>>70818154
Previous
First for Arya Bravos story arc is bad writing.
Azor Baelish
>>70820048
The only reason Bobby B didn't hire a faceless man to kill Caloreesi for example, was that it'd be too expensive.
I guess we're supposed to believe that skill wise she's at the level of any other faceless assassin, who's now gone rogue and will kill people without their restrictions for example not killing people they know etc.
So she'll probably kill some major characters and then fuck off.
At least I hope that's what it is.
Why was Jamies storyarc so trés butcheré?
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>>70820136
Nah he just knew that Faceless Men are fucking useless retards who can't kill a little injured girl.
>>70820141
Go to bed, Preston.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Arya probably gained the ability to cut faces off and transform into another person.
>>70820125
Yeah but they got good amateur gastroenterologists
>>70820141
this should become pasta
>>70820157
preston is european
>>70820141
>Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Short, ugly, hairy...it fits!
>>70820141
>Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Part of me still hopes that Tommen is pulling something but I can't have too much hope for this show.
>Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
These have been some pretty tough times for Preston. All his autistic theories are being disproved and GRRM ignored him to talk about pizza.
>Arya
Plotline ruined by boring illogical bullshit
>North
Plotline ruined Sansa being a massive moron but treated like some kind of genius, Northern houses being cut just for a dumb Stark-Bolton showdown
>King's Landing
Plotline ruined by no Cersei madness
>Riverlands
Plotline ruined by awful Blackfish death and Jaime only there to satch Cersei's punani
>Meereen
Fucking garbage holy fuck it's truly awful
What reason is there to keep watching this show?
>>70820168
she leveled up after killing Waif?
>>70820141
>Westeros is to the west but what's west of Westeros?
Arya/ Farwynd adventures to the west when?
>>70820192
Bran, they haven't completely ruined his story yet. It's shit, but not totally off the rails.
So do you think we'll ever get to see Valyria properly in the show for the final season?
>>70820119
no they are even worse
>>70820225
You mean a flashback? I hope not. Fuck Valyrians
>>70820223
why did Benjen feed him blood?
>>70820181
It is a pasta, and idiots keep eating it up
>>70820199
Yes. She had enough points for Face-Off after allocating most of them to Auto-Regen and Fighting in the Dark to defeat the Waif.
You see last episode, she cut off her face and put it in the hall of faces. It's useable, and we will see this new ability of hers in the last episode.
>>70820243
Nutrition
>>70820243
ColdBenjen is the new Bloodraven being controlled by hibernating Children so he can continue to force Bran to do his/their will.
Also blood has protein and shit.
This whole High Sparrow bullshit story arc has really de-railed this show. It is way too far along for this type of bullshit. This is some shit that should have occurred like 2 seasons ago or something. We are too far into the game and too close to the end for this horseshit. It's just annoying and uninteresting.
>>70820229
put your trip back on brad
>>70820218
Ah yes Arya isn't just Wovlerine she's also Columbus lol! such progressive genius girl!
>>70820229
holy shit.
thank god i never read the books. however, in fairness to GRRM, he mentioned the Accursed Kings which looks really good.
>>70820239
Nah I mean for some reason Dany or whoever decides to visit Valyria to acquire something.
Gerion Lannister and all the others who went "missing" there was left as a Bermuda Triangle mystery. It'd be interesting to have the fog of myth lifted around it.
>>70820263
but the waif already changed faces, so wasn't it already in the hall of faces?
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4nyjr0/spoilers_extended_the_arya_situation_just/
Seems the show skeptics are finally having their say and not getting downvoted to morrowind
>>70820229
>"Those are the most famous lines in asoif"
as determined by a random /lit/ autist for the sole purpose of spreading his autism? delete this image and delete yourself
Riverrun best run
>>70820265
>>70820267
why not giving him the rabbit
>>70820287
Or was it?
>>70820284
Didn't Tyrion and Jorah already pass by Valyria?
>>70820263
>Faceless men magic is now just cutting off faces of people you kill
Why do D&D hate magic and mystery and then make a show about books with all that stuff?
>>70820267
Nah Benjen is literally controlled by Bloodraven who warged him, he knows way too much for just a pawn and said that Bloodraven sent him, which he could only have done after they were gone from the cave
>Brienne non-chalantly reveals Sansa's plan to Jaime and tries to convince him to help her episode
>>70820229
Should've made a comparison to other fantasy books.
>>70820299
Feeding blood helps Bran's warging and greensight but the show cut that line down to make time for Tyrion jokes, Sansa being helpless or something.
>>70820299
Who's to say he didn't?
>>70820294
lol @ tully fucking shits
>>70820279
>Thank god I never read the books
>Oh well I guess they're shit because this image on 4 chins told me so
>>70820308
it's ok though, the Lannisters won't help the Boltons because they harbored Sansa and wed her to Ramsey while she was suspected of murdering Joffrey and they were allied with the Lannisters
"Nailed it"- D&D
>>70820343
varys knew this
>>70820107
We've seen his body, where the fuck did his head go? Is Brienne keeping it with her?
>>70820308
Brienne was always a simpleton
First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros.
>>70820229
Do people really read these dozen or so lines, and forget about the 3000+ other pages of the series?
wew lad
who's hyped for more Sansa bitching next episode?
>Man who have fought white walkers, mutineers and cannibal wildlings
>also came back from the dead
>"I've fought men worse than Ramsay!"
>woman who has never seen true combat and that the worst thing that happened to her was having her cunt used for what it was meant to
>"YOU DONT KNOW HIM! REEEE"
Someone post the you've chosen wisely in bending the knee gif pl0x
>>70820302
To be fair that was fogs,pillars and stonemen. Not much in terms of what's actually in there.
>>70820358
I agree. She can't really think more than 15 minutes ahead. She just charges straight ahead and doesn't use her head much. I bet because of that she gives great head, though. Hnnnnnggggh....
Why did Edmure "Can't hit for shit" Tully gave up his castle for a son he doesn't knew and a wife he didn't wanted?
>>70820395
Show-Edmure is a retard
>>70820395
Because it was the right thing to do.
>THE AMERICAN
>TOLKIEN
holy shit lads that was nice joke
tea time
>>70820395
Jaime's offer was reasonable and was fantastic at best
>your kid will be raised in abundance in casterly rock
>will be raised as a galant knight
>will own a keep when he reaches proper age
>>70820395
Family. Duty. Honour. In that sequence.
>>70820395
Or just (potentially) saving the lives of all those men.
dawn out bloodbath where they lose anyhow
vs
only losing the land
>>70820390
Yeah but Sansa knows about his 20 good men and his unknown number of good dogs.
>>70820107
you have to spend week with you got waifu
how do you make her fall in love with you?
>>70820395
"Because in their words the "family" comes first"
t.Dabid
PRESTON VID FUCKING WHEN
>>70820192
Sneks
>>70820431
I show her what a great sense of humour, kind heart and large bank balance I have
>>70820421
But that's bullshit. The Tully's are worthless and Edmure is just a liability that's going to get murdered by the Freys so his son can be their puppet.
In the end I guess he just didn't want to get catapulted into the castle.
>>70820390
She also thinks mocking the greatest commander in Westeros is funny, even though her only achievement till date is losing her virginity.
>>70820395
>What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms … or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
>>70820136
How does the pricing work if that B rate actress was able to hire them?
Do they scale it based on the position of power someone is in or some shit?
First for arya better be dead and waifu wearing her face.
>>70820431
Become """"no one""" in a week long training montage, and then wear Bran's face.
someone please tell me how arya survived that brutal stabbing and twisting the knife deep in the gut with just some simple bandage
it she was supposed to survive why did they make that scene so brutal? it makes no sense, at that time at that time a stabbing like that would be certain death even today you would be insanely lucky to survive
>>70820466
can anybody explain the origin of the "VERY FAST" meme to me?
>>70820466
waif was incompetent retard anyway
>>70820466
>Arya kept calling herself no one
>Waif kills her and takes her face
>Finally a girl is no one
I endorse this plotline. I hope it happens.
>>70820390
Fucking kek, underrated !
name one character portrayed better in show than book
hard mode: no Bronn
>>70820421
>Trusting the Lannisters
>>70820466
Sorry, but the big twist that's coming is LF saving the North with his Vale Knights. There won't be anything else except mb the NW will finally fall.
>>70820498
Tywin Lannister is an easy example.
I think The Hound is done quite well.
>>70820218
maybe she will end up in sossos
>>70820480
She acquired Wolverine-like instahealing powers from her wolf.
>>70820511
>>70820498
Ramsay until season 5. He had more ambiguity and the actor is awesome. Starting with S5 his writing became utter shit.
>>70820511
>the hound
btr
>>70820498
The Hound
Bran, though obviously his story line was pretty gutted and the show doesn't care about him because he isn't a strong woman.
>>70820447
tbf Jaime would have kept his promise. He's some what of a changed man but yes Edmure wouldn't have known this.
>>70820524
She clearly didn't heal overnight. Her wounds reopened after some parkour. I don't know why you fags keep complaining that she got mutant healing when she clearly doesn't
>>70820525
The actor is hamming it to fuck
>>70820136
Maybe he just didn't want to hire one because they're fucking useless if they couldn't even kill one girl.
>>70820461
They make you give something valuable relative to you.
>>70820498
Robert Strong is pretty cool, he wasn't so imposing in the book.
I can't honestly say I remember much of the first book but I remember being very impressed by Bobby Baratheon back in season 1
Charles Dance made for the perfect Tywin, and I think Iwan Rheon was about as good a Ramsay as anyone could have hoped for
>>70820498
>>70820511
The Hound is a good portrayal and adaptation but is not better than book Version.
They took away the depth of his and his brother's relationship, how He doesn't want to be a knight and live in hypocrisy, and would rather be true to himself that he's no better than a thug, and Gregor's knighting whilst having no sliver of honor
>>70820515
GRRM in all his literary genius calls it sothoryos.
>>70820544
Actually I should have added Joffrey here. Show Joff displayed some level of intelligence and drive that book Joff didn't have. It made him more interesting that he tried to take some control over his life and realized what Tywin was doing. He also knew to worry about Dany too when nobody else in KL seemed to notice.
>>70820498
Tywin and Joffery.
>>70820480
because muh shock value over internal consistency
>>70820555
Yes, by now. Back then it was fun.
>>70820498
>>70820551
Except that even when they opened it didn't seem to bother her much, could still kill an elite assassin, and looked completely at ease after killing the waif.
She hasn't perfected her powers yet but wounds are no longer a problem for her, and would soon have valyrian steel coating her skeleton.
>>70820578
Perfect, if there's one thing that was missing from the show it's velociraptors
>>70820357
>>70820590
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4nyjr0/spoilers_extended_the_arya_situation_just/
>>70820597
Bookfags will defend his character in the books but you are 100% right.
>>70820597
>kinslayer
>retard
I don't even give a fuck about the eyepatch but the god-killing psycho-pirate of the book is menacing as fuck. Show-euron is an opportunist.
How did Bloodraven become the three eyed raven?
He was a murderer who slayed his own kin with dark magic. Becoming a mystical wise treeman isn't exactly the type of thing you would expect.
>>70820571
he's too good looking for ramsay
>>70820556
Arya and Waif were both apprentices you dimwit.
>arya defeats the character she previously struggled against terribly, while bleeding out from being stabbed in the gut
>after a terribly straining chase that shows how out of shape she is
>with a weapon she hasn't seen in years and hasn't trained with at all
>>70820421
Yeah, specially the part of bringing him to casterly rock via FUCKING CATAPULT BECAUSE MUH SISTER'S CUUUUUUUUHNT
>>70820616
No way I am clicking that link.
>>70820639
So does that mean Jaqen was literally the only Faceless Man?
>>70820633
That kid who plays Pod should have been Ramsay.
>>70820632
Why the fuck not? murderers can't become mystical immortal sorcerers? seems very fitting to his character tbqh
so is Brienne the best knight/duelist right now? Can anyone best her?
I guess the Bronn would wreck her since he doesn't mind using tricks but still...
>>70820390
>>"YOU DONT KNOW HIM! REEEE"
>Jon Snow is going to get Stannis' "No more than he knows me," line
Is Stannis the most KEKED character in the show?
>>70820639
No they weren't, dumbass. Waif was a Faceless Man.
>>70820390
why do you guys assume the lines are in this order ?
maybe in the episode Jon says something like "this war is pointless and a waste of men, i'll go to Ramsay and ask him to settle this with a duel" and she just responds with "you don't know him" because she knows Ramsay is a psychopath who just wants blood and death and will refuse the duel.
>>70820629
The Valyrian steel armor is probably a ruse. Whoever made that chart doesn't understand how the unreliable narrator works.
>>70820661
there is only one assassin at a time. when it's time to decide for an heir, two candidates are chosen. The one that kills the other becomes the new many faced god.
So now
Aria = Many faced god
Euron = Drowned god
who is the lord of light? Who are the seven?
>>70820498
I think Ned came across better in the show simply because he'd been aged up and Sean Bean lent the character a veteran look and you could see he'd been burdened for a long time. Whereas in the book Ned is in his early thirties or some shit and the character loses some of that.
>>70820681
No, Brienne is literally the best fighter in the show. Sansa should just sic her on Ramsay and no number of good men or dogs (who would disappear in her presence) could save him.
>>70820633
In real life he's a sexy beast certainly but they toned that down quite well I thought
>>70820395
Tbh he was going to lose riverun either way. It was up to him how much blood that would take.
>>70820605
>didn't seem to bother much
Except the whole part where she was grabbing her gut and limping away
>can still kill an elite assassin
She had an advantage because she did the blind training thing. Also from Jaqen's lines it's implied Waif was letting her emotions take over which translated in worse combat skills
>looked completely at ease after killing the waif.
It is not known how much passed between killing the Waif and putting her face in the temple. You are assuming she did all things in sucession for some reason, but it's perfectly possible she took time to patch herself up, remov Waif's face and go back to the temple
>>70820681
No she's just a big Hodor-tier brute with some training
>>70820639
Wrong.
>>70820644
But the room was dark, lad :^^))
Get it? It's because she was blind for a while, see
So when the room went dark she now had the advantage :^)
See they established something and it had payoff in the end :^)
storytelling 101 lad
>>70820630
Meh. Book Euron is just a giant red herring. Pretty much confirmed after the forsaken.
Daenerys will burn him the moment he sets foot on Meeren. His valirian steel armor belongs to someone else...
>>70820706
That's true.
In general I liked them aging everyone up.
>>70820671
He's known for being an evil sorcerer, not a good one.
He'd need a good reason to turn 180 and none was ever given.
>>70820661
Who knows, the storyline is so retarded it's not even really worth discussing. I guess the real faceless men are out doing some work and """""""Jaqen"""""""" is just there to train new ones or something
>>70820498
None of them. The books are magic.
>Friendly reminder that most Lords of the North, including Lord too fat to sit a horse, don't bend their knees to Sansa and Jon until Sansa's cousin gives her an army larger than every Lord combined in the North
>friendly reminder that the North has completely fucking forgot the Boltons fucked them over and they'll all be bending their knees in fear of Robin Arryn instead of respect for the Starks
>>70820696
>he thinks Valyrian steel armor is a ruse
Oh anon, book Euron is the real deal.
>>70820729
Wouldn't it have been way cooler if the killed the light without touching the candle? Like you know, whatdancer nina-style.
>>70820722
>>70820694
Okay, why am I wrong and when was this information revealed to us?
>>70820192
only reason im keep watching is for the memes desu senpai
>>70820729
Make it stop.
>>70820498
Azor Jaime
>>70820732
>implying Euron isn't the final boss
>>70820671
He was already an immortal sorcerer before he became treeman, he just wasn't good.
I don't see why he would give up everything he fought for, especially with the immense power he supposedly had that made him like a God, according to the Hedge Knight.
My question is, why would a man with such power and opportunity give it all up to live north of the wall as a tree with a bunch of frog ladies.
>>70820741
That all depends on what happens to Rickon and Bran, the real Stark heirs.
I'm hoping zombie Jon will show his true colors when one of them shows up by killing him so he can take power because he always wanted to be the "Stark" controlling Winterfell. And he'd either murder or force-marry Sansa to enforce it.
Though Preston would be happy if Sweetrobin became king of da norf.
>>70820498
Joffrey
Sansa (because of the North shit and she is still just a puppet of LF)
Tywin (for obvious reasons)
Catelyn
The Hound
>>70820736
>He's known for being an evil sorcerer
Is he? I though he was just a targ loyalist who used less than honest but efficient means to further the targ cause.
wikifag here btw
>>70820732
Book Euron will sack oldtown after destroying the Redwyne fleet with Krakens and will bring down the wall. I don't know why people think he is just a red herring.
>>70820737
>Jaqen
He was literally killed by a guy who took his face when Arya fucked up.
>>70820743
Aeron was drugged, starving and tortured. Now even if it was VSA, how the fuck could he tell? It just needs to be something people believe to be what Euron tells them it is. This is pretty much one of the basic messages of the story. Power resides blablabla.
>>70820712
>Except the whole part where she was grabbing her gut and limping away
Right before running like a canon and jumping everywhere.
>She had an advantage because she did the blind training thing
Every Faceless gets that training. And Arya certainly had enough emotions in that scene, yet she still defeated a completely healthy and better skilled opponent.
>It is not known how much passed between
The blood on the floor was still wet, so very little time. It would had taken her days and weeks to heal from all this action, by all rights she should be dead, but she LITERALLY has plot armour from GURM's wife.
>>70820729
If they had just set it up so that it was a trap all along then it'd be fine. Okay, so you knew she was gonna come for you so you lured her to your lair where you had a sneaky trick up your sleeve.
I can believe that. But no, the hack frauds had to end Ep. 7 with a cliff hanger and a le OMG moment.
>>70820597
Am I the only one who REALLY FUCKING liked this scene? It gave me so much hope for Euron in the show, but then Kingsmoot happend.
The scene was literally flawless and portrayed bookEuron so well.
>>70820743
Euron is the westerosi equivalent of someone with heroin addiction, a crazy homeless person with delusion of grandeur.
He will die, soon.
His horn won't work. Aeron is tripping because of the shade that it is unrealiable as fuck by itself.
>>70820792
Don't forget the belly slide
>>70820736
>He's known for being an evil sorcerer
By certain people
>not a good one.
Who implied working with the CotF was "good"?
>>70820781
Show Sansa is terrible, she acts like a bitch all the goddamn time. Plus it was just terrible casting.
Book Sansa learned to "play the game" by being charming and likeable which makes sense for someone with her background and goals. Her character might develop a subtle intelligence that would serve her well instead of stomping around and acting like a cunt.
Also she was whitewashed too much in the show.
>>70820697
Bran is all of them you foolalso the seven just refers to the political structure of westeros, they're not really Gods. Bernie's been trying to remove the father and mother roles from Jaime and Cersei and give them to Tommy and Marge since he sees them as easier to manipulate
>>70820754
When was it revealed she is an apprentice?
She clearly is already "no one", she can tell when Arya is lying, she is not getting any training and she can test Arya. And this is just from the show.
>>70820754
>Okay, why am I wrong and when was this information revealed to us?
Because the waif showed she can switch faces, because she's the one training Arya and seems to have Jaqen's complete trust? she's obviously a graduate.
>>70820815
>Also she was whitewashed too much in the show.
Explain.
>all these plebs thinking Euron is just some chump
Prepare to be shocked.
>>70820815
but she CLEARLY doesn't know how to play the game? She literally defended Littlefinger in front of the lords of the vale when she could be safe with them and bring an end to LF
She doesn't know how much she is being used in the books. She is still a naive child.
> 2016
> people still not realising Arya, John and Danny are the only unkillable characters.
Apart from those 3, I'm guessing 90% of the current cast will be dead by the time the show ends.
>>70820819
>Bernie's been trying to remove the father and mother roles from Jaime and Cersei and give them to Tommy and Marge since he sees them as easier to manipulate
That would really depend on him knowing nothing of Marg and the Tyrells in general, unless he was planning on using Marg and Tommen to oust Cersei by making her do something stupid.
>>70820765
>>70820788
Nah, m8. He and his whole fleet will be buttraped by the dothraki.
He will try. He will fail.
Euron is nothing but a red herring. He's the Stannis the Mannis of ASOIAF.
I had hopes for him if he was the drowned god himself, but I doubt it. He is just a psycopath.
I wouldnt be surprised if he gets eaten by a kraken for fucking up with aeron.
>>70820782
He's know for practicing stuff like shadowbinding. As to whether the fear displayed towards him is justified because he's evil, or not it's never made clear but it leans towards evil like most Targs.
Thought he did shoot down his own kin while he was honorably trying to save his enemy's life.
>>70820824
>>70820833
Fine, whatever, like I said the whole storyline is so retarded I don't really even want to discuss it
>>70820839
What if he kills Dany right before she could take the throne?
How will tumblr fags react?
>>70820839
Euron is a chump in the show. Problem is, he's going to materialize a fleet out of nowhere because the plot says so. Not to mention show has become HORRIBLE at establishing passage of time and omitted the horn.
>>70820798
>If they had just set it up so that it was a trap all along then it'd be fine. Okay, so you knew she was gonna come for you so you lured her to your lair where you had a sneaky trick up your sleeve.
They literally did. They showed you Arya taking Needle and setting up camp in the dark very clearly immediately after her refusal to kill Lady Crane. I would also assume she knew the Waif would stab her somewhere non fatal since she wanted her to suffer.
>>70820736
"Evil" isn't something you really see in reality. People mostly think what they're doing is right, barring perhaps psychopaths.
I imagine coming across extremely good information on everyone all across time would temper your values a bit. You'd be able to really understand thoroughly everything from every viewpoint.
With such good information and mental abilities, you'd naturally skew towards neutral, at the very least.
>>70820804
well it basically doesn't work, because whoever winds it dies horrifically because they aren't Valyrian and don't have fireproof lungs. I think it probably only summons dragons also, it probably doesn't tame them.
>>70820847
Arya could very easily be killed.
Tyrion has more plot armour than she does desu
>>70820834
They left out her forgetting about Arya's existence (and really, the extent of her bullying) and her being a bitch to Jon, which ended up getting kind of forced in without being addressed. She's also going to make Sweetrobin OD. Didn't they also leave out her betraying Ned too?
>>70820843
I should have said she was starting to learn how to play the game. Yes, she is still a naive child but learning to build up her social graces and get people onto her side is an important skill to have.
>>70820847
i can understand Arya and Dany but what's wrong with Jon ?
>>70820851
>implying he won't be riding the kraken
The dothraki are like mongols, who as we all know have a fantastic history of naval based combat
>>70820886
>Arya could very easily be killed.
ARYA HAS LITERAL PLOT ARMOUR GURM'S WIFE MAKES SURE OF THAT YOU FUCKING HOMO RETARD SHE SHOULD HAVE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES YET KEEPS GETTING THE UPPER HAND
>>70820914
Except that they fear the sea.
>>70820900
Yet in the show she is right in the fucking Northern warfare trying to take away the North from Ramsay. I agree she is whitewashed, but I prefer her more as her child counterpart in the books.
>>70820872
Oh yeah in the show he is but not in the books. People are underestimating thinking he is all talk but I think he isn't. Readers are expecting just that which is why I think Grrm won't have him be that and he will be the villain for the final act. Remember in the books we don't even have the Night King other. We don't have a final confirmed boss, but I think Euron will become just that. The new night king.
>>70820870
>Euron gets rejected
>Euron says bitch, I am the fucking STORM
>Euron tries to kill her with some magic item (which he reveals soon)
>Ends up killing a dragon instead
It's gonna happen.
>>70820922
Wouldn't you in their position? Sea is basically their natural enemy.
>isn't drinkable
>can't fight on it with horses
>>70820886
> Arya could very easily be killed.
How can you seriously say that after last episodes bullshit.
She'll live until the end. I want tyrion to survive until the end too but i feel like he'll die eventually
>>70820914
I fucked it up. I meant it, the moment Euron and his fleet set foot on land to try and persuade Danny like he will try to do.
But he is fucked. He will die, I've been in this ride for far too long, Euron is cool and all, but he will be the plot device that GRRM will use to show that Danny is not that dumb.
I can almost see how it will turn out. She will kill Euron and take his ships.
>>70820956
>>70820921
Now that she's done with Braavos, she's going to kill maybe 2 people off her list and then what?
Her purpose ends with that. Could happen very soon.
>>70820850
Yeah that's pretty much it. Also, locking someone on a cage until their spirit is broken and constantly reminding them that you still have their brother as captive is generally a good way to manipulate someone dontcha know
>>70820778
Rickon is confirmed going to die, and it's confirmed that the Northern Lords who sit out of the bastardbowl are going to Winterfell in episode 10 to beg for forgiveness for not helping the Starks
It's just pathetic that book Stannis has more Northern support than show Jon and Sansa because the North actually cares in the books and wants revenge no matter what
But in the show, the North just accepts Jon and Sansa are doomed, and then after Sansa's cousin marches in Littlefinger and exterminates 3/4 largest Houses in the North, the remaining Northern Lords will bow in fear of Robin rather than in respect for the Starks
>>70820990
>and then what?
And then she becomes le badass queen assassin with valyrian steel claws for all the fangirls and landwhales to self-insert into.
>>70820879
No good man promises someone passage and then murders him upon landing on your shore.
Yeah he was protecting the realm blah blah from the last Blackfyre, still doesn't make him a good man. Aenys Blackfyre wasn't looking for war either.
>>70820922
I thought that was pretty obviously sarcastic, sorry mate I'll try harder next time
>>70820900
Not a /pol/trad but they white-washed literally every woman in the show. Including Cat and Arya.
>>70821017
Shock value>happy fan service ending
>>70820990
IF SHE KILLS BASED WALDER WE RIOT
DEATH TO THE STARKS
>>70820644
>with a weapon she hasn't seen in years and hasn't trained with at all
I'm sure she was desu
>>70820181
>preston is european
literally what? doesn't he live in new jersey?
>>70821017
Arya isnt even that popular among the tumblr crowd
They like traditional strong womyn like Sansa and Dany
So now Jaqen is the only one left at their temple?
Who do you reckon lights all those candles?
Would he do it himself? Seem like a tedious chore
>>70821031
Neurotypicals are not allowed in these threads.
>>70821032
They kind of destroyed Shae's character. She was whitewashed to begin with and they made her Sansa's caretaker and then she betrayed Sansa and acted like a total cunt to fan favorite Tyrion and made him cry.
>>70820968
I just think she'll reject his help in favour of stronk lez and dickless. He will not like this turn of events and will try to get her dragons on his side with the horn, effectively taking her dragons hostage
>>70821052
He lives in Germany.
>>70821052
He's American but lives in Germany
>>70820936
I'm digging for this
>>70821002
If you forgot the books for a minute, it kind of makes sense that the Northern houses wants the starks to fuck off. Robb was fucking retarded on the show, single-handedly wiped out his family legacy.
Meanwhile, in the books, it also makes more sense for them to want revenge no matter what because Robb wasnt that much of a ignoramus, and they knew they were following a 15 year old kid into war, and things like guest rights, kinslaying and kingslaying are taken more seriously in the books.
All I am saying is that each scenario makes sense in its respective media.
It is, after all, an adaptation.
>>70821090
>>70821091
oh shit, I knew he was there visiting earlier this year but didn't know he actually lives there
>going to fucking riotmore on the other side of the world just to ask grrm a question or two
>>70820482
Very fast doggo
>>70821069
No one does.
>>70821087
"Euron reveals himself" could be a lot of things but the actor who played him said he has a lot of killing to do this season but so far he only has killed one guy. He's got to do something.
>>70821069
>Who do you reckon lights all those candles?
No one :^)
HAHAHAHAHA GET IT? CUZ HE'S NO ONE
I'm glad we're done with that shit
>>70821087
Yeah but the only true horn, the one who works, is with sam, that will probably bring down the wall and it is the cover of the winds of winter.
His horn is a fake, or a trap, and if he tries to play it, he will burn like a sunovabitch. Or worse, brings more dragons for Danny, or enrage her three dragons to the point that they eaten him imediately.
Look, just like the woman being raped by five dwarves is just an allegory for the war of the five kings, the marriage between dragon and kraken is just Danny taking hold of the greyjoy fleet.
>>70821101
Except that even if we ignore the books, a lot of their family members were betrayed and killed by the Boltons.
The Boltons are also a bad bet for the North (hated, in theory, by much of the North but they also betrayed the Lannisters). It's an unstable situation that will affect them all.
>>70821073
In the book Cat says something like "I wish it was you" to Jon, when Bran fell from the tower. In the show she revealed that she prayed for Jon when he was sick once. Same with Arya who simply enjoys killing.
>>70820990
Idk. Become Sansa's assasin or some shit.
I highly doubt they'd build her story line for what would end up being 7 seasons just to make her kill 2 people and immediately die. The writers are autists but they're not that stupid. Plus Jon likes Arya way more than he likes Sansa. They'd survive together I think.
>>70820107
When episode 7 was released, I remember some people posting cryptic summaries of the last 3 upcoming episodes. I remember that description for episode 10 was something like 'Briene is reunited with an old friend', hinting at Lady Stoneheart
My request is, does anyone have those descriptions? Did it come true for episode 8?
>>70821059
If they gave half a shit about the tumblr crowd then Sansa wouldn't have been raped
I just hope Salsa dont make a dick move on Jon.
"ty for taking WF now GET OUTTT BASTARD!"
>>70821204
words are wind bruh
>>70820792
>Right before running like a canon and jumping everywhere.
And after a few jumps she completely collapsed. Also remember the effect adrenaline has in your body in danger situations
>Every Faceless gets that training
She went blind as a punishment by Jaqen. There is no evidence whatsoever to point out Waif went though the same.
>The blood on the floor was still wet, so very little time
Starting from the fact she doesn't need to be 100% for the scene, only able to walk, and going though the fact she didn't necessarely skinned Waif's face right after she killed her, it's important to realize sometimes people survive unlikely situations. Sometimes people get shot in head and somehow survive. Yes, Arya's survival was stretched, but that doesn't mean she has mutant healing
>>70821169
Poor Vic is going to get himself killed thinking he has command over it. He's getting played by Euron and worst part is he knows it and but thinks he is outsmarting him while actually doing exactly what Euron wanted him to do in the firs place.
List of Freys who have died so far
>Stevron
>Ryman
>Tion
>Jinglebells Aegon
>Cleos
>Petyr Pimple
>Merrett
>Rhaegar
>Symond
>Jared
>Little Walder
>Aenys
Freys currently in immediate danger
>Hosteen
>Black Walder
>Big Walder
>Rosilin
>Gatehouse Amie
>Fat Walda (Dead in show, along with little Walder Bolton and her husbando Roose)
>Edwyn
Has any house suffered even half as much as the House of Frey? And still you have fat losers sitting at home trying to pass moral judgement on them, shameful.
>>70821211
It was a miscalculation that wont happen again
>>70821225
Not the guy you're talking to, but I remember in the books the part where she goes blind isn't as a strict punishment but as a development of her training. She even continues to live at the ninja headquarters during that time.
>>70821218
I'm hoping Jon will do something like to be honest.
There has to be some personality change after being resurrected right? He can't just be the same guy ... right?
>>70821249
>List of Freys who have died so far
Not enough
Considering how GoT is full of hollywood tropes,this is how I imagine the ending to be. White Walkers and their army will overwhelm the combined Westerosi army, and when all hope is lost, Dany will sweep in with her Dragons and army JUST IN TIME. Dany's army will defeat the wights and Jon will fight the Night's King 1v1. After the NK is defeated, everyone will proclaim the Targs as the rightful rulers and Jon and Dany will get married to become the new King and Queen and live happily ever after.
Screenshot this.
>>70821225
> there are ACTUALLY people defending the logic in episode 8
Jesus fucking christ. You can't even stand with a knife wound through your abdomen. Let alone jump around and fight.
It's just shit writing.
>>70821255
That may be the case, but the show and the books are pretty much parallels worlds at this point and in the show Jaqen made her blind to punish her
>>70821218
Things are going to get awkward once the female legitimate heir has more loyal troops than the male bastard, especially since Jon and Sansa don't get along that well
cast him
>>70821249
>you will never penetrate roslin for her first time and impregnate her with 100% efficiency
>>70821261
Fingers crossed that he's the one to kill Rickon.
>>70821280
Yeah, someone is going to get fucked over here.
>>70821286
>>70821261
>Berric Dondarrion
>death is a punishment
>whenever he dies he loses part of his humanity and who he is
>Jon Snow
>only died once but everything seems to be fine
>lost nothing
>still who he has always been
Come on DnD something has to have been lost.
Daily reminder that robb was literally retarded and decided to be a horny oathbreaker instead of staying true to his work.
Are you goatfuckers ready?
>>70821324
Reminder that she isn't even a Frey as Based Walder pulled a fast one and dressed up some nice looking peasant girl to cuck the Tullys and Starks
>>70821332
Jon was always a bland Mary Sue, he had no personality or characterization to lose.
>>70820192
It's ironic that they're shoving all these STRONK WOMAN archetypes down our throats this season, and the one actual stronk womyn I truly enjoy, Cers, has been largely sidelined.
>>70821332
his cock got smaller xD
DABID
>>70820186
remember that tommen has literally spent his entire life being manipulated, it's all he really knows anyway, other than to ban beets
>>70821261
Beric is still the same i think, but i think he mentioned that he lost part of him, wat part? dunno
>>70821280
Jon dont wat to be lord of WF he just want to rescue his brother and defend the wilds from Rams.
If Rams kill Rickon then she will become the lady of WF, and Jon wouldnt give a shit, he just want to shill with the wilds. buttt if Bran returns Salsa will have to pass the seat.
>>70820616
>arya JUST
>>70821332
He lost his will to fight
>>70821332
That happens to Berric after multiple deaths
the time speant dead also affects how much of your original self comes back, that's why LSH is so fucked up and different after one death...spending days as a bloated corpse floating down a river
Jon lost his motivation to fight and didn't get it back until the pink letter
>Writes a story that avoids tropes.
>Show runners turn it into conventional Hollywood garbage anyway.
>>70820498
Rodrik Cassel, no contest.
>>70821364
Yepp. The books are actually feminist cause most of the xx-characters are complicated and sort of interesting when the show just puts damsels and/or stronkwomyn everywhere. Tumblr-feminism at its best.
>>70821268
Nah. They will establish a republic with a council from the seven regions and president khaleesi
Tyrone gets the westerlands, John marries daeny and the North, Sansa gets the Vale
We don't get to see the other regions representatives
>>70821350
Davos is gonna lose it so bad. Like I said before, if they axe him I'm out of this trainwreck.
Guys.
If Stann is dead and im sure Brienne didnt burn him, can he come back as a frosty guy?
>>70821373
>Beric is still the same
>Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman's hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?
O.K.
>>70821353
>recognized as a frey by everybody
>marrying her means getting the support of the freys instead of letting them work against you
>actually good genetics unlike real freys
>pure
Nothing but upsides.
