The Old Bear edition
>>70825492
Azor Jon
>>70827260
I was legitimately surprised lol
Azor Jon!
/Highgarden/ survives this season, right?
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
FIRST FOR BERIC A QT
>>70827388
>>70827395
>>70827420
Based Jon's mentor thread, thank you OP. Thank you Jonbros.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70827436
She dies in the sept when Cersei blows it up.
Suggestions for shitting the thread up please.
>>70827389
According to leaks the Mountain smashes Unella. Get hype!
>>70827388
>Old Bear edition
would you?
Why isn't she dieing?
>it's a Jaime goes back to square one episode
Will he ever have character development?
>>70827469
Be Brandamite.
>>70827474
I'd like to see him smash her pussy if you know what I mean
>>70827388
He looks so Jewish here.
>"OY VEY DA VITE VALKERS ARE ARRIVING! ECH, DEPLOY DA BAGS OF GOLD UND TRY TO BUY ZEM OFF, OY VEY!"
>>70827452
He looked a lot skinnier this episode for some reason.
>>70827395
>>70827420
What kind of name is Azor?
More Jonsa and Lyanna next week, who's excited.
Compiled list of Episode 10 north leaks
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
Pic from idigitaltimes (they had the same leaks for Season 5 episode 10)
main article was redacted but here is the essence of it
>"Littlefinger gives Jon Snow something that is addressed to Benjen Stark, which he [Benjen Stark] never received, courtesy of a certain Aemon Targaryen"
>The letter is new knowledge for Littlefinger and was delivered recently by 'someone'
another anon compiled a list of leaks (from plebbit) which included this line
>Bran sees the rest of TOJ and witnesses 'Promise me, Ned'
>cut to Jon Snow in his room, reading the letter
>episode ends with Jon putting the letter at the table, revealing a Targaryen sigil
>>70827461
Comfy Jon poster is so polite
>Blackfish died off screen
>Waif killed off screen
>in ep 10 Drogon will have rekt the slaver's fleet OFF SCREEN (9 will be bastardbowl only)
>High Sparrow, Marg, Loras, Lancel, Unela will die OFF SCREEN (kind of)
Why did the writers become so fucking lazy?
>>70827484
Valyrian steel plot armor.
>>70827444
>Sparrow fanatic
reddit please
>>70827452
Do you think he remembers he's got a castle and a hot wife waiting for him back in the Marches?
So is the Blackfish really dead?
Holy shit that pissed me off. He's the last actor i really like. That conversation he had with Jaime was the best acting the show has had since the early seasons.
Aren't the Tully words: "Family, Duty, Honor" in that order? Are we really supposed to accept that he chose honor over literally his own kin?
>>70827484
I like to pretend everything to Arya getting stabbed and then killing Waif didnt happen.
Anyone who thinks Stannis is dead is basically delusional.
>>70827548
>Are we really supposed to accept that he chose honor over literally his own kin?
Yes? he is a Tully after all, retardation runs in the family.
>>70827388
>Longclaw with bear pommel
Based. Where are my bearbros?
>>70827497
Three years in between filming and weight fluctuations?
Or Emilia has been stealing his rations.
>>70827509
fake and gay
>>70827527
I wonder who gets prime Dayne pussay now.
>>70827563
Anyone who thinks Stannis is alive is basically delusional.
>>70827509
nice meme
>>70827548
He was the "Blackfish" you idiot.
Unpopular opinion: I'm glad they didn't put in Lady Stoneheart. I don't think she would translate well from book to screen, and I reckon D&D would ruin her. Added to that, Beric is one of my favourite minor characters in the show and is the manifestation of being based.
>most revelant characters to the show have death scenes happen off screen
>some random fuckfaces we saw in one episode in a few minutes are shown being killed
WEW
That poor captain, got his crew and ship ready to sail at dawn for the promise of gold, Arya doesn't even show up
>>70827625
being based on what?
>>70827625
>unpopular
All of /got/ agrees with you
>>70827500
I hope this chunky cunt gets raped and flayed by Ramsay
>YOU DON'T KNOW HIM
Hurr durr talking shit to a dude who saw the fucking army of the undead in action because of muh marital rape. I don't usually get triggered by TV shows but Sansa is just too damn annoying.
Is Offscreen the most powerful character of this show? He literally can kill everybody
>>70827548
he died off screen too
>>70827638
what did he mean by this?
>>70827465
That would trigger a civil war/rebellion of the Tyrells. Guess that's why Olenna joins Dorne
>>70827625
What about aLord Stoneheart
>>70827637
Someone needs to tell her thick eyebrows don't work on that facial structure.
Not me though.
>>70827635
not as bad as bringing characters back just to kill them off in a few minutes
>>70827548
nigfish is dead
>>70827484
>>70827521
>gets stabbed in the stomach multiple times
>"Halp my internal organs r shredded to bits"
>"Taint a problum me luv oi kin patch ye up quick as a jiffy" *Does invasive bowel reconstruction surgery with a wooden bowl, a rag, a dirty needle and some twine* "now 'av a swig o' me potion n you'll be roight as rain!"
>24 hrs later arya is sprinting through the streets and swordfighting instead of shitting through her vagina
Lord Royce, send ravens to all the Vale Houses, Petyr Baelish is dead. Poisoned by our enemies.
How did he die?
>>70827548
He'll be back in ep10 as Lord Stoneheart baby.
Stannis best whatever
>>70827668
On that face, nothing works period.
>>70827509
No true ! My baby jon is not a twisted targaryan he's an honorable stark!
>>70827646
can't compete against dany
>>70827645
She'll live and kill Littlefinger and probably even be the one to sic those hounds on Ramsay, just you watch
>>70827682
Got shot before he was thrown of the plane
>>70827452
Get your false Beric outta here!
>>70827388
Im still so fucking pissed about how jaquen arya wasnt true. Turns out Arya is just a smug retard who can survive getting stabbed 10 times in the gut
>>70827625
Fuck her. She did nothing but help the Lannisters win the war. She deserved to die. Less stupid magic shit the better.
>>70827682
HE RAPED ME
>>70827637
>le carefree walking around braavos when you know faceless men are hunting you face
>grrrm's end for arya's braavos arc will be the same as D&D's
>with a bit of old george magic, of course! ;)
>"the knife's wounds burned her as she tried to stand and her hand, already stained with blood felt warm as the strain pushed her shit outward through the sliced skin."
>"needle in hand, she continued to struggle, but the more she stood the more she shat, and what once was a dribble was now a stream of brown, met with disbelief and humor by the eyes of the Waif"
>"and then she saw no more"
screencap this post
Jon azor
>>70827625
Want to hear the worst unpopular opinion?I actually like how the show cut all those unnecessary characters and plotlines whose sole existence is to provide more mysteries and ambiguities just to intrigue more people
I'm talking aobut FAegon, Dany's whole unclear background, Ashara and Ned's relationship, AA and TPTWP being two different guys, etc
I'm not saying they're bad, but the show basically confirms that Dany is just a Targaryen, FAegon is indeed fake, R+L=J basically correct.
name shitty characters in the show:
>qhorin halfhand
>mance rayder
>barristan selmy
>jaime lannister
>doran martell
>loras tyrell
>kevan lannister
>blackfish
>>70827645
yeah, really hope she gets killed off soon
i don't know if it's because she terrible actress but she always seems so out of place
Why the fuck do you faggots want to see Blackfish die?
So we can have another Barristan? 'oh no he only took down 15 frey's boohoo'
So we can see an awkward swordfight where he gets piled on by the hundred fucking men in there?
It's much better to simply have us learn of his death without detail, so he remains that legend, so we don't see him fail. We're watching from the perspective of Jaime here.
Stannis appearance when?
>If I fall, don't bring me back
Azor jon
>>70827708
I KNOW, that's the worst part about it. Well at least the leaks allowed me to prepare in advance
>>70827726
>next ep trailer
>jon; i've fought worse than him (ramsay) beyond the wall
>sana; YOU DON'T KNOW HIM
>>70827645
Sansa is awful but she's right on TWO accounts
1.) It's a really dumb move for Jon to march on Winterfell "for fear of a storm" when they have a chance of rallying more Houses and possibly even collecting the Manderlys. The risk of marching before a storm is much worse than not marching before a storm. Jon is making the same mistakes as Stannis did and he hasn't even lost half his army in desperation yet
2.) Jon SHOULDN'T underestimate Ramsay. Jon has never won a proper battle by himself, aside from the small raiding party defending Castle Black, while Ramsay has defeated Stannis. It's also very dangerous to risk your men to a defeat at the hands of House Bolton. Defeated by the Others? You'll die and come back. Pretty fucked. Defeated by the Boltons? You're all going to get flayed alive if you don't die horribly.
>>70827756
>Ashara and Ned's relationship
Agreed. Fuck that.
>FAegon
Fuck you though.
>>70827548
he was the blackfish you retard, he literally refused to marry and ran away to The Vale
he doesnt give a shit about family or anyone else, only himself and his wants
>>70827773
Next episode, we see his flayed corpse being burnt on a cross
>>70827714
>theoryfags BTFO and mad that that they were wrong
maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking tryhard
>>70827768
We want to see Tully fucking shits getting gutted like a fish.
>>70827774
I hope meli doesn't listen and make him the new beric
>>70827646
>not Brienne of Reddit
>>70827484
Because she completed her Mary Sue training
>>70827777
She's got a point, though.
Not even the Night's King can defeat Ramsay with his plot armour equipped.
>>70827789
>Next episode, we see his flayed corpse being burnt on a cross
>>70827789
>Ramsay kept his corpse for months for no reason
>Ramsay even knew what he looked like
wew
>>70827774
>This shit dies once and wants to go get a tan
>Beric dies repeatedly in the name of saving the smallfolk
I think we know who the real hero is.
>>70827793
yeah, he should have just assumed arya would be fine despite other characters dying to the exact same wounds
Thank the Old Gods that Rickon's gonna die, Jon's finally gonna snap out of his broodyness and turn into, Punished Snow
>>70827813
>dying for stupid peasants
I think we know who the real retard here is.
>>70827824
>he
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/141142-arya-is-dead-calling-it-now/
ARYA IS DEAD, WAIF IS ALIVE
>>70827811
>Ramsay even knew what he looked like
The guy in the King's armour
Will we ever see Sam again?
>>70827714
I knew it wasnt true, but even I didnt expect it will turn out this shit. I can see how being in denial was giving you some hope and cant blame you.
>>70827825
That's so stupid that it will probably happen
So after Ramsay dies this season (assuming he does) who becomes the new asshole everyone is suppose to hate?
>>70827806
>ramsay vs arya plotarmor bowl
>>70827846
Dany
>>70827846
Euron
Mr White Walker
>>70827759
>Tommen Baratheon
>Robin Arryn
>Rickon Stark
>Jaquen
>blackfish
>Edmure
>Brianna
>Olena
>The mountain
>the hound
>tyrion s5/6
>>70827846
NightKing
>>70827548
Doesn't make any sense at all for the Blackfish to to try and 1v1 the whole Lannister army. If he had gone with Brienne he could have gotten help from the North and retaken the Riverlands later on. Giving into despair and dying pointlessly just isn't something he would do.
As for Edmure, he ruins everything by default. Pretty damn stupid that all the men in the castle would just robotically obey his commands though. Riverrun was all they had left, with that gone there's nothing left for them but to suck Frey cock and starve now that winter is almost upon them.
>>70827781
>Stannis is now inside Jon confirmed
>Jon now desperately wants to rush into battles he can't win + he's got shitty diplomacy skills
>still has deeply rooted trust in Davos
>>70827837
Stannis wore the same armour as any other commander in the Dragonstone army, though.
>>70827846
euron was the perfect edgemaster super villain, but they cast him as a bumbling retard who doesn't like big words
>>70827846
Non meme answer: Euron
>>70827870
>implying
NightKing-senpai is based as fuck.
>>70827831
Better to die hunting outlaws and doing morally "right" things then playing the game and fucking other's lives.
>>70827813
Beric didn't get betrayed by his brothers
Can't they just kill off Arya soon?
Her story is the most boring in this series and makes no sense.
What kind of little girl survives all those stabbing wounds by a trained killer and then go off bleeding everywhere and just shrugging it off?
>there are people who think Edmure didnt make the correct call
>there are people who agree with the stubborn blackfish who would just get everyone killed for no reason
>>70827845
Dude's been acting meek since he came back from getting betrayed.
He's even trying to reason with Ramsay saying only one of them has to die. Ramsay has his fucking brother, wants to rape and punish Salsa, has a much bigger army than Jon and killed his own father so you know he doesn't give a fuck about much, and Jon wants to talk shit out? The man's got no balls, kill the fucking boy Jon and let the dragon be born.
I'm even hoping Jon at some point walks across fire unscathed to show that something's up, like his Targ genes got activated
>>70827902
He is but since he is against D&D's Messiah Danyerys then he is evil to normies
>>70827914
That's because he's not a shit commander.
>>70827913
>then playing the game and fucking other's lives.
Who said anything about that?
Jon just wanted to go to some place warm and fuck a lot of redhead bitches, he deserves a break.
>>70827919
She still has to meet up with Melisandre, so she's not dying any time soon.
>>70827920
he saved the lives of all those men and may even get to raise his child
he's the last tully right?
made the right call
>>70827934
More like he wasn't commanding a force whose majority was made up of thieves, rapists and other volatile criminals.
can't wait for tyrion to get kicked out of ANOTHER city thanks to daenerys
>>70827947
As if D&D remember they wrote that.
>>70827841
Episode 10. While filming in Girona in Spain, parts of the city were used for Oldtown scenes.
>>70827813
Based Beric
>>70827962
>he's the only non-retard in dany's employ
>GW and misandei are all like 'i told you so' when the masters betray them
>>70827947
I want to see her survive the voyage back to Westeros with those fucking wounds now.
>Its a le witty dwarf filler scene that goes on for ten minutes episode
Umber fucking shits, Smalljon's gonna get all his sisters killed.
>only thing arya learnt from the faceless men was how to fight in the darkness
>>70827920
It's just honorfags as always. In reality if /got/ was in that situation they would be cowards and give up the castle the first chance they got.
>>70828007
Shame Tormund's gonna gut him next episode. He's one of the few high points of the season.
Why are Northern women the hottest in all WesteRos?
>>70827999
>hey I got kicked out of my home and killed my father let's enjoy life and teach two boring autists jokes
bravo D&D
>>70828009
And lie, and know when others are lying, and how to assume a new identity properly, and fight with a stick, and poisons
>>70827563
they basically showed brienne chopping off his head, how can he be alive? where do the theories come from?
>>70828036
still better writing than
>where do whores go
>>70827781
It's really dumb for Jon to march on Winterfell period. If he wanted to defeat a larger force with a smaller one he should take a page from Rob's playbook: Don't give them what they expect.
He should have just sent a raven to Ramsey saying "meet me at Winterfell bro, I'll feed you your own heart", then marched east and burnt the fucking Dreadfort to the ground.
>>70828014
joke's on you
I'm depressed and would welcome death
>>70827519
Blackfish died on screen because he will be found in the river and become Lord EdgeFish
Waif killed osffscreen because they wanted to add ebin suspense to showing Waif's face on the wall
There are slaver fight scenes in the trailer that we havent seen yet so drogon probably wont do that
probably
>>70828053
DB Weiss said at the beginning of the series if you don't show a dead body then you can't say for sure they're dead.
The 'Stannis lives' group use that argument.
>>70827999
>it's a Greyworm and Varys are made fun of for having no cock episode
>Finds out Stannis was beheaded by Brienne
>Finds out Shireen was burned by Melisandre
Assuming the second part happens before the battle, then why the fuck is he helping Jon fight the Boltons again?
Really the only sensible reason D&D could have rolled with is to avenge the memories of Stannis and Shireen, if he assumed they were killed and flayed in the Bolton massacre, but that's undone when he's fighting for someone who has Stannis' murderer as an ally and was resurrected by the evil god worshipped by the mother of demons that burned his daughterfu alive.
>But muh army of the dead!
Would have been a sensible reason if Davos had experienced the horror of Hardhome and put the fear of the white walkers into him, but he wasn't at Hardhome. They haven't done a scene to give him any reason to believe in it or that Jon is the hero.
Hell, this could have been easily fixed if D&D had thought ahead. Instead of having Davos accompany Stannis and Shireen and then get sent back for supplies, Stannis could have ordered Davos to go along with Jon to Hardhome and have control of his ships that he gave Jon maybe with the agenda of still trying to help secure him the Wildlings for his army. The scene where he had his last talk with Shireen and gave her the stag could have happened at Castle Black instead.
Then shit would have went down and Davos would have actually seen the fucking Night King, rather than naming him out of nowhere, he would see Jon and the NK giving each other the "look" and maybe seen something in him. It's like D&D literally went into writing this season forgetting this wasn't the case.
>>70828062
It isn't though. At least Where do Whores go gave Tyrion some character development
>>70827835
I thought this thread was bad but that is legitimately terrible.
>>70828053
they don't really show it, which is strange in a show that has otherwise much more graphic deaths
>>70828029
He's a traitorous shit who's siding with the Boltons who killed his king and got thousands of their Northern friends killed.
muh fuck oaths, muh fuck kneeling muh fuck kissing your hand, "please help us get rid of the wildling threat cause I'm afraid of getting wiped out even though meeting on the field of battle I'll see that the Wildlings are working with Northern Houses just fine, avoided attacking Last Hearth and are following Jon just fine and his sister "
>>70827436
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70827958
The people who betrayed Jon were:
>Alliser Thorne, dedicated Watchman and experienced ranger of 20 years, was a knight of a noble House in the Crownlands
>Bowen Marsh, experienced Steward of the Watch of many years, was a noble from the North who likely volunteered
>Othell Yarwyck, experienced Builder of the Watch for over a decade, from a noble House in the Westerlands
>Olly, Jon Snow's personal steward who had his family and village butchered by wildlings, one wildling with whom Jon was a lover, and the other became one of Jon's most trusted men
so uhhh
what did we learn after the entire house of black and white arc?
>>70828038
>lie
Who are you? I AM TOTALLY NO ONE
>know when others lie
huh?
>assume new identity
>properly
HAHAHAHA
>fight with a stick
10/10 assassin skill, would hire
>poisons
GUYS I CAN POUR OUT A VIAL
>>70828117
They have an amazing PR team.
>>70828094
You do realise that D&D don't think about what will tie into the next season right? They did Dorne on a whim and decided to scrap it rather than try and make it interesting. Why would they care now?
>>70827992
No but you'll get to see snippets of her life for four episodes as she slowly recovers and feels prepared to sail to westeros for another two 10 minute segments across 2 other eps :^).
Confirmed Spoiler:
Davos rips off his mask to reveal that he has in fact been Stannis the whole time, and gives the north a big hug.
>>70828117
Arya can "fight" in the dark
The fuck is Jon thinking? Even he knows that the Wildlings are no match for a properly trained and equipped army - He said so himself back in season 3.
>>70827892
He was appealing to the setting's stupidest folk, of course he had to go for the cheapest shots in the book
>>70827846
No one. Every character will do horrible things but have compelling reasons for doing them. Who is right and who is wrong will be left unclear and there will be no true heroes or irredeemable villains.
>tfw this is going to be the last we see of jaqen
:^)
>>70828094
>Would have been a sensible reason if Davos had experienced the horror of Hardhome and put the fear of the white walkers into him, but he wasn't at Hardhome. They haven't done a scene to give him any reason to believe in it or that Jon is the hero.
>
>Hell, this could have been easily fixed if D&D had thought ahead. Instead of having Davos accompany Stannis and Shireen and then get sent back for supplies, Stannis could have ordered Davos to go along with Jon to Hardhome and have control of his ships that he gave Jon maybe with the agenda of still trying to help secure him the Wildlings for his army. The scene where he had his last talk with Shireen and gave her the stag could have happened at Castle Black instead.
>
>Then shit would have went down and Davos would have actually seen the fucking Night King, rather than naming him out of nowhere, he would see Jon and the NK giving each other the "look" and maybe seen something in him. It's like D&D literally went into writing this season forgetting this wasn't the case.
Agreed
>>70828091
>It's a nonstop Show-and-tell: Cock Edition episode
why is there so much dick this season? dick grabbing, dick axing, dicks peeing and warty, dick jokes, and eunuch mockery.
at least the sexposition of prior seasons moved the plot forward, this cock obsession is just weird.
>>70828187
"Hopefully I die and stay dead and Sansa will leave me the fuck alone"
>>70828131
DELETE THIS
>>70828131
>Who are you? I AM TOTALLY NO ONE
>HAHAHAHA
She might not be able to fully lie to Jaqen or the Faceless Men about who she is, but the Lanna thing shows she can when she's putting on a new identity, and her target Lady crane couldn't tell anything was up, which is important. tywin noticed all the bullshit Arya tried to pull at Harrenhal, with new training, Arya would have fewer holes in her story and make fewer mistakes.
>huh?
Just figured that that would be part of the training, learning to lie and spot lies
>10/10 assassin skill, would hire
She's not looking to get hired so not a problem
>GUYS I CAN POUR OUT A VIAL
What do you think she was smelling when she was blind?
>>70827962
"You freed MY dragons how DARE YOU!"
"Dragons, vhalakarooris the manletgar!"
>Tyrion just talks to the dragons and rides off into the sunset with both of them
>>70828187
Because he read the script and knows Littlefinger will save him
So his only job is to bait Ramsay out of the Castle so Littlefinger can easily kill Ramsay and his supporters
>>70828204
D&D are still apologizing to tumblr for Sansaxrape
Both Arya and Daenerys' plotlines have been 100% pointless.
Arya might as well have never left Westeros since she's about to go back and pick up exactly where she left of before leaving and everything Daenerys has done post 'we don't have enough boats to go to Westeros' several seasons ago has effectively just being filler since she's also right back in that same position.
I’m surprised these GoT Generals are still active.
What is there to discuss anymore? The tv series is such garbage that even showfags realize this and there can be no more speculation on how the books will be adapted, as D&D completely fucked that up and there are no more books (so far) to adapt.
What are you guys even discussing? I surely can't be acting, which is pedestrian at best. It can't be the costumes, as everybody wears the same black leather and rags. It can't be the SFX, which are Sharknado-tier and it sure as shit can be the writing, which is so blatantly bad any discussion can only be about how bad it is.
>inb4 by the start of the next episode, Dany's dragons have already defeated the invading fleet
>>70828187
He just wants to get it over with and die to be honest.
I hope he'd use the environment in some way to his advantage, do some tricky shit, lure Ramsay's forces into a trap, but nope, give the wildlings some training as to what to do if *this* should happen or *that* but nope, he's just gonna do it live
What if Brans vision of Jamie on the throne is a flash forward to after he kills Cersei
>>70828234
they are doing it wrong
like they do everything wrong
GET HYPED FOR EPISODE 9 FAGGOTS
>Jon's assault on Winterfell will be failing
>Someone MUST come to the rescue
>Blackfish is kill
>Knights of the Vale have been telegraphed far too much for it to be a surprising twist
>Only one person remains who can save the dayStannisStannis!!!STANNIS!!!!
Aerys' death in Bran's flashback will be offscreen. Calling it now.
>>70828245
That's okay. Three dragons conquered a whole country, why not a couple of dingys?
>>70828245
This is how almost every battle in GOT goes. Off camera. Except for one or two at the season finales.
>>70828259
It isn't.
>>70828193
>implying he isn't Littlefinger
>>70828234
they can make up for it by doing Jonsa
>>70828271
Varys with the Dornish army
>>70828218
>mother of dragons cucked by the imp
Jesus let it happen.
>>70828259
What if you're a retard?
r8 my oc
>>70828291
Jonsa
Jonsa!!!
JONSA!!!!
>>70828307
hihg speed
>>70828307
7/10
Will the fat man admit the show was a mistake on his deathbed?
>>70828094
He lost his son, his daughterfu and his king, he's full of rage and grief and wants to die
>>70828307
She gonna trip and stab herself in da eye
Nigga wuz never taught to not run with scissors
SMDH
>>70828307
saved/10
>>70828187
His heart's just not in it. He doesn't really want to live anymore but everyone expects him to fight, so he fights.
>>70828243
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
first for Shitvara High Whore of the red whorehouse in slutlantis, the flame of sluts, the light of whoreness , first of all men and slut of all towns for this meme is dead and full of worms
Azor Jon!
Get hype, cleganebowl!
Stannis is alive REEEEE
>>70828235
>Essos scenes are filler
And you're just now realizing this?
>>70828271
SweetRobin saves the day.
I wished you'd seen a combined North, Wildling, Tully and Vale force. Would have made the coming battle look more strategically doable. Instead Jon forces will kick-ass, get pushed back, oh no we're done for, and like Gandaldf, CIA saves the day and gives Sansa sex looks.
>>70828307
Pretty good. Expect to see me posting it in the future.
>>70828307
mediocre effort. Opposing light sources and colors don't match. Try harder.
>>70828326
He'll admit it after Dany, Arya, and Sansa combine their powers to become Captina Westeros and destroy the Night King.
>DUDE LETS JUST CHANGE ICONIC LINES FOR NO REASON
>DUDE LETS KILL THE BLACKFISH OFFSCREEN FOR NO REASON
>DUDE DANERYS IS A MESSIAH THAT CAN DO NO WRONG LMAO
>WHO NEEDS GOOD WRITING WHEN YOU HAVE LE WITTY DWARF SAYING LE EBIN COCK JOKES
>>70828288
Because...?
>tfw don't give a shit about bastardbowl/mereen battle choreography
>just want to know the plot developments
>>70827672
It was a rhetorical question and you knew it
Yet you still replied with 'nigfish' because you thought you were being hilarious
Which army would you fight in?
>The Lannister army, commanded by Jaime Lannister
>The Tyrell army, commanded by Randyll Tarly
>The Tully army, commanded by Brynden Tull- nevermind
>The Stark army, commanded by Jon Snow
>The wildling army, commanded by Tormund Giantsbane
>The Bolton army, commanded by Ramsay Bolton
>The Vale army, commanded by Yohn Royce
>The Dornish army, commanded by Ellaria Sand
>The Faith Militant, commanded by Lancel Lannister
>The Brotherhood without Banners, commanded by Beric Dondarrion
>The Dothraki Khalasar, commanded by Daenerys Targaryen
>The Unsullied, commanded by Grey Worm
>The Second Sons, commanded by Daario Naharis
>The Ironborn army, commanded by Euron Greyjoy
>The army of the dead, commanded by the Night King
>>70828392
Thank you! I'm not the only one then
>>70828387
Because it's in the same scene of him killing the Mad King.
>>70828338
hol up I fucked up the layers a bit, save this instead
>>70828360
will do next time
>>70828398
The Lord of Light's Army, commanded by Kinvara
>>70828398
YOHN ROYCE
>>70828351
If Ramsay found out Robin sent an army to kill him, he'd freak out and lock himself inside the Castle. The Vale and the North would then go through the strenuous process of sieging Winterfell, which would cost a lot of time and men
With Jon baiting Ramsay out of the Castle with his weaker army, he can now have the Vale broadside Ramsay's smaller army and kill them in the open field
Ramsay is then doomed because the few dozen soldiers left in Winterfell aren't prepared for a siege, so the Northern and Vale soldiers will easily break in and storm the castle with minimal casualties
>>70828398
the Lannister army would be the most banterous
>>70828398
>>>The Second Sons, commanded by Daario Naharis
Only reasonable choice desu, I'll get paid and we'll just run away if we see we don't stand a chance since we have no honor and we aren't sworn to any lord
>>70828398
Easily the second sons
>get paid
>no allegiance
>no convoluted honor bullshit
>whoring and drinking when not conquering
>>70828398
None of those.
Tommen AKA incestbabby is not my king ok
I'd be chilling in Dorne with a thousand concubines and some bad pussy.
Annual reminder.
>“My characters who come back from death are worse for wear. In some ways, they're not even the same characters anymore. The body may be moving, but some aspect of the spirit is changed or transformed, and they've lost something,” Martin said.
>“One of the characters who has come back repeatedly from death is Beric Dondarrion, The Lightning Lord. Each time he's revived he loses a little more of himself. He was sent on a mission before his first death. He was sent on a mission to do something, and it's like, that's what he's clinging to. He's forgetting other things, he's forgetting who he is, or where he lived. He's forgotten the woman who he was once supposed to marry. Bits of his humanity are lost every time he comes back from death; he remembers that mission. His flesh is falling away from him, but this one thing, this purpose that he had is part of what's animating him and bringing him back to death. I think you see echoes of that with some of the other characters who have come back from death,” Martin said.
>>70828398
>The Ironborn army, commanded by Euron Greyjoy
all rape all the time
>>70828398
Tyrell
>>70828094
because Davos was never loyal to Stannis and didn't about Shireen, he secretly was always a Jontard because fuck writing having to make any sense at all.
Davos wanting Jon rez'ed up didn't make any sense to begin with, and everything else snowballs from that.
Davos didnt, need jon. He cares about the white walker threat and wants someone to defend against it? Then find someone who will have support. Jon didn't have support (fact emphasized by the fact he got fucking stabbed to death by his own men), he is literally the worst person in the world to lead the fight.
>b-but without Jon the north isn't united!
The Glovers hate all the Stark now, the Bolton hate all the stark, and unless D&D are writing an epic tweest (prob not, given the leaks ) the Umbers are with the Bolton as well.
Bolton + Umber + Glover + the NW under Aliser Thorne is more united than whatever clusterfuck Jon is currently leading with 2k wildlings and 62 Mormont and 1 little girl.
Keep in mind, Jon doesn't know about LF.
So from his PoV, he'll fight 5k men with 3k men Then use the remaining of that army (>) to fight the Others.
EVERYTHING in that plotline is downright retarded.
Jon wants to unite the north against the Others?
He only needs to fall on his sword (or disappear to essos or wtv) and there you go! Better and more united north than what Jon will have even if he wins.
>>70827388
might watch the latest ep again
ill keep you posted
>>70828461
>implying Ramsay "Plot armor" Bolton would hide
The Vale has 10,000 fighting men max.
That's no match for Ramsay's 1000000000000 horsemen.
>>70828398
The Brotherhood so i could be close to senpai Beric
>>70828492
>tfw this is so much more interesting than any of the show's resurrections
D&D are as useless as an Unsullied's condom.
>>70828398
The Unsullied because being an obedient cockless servant for a dominatrix queen is my fetish
>>70828419
Post caps, he has short hair, it's either lazy writing which this show doesn't have or it's incredible foreshadowing, which this show DOES have
>>70828398
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>>70827853
>One Hour of them stabbing each other in the gut
>Next Episode they are completly healed and start over again
>>70828468
>>70828470
nice
One good moment in the ep
> Mountain going Sub-zero
![7059164[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xiqSPf4.jpg "7059164[2].jpg")
Baltimore and NYC
http://grrm.livejournal.com/490176.html
>>70828557
Are they cockless or ballless?
>>70828212
>What do you think she was smelling when she was blind?
I, for one, would like to know what she's smelling, at any/all time.
>>70827388
decided not to watch the latest ep
>>70828534
Except Jon knows Winterfell better than Ramsay, his GOOD MEN, his best hounds and his horsemen ever will.
His side can't lose
>>70828534
The Vale has 35-40K soldiers, although I doubt all of them were sent to the North
Ramsay's army will be 12K according to leaks, so the Vale can crush anything Ramsay can throw at them
>>70828579
>http://grrm.livejournal.com/490176.html
>meetings with my agents, publishers, editors,
OH SHIT HE IS CLOSE TO FINISHING TWOW
>>70828296
d-don't ruin it now.
I'd rather he stays dead than that.
>>70828588
Cockless. If they were balless they'd be eunuchs and pretty much useless as warriors because of low test
>>70828635
They are eunuchs, Martin just doesn't understand biology.
>>70828623
He's not, it's customary for him to visit his editors and shit when he;s in NYC, he can't just avoid them
Brienne should've just knocked Blackfish the fuck out and pulled his body into the boat to be honest
>>70828635
> and pretty much useless as warriors because of low test
Aren't they kinda described that way?
That they're worse fighters than normal warriors but insanely disciplined
>>70828496
Hope you don't need that tongue.
Or that life.
Did you read the tWoW chapter?
He's basically giving up 4 of the top ironborn killer's life for no reason.
Legends, brothers, nieces, he doesn't give a fuck about ANYONE.
There is literally not one post in the world that is worse than Euron's army.
>>70828605
>12k
Why is D&D so shit at writing?
>Robb takes 18,000 men south
>majority of the northern army
>Everyone but boltons and Karstarks lose their armies
>lol Ramsay still have more than half because no one cares about numbers
>>70828496
>>70828572
Have fun with forced labour building a thousand war ships for a year or two
>>70827444
Reminder that all the men (and Brienne) will die fighting the white walkers, and the surviving women in the south will take credit for the victory.
>>70828623
O_____________O
>>70828706
>year or two
Try two episodes, fag.
>>70828655
Well shit, either they're on testosterone therapy with bull testicle extracts or that's just some extremely bad writing.
>>70828697
Plus they'd all look like Varys bodywise. Did they get castrated as children?
>>70828697
>That they're worse fighters than normal warriors
No they aren't...
(book unsullied at least).
They rekt a dothraki horde despite being drastically outnumbered. And you might say Dothrakis are retarded, but Jorah - an experienced fighter - think they'd be a serious threat to westeros because of their fighting style and all that.
>>70827756
implying Aegon VI isn't the real deal
>>70828767
STUPID
LIKE
YOUR HAIRCUT
SMIRKING WHORE
why si no1 talking about teleportation
>briane
>littlefinger
>deny
>theon and asha
are there more ?
>>70828706
>show Euron
ewww, no. I was talking about book Euron
>>70828771
>No they aren't...
>(book unsullied at least).
Pretty sure they are.
I think they just defeated those because they can just stand their without flinching and letting the horse ram into their spears or something
What isPrestonpreparing us this time ?
>>70827773
there's just going to be a deleted scene of stannis ordering some of his men to build him an autism shack
