Cast so far
>Sandra Bullock
>Cate Blanchett
>Elizabeth Banks
>Helena Bonham Carter
>Mindy Kaling
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810/the-female-oceans-11-remake-is-putting-together-an-incredible-cast
Imagine the cinema showers on faggot Tuesday when this flick is at half time
You can all sleep well knowing Jennifer Lawrence is not involved.
>>70865017
Hallelujah-chorus.mp3
>women cast comes up with a clever way to steal
so they just marry and divorce rich guys?
these female remakes need to stop
no one wants to see this
female Rambo when?
>>70864796
These types of things encourage theater shootings
SO Excited!!
>>70867591
>all those female cops
Please kill me.
>>70864796
>>Cate Blanchett
respect status: permanently lost
>>70867591
Why is Canada so based
desu the lineup is pretty darn good with the exception of Kaling. i dont know what type of film they're going with here but throw in Jodie Foster and they're golden. It would only work with Jodie if the movie was less of a quip fest and more of a serious heist movie though.
>>70867647
Sauce?
>>70867591
this man disgusts me, gays werent even persecuted that much and even then they were nver in north america.
this guy is like 200 years late to a party and hes trying to take credit for being liberal. nobody gives a shit about gays and nobody knew about or cared about them in the past, sure some guy was probably thrown in a cell once but get the fuck over it.
>>70867713
bc we aren't afraid of "labels"
>>70864796
women are not charismatic or logical enough to pull of a heist. watch the 2 brothers who are bro tier get replaced with 2 whiny cunts who actually hate eachother because that's how much women understand about relationships.
>>70867825
the problem is, women are only useful as a honeypot. when the women are all old and ugly, I'm not sure what kind of "heist" they could pull off, other than maybe from a fertility clinic
>>70864796
The only way they could make that worse is by throwing in fucking Julia Roberts. I don't even care that it's women, it's just an awful cast.
Here, I recast the Female Ocean's 11 into something that would actually make money. You need to mix old and young famous actresses with different personalities into a slick film about pulling off a heist.
>Milla Jovovich as the leader Dani Ocean
>Anglelia Jolie as the best friend (Brad Pitt's character)
>Michelle Rodriguez because she's bad ass and has worked with Milla before
>Scarlett Johanson because of Avengers fame
>Halle Barry as token black chick
>Lucy Liu as token Asian (Jet Li)
>Emma Watson
>Emma Stone as young pitpocket (Matt Damon)
>Emila Clarke as token Brit and brings in Game of Thrones fans
Tell me you wouldn't watch with this cast. Emma Watson and Halle Barry can be replaced.
>>70864796
I can't wait for all the scenes of these old bitches getting young hot dick bc that's totally what would happen, nobody would consider them spinsters
>>70867825
agreed, wasnt that against it until her. She's trash
>>70864796
John Mulaney is going to be so pissed
>>70868341
I was on board until you said Emma Watson can be replaced
they will replace banter with literal hatred just watch
>>70868341
Watson is the weak link, otherwise this is a fantastic cast for this type of movie
>>70868467
I said she CAN be replaced, because as >>70868478 said, she doesn't quite fit in.
>>70864796
A large group of females who are friends
>Cater to SJWs
>Sales drop
LOL
It's a proven fact SJWs don't even support their own bullshit. They just want to whine.
>>70868544
if you include a trailer with Emma doing sexy things, you immediately get the male crowd, if you're into money
>>70864796
Whatever. All I want to know is if Soderberg is involved.
Otherwise why bother.
>>70868941
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPOLINE AT THE ZOO
>>70868941
WE WASHED OURSELVES IN EARL'S BLOOD
AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO
AND NOW WE'LL TAKE THE CRAB SHACK DOWN
STEW BY STEW BY STEW
RANDY MARCHES ON!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5164214/
>Ocean's Ocho
>>70868341
>fixed
>>70869193
>lesbian scene with emma watson and Michelle Rodriguez
