DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
I fucked her pussy. OOPS Phrasing! xD xD
we get it, you have "higher morals".
NO FUN ALLOWED
Is Lana the design for the perfect woman?
>>70855791
>I fucked her pussy
Then left it in the sink
I'M YELLING VERY LOUD!!! ARE YOU LAUGHING YET? JESUS CHRIST
LAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70856089
She is cute, CUTE!
LOL SHE IS EATING GLUE FOR NO REASON LMFAO.
>>70855791
>>70856143
>>70856281
I just figured out why high school kids are drinking less and having less sex than ever. They actually think it's for faggots. Dare actually worked on them.
Jesus we are going to turn into japan soon.
>>70855791
Lame
>>70856089
Bear hands
Good show. Just a very, very obnoxious one to binge-watch
>>70856338
Aren't Japs heavy smokers and drinkers though?
>>70856398
I think they prefer suicide.
>>70855791
>hey guys what do we write here? a joke or something?
>umm i'm drawing a blank so let's just have someone spill something and then someone can say "that's how you get ants" it worked 40 times already so why not?
krieger is mai waifu
>>70856089
No, because she is a quadroon.
>>70856338
Wait anon how does less smoking and drinking equate to more women getting raped on the subway
>>70856389
It was a good show till season 4, maybe 5. After that every dialogue is just the same 10 jokes reused a billion times.
For the amount of screaming that goes on in this show it's mixed fucking horrifically.
There were some good moments this season though. Redneck Rampage was amazing.
Who is Best Girl?
Fite me!
>>70856338
You're an idiot. One of the positive aspects of every kid being glued to an android or apple device is that it turns them more inward and introverted, they're used to being observers and avoiding others, consequently a lot of these social lubricants such as alcohol and cigarettes don't reach them with as much power as what peer pressure can push on you. Weed is still king though.
>>70855791
Archer is handsome and hot
>>70855791
Early seasons were God tier.
It's slowly gone to shit. Classic example of a show that's gone on too long.
>>70856460
That and the minor characters got Flanderized, like Shyril, Kreger and Pam.
But yeah, I hate catch phrases and running jokes, its lazy writing.
>>70856460
This is the only correct answer the two guys who created the show and frisky dingo ( 70/30 productions ) well the guy who did the writing left after season 4. As a result the production values went up and the characters became lobotomised juveniles
>>70856089
How you say....Nyet.
>>70856505
Just imagine rimming cheryl while she is semi-conscious.
>>70857480
she looks like she has downs
>>70857769
It's a slav thing.
>>70856434
She's a halfie.
>>70855791
Completely agree; this is what happens when you let someone who made 1 good episode, make seasons and seasons of what is essentially the same episode, repackaged, We've all seen what happens when a good joke is carried on for too long; people get sick of it and move on. So, rather than wasting your time shitposting, why don't you invest your time into something which would improve the state of the world today. [spoilers]Like killing yourself[/spoilers]
with all this ex, archer is really a show for normies
>>70857983
cope, eastern european women are top tier
>>70856338
>people don't like my children's cartoon, they must be virgins
>>70858564
Oh my fucking god delete this immediately
Show wandered way too far from its secret agent roots. We've had like three gimmick seasons in a row at this point.
>>70859386
>>70858564
This episode actually fucks me up. I did some shit like this and it still fucks me up. No lie, I literally had a dream about this girl last night and it's been 6 years since I've seen or spoken to her. Now she's got a degree in pharmaceuticas and I'm a 25 year old suicidal NEET slowly killing myself through malnutrition and drug abuse.
FUCK life sucks when you're terrible at it
>>70856089
No, but Aisha is. The sexy meme loving fuck
>>70859386
No no anon, today you will be reminded.
>>70859546
Aisha isn't actually the model for Lana funnily enough.
>>70855791
>>70859546
>Write in the actresses pregnancy (despite it being animation)
>miscarriages anyway.
kind of awkward isn't it?
>>70859846
She didn't miscarry, the baby got tired of hearing her shrill voice and shitty jokes so it strangled itself with the cord.
>>70859846
Wait what? Aisha tyler is pregnant?
Lana is best girl.
>>70859530
LOL why the fuck would you dream about a girl that you havent seen in 6 years, how does one even fail at life so miserably
just go out get a job and do something with your life you sad faggot, or just end it because the alternative seems too sad to live through
>>70859603
FUCK. I actually said the same shit to this girl about having sex early in our relationship. I'm lonely af but I'm quite sure I'm still a fucking sperglord
>>70860192
Please bring the pain harder, maybe I'll snap out of it. Maybe not. In my dream I was literally getting cucked by her.
>>70856338
>Jesus we are going to turn into japan soon.
Xenophobic, isolationist and an extremely low crime rate?
count me in
>>70860192
>Just get a job
Nigga Im trying I don't have tits tho
>>70860288
you will never be aware of when something ends and begins
effectively you're going to suffer forever
or maybe you've already stopped
>>70860402
Japan doesn't have a low crime rate. The police only report the crimes they can solve. So it appears that they have a low crime rate.
>>70860288
Look I have a plan. Install a spy camera in her house and watch her have sex / monitor any signs of pregnancy. When you confirm she's knocked up, put your affairs in order, and keep monitoring until you're sure she's about to go into delivery.
Right at the projected time of delivery, neck yourself, so that you'll be reincarnated as the baby that's sliding out of her puss. You'll get a few years of sucking her nips and she'll love you forever, just like you wanted.
Foolproof plan.
>>70860192
>refuses sex from a girl for a bullshit REEEEE reason
Fuck off, failed normie. I wish I had these opportunities.
>>70860742
meant for
>>70860253
>watch Archer
>it's pretty good
>gets worse over time
>characters become caricatures of that one aspect to them that was the most popular before
>the same jokes reused over and over and over again with no variations
>show goes from spy show with ongoing arcs that don't intrude that much into each episode to PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT instead of jokes
>said PLOT is very poorly written
>writers set up a relationship thing with kids and love and responsibility when that was the opposite of what made people like the characters in the first place
It was pretty disappointing.
>>70855791
I've been wondering why 4chan hasn't started making fun of this mess for a while now. Still watching it, though, for some reason.
For a show with so many perfect looking women, it has a surprising lack of R34.
>>70860566
>>70860786
I had such high hopes for this show, but the quality drop from S1 to S2 was never reversed
>>70855791
>Phrasing
I never got this, why do they keep saying it?
>>70861466
It's 21st century "That's what she said!"
>>70861508
Oh, that's it? That's disappointing.
Not since Spongebob has a cartoon character annoyed me so much I stopped watching the show.
>>70861508
Exactly. I still use 'that's what she said' ALL the fucking time. At home, out with the friends, idgaf it's all good fun. Even better with a gf that makes off-color remarks.
>>70860192
You must be lost. This is 4chan.
>>70860902
Ebin meme anon well done xP
>>70860566
kek
>>70856338
This chart is bullshit. I drink with high schoolers all the time
>>70856389
I binge-watched it and thought it was fine.
>>70859603
STOP IT
I think you people just like to hate what you think lesser people like. Archer is a meme show but it's not as bad as you are making it sound, even the post-ISIS seasons
>>70861883
>>70859386
Why does this trigger people?
>>70861784
How many have you raped?
>>70861975
No, I'm not a typical /tv/ contrarian but this show has gotten consistently worse over time.
>>70862001
Not a day goes by that I don't regret doing what I did fuckhead. Next time you ask a question just literally fuck your head.
>>70861982
Because a lot of /tv/ relate to Charlie. Autism, cringe behavior, severe oneitis. Also Dadarrio is considered perhaps THE most perfect-looking woman on /tv/, she is this generation's Jennifer Connelly
>>70858748
Truth. Best wives. Either they'll love you to the grave, or murder you.
>>70855791
overrated trash. the same jokes over and over again
>>70862060
That projection
>>70855791
>/tv/ hates archer now
finally
I NEED AN ANSWER DID ARCHER DIED
>>70862473
This. I watched the entire first season and it got old fast.
>>70862060
Dadarrio is a disgusting coal burner
Only a cuck would find her attractive
>>70860818
> Still watching it, though, for some reason.
It's twenty minutes a week for ten weeks
Not that much of a commitment.
>>70863945
>Dadarrio is a disgusting coal burner
movies =/= real life, fucktard.
>>70864085
You're delusional, if she had no qualms about 'pretending' to do it, she obviously would not have a problem with it in real life.
Cuck
>>70856398
https://www.adbusters.org/article/the-satori-generation/
>>70864113
You're deranged, and sadly, that's the norm on this board.
>>70860786
This. Went down hill after season 3.
If they'd just get rid of Barry and HAHA PAM'S NAKED every episode it might come back
Pam does jack shit
>>70862048
So you raped the ugly ones?
>>70860786
So sad. Archer now is not the same Archer that would tattoo a baby.
i hate this show now but the episode where archer goes on a rampage to find his chemo medicine is pretty great
>>70861385
Those Nazi uniforms? Hugo Boss!
Ace and Rudy were hilarious and when they FINALLY come back, it's one of the shittiest episodes ever.
Pam becoming a main character?
Carol becoming a country singer?
At this point, I really couldn't give a fuck about this show.
>>70864491
Ugh, I know, right? Fucking who wants character development? I hate when writers try to create human characters. I want 2 dimensional cardboard cutouts.
this show was good back when it was called Frisky Dingo
>>70855791
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>70865546
>phrasing
>>70856338
Not really that big of a deal. I never drank, smoked, had sex, or took drugs in high school but I went on to be an alcoholic womanizing stoner
>>70863335
How would we know? Season ended.
Im sure that he ll live somehow.
>>70856398
You're thinking of Korea.
After watching Archer and Rick and Morty, I want more cartoons but don't want to go into /co/
>>70866278
Both were cyborgs.Archer drove the truck
>>70865546
Where did i see this pasta?
>>70856089
>black
>perfect
>>70867248
She looks like 1/4 black. She has pretty white pale.
>>70860786
yeah im usually not too cynical and just enjoy shit for what it is but you really nailed what happened to archer here. it's almost like they used all the fresh material they had in the first season, so then when they used it again as "running jokes" it was still fairly funny, but everything after that has just been pretty lame
that all said, the first time I watched Archer was still so damn memorable. about 6 years ago probably, couldn't sleep, was watching random shows on TV at 1:30 am on a tuesday or something, some show called "Archer" was up next, had literally never even heard of it (this was right during when the first season had just finished airing). decided to give it a shot, pretty sure it was the the training day episode. holy fuck I died laughing.
>>70866459
>Archer and Rick and Morty
Have you considered Reddit?
>>70866499
/lit/
>>70865546
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
copy pasting this for short film.
>>70868587
>I am copy pasting this copy pasta
Good luck with your film
Sterling Archer is the best representation of high functioning autism in the mainstream media.
>>70870421
>>70870455
>>70858564
>>70859603
This is still the one episode of Sunny I've never watched. That shit is Dennis-tier, what the fuck were they thinking having Charlie deliver a speech like that.
The last season was pretty good to be honest. How are they going to bring archer back to life in the next season? Or isn't there going to be one
>>70856089
The russian chick is hotter
I'm a sucker for bangs
>>70865671
Nah kids are getting wrecked less because odds are now when you get drunk and do something stupid, it us recorded on an iPhone and saved for all eternity. Must be stressful for em.
>>70859964
Was.
>>70857208
>the two guys who created the show and frisky dingo ( 70/30 productions ) well the guy who did the writing left after season 4
Is this true?
It always felt like there was a drop off in the gag quality, and that would explain it.
>>70870455
Lana needs to have her hair down more often.
>>70875285
Nah, he's talking out of his ass. Most of Frisky Dingo and Archer was and is written by Adam Reed (Xander Crews / Killface on FD and Ray Gilette on Archer). And like with Frisky Dingo and Sealab, Adam only has 2-3 seasons of plot in him. Archer just wasn't on a network willing to let it die after that time, so sharp decline in quality.
>>70856909
>Weed is still king though.
opinion discarded
>>70862399
or both
>>70855791
this show is reddit grade garbage. fuck off faggot
>>70856338
Needs an extra curve for weed
>>70871567
I think they were afraid that people were starting to see Charlie as harmless and his infatuation with the Waitress as cute, rather than creepy.
So they did this. I thought it was great, and it's totally in-character for Charlie. Cock-eyed schemes to get with the Waitress have been his shtick since literally episode 1, where he gets with the black girl to try to make her jealous.
I think Frisky Dingo was funnier. It's a shame that it was canceled.
>>70856089
YES
>>70874750
>Pam will never sit on your face
What's the point of living if you can't feel alive?
>>70856909
>Electronic devices are creating introverts
You're a gigantic retard
>>70870455
Wew lad. I haven't fapped to cartoons since I was 13 which was 18 years ago but this one is mighty tempting.
>>70877769
And its amusing how many characters from it show up in Archer.
>>70879073
Seriously its sad how much I'd fug pam.
Be fair, post like season 2 pam would annoy the hell out of me though.
>>70879482
>>>/eatshit/
>tfw america likes archer more than dr katz
>>70857480
Why the fuck did they make her leave Archer for Barry, just reminds me too much of my foreign qt ex
>>70855791
Is Archer natty?
>>70879518
I know you do, /co/mblrina
>>70861982
Because Doddario is pretty much a 10/10 and pretty much any of us lonely guys on 4chan would love to have a rich QT gf who loves us and Charlie throws it all away for the waitress who is pretty much trash
>>70867284
one drop rule my friend
Haven't watched this shit since S2, how is there even a point to the show if they're actually together now.
Would impregnate Lana/10
>>70880231
the point is that it is okay for women to impose fatherhood.
Is the series over now that Archer and Robo Archer are dead?
>>70882118
>archer is dead
I find it pathetic that this "voice actor" basically just talks the same for two different characters in two popular series and no one gives a fuck how lazy it is
>>70882462
he does what it asks of him
