>you will never drive Tommy's Mercedes at 110mph while he sleeps in the passenger seat
>You will never drive a mercedes off the roof of your duplex and fly into the night sky
>tfw Tommy will never call you chicken for not having sex with him
>>70847778
>You will never offer Tommy sex for money in a French restaurant and have him turn you down
>>70849829
>implying Tommy ever turned down sex for money
>>70849912
How dare you talk to me that way!
>>70849957
I did not say that. That is not true. I did not say that!
>>70849978
Dawn't talk to me muddfarker
>>70850015
DATS IT! I'M DONE WIDTH THIS ABUCE! I AM TIRED OF BEING BETRAYED!
>you will never come home to a thousand answering machine messages about the most inane stuff, each one starting with "oh, hi anon"
UR TEARING ME APART LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70850108
>Tommy will never secretly record all your conversations
>>70850108
>tommy will never send you notes of encouragement while you're on the other side of the planet
>>70850131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuhPJhDUvI
>>70851476
>Tommy will never drive erratically while asking you "why you do these things?"
>>70850131
Tommy Wiseau uttered the phrase you are tearing me apart in his drama film The Room, in reference and as an homage to James Dean's role. Originally, the line was "You are taking me apart", because of Tommy Wiseau's seemingly poor understanding of the English language and also because of his unwillingness to admit that he had taken the line from James Dean.
>can't wound the Wiseau
>>70851560
>Not can't slow the Wiseau
>>70851499
kek
>>70851586
>poor understanding of the English language
I was going for a Tommy-esque post.
>>70851607
In that case
>Can't make go the Wiseau
>>70851638
NiiiI MARK!
>>70851560
Why can't he understand English? Isn't he American?
>>70851707
American with accent as he says
>>70851707
He is american in heartNobody really knows where he came from exactly, he is a goddamn real life glitch
>>70851833
He's Polish if that story he told Mark isn't absolute bullshit
>>70851707
>>70851833
Nooo, he's from planet Earf
>>70851499
>LITERAL Americlaps
i get that this is a cult-following screening but jesus christ
>>70851958
>w-why are they having fun?
>>70851958
>He's never thrown spoons at a kino parlor showing of The Room
>>70851499
I really hate american culture. Blacks are most respectful in a theatre
