When did late night talk shows get so cringey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8Xg9FdPNc
>>70833926
When did Tarantino produce talk shows?
>>70833926
When Conan got duped. That was the last nail in the coffin.
>>70833926
reminds me of this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmsAH20mO10
>>70833926
UNO FARTO
>>70833926
I thought the shooter did it because he was an ISIS member? Now he's just homophobic?
skipped through
>there was another shooting
>what do I tell my kids
>that's what america is built on
People with children lose all of my trust. Everything has an ulterior motive when you have kids.
>>70833926
I wish Danny Devito booted that talentless hack right in the face
>*Laughs uncontrollably*
>*Slams desk repeatedly*
>>70834085
He was a closet homosexual with a grindr account.
>>70833926
What are you complaining about? This is no less funny than any of his usual monologues.
>>70834106
nah, he wasn't homosexual
>le tolerant meme
You can't tolerate the intolerant, or they will crush you.
The shooter wasn't one of us. He doesn't think like us. People like him won't feel adressed by this speech, but everyone else will.
I really don't get the whole 'grieving as a nation' thing. It's sad that some people died, and it's fucked up that they were murdered like that...but I didn't know them personally, and neither did any of these people making speeches on the verge of tears. It's sad when a kid dies in China, but it's not as personally upsetting as when somebody I know dies.
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>>70834173
He was he had a Jack'd account too
>>70834379
>White
>>70834379
>white
>>70834432
>>70834448
FUCKING
>>70833926
jimmy fallon in particular is turbo cringe, it's painfully obvious he's not comfortable in front of an audience and puts on this fake ass smile
>>70834253
Americans died, son.
>>70833926
Can someone fill me in on what OP dislikes about this clip?
>>70834379
>5'10
fucking manlets
>>70834253
How_to_spot_the_16_year_old.jpg
>>70834379
>White
He is pretty white for an American desu.
>>70834533
Good one
>>70834492
That's the thing...but I don't really get it. If the exact same thing happened in Brazil, nobody would give a shit even though it would be just as tragic.
>>70833926
>we must stand up for what we believe in
>and be brave
>killing people isn't brave
>killing isn't standing up for what you believe in
>this was one bad man. 49 good ones
thank mr. television
So is Kimmel the only noncucked host?
>>70834806
Kimmel is based as fuck
>>70834876
I liked when he made fun of people who watch people play video games and a bunch of autistic children started give his videos thumbs down.
>>70834912
>he made fun of people who watch people play video games
if you think this is bad, kys my man
it's no different than someone playing vidya, watching tv, watching movies, watching sports, reading, or any of that, as a form of entertainment
>>70835041
I think the point is less that it's good or bad and more that the people who do do it collectively shat themselves because someone dared to make fun of them
>>70835041
I think that's what he's saying, anon
>>70835041
Uhm yeah it is. Vidyas appeal is that YOU get to be part of the action, why the fuck would anyone spend time watching numales and gooks play the same fucking games I have? But thats just my opinion so yeah still silly as shit
>>70834806
>noncukced
>literally invited tumblr Busters to his show and laughed at anyone who dares to insult their movie
at least he is still better than likes of Johnny Olivier or whatever that British cuck's name is
>>70834173
>>70834379
so he was /lgbt/ and /pol/
>>70834005
Craig Ferguson relegated to the History Channel
>>70834806
why do hollywood bitches insist on doing that shit to their face
fug
>#STOPISLAMOPHOBIA
>#RACISMNOTASOLUTION
Really makes you think
>>70835041
spotted the virgin loser
>>70835309
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>>70833926
>This is now the king of late night
RIP in Mozzarella. late night format.
>>70833926
maybe i'm cynical but this shit is so see-through and insincere to me
do people really gobble this up
>>70833926
>bomb them up
wheew BOMB THEM UP
BOMB THEM UP!
>>70835231
That doesn't surprise me because /lgbt/ hates the t and calls them mental cases.
>>70835433
How is Softdick doing well enough to make the list?
>>70835433
>Conan doing worse than Carson Daly
I feel BAD for him.
>>70835433
>watching any of this shit
>John OIiver addresses Orlando shooting
>Conan O'Brian addresses Orlando shooting
>Trevor Noah addresses Orlando shooting
>Jimmy Fallon addresses Orlando shooting
Can these self-righteous pricks just fuck off already? No one gives a single fuck about what these """""""comedians""""""" have to say about this crap. Since when did it become a requirement for these comedians to go into "le super serious speech" mode after every mass shooting?
>>70835583
>everyone except kimmel
BASED
>>70835583
>everyone except Colbert
BASED
>>70835583
yeah bc they dont do political news at all oh wait
>>70834876
>Kimmel is based as fuck
No he's not.
He's as much of a Jew shilling hack as all the others.
>>70835612
Kimmel literally cried when that dentist shot a lion. He's more cucked than any of them.
>>70833926
>I hate it when all those 2nd amendment idiots run around saying their assault rifles are protected by the law!!! Back, when it was written, guns were 3 foot long, 20 pound heavy, muskets that could shoot maybe 3 times a minute at sub-sonic speeds and mostly not even were you were aiming. Now they are light, easily movable high-tech affordable killing machines firing 45 deadly high velocity bullets per minutes with reloading times of 3 seconds compared to 20 seconds back then... that is not the same and propably not what they expected when they wrote that law!!
>these people can vote
>>70835645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy89Z5SJXuk
No he cried
>>70835612
Kimmel did mention it but it wasn't a whole monologue or anything.
>>70835645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1VZGUJ8GtY
you're an idiot if you don't think entertainment pundits won't comment on a major terrorist happening.
>>70835583
Seth Meyers is trying to be Colbert and Oliver on his show, except he's nowhere near as talented as those two, so while Colbert and Oliver can occasionally get a laugh, all Seth has is obnoxious liberalism.
>>70835433
I thought Conan was big in america?
>>70834379
>white
>>70835231
He was basically Chris Cooper in American Beauty.
I laughed through this entire video. He can't keep a straight face about it, and I expected him to say a tasteless joke the entire time.
>>70835681
>>I hate it when all those 1st amendment idiots run around saying their [world-wide internet and television propaganda broadcasts] are protected by the law!!! Back, when it was written, [free speech meant speaking in public, or using a printing press capable of maybe 20 copies per hour that had to be hand delivered or distributed by horse. Now "free speech" means that they can instantaneously spread lies and manipulate useful idiots throughout the entire world before anybody can actually gather any facts about any given issue]... that is not the same and propably not what they expected when they wrote that law!!
>>these people can vote
I love those "arguments" people make against the 2nd amendment....that don't seem to apply to any other amendment...
>>70835754
>all those anti-second amendment comments
>all those upvotes
>muh muskets
>>70835964
If he had walked out and told the "Muslim walks into a gay bar" joke, I would start watching his awful show every night.
>>70835841
TBS is a shitty channel, he's still a heavy hitter in his channel.
>>70833926
>what do I tell my kids
That muslims hates the gays
>>70835660
He's a Catholic though you retard
>>70835992
>free speech is supposed to protect me from getting banned on private websites
Lmao
>>70834379
>463 feet away
>>70834379
I bet these were made retroactively to try to take the heat off Islam.
>>70836138
You know whats even more fucked up? He bumped into a guy he met in grindr. The guy was on his way out and Omar was on his way in. They exchanged heys and went on their ways.
How fucked is that?
>>70835433
I could swear Conan would be like the 3rd or 4th most watched. How did a bunch of literally whos get in front of him. I don't understand America television
>>70836127
Oh...my bad....so instead of just worshiping the Jew "god" of the torah / old testament, he also worships the supposed Jew son of the said Jew "god".
>>70833926
that's terrifying
he should do horror movies
>>70834806
>>70833926
>Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are two different people
>>70834533
Rather be an edgy 16 year old than a crying bitchy 12 year old princess like you
You fags laugh about belgium and france, others laugh about your stupid shit now
>>70834253
>ugh i hate these people are getting attention in the media and im not
You sound JUST like 2007 4chan. Like exactly like something they would say.
>"why are these dumb sheeple crying about people they dont even know.... people die everyday who cares. I laughed on 9/11 guys, I'm serious. Why sooooo serious ?"
The forced edginess out spite and jealousy for attention was one thing I hated about the old days.
>>70836246
lol nope. Cable is truly fucked.
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2016/06/10/late-night-ratings-may-30-june-3-2016-jimmy-kimmel-live-lands-on-top/
Kimmel/Fallon/ get 2-3 million a night
Conan gets on average 0.4 million a night, almost one tenth the audience.
That data is from a week of repeats for some hosts but it averages about the same.
>>70834912
>watching people have a conversation
>i.e. talk shows
You are so manly, mature and sophisticated
>>70835082
>collectively shat themselves
Just like he did when they talked shit to him, right?
>be a dick and dish out
>can't handle the banter
Why does it always have to be like this?
He also defended Ghostbusters like a rabid faggot
>>70834379
this is so after the fact its nauseating
>>70834253
>>70834722
Found the underage monkey
>>70833926
>caring what some fucking hack in a suit has to say
>>70835669
He cares about the animals but doesn't bother with the lgbt crowd. Is this not "based" as you faggots say?
When Craig Ferguson Quit.
>>70835681
When they wrote that law they saw guns as a thing that could either instantly kill a man or mortally wound him. So I'm not sure how the argument becomes about putting words in the founding fathers' mouths.
>>70835992
The same people are trying to get rid of free speech, anon. They call it "hate speech".
>>70836599
Why are you defending the literal holocaust of America's children?
>>70836627
so you're saying hate speech doesn't exist? If you call for groups of people to be killed for example, that should have consequences, which is what the term hate speech helps define legally.
You're still free to say it though if that's what you're concerned about? You just get arrested for doing so.
why are gaymer's so good at taking a joke?
>>70835926
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/06/14/what-happened-in-orlando-was-american-beauty-times-49/
>>70834806
>Cried about a Lion being shot
>noncucked
>>70835309
>Against ideals
>Racist
Do people even care what words mean anymore?
>>70835681
>m-muh muskets
>>70835433
Lol Chris hardwick is in the running. That dude just does a gameshow but it's late night so I guess the criteria is fulfilled.
>>70836733
>so you're saying hate speech doesn't exist?
No, I'm not.
>If you call for groups of people to be killed for example, that should have consequences, which is what the term hate speech helps define legally.
I think you're replying just because I put quotes around "hate speech".
>>70836999
oh ok so no one is trying to get rid of free speech. got it.
>>70837028
k ;)
>>70836733
Ideally it makes sense. But people are not ideal and neither is the government. Eventually it will be abused just like everything else that gives/takes power. Still, what else can you do?
>>70836413
His ex-wife said he was a closet homo.
>>70837069
It's better to have measures for that sort of thing than not. Otherwise you'll have extremist clerics preaching death under the pretense of "free speech."
>>70833926
>>70833926
WHY DOES FALLON LAUGH AT HIS OWN JOKES SO HARD BROS??????
Is it because no one else will laugh with him?
>>70833926
he looks like a terrifying from that angle
>>70833926
When the democratic party took over.
>>70834379
>WHITE
>>70834010
this was actually quite sad thoughrwby is going to be shit now
>>70835140
That's the appeal of sports too you lanky underage fuck. I could just as easily argue that there's no reason to watch basketball when I could walk downtown ten minutes and play a pickup game with my friends
>>70837194
he laughs at the guests too much. you don't even have your criticism right
>>70835433
In other news, John Oliver defeats tough competition and keeps his position as the number onemost punchable face in television.
>>70836347
>implying modern 4chan doesnt do the exact same bs except from laughing at "bluepilled libtards" 24/7
>>70835992
Because the nature of weaponry has change. Surely you don't agree that private individuals should be able to possess nuclear weapons under the second amendment? The amendment doesn't even specifically mention guns, just "arms" which is a nebulous concept.
Stop making these retarded analogies to other laws please.
>>70837680
t. cuckold
>>70835583
They are fucking morons. I never have nor will I ever watch these shit shows.
>>70837733
>no argument
nice memes tho
>>70837796
Tell me why a law-abiding citizen shouldn't be allowed to own an AR15 except that it's black and scary.
>inb4 but you don't NEEEEEEED it
I'm a gun owner and I agree about expanded background checks and generally just making people jump through more hoops to get guns.
Also, shocked that they still havent made guns show trades illegal or at least require a background check. Thats how the kids at columbine got their guns.
I like guns. Guns are cool. I lime shooting them. I hate hate HATE them being used to massacre rooms full of people. Especially when the dude using them was already investigated by the FBI and very clearly was a deranged and disturbed person with a mental illness (his homophobic also equally fucking insane father didn't help either). Also I don't buy the NRA/GOP thinking that more guns = safer. People who are fucking insane don't need access to our shit.
>>70837892
Because you cannot distinguish between a law-abiding citizen and one who does not plan to abide by the law? This isn't a difficult concept; there plenty of dangerous items/equipment in this country that are heavily regulated, if not banned outright, due to potential danger. Omar was a "law-abiding citizen" when he purchased his weapons.
Stop talking about Orlando and start talking about how much of a fucking goof Jimmy Fallon is.
>>70837892
Tell me why a law-abiding citizen shouldn't be allowed to own a nuclear warhead except that it's big and scary
>>70838079
DUDE 90'S LMAO
>>70834253
this pretty much. same reason i don't care about celebrity deaths.
>>70836347
projection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwYbVx_-qg
Why does Fallon get to hang out with the President?
>>70837963
The buzz is all about re-instating the ban on "assault" weapons, which were illegal when the columbine massacre went down. Gun shows already follow strict regulations and the penalties for breaking them are extremely high.
I don't think more legal guns means more safety. However I also don't think less legal guns means more safety, because you're being silly. Nearly every single crime committed with a gun was committed by a person who obtained that gun illegally. The media just explodes when someone goes through legal means to get a weapon and uses it for destruction.
>>70837892
because it's an instrument designed to fire lots of rounds long distances which is absurd for day to day self defence. It is not a personal weapon, it's designed for medium-to-heavy combat and assault.
>>70836347
>2007
More like 2016
>fuck those French frogs
>lmao bunch of other europoors got what they deserve
>oh no, muh fags from the United Emirates of Americlapistan got killed, the whole world needs to be sad now
Nope.
>>70838231
Remember when world leaders had some form of dignity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiMs165tVdw
>>70838118
I'm going to reply seriously, sorry in advance.
The thought of a civilian being able to posses (and indeed possessing) a nuclear warhead would 100% lead to war or even apocalypse. But why? Isn't that hyperbolic? Basically, if it were legal and never made illegal again, eventually someone would get their hands on a warhead that planned to use it criminally. Unlike almost any other weapon, a nuclear warhead could cause damage destruction on such a huge scale compared to the theoretical ease of acquiring one (in this example). Further, unlike other weapons, enough nuclear warheads being detonated in the right spots could lead to the destruction of the entire goddamn planet.
All that being said, for what purpose would a civilian even have a warhead? It's not like they could use it for anything.
>>70838118
Because that's a weapon of mass destruction. Talk to any person who is in favor of the second amendment and they'll say there are limits. People don't think grenades should be legal, most people aren't even bitching about fully automatic weapons.
I literally don't understand liberals arguments of "AR-15 bad. Handgun good". People who say that don't understand what an AR-15 is or what semi-automatic means. They'll say magazine size needs to be lowered, but swapping out a magazine takes 2 seconds, so I'm not sure what they're even trying to do at all.
>>70838235
>Gun shows already follow strict regulations and the penalties for breaking them are extremely high.
This is a joke, right?
>Under federal law, private-party sellers are not required, nor are they permitted to perform background checks on buyers. They also are not required to record the sale, or ask for identification.
Not many states have restrictions on private sellers. There was an article in the NYT a couple years back about a guy who went to a gunshow with like, $1000 and wanted to see how much he could buy with no ID. Ended up walking out with a bunch of military grade weapons, ammunition, and a few grenades.
>>70836627
Scream fire in a full theatre, go up to a police officer tell him 'i am going to shoot you with my glock' and then pull your phone rapidly out of your back pocket of your pants. Report back and post results.
>>70834089
yeah like "making the world a better place for them"
how am i supposed to trust that??
>>70836627
Agree.
>>70836754
Dunno, why is a host getting so flabbergasted that he isn't loved by all and that his jokes aren't funny all the time?
>>70834806
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qJoF1ATAk
>>70838287
same could be said for a heavy duty assault rifle. The only reason to own one would be to deter someone who has an equal or bigger gun in terms of destructive force. Therefore gun ownership becomes an arms race, which only multiplies casualities and possibilities for human misuse.
If you restrict the arms to just those of handguns and smaller SA firearms, as well as decrease the magazine size, you can satisfy the 2nd ammendment while also reducing the number of potential deaths.
>>70834806
Kimmel is more cucked than Fallon, you fool
https://youtu.be/TQ85g2Al1ZA
https://youtu.be/iV5cYrlBn-U
>>70836733
>so you're saying hate speech doesn't exist?
No, it doesn't.
It's speech.
Arresting people for talking is the course of action used by fascists, and shouldn't be tolerated in any free society.
If our society isn't free, then citizens not only have a right, but a duty to talk about killing the enemies of freedom.
>>70838327
Selling a weapon to anyone who you reasonably know is unable to legally own said weapon will land you in prison for a very long time.
You can't just sell a weapon to a criminal and accept to get a slap on the wrist.
You can't just sell a weapon to a kid and expect not to go to prison for 15 years.
>>70838324
50 people killed in a single night isn't mass destruction? Where do you draw the line when you consider a weapon to be too dangerous? Is a tank a weapon of mass destruction? What about an attack helicopter, or a warship?
The problem is that you're defending the right to bear "arms". Well, what are "arms"? Clearly it doesn't mean the most up to date military hardware; it doesn't mean the most powerful weapons humanity is capable of creating.
>>70838287
Obviously there's a difference between the damage a nuclear weapon can cause and the damage an AR15 can cause, but I'm not hearing a credible argument for why that difference is dissimilar to the difference between an AR15 and a hunting rifle. You're literally saying "a nuclear weapon is too dangerous for ordinary people to have" - well, that's what people are saying about assault rifles.
>for what purpose would a civilian even have a warhead
For what purpose would a civilian own an assault rifle? They're designed solely to kill other humans; they serve no purpose other than novelty.
>>70838490
>forcing people to say what you want
'Free' alright
>>70833926
Isn't that the same guy who cried over a lion getting shot?
>>70838517
how do you even regulate private sales anyways
unless you have a bunch of surveillance anywhere i don't see how it can be enforced
>>70838517
Who went to jail for selling arms to the columbine kids and this dude just now again?
>>70838490
wew, that post went from libertarian to fascism pretty quickly.
>>70838517
>backpedaling
Yea, "reasonable knowledge" is basically an impossible standard when you are not required to conduct a background of identification check of the person you are selling it to. Stop being a fucking retard, I've been to several gun shows and they hand that shit out like candy regardless of whether you look like a serial killer or not. They don't give a shit.
>>70838281
>thatcher
>not the single worst leader of the british government
dignity doesn't matter anymore, not really. people don't where suits to work, they don't say a prayer before a meal, being a boring cunt is no longer a considered a good quality
>>70838548
No that was kimmel
>>70838555
How do you regulate sales of alcohol? How can we stop toddlers from getting booze, oh wait.
>>70838531
You can kill 50 people in a single night with a car. What's your point? Where do YOU draw the line? Apparently it's at an AR-15 which is basically just a long pistol with a bigger magazine.
If you think an AR-15 is the most up to date military hardware you are uniformed. AR-15 is a semi-automatic. That's one step above a bolt action rifle. It's not the rifle people use in the military. It's no where near anything close to the most powerful or advanced weapons are military is disposed to. I don't think I should be able to go to a tank store and get a tank. Be fucking realistic.
>>70838555
The same way we regulate private sales of anything in this country you fucking idiot
some fags got shot up
jesus christ it's not the end of the world or the worst crime ever, most of them were bug chasing aids-knob suckers anyway
it's actually worse to pretend you care
>>70838586
>where suits to work, they don't say a prayer before a meal, being a boring cunt is no longer a considered a good quality
Which is good, those hypocritical times of faggotry are thankfully gone
>>70838577
Then they're breaking the law. An argument of "Well I didn't know whoops" won't stand up in court.
>Guys I went to a gun show and they were handing guns out illegally, that means we need more laws to enforce gun shows
This is why no one likes liberals.
>>70838611
What kind of car? How efficiently do you think can you kill them? Can you buy a car just as easily as an AR? Think before you post next time
>>70834085
This massacre is fantastic for the ostrich-minded liberals, they don't even have to touch on the uncomfortable fact that this was yet another act of Islamic terror. Let's just call it a homophobic hate-crime instead! Might as well have been a white guy, LOL
>this is what millions of progressive parents will tell their kids about the shooting
>>70838611
>the car analogy
A car is an incredibly useful tool that is necessary to the function of this country, it just happens to be dangerous. Stop making this comparison gun nuts you sound like a pack of fucking morons.
>If you think an AR-15 is the most up to date military hardware you are uniformed
Literally no one said this. Oh wait, this is your "hurr look how much I know about guns I'm such a /k/ommando" masturbatory post.
>I don't think I should be able to go to a tank store and get a tank
Why not? I can buy an assault rifle and a grenade because I have the right to bear arms. Why can't I buy a tank? How am I supposed to rebel against a tyrannical government without a tank?
>>70838589
Oh, well they're both faggots then
>>70838611
>tank store
Naw, just a tank show and buy a tank without background check what's wrong with that? You scared of a law abiding citizen owning a tank, you against the 2nd amendment or what, liberal queer loving hippy?
>>70838643
No they're not breaking the law, unless there was a reason for them to suspect that the person was a criminal (which there wouldn't be unless he's wearing a fucking ankle monitor). You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Privately selling weapons to a criminal is not a crime in most states unless you know for a fact they are a criminal
>>70838611
>I don't think I should be able to go to a tank store and get a tank. Be fucking realistic.
Bud, this is you realizing that your argument crumbles under any degree of extrapolation. You're making an ass out of yourself
>I don't think I should be able to go to the gun store and get a gun. Be fucking realistic.
>>70838674
>>70836246
we're a nation of fucktards
>>70838674
First off you can get a car just as easily as you can get an AR-15. The laws are less strict, and the penalties for not obeying car transfer laws is a fine.
You can kill 200 people with a few padlocks, a tank of gasoline and a lighter. Is that better? Should we ban gasoline, padlocks and lighters too?
>>70838727
>>70838769
>Guys if I make these hyperboles about buying tanks, people will equate that to buying rifles!
>I don't think you should be able to go to the bread store and get a loaf of bread. Be fucking realistic
Wow you can do that with any word. Crazy.
>>70838677
It's even better for asshatted fags such as yourself
>guns have nothing to do with this
>he would've killed them with his Qur'an otherwise
>let's compare guns to cars and throw around insults that will show how mtf-pilled I am
>>70838674
What kind of car are you not capable of buying because of its killing efficiency? (not poor safety rating)
>radical islamists commit act of terror
THEY'RE NOT REAL MUSLIMS!
>muslim without ties to militant Islamism commits act of terror
HE WAS JUST A CRAZY HOMOPHOBE, RELIGION IS IRRELEVANT
>>70838811
>cars are not needed for anything besides driving over other people
>bread is not needed as food
>use guns to shoot or...?
How fucking retarded are you exactly?
>>70834492
Who gives a fuck
I don't feel any more automatic connection to another American than I do a Britbong
>>70834253
This desu
I'm not in a big enough area for this shit to happen, so I don't really care. It's like a plane crash, they're all strangers to me
Late Night died naturally because we stopped relying on Live TV. It used to be you could do one of several things for entertainment at 11 PM.
>Read
>Listen to Radio/Records
>Watch TV
Now with the internet there's just too many things to list. That means ratings for Late Night Shows are in the toilet and NBC and CBS only get money by putting the clips on Youtube for normies and Office Drones.
So James Corden is a fucking joke but he's a success because he came up with having musicians sing their songs in the car. Fallon is a fucking clown. Conan and Kimmel pretty much now just make skits for Youtube. And Stephen Colbert & that new Black Guy are dying while John Oliver and Seth Meyers sniped the spot that the Daily Show/Colbert Report once had.
>>70838841
>dude with a gun kill people
>mental issues
>dude with gun kills people
>don't talk about guns let's talk about terror
Lmao
>>70838821
>terrorists respect gun laws
>if we ban guns terrorists won't be able to acquire them
>gun laws helped Belgium/Paris
Why didn't anyone just think of outlawing murder?
>>70838894
>Guns to shoot
For recreation and self defense.
Are you saying guns are used only for illegal activity? Because the 99.9% of legal gun owners will disagree with you. Why don't we ban alcohol while we're at it. I mean people sell it to kids, and wreckless adults will kill people drunk driving, so we're obviously not responsible enough to handle the fun it brings.
>>70838677
>Might as well have been a white guy, LOL
Just because white guys are getting a little bit more socially conscious doesn't mean I'll ever forget or forgive what you did when whites controlled everything.
>>70838929
>>70839004
Is this b8 or are we getting raided?
>>70838948
Forgot that they bought it at a gun show with no background check and I also forgot how all those people who had easy access to guns stopped every single mass shooting in the last 10 years in the USA, oh wait, let's shift the argument, greentext and post retarded images instead
>>70838971
the truth is 99% of the fat RKBA types in america don't have guns to do anything practical. they're for showing off and polishing as a silly little fetish hobby. Well, time for that hobby to disappear.
>>70839004
Is this sarcasm? I was born in 1992, I never oppressed anyone. Why should I be subject to the crimes of my ancestors? Why shouldn't blacks be held accountable for the atrocious crimes black people have been committing in central Africa for the last 20 years?
>>70838971
I said shoot, fag. Nothing else. Good for you making up shit and disproving that. Don't wanna talk about how retarded your car comparison is anymore, huh, dummy?
>>70838531
>The problem is that you're defending the right to bear "arms". Well, what are "arms"? Clearly it doesn't mean the most up to date military hardware
Show me the amendment that says otherwise.
>>70833926
is that a fucking foot
thought he was shaking someone's hand
>>70837531
>now
>>70839048
Raided by retards such as yourself? Sure, back to incest and being moronic.
>>70839103
Lemme buy a nuclear warhead then.
>>70833926
CAME HERE TO SHARE ABOUT HOE MUCH I DISLIKE FALON. HE'S A ACTING SCHOOL DROP OUT WHO'S ONLY SHTICK IS BEING LESSER THAN ANY OF HIS GUESTS. ANYONE IS FUNNY COMPARED TO THIS GUY
I USED ALL CAPS CUSE THIS IS HOW STRONGLY I FEEL
>>70839089
Am I not supposed to defend my argument? You reduced it to "shoot" and I'm supposed to accept that? You're right let me concede everything to you oh great master. Ignore the rest of my post because you said "shoot" and nothing else. That's the end all be all argument way to go champ.
>>70839078
>Well, time for that hobby to disappear.
>I don't enjoy it, therefore other people shouldn't be able to either
I guess we should get rid of action figure collecting too, because they don't do anything practical. They're just for showing off and polishing as a silly little fetish hobby.
Wow look you don't even have to be a liberal to change the words of other people's post and act like it's prolific.
>>70838642
yeh thats exactly what i'm saying
>>70839050
>guns are easy to acquire
>"HEY LOOK THEY ACQUIRED THEIR GUNS LEGALLY INSTEAD OF ILLEGALLY THAT MEANS IF WE BAN GUNS MEANIES WON'T BE ABLE TO GET GUNS"
You're a fucking imbecil m8, go back to throwing baseball with your wife's son or whatever it is you people do
>>70837680
The "nature of weaponry" hasn't changed at all. "Arms" still refers to weapons carried by the individual soldier / citizen, and they still rely on using explosive powder to launch a chunk of lead down range.
As for nukes? I don't think anyone should have them. Period.
You're just changing the context of the word "arms" to suit your purpose, which is what you libs always do...
>>70839184
he really is a huge faggot
>>70839085
You also didn't accomplish jack shit, so why are boasting about things that you had nothing to do with?
You take the good with the bad and can't just cherry pick whatever you want or stand on your own and show what you got.
>>70839235
Projecting : The post
Stay mad nigger
>>70839203
Go back to being shot at by your 'law abiding citizens'
>>70838061
So according to your logic, nobody has the right to be a cop, or soldier, because you can't tell if they'll actually be willing to abide by the law / orders.
Nice.
>>70839267
>no value the post
Stay triggered tumblr, I mean /pol/
>>70839235
>didn't accomplish jack shit
I didn't say that I did. I'm not saying white people are the best race either. There's a fuckton of idiot white people that I have nothing to do with. That especially means that I don't need to compensate what my ancestors may or may not have done in 2016. That's retarded.
>>70839285
Nice straw man, real nice.
>>70838237
Pic related: Why I "need" an "assault rifle".
>>70834253
I would wager to bet that many aren't/weren't grieving as a nation here, so much as just getting a smack of tragedy "close to home" that stirs comfort. It happens a lot more elsewhere, but reporting...And some major news networks flavor the stuff with patriotic flare, etc. and most people like the "us/them" categories and patriotism is an easy one to affect.
>>70838237
You can put a scope and a butt on a pistol. There you go, same functionality as an AR-15.
Liberals aren't talking about banning pistols though. Why? Because Bernie Sanders isn't against it. They don't think for themselves.
>>70838237
or if multiple people break into your home and you need to defend yourself and your loved ones
I remember reading about a case where four niggers, all with handguns (illegally bought, of course), break into this families home and hold a gun to their babies head and start demanding to know where the drugs are (they got the wrong house, of course)
the dad is hiding in the bathroom and calls the police and he gets a fucking automated message telling him to call back later (of course) so he figures fuck this, time to operate, grabs his own handgun, opens fire on the niggers
the niggers then shit themselves and run out of the house as fast as they can lmao
but if they hadn't been complete cowards like most niggers are the guy would have gotten wrecked since it was 4 handguns v 1 handgun, but if he had had an assault rifle that would have had enough magazine capacity and large enough rounds to actually win a firefight
so basically if you rely on the police to save you and dont think you should own an AR-15 you are a cuck who wants their family raped by niggers
>>70839285
Nice use of high school debate club terms.
>>70834379
>white
At the end of the day, minorities don't want equality. They want to be white
>>70839048
This place is all about dissent, arguing, and calling people faggots
If you want unanimous agreement and mental mutual masturbation go to reddit
>>70833926
>When did late night talk shows get so cringey?
The very second they replaced Conan with Fallen.
>>70839482
you should see a specialist or something. most people don't spend their days perpetually terrified of home invasions and rape. it's not normal.
>>70839482
>niggers
Stopped reading there. If you want anybody to take you and your whiny manbaby opinions seriously, learn to speak like an adult. Until then, I'll be supporting Hillary and her efforts to take away your ersatz penis
>>70833926
>what do i tell my kids
Your kids are 3 and 1. Don't tell them about it.
>what if my kids are gay
Be a good parent and they won't be. It's not genetic.
>>70839482
mental illness: the post
>>70833926
>thousands can die everyday in the non-Western world and there won't be any tributes
>then 50 people die in the Western world and we all have to cry and feel sympathy and have huge tributes
>>70839482
>Liberals think that you shouldn't be able to own and use your own guns to stop violence, but instead, should have to call somebody from miles away to bring their guns to stop violence.
You know what could have stopped, or reduced the casualties of this past mass shooting of faggots? A faggot shooting back with an AR-15....or a hand gun....or a shotgun.
>>70839171
Sent ;)
>>70839679
*tips stetson*
>>70833926
>absolutely no mention of Islam
>lead singer of houseband "The Roots" is a member of Nation of Islam faction group "Five-Percent Nation" which believes white people are devils and black people are the rightful rulers of the world displaced when 6,600 years ago the evil scientist Yakub created white people.
>>70839891
>which believes white people are devils
Objectively true.
>>70839909
I guess that makes niggers devil lovers...
>>70839189
>still ignoring the other parts about cars because you know you're f****** stupid
El oh el, keep going, dumbass
>>70839857
>A faggot shooting back with an AR-15....or a hand gun....or a shotgun.
Where are those people? Shouldn't the NRA send out guns for free then instead of selling them?
>>70839857
there was an armed off-duty officer at the club who engaged with him but he still managed to kill a lot of people.
it's like you idiots have never heard of an ambush before.
>>70839842
>more people can die from other stuff in the US
>no mention of that because you don't get any brownie points
>>70840091
The NRA doesn't sell guns, dumb ass.
>>70840101
That's what happens when clusters of people are exposed to gun fire....or plain old fire......
>>70839891
So black scientology?
>>70839891
The N.o.I. is weird. They've gone from radical race segregationists to Scientologists in like 3 decades.
>got generals arent hurting anyone
>reddiots use the generals to galavant around like massive faggots
>think their massive faggot opinions matter
>say the most generic "ugh white males and ertasz penises, who needs guns when you can call the racist police?" cookie cutter liberal bullshit opinions that they obviously got from clickbait or MSM
GOT was a mistake. Neck yourselves, reddit.
>>70834005
>conan
>not the original king of latenight cringe
>>70834379
>white
Wow, his gesticulations were totally incongruous with the commentary. Somebody needed to tie his arms to his body.
In general though his talk was pretty terrible. "Let's go back to being brave," really? At least Conan had the cajones to go out there and make a demand for legislation. Fallon pussyfooted around the issue and didn't take a stand in either direction. It's a lot like his humor to be honest: generic and easy to digest because there's nothing really there. It's like a plate full of fiber; it just goes right through you.
>>70840153
The NRA is an action group that exists to serve the gun manufacturers. They're one degree removed from directly selling weapons themselves.
>>70841761
No, nigger, they exist to serve citizens, so assholes like you can't take away their right to keep and bear arms.
>>70841927
braindead citizens who love guns more than human lives and social harmony, I guess.
>>70834806
>Kimmel
kek that faggot cried about a stupid lion. I lost all respect I had for him when I saw that clip.
>>70841927
It used to be but it's not anymore. The majority of NRA members are open to expanded background checks and various other controls and yet the NRA actively lobbies against them because they don't represent the interests of average gun owners. They have stakes in every gun and bullet sold since they started more actively courting corporate donors about ten years ago.
I don't even want to ban guns, I'm just not incompetent and/or blind to reality. There are other gun rights groups that more accurately represent the desires of average gun owners if you're looking for a new club.
>>70841970
And considering everything the left has done for blacks in the face of crippling violence within their communities that affects every level of our society, it's clear they care more about brownie points that come from feel good uselessness than social harmony and progress, huh
Also the vast majority of us gun crime is the fault of blacks. We have a nigger problem not a gun problem, mass shootings account for less than 700 deaths since the 80s, meanwhile how many thousands have gang violence killed?
>>70833926
When Jimmy Fallon was hired to replace Conan.
>>70833926
>whtie pple
>>70842257
Most crime is committed by the poor. This transcends racial boundaries. We have a poverty problem that is disproportionately affecting a racial group because of historical and modern racism in our country.
>>70842592
Wrong again, black poor commit much more crime that white poor even through whites and blacks are equally represented in poverty, basically. This is all verified fact you can look up right now, so it's clearly not just a problem of poverty. 20 trillion has been spent on the American black community since 1969 and they have regressed in nearly every way, the schools built for hem do nothing, NY state, the state with the highest black male enrollment in college, has seen the majority of them drop out. When will it be enough, when will the situation be changed to the point that blacks can start not being locust and start contributing? When anon, when
>>70839235
Where did he say he was taking credit for his ancestors hard work?
>You can't just cherry pick whatever you want
Or pick the cherry that wasn't even presented.
>>70842592
Even if there isn't a genetic component (there is), that's just the way the cookie crumbles my man. There are winners and losers in the game of life. Nobody flips their shit when a lion eats a gazelle but as soon as someone mentions racial crime demographics people begin stepping over themselves to justify why blacks are incapable of getting their shit together.
This is what progressives who are obsessed with "social harmony" are intellectually incapable of understanding. I don't care about your arguments for gun control because I am not in the business of taking care of strangers, I am in the business of taking care of me and my own. The protip that progressives don't get is that not everybody is the same. Not everybody thinks like you, nor will they extend you the same courtesy when you make some faggoty post about empathizing with subhumans. The anon upthread had it right:
>>>70834193
>>70842698
Not true at all:
http://www.npc.umich.edu/poverty/#4
That's a 25.8 point difference.
The rest of your numbers are equally fallacious. There are better arguments that you can make if you want to make black people look bad. Right now you're just making yourself look idiotic.
Two resumes with the exact same credentials and only a name changed to sound more black are not given the same credence. Blacks are hit at every point in life moreso than whites.
That's not to say whites have it easy, there are a lot of white people with very real concerns and problems that they face.
I believe this is largely a class issue with a race element involved. The larger problem is the upper class waging war on the middle and lower and dividing us and driving us against each other.
>>70842893
It's easy to say "that's how the cookie crumbles" when it crumbles in your favor. I never said blacks are incapable of getting their shit together, merely that there are additional hurdles that they face.
I said this earlier but because of our anonymous message board it's not clear: I don't care about gun control. It's all gonna be pointless in a couple decades when 3D printing advances to a point where you can print weapons.
I don't think everyone thinks like me, but I do believe that people are largely the same. There are environmental factors that affect how lives turn out though. If you were born to a poor shepherd in the middle east do you think you'd pick yourself up by your turban and through your own magnificence get rich and/or powerful? Good luck doing that when you can't even read because there are no adequate schools that aren't blown up.
>>70842592
>This transcends racial boundaries.
Not really no. Race is a more effective predictor of crime than poverty.
>>70834106
Was he really closet if he went to that nightclub on different occasions? He was a beta throughout his life; he probably got spurned and then decided to fuck up the club.
>>70834379
>white
>>70842592
>Trying to reason with /pol/
What's cringey about this? He's encouraging political discourse and open debate. Something that regressive faggots try to ban.
>>70843240
>but I do believe that people are largely the same.
So you're stupid fucking normalfag.
Racial equalism is the young earth creationism and geo-centrism of our day. It's the obvious lie that won't die because the powers that be don't benefit from these truths
>>70834806
Is that what Megan Fox looks like now? She sure fucked her face up.
>>70839004
Count your blessings
>>70834806
the fag who cried over a cat dying in africa in a country where thousands of children starve to death every year?
not a cuck?
>>70843530
The cleverness of your ad hominem is only outdone by the perfect logic of your racism.
What do the powers that be get from 'racial equalism'? The powers that be are the ultra wealthy capitalists who would benefit more from the middle and lower classes fighting each other than by uniting them in an anti-racism crusade.
By buying into the racial inferiority myth you are perpetuating the conservative right wing message that the real enemy wants you to believe.
The more we fight each other over petty reasons like race, gender, sexual orientation, and creed the less likely we are to wake up to the real danger of the ever more entrenched oligopoly in our country.
>>70834253
its not just about grieving, its about that we live in the same country as them one of those people could have been your father, uncle, mother, aunt, best friend, etc. its about grieving for the people that knew them, imagine your best friend just disappears forever, you will never have a conversation with them ever again. death is not something that should be taken lightly, it is the barrier between consciousness and unconsciousness. it's the reason we're scared of death, the same way these people who shot are scared of death. they are humans just like you and me.
>>70843807
>one of those people could have been your father, uncle, mother, aunt, best friend, etc.
The victims were literally just a bunch of Mexican cocksmokers.
>>70843849
I'm saying this in the case of all shootings and deaths.
>>70834106
>what is knowing the enemy
>>70838821
If gun controls worked he wouldn't have brought one to the bar since bars are a no gun zone.
>>70843740
>The more we fight each other over petty reasons like race, gender, sexual orientation, and creed the less likely we are to wake up to the real danger of the ever more entrenched oligopoly in our country.
People are not all the same. This is a fact as obvious as the nose on your face. If they were we wouldn't be having this discussion. And as I've said before, not everyone will extend you the same courtesy. You are advocating for what is commonly referred to as cuck ideology because the only people empathetic enough to fall for it are the people who fuck themselves over by doing so.
The progressive just wants everybody to "like chill, man!" without understanding that this is literally impossible and we are apes playing monkey games. Humanity is a conduit for power and there will always be conflict. Your progressive city on a hill myth is about as silly as anything in Christianity or Islam.
