new Rob Zombie kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBHFmLkF-E
thoughts?
i want to fuck sheri
Based Zombie looks alright
underrated director
>>70823689
but a terrible writer
Damn, the poster made me think he was making a movie about the clown guy in the Devils rejects. Disappointed, also why does he insist on casting his wife all the fucking time?
Zombie is legitimately good.
Always has white trash bumpkins in his movies.
>>70823790
Surprised Sig Haig isn't in it.
>>70823589
I appreciate Zombie as someone who loves his craft, and who's completely unpretentious with his subject matter; nevertheless, his brand of horror is mostly insipid fanboy shit. And it makes complete sense that it comes from a tatted-up, long-haired, edgy Metalhead.
I don't find his films particularly shocking nor provocative, yet that's clearly what he aims for in every film.
>serial killers
Check
>juxtaposing jovial music with horrific images
Check
>white trash reciting snappy dialogue
Check
>>70823607
Fuckin THIS.
I'm not one to gush over famous bitches, but Rob Zombie is one lucky motherfucker.
>>70823854
I like his movie for how stupid they are, but actual Rob Zombie fanboys are the worst.
I got into a life-altering car accident on the way to go see him perform in like 2010. Missed the show, but had a chance to see him in 2012 and it was a good fucking show. Actually got to meet with and talk to him for a bit once the set was done, and he is legitimately one of the most genuine dudes I've had the pleasure of meeting. He didn't rush me, he let me tell my story and told me a few of his own. I think we talked for a good 15 minutes, but it felt much longer
I didn't even want his autograph or anything, just wanted to meet him. That was a nice nightI don't really care for his movies, but I still watch them. Horror has never been a favorite of mine
/blog
>>70823935
I'm kinda the same. They're basically dumb, funhouse horror flicks. Yet something tells me that Zombie and his fans always think they're much more shocking than they really are.
I don't know much about Rob Zombie, but I'd be willing to bet that he has a collection of serial killer memorabilia. And he thinks it's super badass lol
>>70823589
I like zombie's direction but he can't write to save his life. He needs to get an actual writer for his flicks.
AND STOP CASTING YOUR ANNOYING ASS WIFE WHO COULDN'T ACT HER WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG!
>>70823972
He does seem like a pretty down-to-earth dude
>>70824261
who cares. he shows off her sweet little bottom in every movie
>>70824261
>AND STOP CASTING YOUR ANNOYING ASS WIFE
I think she's alright.
She's also hot AF, and seems like a good little submissive fucktoy. 10/10
>>70824285
>>70824340
Have you seen her lately? She isn't the same from HO1000C.
>>70824540
Yeah, she's milf-tier now. Fuck it, she's still got it.
>>70823689
Just keep him away from stuff he can ruin and he's fine.
>>70824261
She's not that bad. She's a serviceable actress. Is she going to win any major acting awards? Probably not. But as far as Horror actresses go she's decent.
>>70823689
He was until he came up with the brilliant idea to shit up a horror film staple with a generic suicide killer childhood.
Hopefully he stays away from music for good because being a poor man's Manson pandering to goth tweens was a pretty shitty career move.
Let me guess his wife will be the sole survivor?
>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
>only one rule:
>there are no rules
>>70823589
Its another super old man wanks off over John Wayne Gacy clown imagery for a horror movie episode.
>>70823689
he's a wildly uneven director.
House of 1000 Corpses is still his best movie and that was like mashup horror cinema.
>>70823972
I got to see the white zombie/pantera show when I was in highschool in the 90s. It was one of the best shows ever. I remember someone threw a bag of shrooms on stage. Phil stopped singing and said "we always have people throw weed on stage, but noone ever throws hallucinogens"
>>70824974
It was actually fun and intriguing. Then he turned what was basically a parody into pretentious edgelord shit.
> Whelp wrote myself into a corner better end it with a shootout Tarintino style... but with Freebird!
Name one thing from the trailer that makes this movie different from other generic horror flicks.
Wow the new Children's Hospital movie looks like it's really taken a thematic shift
>>70825346
You're so clever, saying obvious things we all already know. Give yourself a big pat on the back.
>>70825387
Are you butthurt, OP?
>>70825402
>dat comeback
I'm not OP, mongoloid Mike.
Sheri Moon would have been a better Harley Quinn than Fridge Robbie.
>>70825422
Dumb gotposter.
>>70825429
No
I want to be sexually attracted to Harley
>>70825422
>It's an 'OP pretends to be someone else because his favorite movie is shit' episode
>>70823589
Better as a concept creator. He just needs to take munsters, dragula, and satan robots and turn that into a feature somehow.
>>70823589
>horror mastermind
Would still bone Sheri tho
>>70825480
No one has seen the movie. You need to work on those comebacks if you're going to feign superiority, anon. I don't think you're bright enough for this schtick.
>>70825429
Sheri Moon looks like 90 years old so no.
>>70825532
For someone who doesn't seem to care about people's opinions, you certainly seem mad OP.
>>70823589
>>70823607
Do you think Rob Zombie has been cucked?
>>70824852
>Murder school is now in session
>>70825635
He probably invented the damn movement
>>70824675
>halloween was ever a "good" movie and not a laughable slasher b movie
Love this meme
I like surrealism in my horror movies so I don't really have a problem with Zombie's direction.
At least his movies are better for that than other recent overrated "horror" shit.
>>70823589
Rob Zombie is making a Childrens' Hospital movie?
>>70823589
Unrated version???
One thing that separates Zombie's movies from other shit is that they're usually well shot. Lords of Salem had some really beautiful cinematography, but then again the plot was kind of trash.
>>70825756
Oh it wasn't impressive but it at least had original elements to it. Then Zombie comes in and devotes an hour and a half to the question nobody asked in what felt like the world's longest bad police show reenactment.
So it's basically the film slashers but instead of being contestants trying to survive a load of maniac killers they were there involuntarily?
If you wanna check out that one it's this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286975/
It's a pretty fun watch if you're not sober
>>70823972
What happened? You lost your legs?
>>70824675
Carpenter is one of my favorites and I almost like Zombie's take better
>>70825953
I'll take LoS over most recent horror, and I agree Zombie is actually a fairly decent director.
I know Salem had issues because one of the main actors died like 75% into filming his part, and Zombie works on tight budgets, so he had to edit what he had.
>>70823589
>sheri zombie
for gods sake stop putting your ugly ass no talent wife in every one of your movies you stupid fuck
god i liked you better when you made music
>>70826210
what did carpenter say about rob zombies take anyway?
Uh-oh. Mom's gonna freak....
>>70825756
John Carpenter's Halloween is one of the best slashers of all time, faggot.
>>70826423
He has stated that Michael Myers isn't a character and is scariest when he's an animalistic being of pure evil but besides that I don't think he has ever talked shit about the Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. John has been friends with Rob for years so he'll probably never publicly diss Rob's Halloween movies.
Halloween 2 was fucking incredible. I might be the only one to think that though.
Would love to see some cinegrids of Zombie
>>70824852
kek
>>70827374
>Halloween 2 was fucking incredible
Why do people praise Rob Zombie?
What sort of people do?
Hated his Halloween, Hated how much of a back story it had and actually laughed at some scenes because of how forced they felt
Enjoyed Lords of Salem though.
>>70823589
>Horror Mastermind
When I put it into the context that John Carpenter holds that title for me and I compare Rob Zombie to John Carpenter I mean it's just fucking laughable
Did he make this trailer? Is this like taking a mirror selfie with flabby abs?
>>70823589
>SAW meets the devils rejects with some charles Manson shit thrown in
unoriginal but looks fun, 6.8/10
>Casts wife again despite zero talent
>another clown character
>more burlesque old ladies
>more white trash "Mark Twain" dialogue
>shaky cam + dark lighting
>Sherri will be the lone survivor
>Should never be trusted with a camera again after Halloween remakes
The only people who who would watch this are teenage werewolves and juggalos
>>70828327
Looks more original than Conjruing 2, or slasher #17
>>70827374
H1 and H2 remakes back-to-back are great viewing
looks shit
I'm sure Reddit will love it.
>>70824675
Don't dis the music. Have you heard his remix albums? Shit is top tier
>>70823589
More of the same+ cheap hunger games theme mix on a budget= worst than the few decent movies he made.
>>70828590
>looks more original then these remakes and sequels
seriously?
>>70823790
Well you need someone to relate to, right?
>>70827890
Rob Zombie ruined Halloween because
Removed suspense with just slasher killer. Too many unnecessary deaths.
Michael Myers was this 7 foot tall indestructible killer than what he looked like in the original.
Had to follow the terrible Halloween 2 where Laurie is Michael's sister.
Had to tell a terrible back story explaining Michael's terror because of said original Halloween sequel
Terrible dialogue writing where every line is just a poor man's Tarantino
Always with the shaky camera during scenes with the horror/'scary' parts. Can't put it on a tripod, dolly, jib, crane to save his life.
looks GOAT
HOLY SHIT HYPED
>>70830540
31 is everywhere. It's like the number 23 for me. I'm scared
>>70824675
>Poor mans Manson
Its nothing a like. But ya tweens get tired of hearing about monsters from 50s movies unfortunately hes still putting out shitty music.
>>70823589
dude spooky clowns lmao
>>70828502
>>Casts wife again despite zero talent
She was the best part about The Devils Rejects besides Bill Moseley.
>>70828590
>Looks more original
have you seen his other movies? they are basically extensions of themselves. the only one that had a chance was HoaTC and that quickly went to shit when zombie predator man was introduced. So besides Halloween he has around 40 mins of decent horror film
>>70823765
probably because they are married and she's a good actress, you dumb faggot
>>70823765
>also why does he insist on casting his wife all the fucking time?
so even if the movie bombs hes still gettin paid
>>70831239
>Sherri Moon
>best part
Adorable. Do you paint your face like Violent J or Shaggy?
Anyone else find his movies too dark?
>from horror mastermind
>visionary director of
Lets not get carried away here, his flicks are decent at best. This one seems just like the others.
6/10 would watch high with friends.
>>70831728
>horror mastermind
If Rob Zombie approved of this trailer he really needs to check his ego. When I think horror mastermind I think of John Carpenter, David Cronenberg and Wes Craven. Rob Zombie's best flick doesn't come close to the masterpieces those guys made.
>>70823589
having Sherri Moon play a good character is literally my only complaint, this looks fantastic.
>>70823854
>completely unpretentious with his subject matter
what is The Lords of Salem
>>70823589
why does everyone hate the Halloween remakes?
>>70834224
You thought that was pretentious? Berbarian Sound Studio: THAT was pretentious.
>>70823689
fuckoff Amaranth
This guy is like the Dragonforce of directors.
Trailer should have ended when McDowell announced that all they had to do was to survive. Fuck the gore reel they had after that, spoiled too many kills.
>>70834321
much more memorable than the friday the 13th remake and a much higher respect for the source material than Elm Street remake
>>70834472
The hardest metal known to man?
>>70834683
>higher respect for the source material
You're talking about the Halloween remake, right? The movie that has zero understanding of the original film or Michael Myers as a character?
>>70834683
>and a much higher respect for the source material than Elm Street remake
Making Michael Myers into an emo, chubby, long-haired faggot is paying respect to the source material?
I can only wonder how terrible the Elm Street must've been.
>>70834224
A movie that nobody saw
![Halloween.II.2009.[Directors.Cut].1080p.Bluray.DTS.x264-GCJM.mkv_snapshot_00.28.55_[2016.06.15_00.58.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yXJ0S2G.jpg "Halloween.II.2009.[Directors.Cut].1080p.Bluray.DTS.x264-GCJM.mkv_snapshot_00.28.55_[2016.06.15_00.58.50].jpg")
>>70823589
Zombie is a very good director, but I don't think he can ever top (personally) the greatness of Halloween II.
>tfw love hurts
>>70825635
>makes his wife act slutty in every movie he makes
Gee I wonder
>>70823589
>DUDE SLASHERS LMAO
And always a mask or facepaint. Give it a fucking rest.
>>70825953
LoS was absolutely thrilling film about person that can't be helped, or doesn't even wan't help, and how he/she is burning out and giving him/herself to the addiction completely, full time, without any real moral judgement.
Good film, very beautiful.
"horror genrefags" don't deserve Zombie at all
>>70823589
What's Rob Zombies obsession with casting the biggest looking white trash redneck hicks in his movies?
>>70835987
That's part of his aesthetic in most of his films. Why does it trouble you?
His remakes are better than any other Halloweenie film out there, and it's not even a fair competition.
Looks bretty good... Obviously kinda like Saw, but those movies sucked after number 2.
Btw, is Lord of Salem worth watching?
>>70834410
>Berbarian Sound Studio
was it good?
I wanted to watch that.
