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Just watched this and didn't get it at all
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It's about pedophilia
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>>70809902
you're stupid
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>>70809902
He was on the moon all along
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He was the kevin spacey robot the whole time
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>>70809902
clones find out they're clones and are never actually going back home because the real one is there with his family, the end.
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the moon is actually hell
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>>70809932
I'm really not an idort I just had no idea what was going on in this movie
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>>70810006
woah..
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>>70809902
>I didn't get it therefore it makes no sense
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>>70810008
you're fucking high
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>>70810097
This comment makes no sense
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>>70809902
HE WAS ON THE MOON ALL ALONG!!!
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most people don't know that clones have a shorter life span. this is why you don't hear about cloning. all the dolly clones died.

also solid snake.
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The movie was a allegory for the film industry. The main character insists he is the real thing when he is simply a poor copy to be repeatedly used and discarded.
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>>70810118
it's literally what OP is saying
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>>70809902
watch oblivion, the sequel.
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literally what
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>>70810008
Were you high while watching it?
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>>70810275
This shit keeps popping up all over my facebook, never saw a single commercial for it on tv

>>70810287
No I don't do drugs
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>>70810008
how high were you? there was 2 clones. wasn't hard.
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>>70810319
What? How do you make a copy of a person, and then why would you put them on the moon? Also why was that robot there?
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>>70810389
dude, you make a clone by taking dna and putting it into a empty egg, and implanting it in a surrogate. check up dolly the sheep. we've done it. the clones which were many, died sooner then the original.
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>>70810607
they were harvesting a special type of Helium which is "theoretically" a powerful energy source, which in this movie they was.

The moons surface is covered with Helium 4 or whatever...

YOU REALLY DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION. it's actually quite a good movie, and stands up alongside The Martian and Interstellar.
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>>70810389
Are you legit retarded? This movie was not hard to understand at all
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>>70810607
>>70810750
>>70810759
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/tv/ is almost the dumbest board next to /x/
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>>70810888
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>>70810197
Is it LITERALLY what OP is saying?
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>>70810817
>jokes on you guys I was only pretending to be retarded hahaha
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>>70809902
you're a dumbass
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>>70810993
*your
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>make a cloning facility
>send it to the moon
>set up clone facility and mining base
>clone one man many times
>keep the clone secret
>send one clone out at a time to work the station for his whole lifespan, thinking he's a normal human on a moon mining mission who will return home soon
>whenever the clone dies for whatever reason, send another clone out to replace him
>eventually one clone finds another then discovers the cloning facility, and the fact that he's just a single clone of many meant to run the moon base by themselves forever
>mental breakdowns and shit

Actually a good, but morally ambiguous way to run an extra-terrestrial base.
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Ok so we can all agree that moon was pretty confusing but what about pic related? Why didn't they just call for help or leave, they had a fucking helicopter right?
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>>70811090
They call for help. The Thing destroys their helicopter.
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>>70809902
CLONE CYCLES AND SHIT
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>>70810949
Yes, now shut your dirty fat whore fucking mouth.
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>>70811135
No, DIABEETUS man destroys the whirleybird
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>>70811204
You don't use your keyboard with your mouth, autismo grande.
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>>70809902
see this b8 once a day m8 chill and try harder
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>>70811232
He was a Thing.
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>>70811256
It's been posted once before you autist
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>>70811257
No he wasn't jackass, if he was he wouldn't have blowned up the helo
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>>70811340
He was a Thing and he made a ship out of helicopter parts.
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>>70811358
why didn't they just steal his space ship?
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>>70811422
It wasn't finished. If it worked Wilford Brimley would have just left.
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>>70811036
No he was right the first time moron
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>>70811358
He was human when he rekt the chopper, got locked up by Captain Ron and Admiral Anderson, got cloned by the thing during the blizzard and started to build the flying saucer
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>>70811090
>Ok so we can all agree that moon was pretty confusing
No no OP is the only one confused about Moon
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>>70811579
No, it was pretty confusing, I don't get why they wanted to shoot a clone before shooting him into space
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>>70809902
It's a tribute to a lot of scifi movies.
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>>70811701
>No, it was pretty confusing
No it wasn't you are just dumb
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>>70809902

Oh for fuck sake. MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD - ITS A GOOD MOVIE WATCH IT AND DON'T READ THIS SHIT.

It's the far future - Cloning legit works, but the clones don't last real long. Their body parts fail pretty fast

So, the Earth needs energy. Turns out some shit on the moon has been blasted by sunlight so hard it contains a bunch of energy - Like batteries. We want that on Earth - so we dig it up, and send it to Earth by ship.

Now, someone has to run the shit on the Moon. Someone has to actually do the digging. Fun fact: no one wants to be the guy that has to live their whole life on the shitty boring Moon. So - take a dude - clone the shit out of him. Take those clones, one at a time, and tell them to do the mining, and tell them in a couple of month they get to go home back to Earth. They don't know their body doesn't last long - they don't know they're gonna die soon - in fact they don't know anything at all - you get to wake them up, tell them whatever you want, and let them do their thing. And if they die? Fuck em'. Take the dead body, get rid of it, unfreeze the next clone. Easy.

In the movie one of the clones finds out he's a clone, finds out his memories aren't real, finds out it's the far future rather than the year he thought, finds out the people he remembers from the memories of the original pre-cloned guy are all dead or older, and finds out that no one on Earth knows about this whole fucked up shit that's going on with the clones. So, he decides to stick himself in a ship and shoot off to Earth where he plans on going full tinfoil hat and blowing the secret wide open.


END. (you retard).
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>>70811896
Dude what?
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>>70811967
Kill yourself
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>>70810167
Poor twins, dying early and shit...
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Memes aside, I understood the plot to pic related but I never understood the appeal of it
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>>70811896
But wouldn't they eventually run out of twins? Doesn't make sense there can only be two twins so what are they going to do when both die? Do they just plan on training twins to work on the moon? There aren't enough twins in the world to keep that operation going
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>>70812062
Who said shit abot twins? Clones fucktard
And no they won't run out because clones
Did you even watch the movie?
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>>70812130
>Clones
Clones aren't real dumbass, they kept taking DNA from the original Sam Bell and twinning him
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>>70812222
So you didn't watch the movie
Ok got ya
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>>70812293
How about instead of shitposting you answer questions people have about the movie?
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>>70812413
How bout you read the thread
Everything about the movie has already been posted
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>>70812451
>he's still shitposting
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>>70812062
You'll get some people with that one, I bet.
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>>70812525
It appears he already has.
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>>70809902

Yeah i can't wrap my head around getting a positive net energy from mining helium 3 on the moon when the concentrations in the regolith are at best 50 parts per billion, and you'd have to move over 100 million tons of ore to recover one ton of helium 3.

Decent flick otherwise.
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>>70811087
It seemed like an overtly complicated and expensive way to run a base that is only as far away as our moon.
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>>70812771
Also a very confusing way to run a company
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>>70813092

Using fusion to generate electricity is pretty stupid as methods go.
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>>70813292
Why didn't they just clone a bunch of hamsters to run on a wheel to power Earth?
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>>70809902
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>>70810167
in MGS they were designed to have a shorter lifespan
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>>70813292
This guy is clinically retarded
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>>70813540
Liberals.
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>>70809902

he was a replicant all along
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>>70811896
The clone only thought he was 10-20 years younger

"""""""""far future""""""""""""
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I still don't get The Prestige
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>>70811087
>>70812771
why not just have a bunch of clone working on everything. why would they be upset that they were clones if they just knew from the onset and it would be way more efficient. pointless to keep all that potential locked up
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>>70813767
prestige is retarded. no idea why assholes think it is any good. it was so obvious as soon as you see the 'disguised' bale that it is him. fucking worst twist ever
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>it's a /tv/ defends a reddit-tier movie thread
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>>70813680
Nice argument.
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>>70813816
Because David fucking Bowie played Nikola Tesla?
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why the shit would you cast the same actress for 2 different roles when you openly hate symbolism
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Take Shelter was pretty confusing, was all that real? What caused it? Was Michael Shannon sent to deliver us from or to evil?
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>>70810238
>read gravitys rainbow
>literally what
>read crying of lot 49
>bretty gud
>watch inherent vice
>literally what
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>>70813582
less thinking, more doing: the movie
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>>70812222
>Clones aren't real dumbass, they kept taking DNA from the original Sam Bell and twinning him
>twinning him
bruh
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>>70810238
>>70814281
Rewatch it.
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please can anybody explain this movie? wtf
pretty please I don't understand it at all
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>>70814648
Post MEW
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>>70814897
tell me what it means!
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>>70814908
idk, other than the Thing, I have never seen a MEW movie
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>>70812222

This dipshit got quads, life is not fair.
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>>70814949
deal with it fagit
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>>70814934
dang it
Thing is a modern masterpiece though
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>>70815059
Muh dick
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I'm an idiot
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Did anyone understand The Faults? such a serious question
it's killing me
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>>70815059
>>70815157
Too much ass desu
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>>70815182
there's a certain circle in hell reserved for people like you
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>>70815132
holy shit anon are you me? I just saw primer tonight and also made pic related

was literally seconds away from posting it until you came along

spooky
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>>70815495
Primer is pretentious shit
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>>70815132

I had trouble even just making the leap from building small super-conductors to time travel boxes.
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>>70809902
So yeah, this.
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>>70810750
>stands up alongside The Martian and Interstellar

You mean completely destroys that normie tier trash, right? Comparing them is a joke.
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>>70815740
>normie tier trash
kys
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>>70815740
I'd say its a lot closer to The Martian then Interstellar
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>>70815794
Gravity>
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>>70816067
I enjoyed Gravity but Moon was better
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>>70809902
Did you watch it?
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>>70812062
>>70812062
>>70812130

Twins, Basil, twins
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>>70816264
>Asians hooking up with a white guy even though he's ugly
>White male hooking up with Asians even through they're ugly

I cri everytime
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>>70816093
I meant better than Martian and Interstellar
Gravity and Moon are about the same in my book
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Prometheus.
Most, if not all the characters actions in the movie made no sense. All forvthe sake of building up one of the most pointless plot twist I have seen.
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>>70815132

Primers idea is from chaos theory which goes to say that any small change in the current timeline could so change the future timeline that it would be unrecognizable the longer time passes.
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>>70809902
You just thought you didn't get it because it's actually that stupid. Cheap low effort bullshit
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>>70814176
It was just a meant to show some insight into a shizophrenic mind.

How those people are 100% certain their crazyness is real and cant help themselves.
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>>70815132
Yeah fuck that movie.

Im not gonna re-watch and study something to figure out what happened just to get some insight into a movie thats pretty boring to begin with.
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2001 space odyssey
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>>70810275
I loved the shit outta that movie. It's a bit weird but it makes sense. What was your problem with it?
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>>70815495
for a few more
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>>70820110

ha, I like that image
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>>70813786
the human condition
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>>70820110

is the horizontal axis to scale? cause I know the ending to return of the king was really long, but the graph is showing it as a fifth of the entire trilogy
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>>70815247
>>>70815182
>there's a certain circle in hell reserved for people like you

living outside of ireland?
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Pick a David Lynch flick.
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>>70820451
>>70813786
>>70812771
>>70811087

>A far future society willing to use cloning.
>Uses only one clone at a time.
>Not willing to use ANY kind of mind control be it neural or just good old social engineering?

This movie would have made way more sense if the entire moon base operation was an experiment.
Literally it could have been the study of a clone performance or the study of how the human psyche reacts to shocking secrets,

Hell it could have even been something like: dude who thinks he's a human moon miner was an A.I. being beta tested in a computer simulated moon base. (personal favourite).
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>>70809902
The Moon is actually hell
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>>70821685
really makes you think
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>>70813767
It was a clone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
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ITT ppl dont realize this is a thinly vieled "movies women can't understand" thread
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