Captain! Sensors are detecting a Star Trek Shitposting thread in the vicinity! We should beam over and kill it!I AM WEASEL!
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs?
in b4 Garak
>>70840934
GO AWAY!
>>70840934
No quotations.
Question mark, for some reason.
Not image.jpg
IMPOSTOR
>>70840934
OY CAKEHOLE, REHABILITATIN' MOLLY IS JES' TOO MUCH WORK. WE HAVE ANOTHER KID ANYWAY WOT'S IT MATTA?
>>70840934
I"ll tell you if you first tell me how many lights you see?
>>70841847
How many duplicates were passed off as legitimate everyday members of their respective universe? 5? 6?∞?!
>>70840934
>Tuesday, January 14th, 2014
Was this the day Soren made her famous entry into the annals of /trek/famy?
>set buttocks to stun
>>70842060
>Ian McKellan liked your picture
>be me
>me at 4Chan
>OP on the ocean
>/tv/ on the ocean
>me and OP at /tv/
>the beast of 4Chan
>OP his arms wide
>his sails unfolded
>OP when the walls fell.
Best Dax
>>70842182
Patricians beware!
This sick Trill just invaded your thorax
And he's banging more space hoes by the hour
Find out how he does it
CLICK HERE
>>70842182
Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?
>>70840903
Gold boxes are GOAT
>>70842294
>You will never fuck QT girls you know on the holodeck
OP looks for things. Things to make him go.
>>70842110
>Sir Patrick will never be your awesome uncle that always comes around with his "friend" Ian...oh yeah and maybe occasionally his wife
>>70842339
Commander, where am I?
>>70842433
>"You've just entered Harriman, Tennessee."
>"ENJOY YOUR STAY!"
>>70842133
OP and company at Pulse nightclub
Trump eyes open
>>70841946
As this meme's originator, that seems about right.
I have really enjoyed posting in as many threads as possible but nothing compares to clicking on a Trek thread and finding that someone else has done my work.
>>70842403
here we go again
killing him was the right choice desuthere is no right choice :^)
![220px-Tuvix[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U2Drs9A.jpg "220px-Tuvix[1].jpg")
>>70842670
forgot pic, ruined
>>70840934
IMPURE IMPOSTER GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70842639
>you will never save her family's struggling restaurant
>>70842639
>>70842294
> Arena and Space Seed
> not GOAT
WTF is wrong with you, cadet?!
>you will never drink kanar with Damar
>>70842294
>>70842339
>>70842999
>Wesley turned into a pile of muscles
Roddenberry you delusional faggot.
>>70843119
voy and ent are gonna be pretty small pics right lol
Why didn't Dukat kill them all when he had the chance?
>>70843171
Enterprise:
>Twilight
>Similitude
>In a Mirror, Darkly
>um... uh....... er..........
>>70842182
OBJECTIVELY correct
>>70843356
YES
>it's a suede jacket episode
>>70842182
>>70843356
>>70843460
objectively wrong
>"i do not want to die"
>enterprise officers sentence M and his beloved to life imprisonment
>>70843797
Jesus H. Christ, it's truly not linear for Ezri / Nicole.
Terry looks like a white Manut Bol in this picture.
Also, if truly you in the middle, a big thumbs up from everyone here at Quark's House of Gaming.
>>70843863
>tfw no giantess jadzia to make fun of your tiny penis
Why live?
>>70843797
You're cute, anon.
Show me your genitals.
>it's a 20th century Tom episode
>>70843797
I love tall curvy women like Terry Farrell but jesus fuck what the fuck is going on with all those goddamn bulging veins around her ankles
>>70843797
Terry Farrell's arm starts from his groin and ends at the top of his head.
Strong Neolithic Farmer genes
>>70844599
Looks like a lot of fun. Does a hologram sing 17 full songs throughout the last season?
>Its a standard Voyager episode
>>70845170
>It's a "fun" DS9 episode
>>70842743
Back story?
Is she poor now?
Not that I'm judging. I'm poor too.
>>70845170
>it's a standard Voyager episode
>>70845196
>>70845254
What happens if we lose?
>Nothing. There's nothing at stake and no threat, beyond the shame of defeat!
>it's a non-standard voyager episode
>>70845212
Well she was in Renegades...
>>70845350
I highly misunderstood classic. I'd call it the ultimate plebfilter for an episode.
Was Riker wrong to not revive the dead child in the episode where he got Q powers?
>>70844803
>Strong Neolithic Farmer genes
de Boer = Boer = Farmer
Jadziafags BTFO once again
>>70845402
Yes.
>>70845374
this guy reminded me of heath ledgers joker
Time travel bullshit murdered Trek.
The problem started in Voyager and peaked in Enterprise.
You literally cannot prove me wrong.
>>70845772
Bad writing and lazy execution killed Star Trek.
Voyagers magic reset button and Enterprise's forced connection to other Star Trek series is what killed it.
>>70845772
>>70845949
Star Trek isn't dead
:3
>>70846047
Its been dead for a while Anon. Its getting resurrected soon though.
>>70846047
Televised Star Trek only got revived thanks to Bryan "I hate Voyager and I will do my best to avoid all its mistakes" Fuller.
>>70846074
Id still hit that.
>>70846085
There have been a couple popular movies over the past few years, one in 2009 and one in 2013. I know they weren't everyone's cup of Owl Gray, but it proves Star Trek never died.
>>70846092
Do you really think a new Star Trek series would never have come about if Fuller weren't interested? Les Moonves called TV Trek the CBS family jewel.
>>70846211
Thank you, Bajoran Terrorism.
>>70840903
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>70846249
Do you mean Romulan Terrorism?
>>70846210
Les Moonves is also the very same person who canceled Enterprise.
He wouldn't have greenlit more Star Trek unless he knew he could find someone to avoid Enterprise's mistakes.
>>70846210
>Owl Gray
Oh you.
Were not talking about the movie anon. Star Trek has always been about the tv series. The movies are mostly blah anyways.
>>70846259
>>70846263
Nobody saw that gaffe. This meme won't catch on, you pejorative ensign.
>>70840903
Yes T'Pal, beam over and kill that disgusting... what was it? K...klingon? They are always trying to fuck over us federations.
>>70844656
Tall people get veiny down there from the blood pressure.
Only sick fucks care.
>It's a "The Prophet's are being super fucking vague" episode
I mean I get that they're on an entirely different plane of existence and it's hard to communicate, but god damn it's frustrating.
>>70846298
>>70845391
I love how very obviously pissed Nana Visitor was about that episode, during even the final cut.
>>70841847
Star trek is littered with discarded children.
>This asian kid
>TNG muh kid ain't mine it was rape and I am the ships shrink
>VOY they were only lizards, I am not responsible. Not like reptilians could ever be sentient anyways. Fucking cardies.
and a few others.
>>70846353
>You are the dream and the dreamer.
>You are our prophecy (so stop disobeying our orders) but also you are a prophet (because your mommy was a rapist).
It was pretty simple to me, to be honest.
>>70846261
Somewhere around this size.
>>70846410
Remember all those Borg kids from Voyager?
>>70842707
>The episode where Janeway's true face was revealed
>>70846441
>THE SISKO IS OF BAJOR
>okay why shouldnt I go
>... THE SISKO IS OF BAJOR
Like they obviously knew the reason he shouldn't have left since they can see time and space at all points, but it's frustrating that they can't communicate well.
>>70846523
>>70846564
>I RAPED YOUR FATHER AND YOUR BIOLOGICAL MOTHER
It really doesn't get any clearer than that.
>>70842182
By a fucking mile.
>>70846813
I thought his mom was a Wormhole alien? Its been a while since I watched DS9
Remember when Earth was infiltrated at the highest level and everyone just forgot about it after Picard saved the Federation?
>>70843215
Carbon Creek.
Better than the fucking JJ movies all by itself.
>>70847019
In the books they tied those bugs into being Trills evil sect of Trills, or something like that.
>>70847017
His mother was a human.
A Prophet possessed the body of that human. The Prophet married Joseph, fucked Joseph, and gave birth to Ben. Then the Prophet left the body of the human.
The human didn't love Ben, didn't love Joseph, didn't love being raped, and abandoned them both.
>>70846354
The beer hat on Damar makes me giggle every fucking time.
>>70846353
It's talk like that which caused the gates of the temple to come crashing down.
>>70847114
Ahh. Okay I vaguely remember this now. I remember his Dad telling Sisko about his not really dying, or something like that.
>>70846382
>>70846344
And she cant just have adjusted her diet/lifestyle to compensate?
>Only sick fucks care.
Speak for yourself, women give a shit about much more inane things like the veins in your hands.
>>70846443
>>70844081
Pretty sure the sexual organs meme was started by Jeri Taylor.
>>70844081
>tripfag
>>70847545
>namefag
4chan is for anons only.
>>70847246
>And she cant just have adjusted her diet/lifestyle to compensate?
word cant she like stop being over 50 and 6ft?
>>70847246
>And she cant just have adjusted her diet/lifestyle to compensate?
How do you control the distance of your feet from your heart through diet or lifestyle?
>"Riker, what is love?"
>"These two individuals just experienced it."
>"It is pleasurable?"
>"Look, I'm late for a luncheon, can we just get this over with? Bev, can you help this man to his quarters?"
>>70847640
stop consuming calcium
>>70847623
The irony of this picture and this post.
>>70847724
what? its her foot
>>70847703
That doesn't make you bones shorter, it makes them brittle.
>>70847748
You got baited son.
And so did this guy.
>>70847763
..and by some dumb shut in with Graves' disease.
The amount of cringe is palpable; it's REAL!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x2onCqTAuR
>>70847256
>>70847786
Graves' disease is easily cured by mind uploading into an android body, which coincidentally is another way to control the distance from your feet to your heart.
>>70842374
Me too anon, me too
I thought of this man when I went in to the grocery store today. The shit that passes for human in my town...
>>70842294
>the cage not being highlighted
>>70843053
I sort of wonder what kanar tasted like seeing as Cardassians seemed to be the only ones willing to drink it.
>>70848314
I imagined it as tasting kind of like pickapeppa sauce with dark rum
>>70848314
Seeing at it looked like anything from crude petroleum to a light lavender, there's probably an entire variegated array of vintages, flavors, and occasions.
Personally, I liked the looked of Romulan ale because it reminded me of this Tequila I used to drink in college called "Tarantula".
>>70845391
I watched that episode again and I still don't like it.
Deal with it.
>>70846074
I'd visit 'er nana if you know what I meme
>>70847256
Fuckin saved
>>70847256
Why the fuck is everyone jogging?
>>70846443
>>70847256
>>70848075
He did nothing wrong.
>>70847256
they did imply the kids just fucked each other for fun in that episode.
When blondie suggested they fuck, Wesley was a supreme gentleman.
>It's a "humans impose their values on alien races while apparently remaining oblivious to the irony" episode
>>70848515
>0/10 she has a mustache.
So of all of the garden variety "moral lessons" episodes, which is the best and worst?
I think they're all pretty lousy but the "alien sexuality" ones are the absolute worst without fail.
>>70848632
>not licking a little tickle on top of your pecker
>>70848776
>Not "tickle on your pickle"
Missed opportunity for a pun.
>>70842294
>conscience of the king
>not among the best
Belongs on every list desu.
>>70840903
There was already a Star Trek thread.
>>70846715
>>70846715
>>70846715
>>70846715
>>70848928
And it's garbage.
>>70848928
DING
TON
ED
>>70848948
Series, people, or thread?
>>70848993
Thread
>>70848817
dammit
>>70849032
It's okay.
>>70848075
ROBOCOP
>>70848928
>>70840903
>06/15/16 (Wed) 01:58:30
>>70846715
>06/15/16 (Wed) 05:46:59
Who's the guy going to other Star Trek threads advertising this one? You're a jerk, pal
>>70843797
Terry is simply the best.
>>70849292
>thinking that it's linear
Somebody please shove me out an airlock if I ever embarrass myself this badly on a Federation public subspace communications network.
>>70849383
Worst Dax.
>>70849383
delicious dax
>It's a Joe Pesci fights for the IRA episode
>>70849404
Can't parry the Terry!
>>70849475
>>70849475
No need; the inferiority is self-evident.
>>70849492
>It's an alternate future where Picard is a junior lieutenant and Worf is his supervisor episode
>>70849510
>its another scifi tech that was later made real episode
>>70841847
Underated post
>>70849584
>It appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change
>Terrorism is acceptable when all options for peaceful settlement have been foreclosed
Where were you when Data became a Jihadi?
>new trek series being made
>it will be based on the new movies and not linked to old trek in any way
>if any old trek is referenced it will be through time travel/dimension/alternate reality shenangins
Any particular reason that nobody decided to just use melee weapons against the Borg?
You'd think that a boarding axe made of some sort of special snowflake alloy could literally just hack them apart.
>>70849646
>>it will be based on the new movies and not linked to old trek in any way
Wrong.
New movies are Paramount, new series is CBS. They are not cooperating.
They even removed the JJ Enterprise from the CBS office walls.
>>70849646
Don't kill yourself just yet uncle dolan
>>70849630
this episode only exists to piss brits off.
>>70849692
>Any particular reason that nobody decided to just use melee weapons against the Borg?
Klingons did. Worf cut off the arm of one with a
Mek'leth in First Contact which worked well. There were a few Klingon Borg though, so it can't have been massively effective.
>>70849572
;_;
>>70849801
Or maybe Klingons aren't good at avoiding getting BORG'd.
>>70849692
After a few swings they can probably discomboobulate their personal shields to block metals or physical objects just like they can with phasers.
You get those first few surprise attacks but after that you are fucked.
I think boolets only worked on the borg in the one movie because they werent expecting cave man guns to be fired at them, or because they were magic holodeck boolets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90
What did he mean by this?
>>70849572She has nudes
>>70850107
Of course she fucking does all models have nudes.
>>70842294
>>70842339
>>70843119
Any guides like this to identify the good posts ITT?
>>70849834
Melee combat plays right into assimilation for the borg. Even in an age with phasers and disruptors klingons still often choose to use their melee weapons.
>>70848314
Because it's black and undrinkable for humans, I imagine it being strong, like 180 proof, and having an aniseedy, liquorice, earthy taste.
>>70850107
Those are common Terries.
I'm only interested in rare Terries.
>you will never be this airbrushed
>even aliens dont like rootbeer
>>70850163
If the alcohol content is that high then why is it so viscous?
For all we know it might be more like drinking cannabis oil.
>>70850342
Then why do we never see Avery Brooks drinking any?
>>70850365
Kek
>>70850342
I'm guessing that it's some sort of alcohol because there's an episode where he tells Weyoun that he's drinking it to stay warm.
>>70850396
Assuming that Cardassian physiology is comparable to human physiology.
Is there a supercut of T'pol in the decon chamber?
>>70849337
It's some non-meme autist who has been here for about a month now.
Evidently the fearmongering over 'permanent generals' was accurate
>>70849707
I don't know how to feel about that. I can't stand the new films but pretending they don't exist seems like a bit much.
its just snake oil. it doesnt actually do anything.
>>70850490
Behold, a horny 13-year-old; the target audience for UPN.
Just go Googling for some actual porn, kid.
>>70850029
What the fuck?
>>70850572
>
T'Pol is 11/10 would berry, m8.
>>70850524
I wish we'd have a fucking permanent general just so I could find it in the catalog on my phone; we talk about Trek all the damn time but it's not like we ever have anything new to talk about so the threads can't get much worse.
>>70850029
lol what the fuck started this? Was his earl grey cold that day?
>>70850662
Her boobs are fake right? They lack honour
>>70851700
Don't even care.
Most times I do but with her I just can't.
>>70852339
There are way too many hot women on Star Trek. It's like the producers knew "let's get some model with fake tits and find in excuse to put her in a revealing outfit. It's cheaper if we don't give her any lines either." True kino
>>70852795
T'Pol wasn't bad, though. I mean, it's Enterprise and on top of that she was playing a race that's usually as emotional as a chunk of wood so the competition wasn't exactly stiff (heh) but I still thought she was one of the strongest performances of the main cast in addition to outclassing pretty much any other actress in the entire franchise in the t&a department.
>>70842339
Tapestry is GOAT, fool.
>>70843119
>No "In the Cards"
wtf, man
>>70851692
Apparently Stewart got really drunk before going on stage and thought it was a funny joke.
He has since said that he regrets the whole incident.
>>70849584
Remember "Disaster" when Worf was using his iPhone's healthy baby delivery app?
>>70852795
The girl who makes Wesley spill his spaghetti on the planet of the space joggers is my all time number one Trek floozy. Number two would be the hoes Q gives to pimp Riker but even the holograms were good.
>>70853348
Blalock is actually a Trek fan and she called them out on her character saying T&A is perfectly fine, but T&A with poor writing is awful.
>>70846743
>>70846523
>>70853965
Almost every single episode of Enterprise was chock full of "poor writing", though. I'd argue that the only damn episode of the whole series as good as the top-tier episodes of TOS, TNG and DS9 is Carbon Creek and even then that was largely spared because the rest of the cast had nothing to do with it.
>>70842339
>Q Who
>not triple platinum with animated glitter sparkles
shit tier list
Friendly reminder that Spiner was one of the best Sherlock Holmes ever.
>>70849630
>it's a references to Irish terrorism are censored in the UK episode
>>70853863
From where I was, I could see your belly
>>70854229
From my perspective, Starfleet is evil
>>70854049
The problem with that episode is it makes T'pol the oldest Vulcan to have ever lived and she still looks young.
>>70853986
It was so weird seeing a parallel version of Janeway where she is kind and just.
>>70854182
Just 8 more years and we will see if Trek was right about those bog trotters.
>>70854465
Don't try it commander, I have the high ground!
>>70854544
It was T'Pol's great-grandmother, senpai.
>>70853965
like any whore, she's a "fan" of anything that gets her paid
>>70854732
Except it was her and she invented velcro .
>>70854753
Just a spot of atavism.
>>70854732
wasn't that just the cover story and it was actually her, thus the reveal of the wallet at the end in her cabin.
would you?
>>70854850
Mint frosting is disgusting.
>>70847089
top kek BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70854154
>american sherlock holmes
>>70854850
Would I what?
Eat a Greek woman?
Kill zem all?
Be specific.
>but of course that mint frosting looks delicious and I'd tell her I was sorry as I was cutting into her to make up for the pain
>>70853820
Sleep Pupper River Terrorism
>>70849572
Why does her face look so cropped in?
That body looks like hers but the seems all blurry.
>>70853863
Sexiest Starbimbo in history.
>>70846210
>Owl Gray
>>70850662
>not wanting a 7/9
>>70857064
>tfw you're just a 3/5
>>70857452
"No, _I_ am LeCutest of Borg!"
>>70841908
>How many duplicates were passed off as legitimate everyday members of their respective universe? 5? 6? ∞?!
Infinite is correct, this is canon established in the episode where the realities of other universes came into the Prime universe.
There is a universe where the Federation lost shaving technology
>>70857064
hideous
>>70857949
>Hello, anon, do you like my figure?
>>70858046
Wtf happened to her body? Did she get a skin graft or some shit that torso looks fuckin gross
Gimme back Tpol era Jolene pls
>>70858046
Fuck me, it's like some horror movie prosthetic, like an alien is wearing her skin and is going to burst out at any moment.
>>70858046
Stop posting this in every thread
It's just sad at this point not to mention fighting over much fantasy women
>>70858685
Joleen please.
>>70842339
>Missing A Matter of Honor
Come on mate
>>70847109
Extended Universe is stupid in Star Trek as well then.
>>70857064
The amount of photoshop is astonishing. I like how awkwardly posed the right hand is.
>>70847209
Chula gaming has become somewhat stagnant lately. The hatred was nominal, then outright Birmingham-worthy, then a level sobriety leveled the playing field and now it's reputation of being the patrician game amongst the community has become a 50/50 ratio.
LONG LIVE CHULA!
>>70858826
photoshop, mmyousay?!
>>70858902
Just like my Skyrim mods.
>>70842999
Oh man. Poor Wil has to look back at this scene and think to himself "Why didn't turn out like that?"
>its another episode where the crew goes and plays with the hologram gargoyles again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygrEVnrg3Ic
>>70849692
why would you need an axe in space?
>>70848513
They believe in physical fitness. Why do you think they all wear next to nothing? It's to show off their bods.
>>70859169
Take that grown up version of Wesley and put him in a three piece suit and he would become the type of male Wil Wheaton despises.
>>70859462
Ever heard of a replicator?
>>70849646
From what I've heard it's supposed to be set in the time period just after Trek VI but way before TNG.
>>70858046
what the fuck
>>70859484
>that haircut
No one's buying the "Hey teens, I'm hip and with it like you guys are." look, Wil. It's as embarrassing as all those punk rock bands of the 2000's.
