>Regarded as one of Australia’s greatest cultural exports, New Zealand-born actor has twice been refused citizenship by the nation he calls home
Jesus, what the shit? What's wrong with Australia?
He's Russell fucking Crowe, he couldn't be more Australian if he was Crocodile Dundee buttfucking a koala.
Imagine if Clint Eastwood was denied US citizenship.
>>70812604
Who wants to see this guy go fightin' round the world for reals?
>>70812604
Australia has one of the toughest immigration policies in the world and Crowe has a history of unlawful behaviour, so it is pretty obvious while they keep denying him Aussie citizenship
Australia's greatest export is shitposts
>>70812604
Fuck kiwis
>>70812663
Well thanks, we try friend:^)
>>70812716
Whoa, triggered buttmad Ausfaggot detected
>>70812604
He's not asian enough.
>>70812604
He throws phones and shit. That's frowned upon by the spiders that run Australia.
>>70812604
>he couldn't be more Australian if he was Crocodile Dundee buttfucking a koala.
mfw this thread
>>70812604
yet they let chinks and pakis in kek
fucking shitpost nation
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
Russell Crowe is anti-circumcision. The Hollywood Jew told him to delete his tweets under thread of blacklisting so they can continue sucking the penises of babies in their pedophilic homosexual baby mutilation and sex abuse rituals.
>>70812781
HE KNOWS
>>70812809
Thank god that all have a cap on bandwidth. If that had internet infrastructure like europe or the us it would be mayhem.
>>70812604
what's wrong with Russell for wanting that?
>actually wanting to live on Spider Hell Island
I'd rather live in Jumanji, fuck Australia
>>70812809
These are End Times for the western world as we know it, it's really falling apart
>>70812841
Fukken hell you really tried to soapbox over completely unrelated shit there didn't you, mate.
>>70812656
>Crowe has a history of unlawful behaviour
So he should fit right in in Australia.
>>70812831
>mfw aussies actually say this
FRIENDLY REMINDER: if you're not an aboriginal you're nothing more than a dirty immigrant
I'd rather they strip one nigger of their citizenship and give it to Crowe.
Someone explain why we let even a single black person into this country again?
>>70812923
Nah, they wanted to get rid of their "penal colony" history so instead they went for tighter border controls and immigration.
They were too busy banning more movies.
>>70812893
>"I support homosexual baby fellatio" - You
>>70812831
Oh I agree, Australia is full...FULL OF SHIT.
>>70812924
FRIENDLY REMINDER: u r a shit cunt lol
>>70812936
>Someone explain why we let even a single black person into this country again?
Come again whitey??
>>70812936
Uh, they were there first you Irish criminal.
>>70812924
abbos are immigrants too :^)
>“According to Departmental records, Mr Crowe has not submitted an application visa or for Australian citizenship,” the department said.
>>70812969
I'm not circumcised, nor do I support it. You just started to emotionally ramble about something completely unrelated like an absolute woman.
>>70812992
Well they were there before Cook, put it that way.
>>70812948
>I'm just going to lock myself in this room full of crocodiles and deadly spiders.
-Australia
>>70813028
It's tangentially related because Russell Crowe. :^)
>>70813057
Your thought process is tangentially related to estrogen. :^)
If white Aussies are just UK criminals, why do they have the UK flag on them?
They shouldn't want to pledge allegience to the queen since she threw them away, right?
>>70813040
>Home to 6 of the top ten deadliest snakes
>>70813087
>pledging allegiance to an archaic monarchy
Never underestimate the stupidity of humans anon, they're pretty stupid.
>>70813087
>why do they have the UK flag on them?
To bitterly remind the nation of New Islam that in an incredibly short amount of time a bunch of drunks and mad cunt convicts turned that inhospitable place we were sent to that was full of deadly shit into a first world nation on the world stage with some of the highest rated livable cities in the world.
And we did it because we are absolute bloody legends, mate.
>>70812604
he should fucken glass some cunt ey
>>70813201
Crikey!
>>70812855
>>70813077
>w-w-w-women
>>70813342
Calm yourself already. You literally started to ramble about dick for no reason. Sus m8.
>>70812604
>>70812971
>losing a war against birds
>>70812981
>>70812986
Abo's are most closely related to contemporary Indians, they are actually asians.
>>70813426
>w-w-w-women!
>g-g-g-gay!
>please respond
>>70813685
They aren't birds they are fuckin demonspawn.
If only we had known before the first offensive.
>>70813697
You're a fucking asian.
>>70813733
Calm yourself.
Probably has to do with taxes.
>>70812604
They need to make room for more Chinamen.
>>70813745
Tell it to me straight, will Tones be King of Australia again someday?
>>70813087
Lots of them chose a reduced sentence in Australia over long ones in England.
>>70813087
South Australia was founded by free poms actually.
>>70814126
no chance mate, after they turfed him a whole bunch of the libs were pissed and started leaking shit to the press willy-nilly. Tone continues to bant like a madman but it's all behind closed doors now.
then again if malc loses, who knows. the party'll be tossed into total dissary, he might have a shot.
>>70814621
I think you'll find they were mostly German
>>70812604
who gives a shit... hes a fucking soufs supporter
>>70813685
Can someone explain to me why people think a failed culling effort is some sort of buttflustering mega bait?
Srsly
>>70812809
They don't have a criminal record.
>>70813745
>>70813685
remember when rabbits destroyed their nation?
>>70812656
yeah this Australia's immigration policy is basically Trump's wet dream
>>70815106
dutch, they were dutch you uneducated fool
>>70812604
>>Regarded as one of Australia’s greatest cultural exports
You mean shitposting?
>be American
>want to move to New Zealand because it seems peaceful and removed from all the shit in the world tucked Into its little corner of the Pacific .
>Could never get a work visa let alone citizenship because shit job skills.
The only dream I have ever had is beyond my reach...
>>70818447
Lie.
>>70818262
that isnt a cultural export it is a global gift
we are trying to show every m8 in the world how to be lads again
>>70812716
Fuck off ya fucking cunt
>>70813029
And all they did in the thousands of years they were there is bash 'roos on the head with sticks, blow through hollowed out sticks for music and live in stick huts.
