How do you fix this?
>>70851392
Bring back Full Frontal, pray for the best
End competitive reality tv. Done.
>>70851392
More seasons of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.
>>70851392
Bring back Shark Bay
?threaD
>>70851392
More renovation shows
More cooking shows
More consumer watch shows
ABC
>bland drama
>reruns of BBC crap
>some occasionally funny comedy
>some OK-ish science and foreign reportage
Best show by a country mile is Gardening Australia.
10 and its digital cousins
>reruns
>US reality and crime crap
>The Project
7 and 9
not worth mentioning
overall it's complete rubbish except for gardening Australia.
>>70851392
Its beyond repair, just get foxtell and accept that on a holiday you only have 80s and 90s vhs quality movies to watch on FTA tv
reality show where you renovate a kitchen then cook in it
>>70851715
>tfw we'll never have the GOAT SBS Monday night line up of Top Gear, Pizza, South Park, Lee Lin Chin, and sneaky Euro nudity film again
>>70851727
>just get foxtell
Rupert out.
AUSSIE STATE RANKINGS
1. PERTH
2. MELBOURNE
3. SOUTH AUS
4. CANBERRA
5. BRISBANE?
6.TAZMANIA
7. NT
8. NEW ZEALAND
.
999. SHITNEY
>>70851392
>watching tv
kys
>>70851757
>not listing evangelion and bubblegum crisis
>>70851689
>literally this
More Kath and Kim wouldn't hurt either
>>70851790
That was on Saturday nights
At least I remember it being on Saturday nights
literally havent watched australian tv since 2009
>>70851770
perthfag here
you're wrong
cunt
You don't.
The only people I know that still watch free to air television will watch any shit.
Just give in and let 100% of programming except for news and sport to be British and American
>What TV thinks we want
BigBrother.jpeg
ComplainingAboutBogans.jpeg
Bondi______.jpeg
>What I want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLsvkCSs4WU
these cunts are funny fuck the haters
>>70851827
pretty much. If people are actively willing to watch the absolute shit on free to air without a second thought in this day and age there's not really any point.
We live in the most fucking pleb western country
I fucking hate Australian television. It's completely irredeemable and unwatchable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXbvN4A4Xg&ab_channel=friendlyjordies
>>70851862
Was there a new season of Gap Year this year?
>>70851392
bring back Coight
>>70851770
most of those aren't states ya dumb cunt
>>70851888
Russel Coight should come back now he's international thanks to /int/ and reddit
Much wider audience and more return
Its like Mr Bean anyone from anywhere can laugh at a cunt goofing around
Fuck I might just steal the idea and run with it if Russel aint
bring back Ronnie Johns Half Hour
>>70851770
This is just terrible, terrible
CAPITAL CITY POWER RANKINGS
1. Melbourne
2. Hobart
3. Canberra
4. Adelaide
5. Sydney
6. Darwin
7. Perth
8. Brisbane
>>70851735
then have dinner parties until you get fat.
then landscape your garden to include an obstacle course
then see how fast you can lose all the weight
>>70851392
As an American, I remember watching this guy named Rove with some late night show, is he still around? His Australian show would air late nights on some random channel on Direct TV.
>>70851660
Essie Davis is a MILF I'd plow, holy shit.
more BBUC
>>70851770
BRIS?
ABC
>It's a breakfast team hosts pretend to enjoy each other's company episode
>9
Consistently has the most based movies, shows and presenters. Top Gear, footy, awesome classics on every now and then.
>TEN (Commandments) can be alright, lots of Christian family content.
Blue Bloods almost balances out the shit that comes out of The 7.30 Project.
>SBS
Superb variety, can't fault them for that.
>>70852024
He does radio and produces one of the most lucrative tv shows on channel 10 where they pretend to be intellectual journalists but its comedians and nobodies and one muslim professor lol
>>70852046
I remember this. Heck
>>70852055
>actually watching TV
Truly the worst activity ever suited only for plebeians with incredibly low iqs
>>70851770
>brisbane not number 1
I bet you're some leb cunt with a stolen laptop.
>>70852055
>ABC
>>It's a breakfast team hosts pretend to enjoy each other's company episode
I love this, every morning before work
>>70851646
This will do wonders..
Go further, ban all confessional style recordings where anyone extrapolates after the fact - for ever.
>>70851392
Non-Aussie here, do people seriously watch shit like this with a straight face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
You have TVs in Australia? Huh
>>70852046
The 2005 season of Uncut was fucking patrician tier. Much better than the pleb tier season with Krystal on it.
>>70852070
>Rove is to blame for Cheez TV being canned
>Rove is to blame for people sucking Bickmore and Aly's dick
Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?
>>70852070
That sounds like it could be funny, worth checking out? Also, surprised the guy never tried making it in America, seemed funny enough.
More budget-grade true-crime shows. They're literally writing themselves.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-15/jamie-gao-murder-trial-roger-rogerson-glen-mcnamara/7466068
Im convimced that 90% of the programming on the commercial stations is aimed a post menopausal women and alcoholic men who work in trades.
>>70852201
one time at a fundraising benefit when some cunt got up and started singing a shitty song i couldnt stop laughing and had to excuse myself and go to the toilet
but everyone else seemed impressed or polite so yeah 99% keep a straight face and im a cunt
more of this
>>70852231
its not funny its our version of The View or any stupid roundtable show where they GET SUPER SERIOUS and then Have a LiGht HARTEd LooK @ The News :D
Its pleb bait, moron tier
>>70852102
If you know how to mute ads it's fine, I'm not going to download frasier as patrician as that is, it's just background noise for the lounge.
>>70852210https://www.youtube.com/user/Racehero694/search?query=uncut+2005
>>70852280
It's not like American late night shows are better. Old Conan was great though.
>>70852284
You should just kill yourself
>>70852235
looking at the ads proves that this is true. but ABC is the most femme centric and there is no money in it for them.
>>70852289
Which one's the one where the ginger and the chick bang in the hot tub but then they were like nah we didn't bang?
>>70852284
>not downloading frasier
nigga u fucking missing out
enjoy watching whatever your tv boss lets you watch
some of us enjoy autonomy n shit
>>70852232
TV doesn't need more cunts on couches crying.
>>70852284
This. Due to the shit quality of my internet and the excessive amount of visual media I consume daily, watching the ABC and SBS and having foxtel is a price I am prepared to pay.
>>70852369
it also doesn't need more bogans on couches waiting for nip-slips.
>>70852380
Basically what you're telling is you're a fuckin pleb who watches TV all day
Loving every laugh, I share a country with these brainless fucks
I'm convinced removing all "The Project" related media will fix about 20% of the problem.
>>70852395
This is what happens when SBS stops showing movies with titties
>>70852424
>come to /tv/
>insult people who watch movies and tv shows
Are there any good Australian dramas?
Not comedies, 40-50 minute comedy-dramas, straight up dramas?
>>70852470
I'm insulting people who pay to watch adverts, only consumer dumb fucks would allow themselves to be marketed to all night by a bunch of flashing shouting adverts
Also "flicking" is the dumbest shit ever
>>70852395
That shit is because we have the government mandated Australian produced content, it's even worse in Canada where the songs on the radio have to be Canadian.
Australian TV won't become decent until there is actual support in Australia for the arts and culture and the entertainment industry actually gets some serious funding and more importantly, fucking quality control on who gets that funding because Australian productions tend to be grim as fuck and not enjoyable.
I've come to accept that media in Australia is just a fucking lost cause though and the sad thing is, the public eats it up, every fucking day at work, all people talk about in the lunch room is the fucking block or whatever other shitty renovation show is on (but not grand designs because we can't have fucking taste) or MKR or whatever the fuck it's called.
Who watches The Block and thinks its at all an entertaining show? It's a fucking thinly veiled ad for Home & Hardware ffs.
>>70852277
I remember the one on the left was Christie, who the fuck was the other naked chick?
Put The Simpsons back on at 6PM. Seasons 1 - 8 only.
>>70851757
SBS Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays were always GOAT.
SBS/2 are the only decent channels on tv imo.
>>70852560
Kate
>>70852470
> I love televisions shows and film
> you know what would make it better though?
>stopping every 4 minutes so some cunt can try sell me insurance!
Honestly just end yourself
>>70852576
Rex was on Thursdays right? I can't remember Tuesday's
>That feel when the Libs plan to merge SBS and ABC
>>70852595
Tuesday had Evangelion and bubblegum I'm pretty sure.
Thursday was cult movie, Eat Carpet and Rex.
>>70852612
And nothing of value will be lost. Had it been 90s ABC and SBS, yeah then we'd be fucked
>>70852580
>Channel Ten completely ruins the Simpsons by bringing on ads 10 seconds early cutting off all the jokes punch lines.
>>70852490
>>70852580
I pay for things like TCM and World Movies. Everything else is background noise for 4chan. ABC only has ads inbetween shows not in the middle, and SBS sometimes has the same. Also you seem to be ignoring the part of my original post where I mentioned having shit internet. Thanks for the lols. Please don't reply to this, my sides can't handle it.
>>70852633
SBS is still great, Ninja Warrior, Pop Asia, If You're The One, Ghibli movies, Jackie Chan marathons, Anime, The Feed, Vs Arashi.
>>70852612
SBS isn't interested and the only one that was talking about it the idea isn't managing director of ABC anymore.
>>70851770
>state ranking
>lists cities
Holy shit, stop sniffing that petrol. I can almost see your mullet from here.
>>70852666
Cool satan, enjoy your adverts you pathetic sheep
>background noise
Jesus Christ I want to rip my eyeballs out
>>70852709
Please do.
>>70852725
At least I won't have to see the travesty that is your face
>>70851949
Canberra here.
Canberra is complete shit, it's a fucking ghost town of a city with no culture or life, shit weather and is expensive as fuck.
Only cities worth a fuck in Australia are
1: Melbourne
2: Sydney
3: Brisbane.
Perth is CUB land, Hobart and Adelaide like Canberra are lifeless ghost towns, Darwin is barely even a city.
Shark Tank's about to start
Good show
>>70852612
>implying this is a bad thing
>>70852024
>>70852231
Rove did have his own show in America called 'Rove:LA' for a while if I remember right. I also remember it being really good. He had good guests, seemed to get along great with everyone and always had interesting stuff going on.
I don't watch Australian tv, or tv at all though. It's fucking painful. The project is hipster propaganda, all our competitive reality shows are painfully shit and all the same thing, our original programming is all boring 'The Slap' tier drama and the only network with taste is SBS and that's slowly dying.
Have we had a good show since 'Danger 5?'
And also SBS was the first network outside of Japan to air 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' from start to finish. How's that for vision>
>>70851392
Bring back Steve Irwin, but that must sting
>>70852760
No need to get shirty. You walked right into that one.
>watching australian TV
lmao
Anybody checked out that Secret City show with olivia dunham from fringe?
How to fix:
Dump MPEG2, and H264 encode all channels, 1080i/720p.
Remove the trash home shopping channels (7flix, 7racing, 9Life, Spreetv, tvsn, tv4me) so the bitrate can be increased on the main channels
enforce the rule on the amount of ads per hour
remove all those shitty pop ups that advertise their other shows in the middle of programming
keep the logos translucent and small in the corner, don't put an advertisement in bright colorss next to the channel logo "watch the block at 7'oblock" shit
fast track american imports, within 24 hours of american broadcast
drop most reality tv shows, from home and abroad (the voice, australias/britains/americas got talent, the block, my kitchen rules, kiss bang love, the x factor, reno rumble, beauty and the geek, gogglebox, biggest loser, great australian spelling bee)
change what screen australia/whatever other financiers try produce, aiming for not just australian market but overseas sales.
reason we got all this reality shit is because no one buys our shitty dramas like offspring/love child and they cost a fortune to make compared to making reality crap that goes on for 3 hours, or buying shows from america
>>70852794
>I also remember it being really good
You best be fucking kidding. The show was terrible and flopped massively.
>>70852828
If I had a choice between watching foxtel every day for 4 hours or having my eyeballs ripped out id choose the eyeballs
I can't believe people pay to watch more ads, it's definitely madness
That being said you useless cunts probably still use Facebook
Bomb channel ten, prime and win.
ABC and SBS are only barely watchable, the rest are fucking garbage.
>>70852874
While I agree that Foxtel is terrible, I'd still watch 4 hours of it a day to keep my eyeballs. It's not like you can't choose to watch movies or Showtime shows.
>>70852765
>no culture
no australian city has "culture"
lmao
>>70852807
He had a big heart for animals.
Play Have You Been Paying Attention three times a week instead of once plus a rerun.
Literally auspanelshowkino.
>>70852874
Can I count movies in foxtel? Some of those channels are all right. I think it's pretty based that they put 'In the Realm of the Senses' on World Movies. 90% of that channel is boring filth about depressed, sex-addicted whores, but the other 10% is really good movies about depressed, sex-addicted whores.
![Skippy-dvd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkAXX99.jpg "Skippy-dvd[1].jpg")
Non-aussie here.
Remake of Skippy when?
>>70852925
And bring back Talkin' Bout Your Generation and Thank God You're Here while they're at it. Fuck. We can't do narrative, but very ocasionally we can pull off """live""" comedy. One of the benefits of being the global kings of banter.
Is Tomorrow when the War Began series any good?
>>70852231
>Also, surprised the guy never tried making it in America, seemed funny enough.
He tried and failed.
Also he's not funny. Like even remotely. I'm still clueless as how to he got famous. Even for Australian network comedic talent he was bland.
>>70852216
They tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgNYGkWKco
>>70852932
Unless Skippy's competing with other kangaroos in some kind of renovation or cooking competition that's not happening. I don't think it's really possible to convey how fucking awful the state of our tv is.
>>70852959
I read a couple of those books in school and they were fucking awful.
>>70852963
I like Rove. Hamish and Andy are probably the funniest live entertainers we have but Rove can get a good discussion going and deliver jokes competently. What blows my mind is Carrie Bickmore becoming famous. She was always a giant drag on Rove and on The Project she just comes off as a cunt.
>>70852959
I watched the first episode and it was shit.
>>70852863
>Dump MPEG2, and H264 encode all channels, 1080i/720p.
They said that they won't do that until they're sure that almost every citizen's TV can receive MPEG-4.
>>70852963
He's safe. Everyone else that tried a talk show at the time pushed the envelope too much. And it was a soft push. Remember Micallef Tonight?
>tfw the mick molloy show was so abhorrent to plebian sensibilities that it was pulled after a couple of episodes and he has barely worked in tv since
>>70852874
Foxtel's regular channels have a ridiculous amount of ads for pay tv but it's the only way to get comprehensive live sport and unpirated HBO in this country. Both those don't have ads.
>>70853002
>What blows my mind is Carrie Bickmore becoming famous. She was always a giant drag on Rove and on The Project she just comes off as a cunt.
becuase she plays the "mum with kids and has it all" character and the people who watch that shit show are the people that want that.
Its legit facebook on tv and mums love 2 things, other mums and facebook.
the project is like anchorman 2 but condensed.
They tried real news like gorge (somethings) 6pm show and it failed hard as fuck and at the same time the project got more and more facebook.
I'm suprised they dont have an app where you like the current new topic on facebook to go into the running for some sort of prize or some other bullshit where you like for a chance to win $1000 but you more chances depending on privilege.
>>70853002
>Hamish and Andy are probably the funniest live entertainers we have
Andy isn't funny at all. Hamish is though, he's a terrible actor though and is always really awful in anything he's in which isn't live and just allowing him to talk and react to things.
Agree about Carrie Bickmore. Case of friends with the right people. She used to do like a Sandra Sully esque impersonation of Rove delivering news lines dryly, right? I suppose she went to uni with Rove or one of the producers and was fine for that and then because entertainment runs on cronyism she was able to just get more work after getting that break on a show which turned out to be successful.
>>70851770
>Melbourne
>Not in the garbage
>>70853140
the greens spend like 90% of their budget on 1 electorate in Victoria.
>>70853140
Based Queensland
>>70853139
Andy isn't the funny one but without him it wouldn't work.
>>70853201
Yeah, he's the straight man in the act. Just clarifying he isn't funny.
So which Masterchef season was the best?
>>70853250
The first one.
>>70852210
Kate > Christie > Geneva > everybody else > Vesna
This is the correct ranking.
>>70852845
>fixed
>>70852676
The Feed is shit, I can't stand that smug fucker Mark whats his name.
>>70853140
>tfw live in batman
Feels good man
>inb4 comic book pun
>>70851949
Kill yourself you lefty cunt
fuck this Chaser shit is so unfunny and blatantly leftish bullshit. And I'm as leftfag as they come.
>>70852216
they killed his wife instead
>its a leigh sales gets bitchy on national TV episode
>its a waleed "i'm progressive and not-white" acts all superior episode
>>70854616
>its a shoddy contractor episode
>its a how rental tennants are ripping off hard working land lords episode
>its a look at how much money homeless people make episode
>its a kick this mob out episode
Commercial australian media a shit
>>70851715
even gardening Australia is garbage now that peter cundle is gone. Old gardening australia was maximum comfy.
>>70854745
>It's an aussie battler gets ripped off by a fucking blatantly obvious scam
>>70852579
>>70853314
>tfw can't remember Kate
She can't have been that hot
>>70853250
The one with Brett and Colin. I didn't even watch the latest one aside from the Nigella stuff, I don't like any of them and only watched Nigella because I want to snort coke from between those big ol tiddies.
>>70851770
>>70851949
ACTUAL LIST:
TRUE BLUE TIER
Brisbane
Perth
SHIT BUT COMFY TIER
Hobart
Adelaide
POLITICIAN TIER
Canberra
LEB AND SJW TIER
Lelbourne
Shitney
ABO TIER
Darwin
>>70852765
I'm from Melb, but when I went to Hobart I fucking loved how quiet it was. People are extremely chill, also no asians and black people. Honestly if it wasn't so isolated I'd be down to live there. The art museum that I went to was cool too, not a bad place to visit with your gran.
>>70854132
I use to like chaser in high school what went wrong.
>>70854967
>no asians and black people
Sounds pretty boring desu senpai
who /hobart/ here
>>70854984
Exactly, peaceful. My personal preference.
>>70854881
> tfw born in Perth but I live in Melbourne for work reasons
I just want to go back mates, Melb CBD makes me want to kill myself.
>>70855057
>Melb CBD makes me want to kill myself.
Why? I live in the Melbourne suburbs and am fucking sick of being so far away from the city. I just can't afford to live closer though.
>>70852395
Remember when that half jap chick yumi was on morning tv giving all us unemployed bogans sneaky little upskirts with those cute little white jap panties nearly everyday ??
I still love her until I die.
I like Karl Stefanovic as someone who brings in the bants but as a journalist/news anchor, he's shit.
who /angrydad/ here
>>70855122
I enjoy watching it because seeing bogans get pissed off is always a laugh but the dad and his kids are cunts.
>>70855114
People who value "the bants" don't matter, anon. You're why Australian TV's so shitty.
>>70855090
>lived in bundoora
>1 and a half in peak hour on public transport
>move to northcote
>40 mins tops to city
>half my pay goes on rent
>cant afford to go anywhere anyway
Just fuck my shit up familia
>>70855150
>ywn marry Hannah and have angry dad as a father in law
>>70855162
I don't watch TV though.
I only ever see shit Karl does posted on facebook.
>>70855169
>live in hobart
>15 min drive to work
>pay $350/week for mortgage on 4 bedroom house
feels p. good man
>>70851392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjPCULStrm0
>>70855184
>tfw you will never cuck AngryDad and fuck their hot mum
I really like Mad as Hell, I'm so happy it's back on.
>>70855213
Yeah but it comes at the cost of living in Hobart.
Not worth it.
>>70851757
give me some of that Erotic Tales or softcore Asian movies top it off with some anime as well
I liked Miss Fisher Murder Mysteries
she's one saucy gal
>>70855238
sorry rajesh, but i like living in whitesville
>>70854881
Darwinfag here, this is accurate
>>70854764
Shut your mouth, Costa keeps me going
>>70854978
They got old and brought in all those new hack comedians.
>>70854764
RIP sweet prince
>>70855315
I'm white as fuck. I just like having things to do.
>>70855315
Stay there then pleb, we're better because you aren't here
>>70851392
Judge judy twice a day, bring back Agro in the mornings and bring back Huey for cooking in the arvos.
Less boongs on abc they are such a minority but they are forced into shows especially kids shows I don't want my children growing up confused and feeling left out just because they are white.
>Used to live in Brunswick
>Could catch the tram into the city and it takes 15 minutes
>Go up to Sydney road and there are bars open all week, or buy awesome food. (such good Vietnamese food everywhere in Melbourne)
>Go to cool stores all throughout the inner north like all the vintage and antique bazaars
>markets, markets everywhere
>Go to the arcade in the city or catch a train to box hill and compete in local fighting game tourneys.
>Move to Canberra for work
>Basically no public transport
>Fucking cold as fuck seriously the ground is frozen solid by like 8pm
>Nothing to do fucking ever
>No good shopping
>Barely any good food
>No nightlife.
>No live music.
>Markets are mostly just people selling shit they don't want from Christmas.
>Fuel is like 2x the price of anywhere else.
>Everything is like 2x the price of anywhere else.
Pic related, Canberras CBD in the middle of the day, such a bustling hub.
>>70855405
>agro
Hey gramps, cheez tv was here, get gud
>>70855398
>>70855400
t. Vaneet
>>70852765
>Perth is CUB land, Hobart and Adelaide like Canberra are lifeless ghost towns, Darwin is barely even a city.
I'm from Adelaide and currently living in Canberra. Canberra is so much worse than Adelaide. Adelaide might be small and sleepy and you can't go shopping without running into some fuck-tard you went to high school with it at least feels like a real, actual place where real people live
Unlike Canberra which somehow managed to capture the spirit of an outpost in the antarctic, an enormous multi-ethnic non-white ghetto and some apocalyptic nightmare where junkies and deroes have taken over the world
>>70855436
Agro was better.
>>70855412
Posting a picture of the CBD being empty doesn't do it justice. The CBD has some nice areas in it.
Most of Canberra is both deserted and a horrible eye-sore
>>70855412
what a piece of shit
>capital city of australia
AHAHAA
>>70855440
>all anglo
>family here for 160 years
>live in multicultural city
>have fucked beautiful nordic blondes, brown skinned babes and asian qt3.14s
How are the two headed blow jobs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRmjKXVX-yg
>>70855412
I'm expecting a call next month about a job in Canberra for next year. Thanks breh
>>70852612
>merging hot trash with GOAT tv
JUST
FUCK
MY
COUNTRY
UP
>>70855454
Fucking seconded. Mm Theresa Livingstone in that sailor moon outfit.
Cheeztv was good.. But Agro was based
>>70855725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXOZeuB03Y
This was pretty savage.
>>70855757
Anne Marie is so cute.
Don't mind me, I'm just the greatest living Australian television comedian.
>>70851715
go suck Gino's beard you wog loving faggot. Ever since that bearded manlet Stavros or whatever his heathen parents decided to call him took over it has gone to fucking shit.
>>70855797
noice
Best milfu
>>70855757
That will never ever get old.
>>70851409
I get drunk and watch whatever I can find on Youtube. Those were the days, when tv meant something.
>>70851882
Jesus.. That's too accurate
>>70855150
well the dad did play for collingwood after all
The Chaser are back for the election.
I was worried they'd be too leftie but it seems like this time they're instead just focusing on absurd general comedy instead of political side-taking. I'm glad, because I've become much more of a moderate than I used to be.
>john howard will never be prime minister again
I thought moot was joking when he said /tv/ was ruined by Australians
>>70856781
I think you mean improve
>mfw an american tried banter near me
Protip: we're at least 25% of the active posters on this site
I'll say it before and I'll say it again FUCK FAMILY FEUD. Fucking why would you air on 3 different channels AT THE SAME TIME?
>>70856997
>unironically watching australian television in 2016
top kek my friend
>>70856874
That really explains the rise in shitposting. It's like you guys didn't understand the joke but kept telling people about it. Butchering it to the point it's unrecognizable.
>>70851770
t.butthurt irrelevant melbourne sjw
>>70857187
>rise
Dude, I can't speak for anyone here but I've been on this site since 2006.
>>70857242
>tfw socialist greens voter living in inner north melbourne
>tfw i love watching you faggots get mad whenever I state this online
Stay out of Victoria cunt
>>70855412
Canberra was a mistake. Thanks Shitney and Lelbourne.
>>70851392
what needs fixing?
afl and cricket coverage is good, i can deal with ads between goals, end of overs and wickets
>>70857301
>6 more months until the tennis is back
>>70856997
Ten is going to Win soon anyway.
>>70857541
Elaborate
>>70851392
Fire every cunt.
>>70851757
Fucken hell. That nostalgia.
Those days will never happen again.
>>70857591
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2016/04/nine-signs-affiliation-agreement-with-southern-cross.html
Oh I meant Nine not Win
>>70852024
He hosts a morning radio show with some girl that was on The Bachelor.
>>70852959
Caitlin Stasey isn't in it. So no.
>>70856287
wow! yeah, they realy went after Shorten with that 10 minute sketch where there followed him around and he got to list off his agenda right!!!! HAHAHA there were meant to be ONE HUNDRED OF THEM!!!
BAN ALL AUSFAILIANS
>>70858993
That's hardly fair, they called him out for repeating himself like three times.
>>70857301
>afl and cricket coverage is good
AFL coverage is fucking terrible and overpriced on Foxtel.
AFL commentary is so fucking terrible. Almost makes it unwatchable. I don't know why Fox doesn't give you an option to just listen to mics at the ground.
Mad as Hell is good. That's basically all I watch.
>>70859190
Radio is where the good commentators are at for most sport in Aus.
>>70857301
Afl coverage is horrible. No good commentators, switching camera angles every time someone kicks the ball. Just shit. Soccer coverage is so much better.
>>70859262
I hear this but I just can't stick the radio on and watch tv at the same time. One is always out of sync and it just doesn't gel. As I said, I'd just like the sounds of the game and no commentary. Or maybe just the occasional comment relative to the game.
Anything other than asinine chatter, verbal diarrhoea or grandstanding for soundbites.
>>70859369
Fair enough. Ambient noise is an interesting idea. Should write a letter to Rupert or something.
>>70859183
Calling him out for repeating it, but still laughing along. It's about how much time they allowed it while displaying the labor slogans. In contrast the time they spend drilling Barnaby and Dutton.
Watch it again, it was bald faced lefty shilling.
>>70859458
>Should write a letter to Rupert or something.
Like that old fuck cares. He doesn't give a fuck if people enjoy what his company broadcasts, just that they pay for it.
>>70859190
OH BOY WOWEE,
THESE OPINIONS!
THEY'RE REALLY CUTTING THROUGH THE CENTRE!
nuke it from orbit. only way to be sure. bloody criminal scum continent.
THAT'S SOME EXCELLENT INPUT BT!
>>70859471
I don't agree, the focus of the segment was the extreme lengths he went to to pursue the escaping pollie, not the same old slogan shit nobody cares about. The concurrent theme of this election is that both parties are boring as fuck and people aren't interested in their policies.
Also can you really blame them for going after Barnaby and Dutton? The guys are comedy machines.
>>70859517
THOSE OPINIONS HAVE COME OUT OF NOWHERE!!
RIGHT FROM THE PAINT!!
COULD BE THE OPINION OF THE YEAR!!
>>70859650
IF Barnaby or Dutton had been giving them material in the past week to work with it might have worked. BUT the chaser hacks had to go back in time to hit the targets they wanted to hit.
Besides, my main issue with them is that they're unfunny as fuck. Mad As Hell rips them apart.
I literally don't even own a TV anymore. Why the fuck would anyone watch Australian TV? Ever since the Howard government fucked up our film industry it's been irredeemable. I miss when we actually made good shit like Strictly Ballroom.
>>70859883
Eh, I think you're reaching. You can say the comedy's shit, sure, but I don't think it's propaganda. I agree Mad as Hell is way better.
The Weekly though, that was pretty transparent.
YEAH.. THERE'S SOME, SOME GREAT SPIRIT IN THESE OPINIONS. THOUGH WE, I - I MEAN THEIR, WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF THESE OPINIONS.
I LOVE THE WAY THESE OPINIONS GO ABOUT IT.
>>70851392
Is Rage still on? It was the main Australian TV I used to watch in Britbongistan before they stopped airing it here for whatever reason.
>>70860093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiPyOIYW-RI
Am I the only one who absolutely loves the Full Frontal mock version of the Rage song? I could listen to it on repeat all day long.
>>70860093
Yes. It's on all night fri and sat, and some weeknights now they'll chuck it on for a couple of hours in bewtween the late late movie/doco and the late late late movie/doco.
>>70859997
it is propaganda, but it's not top down "le ABC if marxist central" like Bolt thinks, it's about the bias of the creators. IE the old chaser team, who are literally tenured at the ABC.
I'm not having a go or anything, I'm pretty greenfag. Watch it again. They spend a whole segment chasing Shorten smiling like an idiot ASKING him to say things. And he complies. Do they even try to make a funny with a liberal? No. They just hoe into them from afar.
>>70860174
>milo kerrigan
classic micalef
>>70860441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfKYNsR7W4A
>>70860514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKDiNUj0VGw
