Times /tv/ was right about a movie you should watch. The Witch was a solid 9/10
Mediocre meme horror.
>>70836936
Your life is a meme
>>70836936
Do you faggots even know what you're saying anymore? Do you just type shit, solve the captcha and post?
>>70836965
I docked a point because the dialogue could be very incoherent at times.
>>70836981
o shit waddup
>>70837330
Post the pic
>>70837387
>>70837414
Oh shit
>>70837013
The audio was all kinds of fucked up. Couldn't hear what they were saying had to put the subtitles on
>>70837438
Was the movie a lot better when you did? Im wondering if the dialogue was that great
no thanks. After having to suffer through It Follows and Session 9 I'm never taking /tv/'s advice on horror again
>>70837495
Both were great movies though
>>70837466
Yes actually
You can read all the words to the twins creepy ass song. Watch it again with subtitles you'll enjoy it more
>>70837495
Do you not want to live deliciously?
![Hobo-with-a-shotgun-movie-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8b4pgK4.jpg "Hobo-with-a-shotgun-movie-poster[1].jpg")
>>70836909
>>70837545
no they weren't
It Follows is a 100% generic teen horror bullshit that takes its premise from college weed parties. Session 9 has a good base but the production is beyond terrible, it looks and sounds like it was shot on a 1980s home video camera and because of that it misses all the cues
>You will never live as Black Philip does
>>70836909
I just watched it, overall a pretty immersive movie. Setting and theme was especially good. Might be a bit too slow for some but I thought it was a good pace. 8/10
SHE WAS HOT
>>70837670
Black Phillp is GOAT
>>70837552
Will do thx m8
Best recommendation I have ever got from anyone ever
>>70837982
Great one
>>70836909
The witch would be 10/10 if solely based on dialogue, costumes, ambience, score, characters, actors.
Sadly it falls flat based on one tiny little minor detail:
>the fucking plot
Its so poorly written I dont even know if I should say "It could have been great", or simply say "its terrible".
The witch pissed me off. It had potential.
Plus, fuck the feminist allegory.
>>70838085
>Plus, fuck the feminist allegory.
elaborate
>>70837982
this has to be the #1 /tv/ recommendation
Expected mediocre shit, got great banter and comedy
This was 2nd for me
>>70838085
>Plus, fuck the feminist allegory.
What dost thou mean?
>>70837982
Hilarious.
>>70837670
Is chewing cud and pooping outside really "living deliciously?"
>>70838162
Dredd was so fucking good. I don't know why it doesn't get more mention everywhere
>>70838134
>>70838192
This is MY personal interpretation based on my initial reaction to the film and to the responses Ive heard from some women IRL who praised in on the "empowerment factor":
>Man doesnt want to abide by social rules
>takes his family and moves to the woods (social exlcusion of women, aka sheltering)
>daughter is a work horse and slaves away for the oppressive parents
>is blamed for the theft of the baby (responsibility and guilt of being a woman, aka "behave and do as youre told")
>eventually the little brother desires her sexually (rape culture)
This is getting long...
>father asks her if shes a witch (or has sinned whatever, which essentially is trying to keep her prudish and proper, aka dont fuck and dont do shit I dont allow)
>mother wants to mold her into a proper woman (or she wont find a respectable man to marry)
>eventually she disobeys her father, gets her little brother killed or w/e (meaning that making her own choices is suddenly an option)
>bla bla bla everyone dies
>she goes into the woods and leaves her family behind (a metaphor for essentially "having to leave your family behind" in order to be able to live life free and devoid of responsibilities and "rules", like being a whore giving your family a bad name for example)
>joins group of witches in the wild doing naked dances etc. (allegory on nuclear family and society being oppressive and women having to forcibly and violently having to escape to become the women they want to be, aka sluts)
>>70838474
Feminist hogwash, just ignore it.
First off its a fantasy movie. Second I believe they are trying to show the modern audience how it was to live during back then and at the same time incorporate some myths that shaped social landscape.
>empowerment factor
I don't see how living as a witch, serving the devil and preying on the weak is empowering, you ought to tell them that if you ever get the chance imo
But then again I guess that might be what they see as empowering?
>>70838830
Thats the beauty of it.
To women being "free" is appealing, but in the long run, they will sell their soul to the devil.
This film was not very literal IMO.
>>70837744
Post yfwHer phat ass in the moonlight [\spoiler]
>>70838928
does anyone have a pic
>>70837013
Always put on subtitles because someone or something might pop up and talk or interrupt you
>>70838474
Jesus Christ must everything be tainted by SJW? The fucked up part is a lot of those ideas make sense when you think about it but only a feminist would look at the movie like that.
>>70837982
This is the pinnacle of redditkino.
>>70838928
Oh god...
Would living deliciously mean that she would sit on my face?
>>70839035
what about a webm?
>>70838266
yeah this
also Master and Commander
Ghost in the Shell (not a weeb)
Mulholland Drive
she didn't show her perky little tits
0/10
>>70840231
any from behind?
>>70839937
Any witch-related piece of fiction from any time of history would take that direction I'm sure. The difference would be with which strength they remind us that witches are damned and forever the slaves of Satan, a powerful male entity.
>>70840231
If that's not a double, THEN I WILL fap multiple times.
>>70838906
>To women being "free" is appealing, but in the long run, they will sell their soul to the devil.
To be free from being treated like shit for something as stupid as being female. Who wouldn't?
![The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.20.19_[2016.05.25_20.45.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ISWLpyq.jpg "The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.20.19_[2016.05.25_20.45.35].jpg")
>>70840231
>webrip
>not full 1080p
>>70840457
didn't see pussy slit
-10/10
So why did the witch only kill the twins when they were locked in the stable? Because they had been talking to black philip?
what is a vvitch
>>70840231
>emilia clark body double ass
>>70836909
>>70838266
>>70838928
>image.jpg
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK >>>>>>/reddit/
>>70840026
yessssssssss
>>70838307
How about nailin all the young punani?
>>70840942
because it was black phillips plan all along to have thomasin, he wanted to destroy the family from the inside out first so she had nothing left to do but join him. she always had the potential to be a Witch, which explains her repenting in the beginning of the film for "breaking all the ten commandments in thought" and also telling that awfully specific "i'm a witch" story to the twins.
>>70838474
the actress said something about how she thinks its a feminist movie but though she thinks the director had no intention in doing so. he just wanted to make a horror movie.
>>70837438
EXACTLY!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform
>>70836936
this
>I CAN DOST NOT BELIEVE ITS NOST BUTTER hehe xd
fucking lame stale ass dialogue
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
>>70843625
This desu
Yeah
Who keeps shilling this meme movie here, lately?
Jay-sus Christ, give it up already
>>70837744
My fuckin dick when she walked slowly spooking her little sister
>>70846437
It may have some memes, but it's a perfect movie
>>70846741
>a perfect movie
>no vag shot
>the ass shot is a body double anyway
wew lad
>>70842041
But one of the twins also says "I'm the witch of the woods" or something.
>>70846789
Name one thing wrong with the movie.
Yeah
>>70837744
Tell me how creepy is this, teve
I got creeped by the Ring (jap version). Is this similar?
>>70840231
It's a body double, unfortunately
>>70848245
Sure. It's scary in atmosphere and imagery, not jump scares. If you like Repulsion, you'll like this.
>>70848245
It's a slow burner, but with hardly any of the American JumpScares™
>>70837641
>it looks and sounds like it was shot on a 1980s home video camera and because of that it misses all the cues
No, it looks like it was shot on early digital 24P, which it was, because that was really the only option at the time other than film, which would have fucked up the budget.
>>70838928
Post yfw it was a body double and not her
>>70837438
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>>70837552
Yes definitely with subtitles. You'll get used to the language eventually but it takes a while
>>70848334
>>70838474
>>70838830
>>70838906
>>70839937
It's not 'feminist' but it is about sexuality, male and female, among other things.
Picture this being released in the 50s or some other decade
It was one of those horror movies which substitutes long pauses for suspense and not explaining things for mystery.
>>70848466
Everything was explained. Read >>70843625
>>70848350
LOL
B U T T E R
>>70837438
this
the mix was absolute shit, but I enjoyed the movie nonetheless
>>70848454
what about it?
>>70849237
If The Exorcist can scar a generation, imagine if you went back in time and showed them The Witch, would their minds implode?
>>70847773
1. I didn't like it
>>70839971
There's always gotta be that one faggot that tries to fit in. That flip phone video of your dad raping you in your sleep is the pinnacle of redditkino, you shitball.
>>70849515
The goat memes have gone to your head, anon. This movie will be forgotten in a year.
>>70849515
The Exorcist is way scarier though
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