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"You know I have the transcript..."
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>>70838168

WHAT!?!?!

NO WAY!!?!?!?
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>>70838198
Why is this guy so fucking funny. Everything about this encounter is amazing.

Who's the funniest perp on the show in your opinion?
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>>70838251
link?
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There was no actual children involved, therefore no actual crime
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>>70838263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ2Xe4xrNi4
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>>70838263

Yes?
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>>70838313

the intent alone is chargeable
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What is entrapment?
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it's all fun and games until you realize most of these people have previous records of sexually abusing children
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>>70838168
Predator shills are fucking relentless. I've lost count of how many of these threads we've had just this week.
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You know what? I don't want this cookie, I just want to get to the beach.
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>I want to ____ your _____ and _____ ____ some ________ on your ________ ___ and ____ ____
your _____ ____ you little ____ _________ god ____
What did he mean by this?
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>>70838333

That's Zelda you fuck
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>>70838426
Haha this is incredible. Can't believe it passed me by. I honestly felt a little sad when the police took him down, it seemed like life was going to do it to him eventually, especially after that stumble.
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You know what, I don't want this cookie
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can someone pls post the mentos commercial? I cant find it anymore
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWlhCwf4_I
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>you don't get it mister Hansen, when I said "I'm a big guy for you" I was just memeing

>so, if you were memeing, whatever it means, why did you bring condoms?

>I was trying to grab my prize

>an underage girl?

>ay
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>>70838321
Anybody have the police interview of this guy yet?
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https://youtu.be/qRTdG1sprio
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Wasn't there an episode with a guy with downs syndrome or some disability?
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Internet role playing chatroom
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>>70838168
Anyone remember Gay Romano ?
I'm not gay, just saying
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>>70838198
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8vMHh-rHPU
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>>70838422

Lance GTFO
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why is this legal
>hey you want to fuck me?
>ok
>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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>>70838803

THE FUCK
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>>70838803
The worst part about this is that when he got out of jail, he couldn't live with kids. His wife disowned their son so that she could stay together with him
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>Marvin you're naked
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>>70838979
It's more like

>how old are you?
>12
>i can't control my horny level
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>>70838321
he's kinda cute
if i was 15 i'd consider it
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>>70839091
KEK

>>70839052
The son was likely better of in care anyway
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I like rape
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>>70838908
I WAS GOING FISHING! CHECK MY TRUNK!
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>>70838321
>genericwhitemale

Well that's some honesty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE
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>>70838803
I came into the thread to laugh, not to feel
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>>70838198
>Cute though... built good
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>>70838321
Is there a link to the perverted justice page? I don't see him in there.

Is this guy a plant?
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>>70838852
all these guy's have low iqs
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>>70839684
I think they only put up someone's chat if they're convicted - he actually got off, no idea how
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>>70839715
you'd have to have a low ig to believe that there's a 12 yr old qt that's super horny and for some reason wants to fuck ugly creepy old men.
All the smart pedos see the bait for what it is, and don't get caught.
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>>70839771
> he actually got off, no idea how
What? No way.
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TWO WORDS
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>>70838903
kek
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>>70838803
>>70839052

This guy is a monster.
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>>70840000
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https://youtu.be/ci5DcDemrhU?t=7
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>>70839281

Still so good.
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>>70840161
MAXIMUM HORNY LEVEL
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>>70840080

That second guy drove 13.5 hours to have sex with a 5 year old?!
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Is TCAP/Chris Hansen the longest running 4chan meme? Pretty much every other meme from that time is dead. Desu is a wordfilter so it doesnt count
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>>70840210
Desu stopped being a word filter about 2 years ago.
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What's this?
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>>70840440
I'll tell you later
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>>70839875
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>>70840440
It's a USB extension cord.
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>>70840385
this desu senpai baka
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>>70839281

>big black dildo
>...Xbox

Classic.
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>>70840462
fuck what was this image from

i remember seeing in a couple days ago
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>>70838391
Entrapment is when you're practically forced to commit a crime by the police, but since the pedos searched for kids to talk to themselves, entrapment doesn't exist in this case.
The anons in here would get seriously fucked by the long arm of the law
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>>70838979

Some could argue its entrapment but these men chase these girls on a regular basis. For most, it's unlikely this is the first attempt and wouldn't have been the last if they didn't take the bait.

They had intent to fuck a kid and that is enough evidence to charge them.
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>>70840673

No way this is entrapment. The guys drive sometimes hours just to meet some one they think is 12.
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>>70840673
bruh are you gonna sit here and tell me that if you were a 40 year old virgin, with no foreseeable hope of ever getting your dick wet(besides maybe a prostitute) and a qt 3.14 16 year old offered to fuck you, that you wouldn't do it? Because i think you are full of shit if you say no.

I wouldn't trust myself in a room with a 10/10 17 year old, so i don't put myself in that situation, but i get laid from time to time. If i was a hopeless 40 year old virgin, and i got that offer, i dunno man. Can you really say what you would do? At some point it has to feel like, what do you got to lose. And if you don't think those decoys are leading them on like hell you havn't read the chat logs.

Granted these guys are stupid as fuck because the decoys are awful, and no qt 16 year old is realistically gonna bang them, but can you not empathize at least a little?
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>Yep I knew it you're a horny little 13 year old girl
What did he mean by this?
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>>70839547
what is this chad doing here?
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>>70840000
RECURRING NUMBERS
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>>70839896
ROLE PLAYING
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in most of europe 15 is legal
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>>70840907
I'd probably feel sympathy if the decoy told people she was 16 or 17, but that never happened on this show.
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>>70841291

They say it in the chats.
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>>70840161
Nice
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>>70838321
>you know she told you that she's 15
>whaaaaaaaaat?
kek
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Chris gets a massive boner every time one of them says they know of the show.
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>>70840082
wow kek
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>>70841434
I never understood how you could have seen TCAP and still go to that meetup.

I mean, imagine you are an autistic as hell(most of these guys are) virgin or damn near ugly 35 year old. A qt teen on the interwebs wants to give you some fuck. Real teen, or chris hansen setup? It's fucking chris hansen jesus. You can at least exscuse a little bit the guys that didn't know the show existed. I mean those faggots have a whole operation set up trolling horny guys all day every day.
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>>70838313

>What is solicitation?
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>>70838313
Pseudointellectuals are not welcome here, yet there's always that one guy who thinks he knows better than anyone else and that he'd actually be able to get away with any of this had he been in their shoes.
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>>70840907
>I wouldn't trust myself in a room with a 10/10 17 year old, so i don't put myself in that situation, but i get laid from time to time. If i was a hopeless 40 year old virgin, and i got that offer, i dunno man. Can you really say what you would do? At some point it has to feel like, what do you got to lose. And if you don't think those decoys are leading them on like hell you havn't read the chat logs.

Pretty much this. It applies to gfs of friends who are flirty with you as well. If there's a chance something bad comes from fucking this girl, and you can't say with 100% certainty you wouldn't then there's no way you put yourself in the spot where sex can happen.
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>>70838803
Uh, you don't get to bring sons.
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>>70841308

Most of the time they say they are like 13-14 years old, which any sane person right off the bat should know is a big to even try to have sex with. Unless you are fine with the possibility of getting caught and being bopped by Darius in the showers.
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>>70841308
This is the typical TCAP chat. I've seen every episode and they've never claimed to be younger than 11 or older than 15.

but if you're not just making stuff up then shit man, link me up - I wanna see something new.
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>>70838321
>YOU KNOW WHAT! i DONT WANT THIS COOKIE!
savage retort.
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>>70841014
He's the first one I've actually felt bad for. He is just a kid himself....but 13 is 13. those 6 years mean a lot of difference maturity wise during those years.
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ONE WORD

ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM
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Charlie Brooker on To Catch a Predator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQLlZZuosz8
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ROLE PLAYING
CHAT ROOM
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>>70838979
I think what you're describing is illegal in most parts of the world. You could only ever make a show like To Catch a Predator in the US.
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>>70843324
Good thing that's not how the show works, retard
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>>70843413
This is how the show works
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>>70842372
>there were no actual prostitutes so no crime was committed!
>There were no actual drugs so no crime was committed!
>CIA isnt a terrorist so no crime was committed!

There is one in every thread, I can't tell if its trolling or someone who hasn't learned the definition of "case law" yet in their 101 level legal course.

Either way, calling them "pseudointellectual" is giving them far too much credit.
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>>70843469
To Catch a Predator had a few legal experts show up at the house. This guy said that if you ask someone if they're a cop, they have to tell you the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHFjm-P2BaQ
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>>70843701
>Jeff Stacy
every time
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>>70843701
>DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?
>YOU COULD ALWAYS SUCK MY DICK!
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>>70843701

I don't know where that idea came from but it was something that I was aware of (being bullshit), the idea must have come from a film/tv show and caught on, perplexing cops all over the world.
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Best scene coming thru lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO88HKHVjGI
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>>70843918

Holy fuck I have been looking for this full one.

Thank you based anon!!
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WHEN
IS
THIS
COMING
OUT
FUCK
I donated $150 to this shit! It's been over a year!
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>>70843918

I don't know this ones is close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs

>guy shows up naked
>cool whip
>wants the girl has sex with a cat
>cop jumps out of the bushes in a ghillie suit.
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>>70844360
The cat thing weirds me out too much to enjoy the comedy of it. I know its stupid to feel more for the cat than the child. But you just KNOW this faggot is going to keep fucking cats and there's basically no way he can be caught
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>>70843413
Yeah but what I mean is even if you just mention "I'm underage" without bringing up sex, but you're saying it because you have the intention to to get a guy to try and fuck a kid, which is what they do on the show, that's illegal in most countries.
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>>70843918
>The girl heeeeerrrrre was going to go with you to the birthday party?
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>>70840907
>16 or 17 year old

anon these niggers are coming after 13 year old cunny. totally different
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>>70844717
the hell are you talking about. even if the dude has a micropenis there's no way it's fitting in a cat-pussy. not to mention that's a great way to get your dick clawed to shreds.

probably replying to bait anyway but whatever
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role. playing. chatroom. dude.
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>>70844360
The cop in the ghillie suit is my favorite moment of the show.
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>>70844721
You are an idiot
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>>70843701
How can people be this stupid?
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DADDY NEEDS TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF!
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>>70843701
>Are you an Axe Murderer?
>No.... Are you going to be naked when I show up?
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>>70845458

It's funny because it's so pointless.
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>>70840570
ScarJoGITS filming photos
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How many of these guys would not be on here if their wives had paid them a little attention? This is some ultimate desperation tier stuff.
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>>70846369
Most of these guys don't have wives
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>>70846419

There's a few of them who specifically say their marriage is shitty or unfulfilling. Not that it's an excuse for cheating, let alone with a minor.
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I think anyone that defends these people should read the transcripts

Then you will see how it isn't entrapment
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>>70840161
Fucking awesome
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>>70839095
So... you're saying there's a chance?
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>>70846457
man, the sad thing about it is a lot of other people are kinda like them
they afraid to be alone so they rather to be stuck into a relationship and feel shitty and frustrate about it instead of just breaking it off
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>>70844717
If you read the chat log, you'll see that he just wants the girl to suck the cat off and have it lick cat food off her pussy.
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>>70838852
Im pretty sure the guy who got caught the second time at McDonald's shits himself on the regular.
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>>70846960
any real girl would have disengaged the moment they started talking about sex.

So, yea, it is entrapment.
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>>70840082
Reminder you need 3 cops to restrain a man and 2 to sit there and watch
Don't forget to taze him unarmed as well
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>>70847391
The ol' "girls don't talk to me" defense
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>>70847391
Yes, and 90% of the time, the predators don't specifically seek out young teenagers. The decoy could be in her mid 40's, and these desperate fucks would still jump at the chance to get laid. Only in very few cases were actual predators caught, and they were given extremely harsh sentences. Repeat offenders got life in prison.
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>>70840082
>Oh dear god! OOHOOHOOHOO OOHOOHOO DEAR GOD!
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>>70847505
This guy got caught again in 2012 and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He'll likely die there, considering he's in his 70's.

Would you like to know what his excuse was this time? He said that he talked to children online about sex in order to get aroused so that he can go and fuck his wife.
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>>70847513

The problem is fucking a 40 year old isn't a crime. When someone tells you they're 40 or 12, you should be running away.
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>>70840161
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>>70847566
and a normal person would, but some lonely horny middle aged men are so desperate to get their dicks wet that they bend how far they are willing to go.
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>>70846457
maybe their marriages are unfulfilling because they are fucking pedos who would rather be with children
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>>70847641

Would you say that your fetishes get stranger the longer you go without sex?
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>>70847413
He bragged online about being always being strapped. Turns out he left the gun in his car.

I think that was the only tazer moment that was funny AND necessary.
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>>70847657
strange but not illegal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8d4mz5qnV8

And for some lulz
https://www.ratemds.com/doctor-ratings/50455/Dr-Maurice-Wolin-Piedmont-CA.html
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>>70847739
>that moment when you realize your life is over
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>>70847739
docblocked
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>>70842492
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>>70843452
post video link

this dude doesnt seem so bad
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>society is so brainwashed they think fucking teens is immoral
I wonder how it came to this
It's just gonna get worse since anyone who even dares to suggest otherwise just gets called a pedo or whatever

About the show, I always found it boring and repetitive
Every episode it's the same thing and gets old

But isn't it a strange thing they never said the girl was around 6 or around that age?
It's almost like they wouldn't be able to run the show for so many years if they were trying to catch rapists and not just idiots
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>>70847967

Is 12 old enough for you? Have you actually ever talked to a girl under like 15?
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why dont these dudes just claim they have a gun and pretend to draw so they dont have to spend their lives in jail?
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>>70848052

Thing is they don't get a whole lot of time for solicitation. Think I saw some guys get 90 days of jail with probation.
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>>70848052
It depends on the state. many of them don't even go to jail at all. Most of the ones who do only spend a few months, maybe a year or two inside.
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>>70848132
>many of them don't even go to jail at all
when will this meme end?
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>>70848065
>>70848132
thats not so bad then, when they said felony I thought it applied to all. Even if they spend 90 days your life is over

I dunno bros I think death by cop is the way to go
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>>70848000
I have one friend that's a girl that I met when she was 11
That was ages ago tho now she's 15
I'm awful with women so besides my girlfriends I had and her, that was all my contact with the opposite sex, no idea how I managed to keep any sort of relationship going with two at once

Anywho, the age of consent is shit and doesn't do a thing anyways
Pretty great way to fill jails but besides that it's pointless

If someone gets raped or molested, that's illegal already
How's that not enough?
If the age of consent didn't exist would it be legal to rape babies or something?
Is a pedo gonna go "wait I'm not gonna rape this kid because aoc said so!"

But you don't need arguments, you just needs to say
>they're kids, they don't know what they're doing, muh children
and so on
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>>70839312
Red letter media? Mike??
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>>70848198
t. pedo in denial
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>>70848198

AoC stops pedos from saying that a 12 year old wanted sex.

>they're kids, they don't know what they're doing, muh children

Which is a fair argument, they DON'T know, and the pedos do.
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>>70838803
He brought his wife's son?!?!
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>people actually defending pedos in any way
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>>70848310
Well my first gf was a year older than me, I was 17 she was 18
So she was a pedo I guess
My second gf was 16 while I was 18 so I guess I'm the pedo there
And my third and last was the same age, 2 months younger so I guess in some strange way I'm a pedo there as well

>>70848317
As I said, fags like you can just say pedo and
>they're kids, they don't know what they're doing, muh children
and shit like this to literally stop any kind of real discussion accruing
Truly disgusting
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>>70838908
>Operation Iraqi Freedom shirt

Kek
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>>70847920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8
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>>70848448

there's no discussion to be had, THEY'RE TWELVE.
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>>70848488
he's just a lonely virgin
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>>70848393
liking girls age 14-18 isn't pedophilia senpai
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Is it just me or would this show be better if they replaced Chris Hansen with Ice-T?
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>>70848488
I didn't come here for feels
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>>70848528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU
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>>70848508
Old enough for kisses
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>>70848508
Nice argument
>>70848559
This word shows how out of hand the pedophilia panic thing has gotten
When being attracted to girls well into puberty is so abnormal that we need a special snowflake word for it
Not that anyone but neckbeards on reddit and 4chan even know this word exists tho
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>>70838168
you know I still find it hard to believe this show is legal. How on literal fucking earth is this not entrapment?

not saying it's not funny as fuck tho
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>>70848528

Don't bother. Americans literally cannot distinguish between pedophilia and age of consent.
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>>70838321

I have to give some props to "bad actors", maybe they're not so bad, this dude is real life and sounds just as flat and emotionless as they do.
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>>70848488
I felt pretty bad for the first guy, I hope the dude didnt get much time for it he's only 21. The second guy is topkek in the shame he has
>>70848537
post good ice-t videos
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I remember when I used to catfish jailbait on kik sites a couple years back. Sometimes it honestly felt like I was gonna be on the new version of TCAP with the way these girls talked but I soon realized that there are just a LOT of really horny teenagers out there who wanted you to talk dirty with them. Like way more than I imagined. There was so much freely given yet definitely illegal media on my phone that I ended up smashing it once I got through that phase because I was so paranoid of it ever coming back to haunt me. I think like 3 or 4 of them actually wanted to meet up but it was way too risky even as a 23 year old. I'd drive across state lines to fuck jailbait I already knew and had met before, but no way was I gonna chance it with a rando.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPK3OslL55k
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>>70848163
It's kind of surprising, but some of them just get supervision. I'm pretty sure CanIRapeYouAnally of all fuckin' people avoided jail time.
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>>70848597

How are 12 year olds capable of making a proper decision about anything, let alone having sex with a 40 year old?
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>>70848641
>admitting this online on a website FBI scans for an easy catch
m8
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>>70843918
He reminds me of Adam DeVine
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>>70848641
Yea no shit teens are horny as hell
When do you think people start jerking off anyways?
Your paranoia is justified and I feel when it comes to rape and the pedophilia thing, is caused by society which is just crazy

This is what happens when there's no anti-thesis to something
Shit gets out of hand and now you have people thinking fucking 15 year olds makes you a child molester, while anyone under X age doing anyone with over X age is some special kind of rape
Shit is all law too, fucking nuts

I keep hoping that you Americans will eventually wake up about it but it's probably gonna get worse
It's too late now it seems
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I'm not gay or anything.

Just saying.
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>>70848724

>The stories posted here are autistic works of fiction...
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>>70843701

BasedShaman's girl voice sounds like Rock from Black Lagoon.

His Jeff voice sounds like a heroin starved Elmo.
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>>70838198

More proof that old virgins turn into lesbians.
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>>70848488
>21
>not hideous
>not obese
>has a Mustang

>can't get laid
Come on man
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>>70848718

>How are 12 year olds capable of making a proper decision about anything

I dunno, ask the parents who let their 10 year olds get sex reassignment surgery/hormone therapy and see what their reasoning is.
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>>70848600
Try reading the threads for the many idiots like you asking the same question and having it explained over and over.

>>70848641
Well way to out yourself now.
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>>70843701
did any of the legal experts get caught on footage so I can watch how that shit would go down?

really wanna see chris get BTFO by some dude they think is a predator
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>>70848839

I'm asking you, the one arguing against AoC.
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>>70838391

When you are induced into committing a crime you otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. forced intent and a polar fucking opposite of what we have here.
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>>70839771
Lawyer probably threatened an entrapment charge. "Hey, come on in!" was an invitation.
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>>70848837
He's chubby, ugly and can't get his shows straight.
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>>70848837
>elliot.png
>>70838168
What would happen if these dudes sent in a teenage decoy of their own

i.e. im 40 but I send in my 15 year old son

would I have a good defense saying I just wanted to get my son laid?
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>>70848718
Why wouldn't they be?
>>70848839
That story keeps coming up in my news feed and each time I wonder if it's a joke on feminism or real
Sure is a great society you guys have
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>>70840452
Hi dave
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>>70840452
>>70840440

Spotted the oldfags
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>>70848488
>that second guy
>"worried I'm too short , geeky...mmmmmm"
>mmmmm
>mmmmm
>mmmmm
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OKAY OKAY OKAY

HOW CAN THESE GUYS BE ARRESTED FOR ONLY *thinking* THE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE.

THE GIRL HE'S APPROACHING IS NOOOOOT UNDERAGE. HE ONLY THINKS SHE IS. HE'S BEING ARRESTED FOR HIS THOUGHTS?!?!?

THIS IS BULLSHIT
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>>70839771
>he actually got off, no idea how

he was just on his way to the beach
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>>70849062

>there were no actual prostitutes so no crime was committed!
>There were no actual drugs so no crime was committed!
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>>70840161
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>>70849062
The intention to commit a crime is still a crime, hence charges like "attempted murder." It's a crime even if the murder itself never happened.
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consider everyone here defending the pedos reported
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>>70849120
snitch
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>>70849120
reddit tier tab bait
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>>70843918
I wanna fucking destroy that 19 year old actress. Holy fuck.
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>>70849120

>#googtrans(el)

nice js you got there fagtron
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>>70849120
>realistic loli
>really realistic loli
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>>70849170
why dont you have a seat
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>>70849211
19's legal, friendo.
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>americans think this show is completely fine from a legal and moral standpoint

Only a country as depraved and barbaric as the US can show this garbage on TV.
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>>70849220
Legally it is fine, that's how it made it on the air to begin with.

And only other depraved pedos would be defending people stupid to have ended up on the show to begin with.
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>>70849220

How brown does your country have to be to be ok with having sex with a 12 year old?
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>>70849219
>b-b-b-b-buh s-s-s-she ll-l-l--l-l-ooked 19
Would you like to step outside?
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If anyone can answer, but is any other country as nuts about the whole pedo thing as america?
I mean yea, fucking little kids is illegal in I'd think almost any place, but americans will mark anyone a pedo

Dare a man say that teen girl is hot in the land of the free, as he'll be visited by feds on the next morning

Is the whole world mad on the pedo boogeyman thing or is it just them?
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>>70848902
Happened in the long beach episode. Some 20-something guy sent in his 15-year old brother to make sure the coast was clear. They sent the teenager home and busted the other guy.
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>>70849267

I think most people know that 16/17 can be attractive, but the fear of being labeled a pedo is too strong for anyone to ever admit it.
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>>70849238
It's illegal in pretty much every civilized country to show anything against your will on national television (as long as it doesn't serve a public purpose).
>>70849245
She show could be about potential serial killers and you would still accuse me of defending murder.
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https://youtu.be/pWawqTfa3vU
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>>70849254
Nah, if Chris Hansen says she's 19, who am I to argue?
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>>70849281
link, that shit sounds hilarious
>haha I outsmarted them now!
>oh fugg
would have been smarter to go with the decoy to have plausible deniability
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>>70849318
Truly this sad handicapped retard deserves to be shown on national television as a depraved monster.
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>>70849287
>16/17
That's really high man jesus

Anywho, I was once on the beach with mom
There were 3 girls walking around
2 of then looked like kids, flat, thin, underdeveloped, I'm guessing they were around 12 or so
Very unattractive
But the third?
She had literally the most gigantic tits you could fucking imagine

She knew it too the slut, she kept taking showers on the beach for everyone to see her stretch out her bra
So of course I watched her do it, and when she was gone I looked at my mom and said

>MOM! Holy fuck that little girl has massive tits!
She agreed and then I went back to my room to jerk off
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>>70849314
The show clearly does serve a public service. It encourages men to stop trying to fuck preteens, encourages parents to supervise their stupid kids online and provides hours of entertainment for everyone else.
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>>70849347
Yeah, it's about 20 minutes in - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm7S7B0zT8I
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>>70849373
>It encourages men to stop trying to fuck preteens
I heavily doubt that.
>encourages parents to supervise their stupid kids online
You mean it plants a deep mistrust between parent and child.
>and provides hours of entertainment for everyone else
That's the biggest reason for the typical dumb american to enjoy anything, no matter how evil it is.
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>>70849318
Thank you uncle sam for locking this monster away and keeping our children safe

Fuck yeah land of the free
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>>70849382
leave it up to paki's to fuck up a decent plan
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>>70847739
>I brought my 13 year old daughter to him once and she said he tried to touch her breasts and asked her if she wants to join him in his hot tub. He must be a genius at detecting tumors and wants his patients to relax after breaking the news. What a guy!

I love smartass customer reviews.
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>>70849350
Hansen and NBC went easy on him
>>70849318
>Where do you want my sperm first - mouth, pussy or ass?
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>>70848718
Women are incapable of making important decisions at any age.
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>>70849170
Holy fuck how many dicks do you think she see's a day?
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>>70849446
>I heavily doubt that.
In later seasons they said had fewer men hitting on the decoys and fewer wanted to show up. People are aware of this now.
>You mean it plants a deep mistrust between parent and child.
Not at all. Supervision is part of being a parent and preteens still need to be supervised because they can and do act like stupid children. If the teens in these scenarios were older I'd agree with you, but 12 year old kids should be watched. That doesn't mean spying on them, but if the kids were actually able to meet random old men to have sex their parents would have been shitty parents for it happening.
>That's the biggest reason for the typical dumb american to enjoy anything, no matter how evil it is.
Stay mad pedophile.
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>>70849500
This
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>>70849382
>headphones broken

Fuck.
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>>70849318
post vid
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>>70849517
But why is people not trying to fuck these other people a good thing?
You know sex feels pretty great right?
Oh wait of course you don't
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>This was setup by my cousin, (insert name of cousin who I know had child porn at one time on their computer but never reported it because I found it by snooping on his computer without permission). He told me that he was going to put me on a blind date and set everything up. I didn't know he was going to set me up with a minor.
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>>70849564
good plan but good luck with that back up
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>>70849564

One guy tried something like this. He said his friend set him up and told him to go to the girl's place with a camera. It didn't work.
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>>70849641
it didn't work because there's no one to take the fall
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>>70838168
Perverted Justice the vigilante group who helped with this show, were found to have on multiple occasions to have altered chat logs in which the "perp" believed himself to be speaking to an of age girl so that it looked like they thought they were speaking to a minor.
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>>70849670

You think the police wouldn't verify your claims and they'd just be like, "oh okay."
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15 year olds cant have sex but a 9 year old can get a sex change
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>>70849701

Life aint fair, huh pedo.
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>>70849691
source
>>70849698
you dummy I was agreeing with what you just said, youd need some dude to take the fall, at least enough to get you plausible deniablity

these dudes are shit at planning
see >>70849382 for the paki's shit planning

these dudes know theyre doing something illegal yet they cant even put up a decent plan, so yes they deserve to go to jail
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>>70849691
sauce
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>>70838903
Laughed harder than I should have
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>>70838803
Bring your son to rape day?
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Serious question.. People lie about themselves on the internet all the time. Does it actually have to be a minor on the other end for it to be a crime, or can I get busted even though the person on the other end is actually of legal age even though they were pretending they were not. Isn't "I knew they were lying about being underage because everyone lies on the internet" a good defense?
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>>70849840

Two words: role playing chatroom dude
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>>70838690
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>>70849840
>>70849880
The REAL question is what happens if someone says they're 18 when they're not
Really made you think didn't I?
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>>70849901

Happens quite often. When in doubt ask for ID or figure out a round about way of getting the truth. It isn't sexy but it will save your ass if she turns out to be crazy and turn you in.
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>>70839547
i felt bad for him desu
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>>70849901
What about when someone says they're 18 when they are pretending that they are not even though they really are?
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