What was his fucking problem?
>>70862160
He was raped in the ass by Ottomans as a child.
>>70862160
Lee of Lugosi, /tv/?
>>70862341
Lee. Gotta love that technicolor.
Can't beat Christopher Lee.
>>70862296
>raped
Can't rape the willing. Alucard wanted that big sultan cock.
>>70862296
and thoroughly enjoyed it, judging by that second panel
>>70862474
>big
If you've got a big cock, you don't put it in little boys. You put it in women. Only fat guys with small syphilitic dicks need little Christian boys.
>>70862160
At first he is just a creep
By 2000 he had became a defender of the west and his name was explained
Then last year came a movie about how he become a vampire. His name and his nickname are explained and his motives are provided.
Are we coming closer to the truth now?
>>70862556
The truth is that when Europe needed him, he was there.
But do we dare ask his help now that the hordes are once more at our gates? Find out in 21st Century Dracula!
>>70862554
Big guys with big cocks are generous guys.
>>70862556
I liked the "he's judas" tweest
>>70862474
His brother Radu certainly loved it
>>70862661
Somebody make this happen!
>>70862926
>We need you back, Vlad
>I don't do that type of thing anymore
>We just need you back for this one last job, Vlad!
>>70862556
I like how we are finally at a point where we can see some Ottoman characters explaining how pawn prince worked.
Maybe one day we can make a movie about this period without any supernatural elements
>>70862661
>>70862926
This idea seems like it would be worth exploring, actually.
>>70862403
Can't beat Klaus Klinski
>>70862661
>Next Dracula movie
>Dracula wakes up in modern day London
>Sees refugees and Islamic terrorists as invaders
>sucks thousands of refugees dry and put the dead bodies on stakes along the whole Eastern borders of Europe to scare off other refugees
>summons storms to capsize boats in Mediterranean Sea
>Mina is reincarnated as an Interpol detective and swears to stop him
>Dracula sees Mina and is shaken
>he goes to a church and cries blood from his eyes
>"I was only trying to protect Europe!"
>Mina ends his misery
>Refugees continue to come
>>70863447
>Mina gets raped
>she gives in to the bloodlust
>becomes the Impaler herself after being impaled
>>70863447
>>70863495
I mean, it's ingenious isn't it? The regressive left will look at Dracula killing refugees and see an evil white man oppressing minorities, being portrayed as one of the most iconic villains in existence, while he's still the true hero of the story.
>>70863561
Yes but the problem is always how God looks at him.
If what he did or does now is right then God wouldn't curse him
