Anyone gonna see this?
Paddle nigger? Seen it.
>Special Ops starts playing
>>70856364
Fuck those niggers
Princess Moana Waialiki, the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators, who sets sail to an island with a demi-god to help her family.
No.
Im gonna watch it. I hope it falls along the line of tangeled. Rather than frozen or brave.
Only if the protagonist is a white savior.
>>70856836
it's just Legend of the monkey King with a female protag.
she's too fat and too brown. and too like, ethnic looking, she has those kinda primitive black people/mexican people type apeish features. (not being racist)
>>70856364
Yeah I'm gonna watch it to see that juicy brown ass I'm hard just thinking about splooging on that native face and stomach gonna catch a weekday afternoon showing so nobody is there and I can get my jerk off on
>>70856364
It will gross over $1 billion but it won't beat Frozen
>>70859683
>she's too fat
Come on now.
>>70859683
She's an islander mate, have you seen islander girls? She's skinny compared to most of them
I'm Hawaiian and don't plan on seeing it.
The Rock doesn't have a Hawaiian accent so I don't know why he's being cast. I also don't want Hawaiians being lumped in with the other entitled brown people of the world and I'm sure this is what this movie will try to do.
only gonna watch for Big Guy
>>70856364
Bet you anything if this doesn't beat Frozen people will cry racism.
>>70859838
>I'm Hawaiian and don't plan on seeing it.
timestamp pic of your cock, right now.
>>70859683
Polynesians are fat as hell m8.
>>70859838
Maui isn't just Hawaiian you entitled nigger. He's in every Polynesian folklore
CGI samoan propaganda shitfest made by and for racist social engineering cunts for the sole purpose of miscgenation that will coincidentally be released right after the presidential elections and manages to disrespect both the maori people with its blatant cultural appropriation and the audience with its countless smirks and weak plot
>>70859838
I live on Oahu but am a haole.
>>70859840
Hawaiians aren't butthurt PC snowflakes and we don't need people getting offended on our behalf... But then again I'm not a millennial.
It's all about Chinese market now
Would Chinese girls prefer this to Frozen?
>>70859943
>obese racially ambiguous girl vs thin northern european model
>>70859940
It'll be the SJW that'll be butthurt about it.
>>70859943
Fuck. No. Ching changs hate niggers
>>70859930
>culture appropriation
What does that even mean anymore? Wasn't most of the South Pacific built on mixing cultures on the islands? I remember one story about fijians coming to samoa teaching them how to do the waist/leg tattoo for girls, but then they got it wrong and only did it for boys.
Also, Maui is in every fucking Polynesian folklore.
>Weak plot
I don't know dude, Disney has been upping it's game lately.
>>70859933
Brace yourself. Moana bumper stickers are coming.
>>70859839
THAT LOSS EDIT
>>70856364
Yes
>pacific islanders
Do you when she was small her father licked her pussy to prepare her for adulthood?
excited for the soundtrack desu
lilo n stitch got it so right
>>70859683
What you're describing are Polynesian features btw. Never seen one? Usually pretty beefy.
>>70860156
>Also, Maui is in every fucking Polynesian folklore
Haole plz
We named a fucking Island after that nigger. The mountain Haleakala has a legend about Maui and everything.
Other Polynesians can fuck off. They're the Mexicans of the pacific. Only the best and brightest made it to the Hawaiian islands. Hence why we had the highest literacy rate.
>>70859905
ITS MAUI HOLY FUCK YES
HAWAIIAN SUPERMAAAAAAAAAN
>>70859838
I'm also Hawaiian, and you sound like you're not.
>>70860363
>Mexicans of the Pacific
Fucking Tongans.
>>70860201
anon...it's not an edit
>>70860257
R34 is the only reason I care about this.
>>70856364
Not big a fan of island niggers but at least The Rock doesn't sound like them.
>>70859785
>I wanna fuck that Islander
>>70856364
I'm seeing it for based Lin-Manuel Miranda and Based Taika Waititi
Plus them gorgeous visuals tho
![man_sweating[1].png~c200.png](https://i.imgur.com/qVUuLFB.png "man_sweating[1].png~c200.png")
>>70860257
>thick brown r34
Chel already nearly killed me please don't do this
>>70860894
>Chel
Yet there's not nearly enough of her.
>>70860894
>he fell for the hot brown memegood goy
So are Hawaiians the most accepted other race by Americans? Disney seems like they feel very comfortable making movies in Hawaii, first Lilo and Stitch now this. We have one princess from every race, except now two Polynesian ones.
>>70861479
Bitch Hawaiians are Americans
>>70861527
So are African Americans, Asian Americans, hell even Native Americans and they still only get one princess movie.
>>70860539
No way
>>70861587
Pacific islanders don't spend their time shooting each other and dealing drugs
>>70861718
You ever been to hawaii?
>>70859839
>>70860201
>>70860539
>>70861686
The fuck are you guys talking about?
>Music by Based Lin-Manuel Miranda
>Taika Waititi writing it
>Sexy thicc brown waifu
I'm there day one
>>70861759
Hawaii doesn't matter, what matters is how they're seen in the mainland
>>70861779
Look at his stomach.
>ITT: low quality /pol/bait
i wish she was hot like the girls in frozen
>>70862805
She's sexy as fuck
Is it possible to discuss this movie without the unnecessary racism?
>>70863034
as soon as we get rid of our /pol/tards, so not anytime soon probably
>>70859673
_ ____ ____ ____ pig
>>70859683
You don't ever leave your parents basement, do you
>>70863150
there better be cook in there, anon.
>>70863182
>>70862947
>nigger
>sexy as fuck
kek no
>>70863150
FUCK AND EAT YOU CUNT SHITPIG
>>70863110
You could have said 'the' /pol/tards, but you said 'our' instead.
You've already let them in you faggot, next you'll be giving them names too.
brown women are unattractive
>>70863271
literally what?
>>70859673
>does the people's eyebrow
POTTERY
i honestly don't think my wife's daughter would like this because she won't be able to relate to the characters at all. maybe this film will do well in more urban areas though.
I'm white and I kinda have a thing for Islander girls. Big Samoan booty is all I really want out of life.
>>70864431
Tits are life
Ass is hometown
>>70856836
>navigators
>>70864554
that kid is a literal bank robber now.
>>70864297
and your wife's son?
>>70856364
Probably not but that trailer looked pretty nice.
>>70859683
She's not a nigger, she's an islander.
does she even have a penis or is this just a huge waste of my time
>>70865968
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
>>70859673
She could king my monkey
