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>>70812163
I believe this.
There's been like zero hype from anyone about this movie.
>>70812163
what website is this?
>>70812358
I don't know why they keep pushing Tarzan movies
It is a silly concept and I'm not want to sound like a swj but just plain white propaganda
The Disney movie is the best that can be done with the source material, it is a miracle that it didn't turn out to be Pocahontas all over again
>another instance of inconsequential female love interest having more starpower than her propped up weak male counterpart in blockbuster flick
lol hollywood
>>70812163
Wait what is this movie lmao
kino incoming
>>70812655
Tarzan of the apes is a public domain
every studio can shit up a tarzan movie whenver they like
>bloated as fuck budget
>none of it coming through in cgi effects
>starring literally whosgaard
>>70812163
why the fuck does that monkey have fangs
>>70812791
he is a gorilla and he is technically an ape.
>>70812163
Another potential bomb or poor performance at the box office? Man, 2016 has been a rough year for Hollywood so far.
Tarzan literally can't afford to fail because all of WB's other tentpole movies these year have been disappointments.
If Tarzan fails, it could cost the CEO of WB his job.
they need phil collins to save the movie
>>70812808
Lose the technicalities. Answer teh fucking question
>>70812539
>white propaganda
Ummm... what?
>>70812833
Good. Let's hope it fails.
>>70812901
have you read it? it is racist as fuck
>>70812163
>gossip
>>70812833
The only reason Tarzan was even made in the first place was because it was the director's dream project, and he'd only make the upcoming Harry Potter sequels if he could make this first. WB literally doesn't give a shit how it does, because Fantastic Beasts is the real tentpole.
>>70812901
>white person + jungle = white king of jungle within 10 years
and that's not even the half of it.
>>70812930
I do too, mainly because the current head of WB is a fucking idiot and needs to be replace.
>>70813010
>Tarzan isn't a tentpole
How can a movie that cost 180 million dollars to make not be a tentpole?
>>70812950
And The Hunchback of Notre Dame had the knight guy having a good old time watching the gypsy get hung to death. What's your point?
>>70813017
>>70812950
I don't disagree, but I mainly feel that it's just exceedingly unnecessary to do this given how perfect the Disney film was
>That Tarzan vs Sabor fight
>>70813051
... do what? Call the source material racist or make a new one?
>>70812950
No, who the fuck has
>>70813017
Jesus, tumblr as shit post
>>70813042
Hunchback of notre dame isn't a shit book
tarzan is
>>70813075
>recoiling from a line of logic because it makes you think of a group of people you don't like
when did 4chan get filled with so many complete and total pussies?
>>70813076
That's a completely unrealted point, unless you're saying its shit because its racist.
>>70812163
Only some old dumb jews would think this is a good idea
>>70813032
>ignoring what I said
I didn't say the movie wasn't expensive, just that WB doesn't really care because even if it flops, it'll be pocket change if the Harry Potter movies gross near $1billion each.
>>70813017
Why are you exaggerating the story to make your point. If your point was strong enough, would you need to do this?
>>70812163
>white Tarzan
Here's your problem
>>70813135
I've never read the book. The argument as to how/why tarzan is pretty racist should be apparent to anyone with two working neurons to rub together.
>>70813112
no
it is shit because it is shit, that's why every tarzan movie but the disney one is shit
it is hard to make a good movie when the source material is shit
Every tarzan history is him fighting an animal or a bunch of cannibal niggers
>>70813154
Black Tarzan on the right
>>70813176
But I was responding to the idea that it shouldn't be made because the 1912 novel contained racial prejudice. Do you really think this?
>>70813166
>A white writer in a white country writing for a white audience has a white child lost in a foreign land and raised by apes
>As an adult, after being raised by apes his whole life, the man becomes leader of his ape tribe
How is this a 'pretty racist' premise?
>>70813239
no
I just think there are better works to be adpted instead of another tarzan bomb
this coud have been to a 200k leagues under the sea movie or Robinson Crusoe movie
>>70813239
the argument is that it is shit on top of being racist as hell. Not shit because its racist as hell.
>4chan
>easily triggered
when the fuck did this shit happen
>>70812892
have you even seen a gorilla before m8
It will probably be terrible and given that the audience for grim serious business Tarzan in 2016 seems like it is probably next to no one, will probably bomb as anticipated too. Then again I do love old boats and evil doers running around in pith helmets in the jungle so I'm conflicted on wishing on a faint hope it'll be acceptable.
>>70813374
How is it racist as hell though?
>>70813293
The bits about how there are also natives people (niggers) who never do anything near as much as tarzan and exist only as fodder to him?
>>70813374
4chan has been easily triggered for years now anon, all you have to do is mention /pol/'s favorite words and you are guaranteed ass ravishment
>>70813399
as I said
almost every tarzan history is him, a ripped, shaved white guy fighting a horde of black cannibal savage niggers with bone nose rings
>>70812667
Kek, this
I'm waiting for the "junglekino" autists on here defending this masterwork
Why would anyone think people would want this movie? This feels like some sort of shady Hollywood accounting/money laundering behind the scenes for something like this to happen.
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>>70813435
> a ripped, shaved white guy
God forbid
> fighting a horde of black cannibal savage niggers with bone nose rings
These literally existed, and so did non-cannibal tribes which are also depicted. Would you prefer that, in the heart of Africa, Tarzan's antagonists and allies only ever be white?
>>70813508
it is a public domain, you don't need to buy rights for it so it is cheaper to make
why do you think they shit a Peter Pan movie every now and then?
>>70812950
>it is racist as fuck
who fucking cares? oh wait sjws do lmao
>>70813535
You do realize the idea at work there is a white man, even raised by animals, would have a better command of his environment than the natives? Who've lived there for generations?
>>70813405
much like real life?
>>70813535
>These literally existed, and so did non-cannibal tribes which are also depicted. Would you prefer that, in the heart of Africa, Tarzan's antagonists and allies only ever be white?
I know they existed but it is uninteresting of a history and tarzan is literally portrayed as a hercules
again Hunchback is a good book, tarzan is shit as fuck even if you take the racist stuff out
Am I the only one who wants to see this?
>>70813558
Oh man, they did just shit out that Peter Pan movie that tanked hard last year. WB is really making poor fucking decisions lately, probably banking pretty hard on Harry Potter without Harry Potter to salvage the fiscal year.
>>70813609
>A man raised by nature is more in touch with nature than those raised in a society more shielded from nature
Or do you not consider the African tribes to be societies that don't need to be as in touch with nature, just like white societies? Do you imagine the African tribes to be ooga boogas that swing from vines and have ape famiy memebers like Tarzan?
>>70813633
They are also shitting a Jungle book movie wich is also a public domain
At least this time the source material is good
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>>70812539
You do sound like a SJW
Fuck off.
>>70814042
I'm not you illiterate nigger.
>>70813715
You've reached far past the breaking point of this line of discussion.
>>70812163
whats this website again? I forgot what it's called.
>>70814355
get the fuck out
Yep this will bomb, 180 million production budget, who the fuck greenlighted that ???
The only twist in this version is that Tarzan is living in London at the beginning and the returns to the jungle (to right a wrong).
Unless they got Margot Robbie to go topless throughout the entire movie, I can't see how this will interest any moviegoers.
>Make Tarzan movie
>Boring ass trailer
>Nothing but CGI, side characters, and abs
Tarzan is fucking rip roaring stories for boys. Theyd never make that these days, its gonna be cgi leopard fight, cgi monkey fight, then an hour and a half of romance.
Christopher Lambert version will still be better
I forgot this movie and Independence Day 2 were happening
This year has been so fucking boring
>>70812876
Disney's Tarzan is too fucking good, literally everything about it is good.
>>70812163
I thought it looked cool. Much better than jungle book
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>>70813535
Go back.
>Legend of Tarzan
>Directed by David Yates
absolutely based
With this and the Harry Potter film with based Ed the Red, 2016 is the year of The Yates.
This looks so much more interesting than jungle book though
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>>70812417
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
>>70812163
>yfw you learned Tarzan was Meekus
>>70812163
just make tarzan black, huge bulge and everything bc he has a bbc.. profit
>>70816906
i guess you could say that if you had some weird fix for man animal stuff jungle movies
>>70817270
>big budget film
>black lead
the jews at hollywood are smart. they're not going to commit box office suicide that easily.
>>70817322
>the jews at hollywood are smart.
kek
Read some of the leaked Sony emails. That will change your opinion.
Is is going to be a bad movie people will like because of how terribly it bombed to feel special, like John Carpenter?
Look does it have a Rosie o Donnell gorilla or not?
