*backflips through a hail of bullets*
Psst...nothin' personal Umbrella...
*uses telekinesis to kill a squad of soldiers*
>>70834168
Milla is mai flatchest waifu, let her wear increasingly sexier outfits picked out by her husband/director in each movie.
>>70834168
What does "Based on a videogame" tell you, autist?
>>70834276
That the director didn't bother playing the games
>>70834375
That's a good thing.
>>70834375
To be fair, Leon DID backflip through a laser grid.
>>70834168
I love everytime I see her.
I was fucking a chick for a while who looked like a young version of her for a while. Was fun. Now she's pregnant with some randomers babby.
Dodged a bullet there.
>>70834452
>I was fucking a chick for a while who looked like a young version of her for a while
SURE YOU WERE, BUDDY
>>70834430
That looks pretty frightening senpai
>>70834375
Actually he did play the first game, supposedly
>>70834276
>calls someone autistic
>while he spergs out about something he knows nothing about
You reddit babbies are too cute
>>70834497
>>70834430
There's nothing wrong with giant spiders
>>70834443
But not through a hail of bullets.
Honestly I just hate that he made a Mary Sue when there was already a cast of characters ready to go just so he could jerk it to his wife
>>70834239
she designs her own costumes shitlord
>>70834497
I was. We were cocaine and weed buddies. I'm over that now, and I literally never have sex anymore. But her being my last for a while is a good feeling.
>>70834555
>But not through a hail of bullets.
but a laser grid is harder!
>just so he could jerk it to his wife
That's true love though.
>>70834573
>she designs her own costumes shitlord
is that true? What a minx.
>>70834443
>>70834555
>>70834596
The real problem isn't the Matrix-tier dodging it's the literal telekinesis attacks. What the fuck. Why even carry swords around when you can mind-fuck peopke to death? There's no way anyone can stop you
>>70834547
>>70834452
I first saw her in the sequel to blue lagoon and i made her my waifu then and there
>>70834596
When watching Mila I get the feeling of "wow i would love to fuck her she's so sexy".
Paul has that same feeling, it's why he makes the movies. So he can literally feel that whilst watching. Then turn to the left and start flicking her bean in real life.
>>70834555
>lasers
>move at light speed
>bullets
>barely break the sound barrier
>>70834276
>all video games are the same
You'd think after 40+ years of commercial video games people would understand them a little better than this.
>>70834679
Living the dream.
>>70834546
You seem mad.
I literally cannot tell this woman and Kate Beckinsale apart. There's probably a difference between them, but I can't help but see them as a single attractive-but-not-really-attractive leather-clad mary sue.
I bet this is somebody's fetish.
>>70834756
What?
Breasts?
>>70834747
>I literally cannot tell this woman and Kate Beckinsale apart.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
>>70834694
In RE4 the lasers are attached to moving emitters on the walls and try to cut through Leon.
I think the first movie already referenced that scene.
>>70834694
Are you being silly on purpose, anon?
>>70834702
Tell me, with a straight face that the RE videogames don't have anything dumber than doing a backflip through a hail of bullets.
I'll be waiting.
>>70834747
are you on heroine
>>70834785
>he's never seen Milla's monstrous puffy nips
oh anon
>>70834756
Is that a midget's fist?
>>70834819
RE4 is a cheesy game that doesn't take itself too seriously.
I'm not terribly familiar with the earlier games but I don't think they had anything really outlandish like dodging laser fields.
>>70834694
>>70834596
Nah, you can actually see the grid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmg9TJ9TZg
>>70834819
Well Wesker can do that too if you wanna count that
>>70834671
I don't think even Wesker was this OP.
>>70834944
>I'm not terribly familiar with the earlier games but I don't think they had anything really outlandish like dodging laser fields.
There's a giant shark boss battle in a mansion in REmake.
The Wesker fight in RE4 was a shot for shot recreation from the videogame.
It's based on a dumb videogame, not logic.
>>70835123
RE4 didn't have a Wesker fight
>>70835150
Read it again.
>>70834647
yup, here's her getting butthurt over being accused of stealing the designs from dino crisis costumes kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQotI4dCUWw
>>70835150
the Wesker fight from RE4 the film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-GyzQX_eU
>>70835038
Yeah but I don't mean that kind of stuff. Fighting a large monster is (at least by itself) still relatively normal.
>>70835223
The Dino Crisis outfit looks so good that people should be stealing it.
>>70835223
She's right though, I never thought that catsuit with buckles looked even close to regina's outfit.
also, she a cute.
>>70835182
>>70835225
Oh, Afterlife. My mistake. My mind immediately shifts to videogames when I see RE4
>>70834718
>call reddit babby cute
>he thinks you're mad
:^)
>>70835379
>seriously im not mad, reddit
oh u mad
>>70835409
Hey, does anyone here torrent movies and shit? I may need some help with a recent issue I have run into, and it is my fault. You see, I downloaded a movie off of a nefarious website (my favorite site to get movies) and it seems that my cable company didn't like what I did. some shit about copyright. Would a VPN help me, or should I just stop torrenting shit on my PC?
>>70835521
move out of your third world country
>>70835579
>>70835624
>>70835661
Jim, anon? Why so many Jim's?
>>70835597
I cant! my mom will be pissed!
>>70834443
Fuck's sake. That happened in direct reference to the shit flick. It came afterward. And the situation wasn't the same either: Leon flipped over the lasers that stopped at a certain height. The guy who got iced as Slipknot played faced a mesh of lasers that filled the entire room. Unfair. You're nothing special, Leon. Come back after you've spent 5 years training in the Umbrella Corps.
>>70835738
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>70834168
she's my waifu
Ah, I see I've arrived at the designated shit-posting thread
>>70835793
>That happened in direct reference to the shit flick.
No it didn't you fibber.
>>70835521
get a torrent client with a VPN built in if that's all you want it for
ps letters from your ISP are scare tactics, just dont reply and they wont bring it up again, they are just to try and find the few people daft enough to reply back and then they know they have a bitch nigga they can make settle in court
>>70835903
Yes it did. I would never fib online or anywhere else. I watched the movie then the game and thought 'Oh look, it's a reference'. I think the Red Queen even came up.
>>70836008
What about a separate VPN like betternet? Would that help?
Also, my account was suspended for a while because of the downloading. Said I was caught like three times. i think these assholes mean business
>>70836129
You better ring them bitches up and tell them you're paying for a service and if they won't supply it you'll take your business elsewhere. Be assertive admit no wrongdoing and demand they never cut your service again or they lose your custom
>>70836172
Good advice. Ill tell them to fuck off then
>>70834168
She's almost as much of a Mary Sue as Rey from Star Wars TFA!
>>70834756
>cute face
>flat chest
>small areolas
>BIG NIPPLES
yep, that would be me
