Why does Rob Zombie cast his wife in lead roles in everything?
because he loves his wife and likes to spend time with her
>>70824688
Maybe he likes his wife to have her own money so she doesnt spend all of his
>>70824688
>probably not his real last name
define real, it's his legal name.
>>70824688
ask Tim Burton
Because he doesn't need to pay her and she's hot and doesn't mind getting naked.
>>70824688
because he wants to
>>70824688
>>probably not his real last name
Damn I think you're onto something
>>70824688
>(probably not his real last name)
Really makes you think.
It wouldn't be so bad if she was actually good (e.g., Burton and Bonham-Carter). But she's just fucking awful aside from the Baby character in Ho1000C. It astounds me how successful she is when she's so shit.
>>70824782
>successful
Isn't she pretty much only in her husband's movies?
Probably because she likes acting and has him by the balls because she's his wife.
>>70824819
Which has a ravenous (albeit niche) audience.
>>70824688
Most successful marriages revolve around listening to and doing things with your wife. You can also continue to be rich or handsome. Usually there's a combination of all four.
Please don't let the bitter virgins on here color your perspective on relationships. The "bitch better make me a sandwich" crew are usually single or dating very low status women. At least, the ones I know IRL.
>>70824688
She was cute once. now she's just average pale, flat-assed burning man attendee.
>>70825016
>low status women
What did he mean by this?
>>70824688
Probably because nobody else want to play in his shitty movies.
>>70825059
That people only like them for their cunts
>>70824727
>>70824741
These. Do you like his movies? That's the question here. I've only watched house of 1000 corpses and the devil's rejects and she was good in both.
>>70825208
She wasn't too bad in his Halloween movies, tho she didn't have as large a role.
Witches of Salem is a fucking trip tho, hooo boy.
>>70825281
There's nothing good about the Halloween remakes.
>>70825321
I liked the first one. The second one wasn't great though.
But anything with Malcolm McDowell in it is ok in my book.
>>70825059
Fat, ugly, broke, or some combo
>>70824688
It's like saying 'LOOK AT MY MUSCLES', but Zombie has committed the ultimate sin by putting the pussy on a pedestal and screaming 'LOOK AT MY FUCKING SMOKEY HOT THOT' like a big bearded bitchboy.