..
But seriously what did she do?
>>70867066
Might be time to retire AVGN and move on to better things. Hopefully this horror movie opens his path up to making cheap, b-horror movies with talent and charm.
>>70867572
she a fat pig and shes way out of his league, he married and had a kid too quickly
>>70868896
She pressure James into including a nigger and a woman in his movie, for 'diversity'.
It is possible that the two aforementioned character kissing in the end was also her idea, possibly and expression of repressed cuckolding fantasies.
At least that's what /tv/ believes.
>>70867572
>>70868896
She (and co-writer Kevin Finn) pressured James into changing the AVGN movie script to add in first the sidekick Cooper because wife didn't want the AVGN to get the girl and then to make said sidekick black for the sake of diversity.
Everything else is /tv/ fanfiction and trying to turn him into a Channel Awesome type of lolcow, which won't happen because James is actually a decent person.
>>70868930
>Might be time to retire AVGN and move on to better things.
retiring AVGN would be career suicide. Even at its worst, it's still his most popular series.
Final step of his uncucking. Don't fuck this up James.
How does James even make money? How is he able to provide for his family and pay Mike when all he does is a video a week (where most of the work is done by Mike)? He doesn't even have a patreon. Could he possibly be making that much from video views and dvd sales? Didn't he go in debt with the movie?
>>70869803
He was always rich probabily. He could afford to spend an insane amount of money on videogames even when he wasn't internet famous.
>>70869803
I know for a fact that he has a real job, but I've no idea what it is.
I doubt it's a well-kept secret, though. Tried googling?
>>70869803
he went to film school, his parents were probably already rich
>>70869803
Thing is, he works on his stuff full time, so the money generated by both the youtube chnne, the website's add revenue, that other video player he uses for the site AND convention money probably covers his life expenses, not to mention his wife has a day job. Same goes for Mike. The rest of the Cinemassacre people have regular jobs.
for all the shit james got he seems like a pretty mature dude. all that stuff about him being a manchild doesn't really make any sense. he's pretty reasonable.
>James will now start working on Munky Cheez 5
at last
>>70866466
i really like james. I think the appeal is that he is the kind of honest guy with one too many hobbys you would like to have as a friend.
That being said i dont particulary care about his new content
>>70866466
>His bull cheats on him and his wife with a hotter white woman.
The horror!
>people ITT shitting on his wife
She seems like a nice lady, I don't get the hate.
>>70866598
>>70866598
he almost starts crying at 7:39
>the cuckening
>>70870091
Anyone who disagrees with womyn is a manchild, shitlord.
>>70870890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
>>70866773
Monster madness was really lame this year.
>>70870865
shes hot.
>>70870941
Monster madness hasn't even come out this year you fucking fag
>>70866466
His real bread and butter.
I'm actually excited for this.
>>70868930
The next ray harryhousen.
Somebody please send a email to james direct email at cinemassacre, and tell him if he's going to really make a movie, he needs to write it himself fully.
Otherwise it will not be great, avgn was shit.
As long as we get more maximum comfy movie reviews in his new video-store room, I'll be fine with it.
>>70871150
Why don't you?
>>70871185
I am a follower of the church of Richard Stallman.
We do not believe in emails.
Boycott this misogynist piece of shit.
>>70870865
>pic unrelated
That's not his wife.
>>70866466
It will be fucking shit
He should of focused on the nerd movie
>/tv/ laughs at James for being a cuck because his movie was shit
>He refuses to watch a shitty movie that literally no one was going to watch anyway
>Suddenly /tv/ thinks he's "based" and ignores the fact that they've been laughing at him literally for years
So when are we going to go back to laughing at him?
>>70871310
But the file name says it is...
You don't think someone would just go on the internet and lie, do you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>70871347
Why do we always have to make fun of everyone?
>>70871347
I never laughed at it. He was always a pretty chill dude, despite some poor decision and lame content at points.
that said, i'll gladly laught at Mike.
>you are now remembering Make Me Draw
>>70871230
What the fuck are you talking about? Doesn't Richard Stallman basically fetch websites by emails because some of them require non-free plugins or something?
>>70871347
Only we can bully James, the feminists writing hitpieces on him know next to shit about his career whereas James has been in 4chan's public consciousness for over a decade.
>>70866466
Rob the robot better cameo
>>70866466
I think he could actually pull off a horror movie.
Fuck man. Why is this guy so likable? I'm just sitting here with a huge grin on my face watching this monster madness 10 promo video.
>>70871529
>Doesn't Richard Stallman basically fetch websites by emails because some of them require non-free plugins or something?
no, you've been misinformed.
we at the church of richard stallman do not believe in emails.
>>70871618
Because he can talk for 10 minutes straight without reading a prompter, and no cuts, and it sounds like the most natural talking ever.
I don't know if he memorizes a script or what, but it's magical.
>>70870974
Wait, it's not 2015 anymore. Sorry guys
>>70871432
/tv/ makes fun of everyone equally because we are on a crappy anonymous board where we can be dicks with little to no consequences for anyone. Not for us, not for the person being made fun of.
When the usual annoying bloggers insult somebody, they want to harm. We make jokes among ourselves because we want to have a laugh, they write blog articles trying to hurt the person's reputation, trying to discredit him.
We can say all the awful things we want because everyone reading is very much aware that nothing we ay is really serious. When you write insults directed at someone you barely know and obviously didn't do any research about, you are in the wrong because you try to make people aware of how 'terrible" someone is when you don't even know it yourself.
>>70871699
I know man. It's the feeling you get when you listen someone talk about something they really believe in.
>>70871618
Gentle and genuine.
He's like gump.
>>70871670
>https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html
>I generally do not connect to web sites from my own machine, aside from a few sites I have some special relationship with. I usually fetch web pages from other sites by sending mail to a program (see git://git.gnu.org/womb/hacks.git) that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to me.
Also, why don't you fuck off back to /g/?
>>70871618
Because he has a genuine love for what he does and these films with no cynical intent for money etc
He is also generally a nice guy, watch his video were he talks about the charity drive, it made me want to go out and spread kindness
>>70871764
>Also, why don't you fuck off back to /g/?
Hilarious coming from a guy that knows every last detail about richard stallman, including his website.
I was fucking around, but YOU, you're an autistic sperg.
>>70866466
THE BALDENING
I love James but he needs to shave his head
>>70871843
he should just permanently wear a baseball cap
>>70871618
>either has a loose script/list of topic and naturally goes on or manage to read a script at a casual pace
>very agreeable voice, well spoken outside of his various personas
>knows and cares a lot about what h is talking about and manages to carry both in what he says and how he says it
>good framing,good composition, slow and inviting pacing instead of jump-cut ADDfest
He is like that weird, cool uncle who could talk about his hobby for hours and hours.
>>70871804
>Hilarious coming from a guy that knows every last detail about richard stallman, including his website.
1 minute in Google fucker.
>Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded
Fuck off.
>>70871874
Nostalgia critic would sue him
>>70871879
So you're saying that you read my post about richard stallman not using emails, and decided to google it, and that somehow brought you to that page about his website?
no, fuck off you fucking retard.
That's what he should have done in the first place. The Nerd is a shitty character. I haven't seen Later Team but, Roster Teeth had the right idea, only fans of rvb would go see an rvb movie.
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>>70872035
Nice try faggot.
>>70866466
Is it a biopic?
>>70872035
>>70871879
>What the fuck are you talking about? Doesn't Richard Stallman basically fetch websites by emails because some of them require non-free plugins or something?
>i just goggled this before I responded
autistic and a liar
>>70872086
Second link in your case, my point still stands. Sorry I called out your epic ruse, I did not want to ruin your joke, but you can take it over to reddit, I'm sure you'll get plenty of upvotes for it over there.
>>70872224
>replying to that guy like he's me >>70872159
Really are a retard man.
>>70866466
>New projects in his head that nobody knows about
James directs a BLACKED episode with his wife dressed as Jekyl, and the nigger as Hyde, when?
>>70872224
>>70872035
>>70871879
>>70871764
Holy shit you are a fucking nerd.
Nobody gives a shit about his emails you fucking social outcast.
>>70872282
>implying he wouldn't turn it into an overly gory body horror flick in which his wife would tear the guy's dick out and then eat him from the inside out after shoving her head inside the urethral hole left by the severed cock
>implying it wouldn't be GOAT
>>70872282
Fresh from reddit I see.
>>70872086
>>70872159
>>70872253
>>70872330
This is embarrassing.
>>70866598
cute cat
>>70872330
Nerds and social outcasts on 4chan? I can't believe it. Who told these people they were welcome here?
>>70872445
this is /tv/, not your /g/ and /b/. fuck off to where you came from you loser.
>>70872465
Yeah this is /tv/ where all the true alphas like me spend their time!
>>70872505
I'm a famous actor, so yeah. It is.
>>70872465
>/tv/
>home of the cunnyposter and blacked fanatic
>>70866466
I thought he was into interracial porn production
>>70872465
Says the guy defending a failed Stallman joke that didn't even work and was just a poor excuse to justify being called out on a retarded post in the first place. But sorry for messing with your "board culture", I'll let you get back to your BLACKED, FOR YOU, What did he mean by this?, etc...
I have very little knowledge of e-celebrities, but it seems like a lot of them want to be real filmmakers instead of whatever they do now.
How comes guys like this Nerd or your Red Letter Men don't even attempt to make real movies? A movie like Creep (2014) seems like something that could realistically be made by these guys, so why don't they?
Does it just boil down to lack of talent? Are they afraid to do something "real"? I know the Nerd made a movie, but from waht I understand it was just an extension of his dumb youtube thing and not a standalone effort.
Are these guys so sure they'll fail that they won't even attempt anything outside of their comfort zone or beyond the "it's supposed to be so bad that it's good!" genre? It seems very sad.
>>70872634
You're autistic.
I'm going to keep replying to you with that every time you respond.
Maybe it will sync in.
You're autistic.
>>70870005
Dude went to UArts. That's not exactly a rich kid school.
>>70872669
His wife wont let him do anything that remotely resembles quality.
She knows success and fame = him cucking her.
>>70872679
By all means do, but aren't you afraid you'll be missing a couple of threads about black cocks while you do this?
>>70872669
It literally says "Make an original horror film!" in the OP
>calling him THE NERD when he has clearly stated that he's pretty much over that character and instead loves reviewing movies.
>>70872717
You're autistic.
>>70872679
I want in on this too. Prove how autistic other people are by acting autistic. That will show us.
>>70868856
""""co""""-produced
>>70872753
You're autistic.
>>70872725
It says that, but what you'll get is Angry Nerd vs Dracula or Space Cop vs Dracula or something
It wouldn't be a "real" movie, it would be something that only his fans would be interested in
>>70872742
Let's keep this going. I feel this thread isn't shit enough already.
>gets anal ravaged because someone who knows more about him about a subject poked a hole in his bad joke
>REEE GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!
This is truly pathetic.
>>70872798
You're autistic.
>>70872742
You're autistic.
>>70872793
Hopefully it's a real movie. I saw his horror film at a film festival years ago in Camden and it was great.
>>70872799
>It's a bunch of pissed off /g/ retards episode.
fun fact: these guys have a sticky dedicated to a fat pedophile on their board.
How pathetic is that?
>>70872789
You're autistic.
>>70872669
too scared to make a film without a "lel pretending to be bad" safety net.
If they make a real film & it's shit, that would affect their ability to make money on youtube
>>70872823
You're autistic.
>>70872860
I don't care what /g/ does. They're not the ones sperging out and shitting up /tv/ right now. You are.
>>70872793
Or maybe it will be exactly what he said it is
>>70872911
>They're not the ones sperging out and shitting up /tv/ right now.
I'm from /g/.
Now you just got btfo.
I'm going to refuse to see it because I'll claim it's shit even though I haven't seen it
>>70872669
>Does it just boil down to lack of talent?
Most of them are high school dropouts, so yeah
>>70872669
It depends on the case but you can see varying categories
>Capable, but zero budget
Might have the knowledge and savviness to actually make a movie of some sort, but can't get any sort of significant budget to make a feature-filme
ex : pretty much every small team that makes short movies yo usee pop up on vimeo every now and then
>not trying to make a "real" movie:interested in something else
might be capable of making an actual movie, but are not really interested in it and instead keep focusing on either regular content or specific type of movies
ex : RLM (try to make cheesy so-bad-it's-good) Brad Jones (willingly makes zero-budget exploitation-like movies) James (basically made a fan movie)
>incompetence
try to make their own projects but due to lack of critical distance, or even plain filmmak ing skills, end up making terrible stuff
ex : most people involved with Channel Awesome who managed to finish their projects, see the anniversary movies or the Linkara movie
>>70866466
>he might go back to the Jersey Odyssey
now that would be great
