Why didn't he just use rings as Horcruxes and wear them in his fingers at all times?
>hit by one avada kadavra
>he and all his horcruxes get killed
>>70859404
that's stupid
the point is that if his body gets btfo, he could come back later because of the horrocruxes
but if his body gets btfo, whoever killed him could take the rings and destroy them in mount doom
Why don't you ask on /lit/ you disgusting anti intellectual
>>70859424
why didn't he send his horcruxes to the moon or to the bottom of ocean?
OP doesn't understand how Liches work. Voldemort is just a D&D Lich.
>>70859480
because this is a children's book about wizards and shit???? are you really this fucking stupid????
>>70859480
Why would those places be any harder to find for a wizard than the island or other places?
And anyway it was explicitly states that he made almost all his horcuxes special magical objects because of his ego.
>>70859404
The whole point of having a phylactery is for it to be kept somewhere safe. Do you even lich?
>>70859404
Why not shoot the horcruxes into spa-
>>70859480
Dammit.
>>70859531
>shoot them into space
I don't think it would be very helpful for him if his body gets killed and his half-soul is resurrected billions of miles away from the Earth.
>>70859480
wizards dont believe in moon or space
>>70859404
Well because then it clearly wouldn't be one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Will we ever see a movie where the HP wizards fight ISIS?
Why didn't he just put a horcrux into chernobyl NPP?
>want to wreck his horcrux
>need to die from all your genes exploding later
It worked out so well for him
>>70859655
Probably not considering that would be "problematic" and 100% of the fanbase is tumblrcore
>>70859480
the moon and the oceans are NOT canon
>>70859677
He just had to come out and play the big boss instead of staying behind being the general...
>>70859404
Because then people would make fun of his bling
>>70859655
No
More likely she'll write a story about a black muslim mudblood killing the queen and destroying the anglican church
>>70859558
he'd just have to kill himself again until he spawns back on earth
>>70859613
Look mom, he posted it again!
>>70859480
A wizard could just put on a space suit and teleport to the moon.
Why did nobody use a gun? Are wizards all democrats? Even the evil ones? Just shoot Harry or Voldemort for christ sake.
>>70859916
>d-d-dont post accurate reviews
JUST
>>70859995
haha epik so randum xDDD
>>70859480
Do wizards even know about space?
>>70859995
WHy are potter fans even worse than twilight ones?
>>70859480
Because the moon was out of his reach, and not even horcuxes can withstand the pressure of the ocean floor.
>>70860032
They're not Democrats. They're just Luddites who don't realize or care that human technology far surpasses their dinky magic.
>>70859759
They were completely losing, it was his last option anyway, go out and try to turn the tide or just run away.
>>70859613
I bet you wait in your dark room eating cheetos until the Harry Potter thread comes out to feel alive for 5 seconds of your miserable life
>>70860087
Well, they are forced to take at least 5 years of astronomy for some reason, even if that shit is only useful for divination
>>70859480
What if he wanted to die? He'd be trapped for ever as the weird baby thing from hp 4. They need to be accessible to someone
>>70860516
isn't that astrology though? These dumb ass wizards are confounded by rubber ducks, thinking they would grasp rocket science or planets is laughable.
>>70859613
>not posting the film version
>>70860621
Also, there are like, what? 50 magic families in great brittain? 70 maybe? The rest are muggleborn who would feel like outcasts from both sides, but would most likely return to muggle life with the new magic hacks they've learned and totally take best from two worlds while the pure blood fuck their sisters or whatever. Being a wizard sucks.
>>70859404
Why didn't he just make the entire planet a Horcrux?
>>70859404
Hindsight is 20/20. Don't rub it in op.
>>70860398
Is he the /tv/ equivalent of the Barneyposter?
![Harrypotterfans[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3daJl1D.jpg "Harrypotterfans[1].jpg")
>>70859995
This picture again
>>70859995
Is that an ED article? I haven't seen those in years.
>>70860650
God Inherent Vice was such a try-hard piece of shit. What a fucking waste of time.
>>70859613
>Clifford for President
I'd vote for Clifford, jesus my sides hurt
>>70862527
>Being a wizard and willingly choose to live in the wizard world sucks
Fxed that for you
>>70859480
Because the process each Horocraux performs in order for him to ressurect is not straight forward.
Its also why he is such a problem: He doesn't really die, so in a lot of cases wounding him won't actually wound him.
