>"But that's not what it says heeere..."
I just came to get something to eat
I came here to fight a NAVY Seal I met on the internet, kiddo.
I didn't do anything yet!
TWO WORDS
I bet being a decoy was a blast
>>70809020
>>70809070
>>70809184
>>70809329
Is this possibly the best form of entertainment?
The eternal fight between man and his nature.
At some point they fought the good fight and lost, now slaves to their own base urges.
They became lustful demons and would risk it all for that one night of sweet bliss.
And they have it at the palm of their hand, mere second away from it only for Chris Hansen to show up.
And at that point they know they lost it all, their dignity, life, career, friends, family members, all of it. Evaporated into nothing.
Everything they strived for, all the bills they paid on time, classes they took, grueling social interactions they endured, all for nothing.
Their corruption is laid bare for everyone to see, televised even so it can be mocked in perpetuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyENETReiUw
>it's the daily "my life is shit right now but at least I'm not one of these guys" threads
>>70809070
you will never be this alpha
>>70809329
lel
>>70809020
>>70809070
>>70809229
Protip: if you are speaking to a user with a screen name of decoy, assume they are a decoy.
thought crime
None of these guys ever planned ahead before going in there.
>Call up two of your friends
>Tell them you heard about a party
>Buy a couple of six packs
>Show up with two other guys
>It's not Chris Hansen
>Your boys can chill while you get laid
>It is Chris Hansen
>Tell him that you were invited to a party by a friend of a friend
>Thought there would be a bunch of people
>>70809646
this
>tfw muslim
>tfw brother attaches bombs to his body and goes to watch football match in Paris
>tfw they search him and he gets arrested for thought crimes
It's not fair bros.
I wish they made a celebrity version of this show where the pervs would chat with celebrities pretending to be girls and then they'd confront the celebrities at a target location instead of Hansen.
Basically JLaw or Emma Watson show up and lecture them about feminism while they grovel under their feet.
>>70809732
And then get sex trafficking charges on top of everything else.
>>70809732
If these people were able to form friendships they would not be looking for underage girls on the Internet
>>70809480
Yes. They risk all for the purest, best pleasure they can imagine, and lose all.
It's even more entertaining because what percentage of people would go for some underage cunny if there were zero consequences? Probably a lot.
I don't get it.
Why don't they just date someone their own age?
![27318104_1430002507[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tCWS4u9.png "27318104_1430002507[1].png")
>sweating intensifies
>>70809732
Your friends are fucked up if they are complicit to your underage abuse.
>>70809480
That was beautiful anon
>>70809904
>Why don't they just date someone their own age?
"Why do you want to eat out at a nice restaurant when you can just have a TV dinner like me?"
>>70809184
Onlineroleplaychatroom dawg
It was two words!
>why eat raw steak when you can wait until it's cooked?
>>70810284
>you'll never be so thirsty Chris Hansen will need to show up to give you a glass of water
wew
>>70810462
>>70810559
what a degenerate piece of shit
>>70810559
>purest
>best
>pleasure
Come on, if this guy can get laid, society should just let it happen. He is on a level playing field with a 13 year old anyway. Also, nevr4get my boy Richer. 19 year old dude was going to be an engineer? Nope, how about I ruin your life for trying to fug someone four years younger.
>>70810559
do you think when he slid his dick in her ass, he hung a handicap window sign on her ear?
>>70809545
That's why I stop in here every night!
>>70809732
see the problem is, Hansen has the transcript
>>70809644
I'm currently chatting with entrapmentfan2003. Says she's 13. Is this legit guys? Please respond.
>>70809732
>so what about these chatlogs?
>>70809757
based
So if they chatted like they did and didn't show up did they still bust them?
>>70810808
>13
>born in 2003
shit checks out all the way down bro
>>70810824
> You say here that you want to put your ___ in her ___ and then ___ all over her ___ as she ____'s her housecat.
>>70810651
Richer was trying to fuck a 13 year old. That's a 6 year difference, not a 4 year difference
>>70810865
doubt it. unless they give out all of their personal info on the chat, in which case i would assume they would pursue him if he didn't show up.
>>70810808
>2016-13 = 2003
math adds up i say go for it
>>70810875
Okay, that's what I was thinking too. Thanks my dude. She asked me to bring a half gallon of lubricant and to save the receipt. She must be writing it off on her taxes or something. Later guys! Wish me luck!
>>70810824
That's not my screenname.
>>70810916
Meh, still not the end of the world. That's the thing about making arbitrary cutoffs for age that differ based on the state you're in at the time. I've known 18 year olds that were less mature than 13 year olds. Also, it wasn't like he was a 40 something year old fiend.
>>70811057
>what is an IP address?
That's also why they also try to get them to bring specific items to prove it is them and the intent is there.
>>70811139
and that's why you show up with the six packs and claim you're there for the party!
>>70811191
If you go in the house, they have you dead to rights. At that point, I imagine they can search your property and confiscate your computer. God knows what they find on those.
>Bill, this is the weirdest shit. Check this out. This fucking creep has a 1TB folder full of this goddamn cartoon frog making weird as shit faces.
>>70811303
>it looks like he got the entirety of the Southern Hempishere banned from posting on a Swedish 'foot waifu' forum
>there's bags of shaved arm hair beside all of these piss bottles
>We have truly been able to Catch a Predator
>>70810559
HEEYYYYY I HERE TO SEX YOUUUU DERRRRRRR
>>70811303
>>70811554
>look at his internet history
>nothing but cuckold porn and discussing black dicks
>>70811554
Nice. I'd love to hear them say that on the new show
>>70810559
The best part was when chris hansen kicked the cane out from under him and said sex was for people.
>>70810559
>tfw Chris and the gang let him fuck the decoy out of pity and cheer him on
>>70810559
Hes got that swagger walk.
>>70811673
>>70810865
There's some episodes where a dude will drive up but decide not to go inside and the police arrest him because the chat itself was illegal in that state.
>>70809329
>he calls Dateline, "The Daily Show"
>calls Chris, John
KEK
>>70810284
Even in Death, he's still a pervert
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=27318104
>>70813049
hambubger was the best because his defense was that he couldn't get an erection.
>>70811139
>what is an IP address?
>what, you're unfamiliar with people spoofing IPs?
>>70813049
>Liver failure
Hmmm
>>70809184
Did that kill Fred Dursts career?
https://youtu.be/CF82yHngYp0
>>70809545
Truuue
>>70809794
>bella berates me for an hour
YES PLEASE
>>70809732
This *literally* happened on the show, and it ended just the same for the predator.
>>70808781
Funny thing, I actually think I matched with a decoy on Tinder a few days ago... she said she was 16 in her bio but the way it was written I totally thought it was a joke.
We messaged for a bit, and when I wouldn't acknowledge that she was 16 and I was okay with that she unmatched me. It could've been just a super autistic 16 year old girl, but afterwatching every episode of TCAPI'm almost positive they were fishing.
>>70810930
The main reason the show was canceled was because they did go after a guy that didn't show up at all, and he shot himself.
The family sued NBC and the local PD, buthe was actually a pedo the whole time.
The local DA threw all the evidence they'd gathered for the entire sting out and a bunch of guys walked just cause they screwed up.
>>70808781
>I'm sorry, can I go now?
>>70815226
>those puffy nips
>>70811057
>>70810824
>>70814154
I always wondered if they just filter people with spoofed IP's. Like, do they track that shit and do they only go for the weak and injured prey? Do they bother with the ones that actually work for it?
If they don't I understand as far as money/time constraints, but it sorta makes the show useless if you don't ever go after the actually smart ones, it's just mindless entertainment and not the social service they claim to be. They'll just keep going until they get one with a clean getaway.
These idiots they catch on the show would've been caught pretty quickly doing some dumb shit like flashing little kids in a park or something. What about the REAL predators?
>>70811303
>hey, bill! Check this out...
>buried under all this furry/cunny shit this fag has a 250 page analysis of the Silmarillion
Why was this show cancelled any way? Because some guy an heroed because his life was rightly ruined?
>>70808849
>operation iraqi freedom shirt
What?
>>70817627
Pretty much.
The best guys were the ones who showed up with condoms and alcohol, but then said they came here to tell the girl that he couldn't go through with it.
>>70809757
>>70809480
Yeah, based on laws that didn't even exist 100 years ago.
>>70809841
Are you suggesting they they seek friendships with underage girls offline? Isn't that what got them in trouble?
>>70809904
I didn't make this btw.
>>70817822
what the FUCK
>>70809545
Threads? That's the whole point of this website.
>>70815226
>so puffy
id let that streetwalker catch a few balls
>>70817521
The real predators are billionaire Jews who own their own islands in the Virgin Islands and only spend 13 months in prison and only sleep at their minimum security prison at night then drive a limo home in the morning.
>>70817521
>What about the REAL predators?
"Small thieves get hanged, great ones go free"
>implying there's an argument against moral relativism that isn't religious aka horseshit
>>70818001
But what about the poorfags that are actually smart enough to not incriminate themselves?
If all you have is a computer, you can still do a lot of damage. If they just shrug him off eventually he'll find a victim, and then they totally fucking failed. It's kinda like Dexter's code, if they're positive that the guy is gonna try again, why would they let him go?
>>70818133
Where are the Decoy's parents in all this? What kind of horrible parents let their teens do this?
Why aren't the parents being hauled away in handcuffs for child neglect?
>>70818161
Wut? The chat decoy is some random man/woman in their 40s, and the decoy at the house is 18+.
>Hi Chris! I'm here to have consensual safe sex with a 21 year girl that was role-playing as a underage online
They literally cannot touch you if you say this because every single thing you said is 100% technically true
>>70818206
But where is are the chat decoy's decoy chat parents in all this?
Where is the body decoy's decoy body parents in all this?
Why isn't Chris Hansen being arrested for neglecting his decoy children?
How can they even let a strange man like Chris Hansen be in these imaginary girls's houses? It's not right.
>>70818161
This
>>70818206
The decoy's are super young looking legal actors, probably pulled from some local theater college with the promise of an easy A, and the decoy is some perverted 40 year old fuck that's probably hunting his own kind.
I still don't get why they go after the low hanging fruit, though... they basically leave the entire tree full of fruit that's ready to fuck any cunny that comes it's way. They're doing a shitty job, if you ask me.
>>70818279
Weed is one helluva drug
>>70818260
a number of them tried this defense in court numbnuts
>>70818260
Except the decoy never said she was anything but 12/13 in the conversations.
>>70811673
C L A S S I C
>>70818392
Then the guy should say he's a time traveler from 1830 and also he's from Mexico.
>>70818491
...who happens to want to have sex with a 12 year old.
>>70817828
>>70817822
>Survey Size: 7 users of the /tv/ board of a Wakandan Ironmongery image board.
>>70809859
If the average /tv/ user was offered 14 year old pussy they would take it.
>>70809070
Smooth.
>>70818560
Yeah. A 12-year-old in 1830.
Did they change the law or something?
>>70818732
Broke the law in this age, if he wants to diddle kids he should have stayed back in the 19th century.
>>70818817
The law against talking to people?
Because in 1981 the mother of Adam Walsh left her kid alone to play videogames in Sears in a mall and a guy whose mother used to make him wear dresses and call him Susan abducted him and raped him and decapitated him? Why wasn't she charged with child neglect by the way?
>>70818888
These men had the intent to fuck a kid. Also, what the fuck are you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwoX9Igx-OY
jesus my sides
>>70818936
"""accident"""
>>70818926
13 is the age of consent in Mexico.
And the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act became law in 2006, in part to promote internet safety.
It contains civil commitment provisions for sexually dangerous people.
The Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act was signed on the 25th anniversary of the abduction of Adam Walsh from a shopping mall in Florida.
Adam's mother, took him shopping with her in a Hollywood, Florida, Sears department store on July 27, 1981. She said that she stopped to check out lamps a few aisles away and left him at a kiosk with Atari 2600 video games on display where several other boys were taking turns playing games.
Shortly afterwards, she said that she returned to find that he and the other boys had disappeared. A store manager informed her that a scuffle had broken out over whose turn it was at the kiosk and a security guard demanded that they leave the store. The security guard asked the older ones if their parents were there, and they said that they were not.
Adam Walsh was found murdered 16 days after his abduction in 1981, and the perpetrator was not named until December 16, 2008, when the Hollywood, Florida police department announced that they had evidence that Ottis Toole was the killer. Toole's mother was abusive; Toole claimed she would dress him in girls' clothing and call him Susan.
Anything else you'd like to learn?
>>70819143
Show isn't filmed in Mexico and isn't using Mexican laws. I don't know what point you're trying to make with the Adam Walsh thing.
>tfw no coundom
>>70819201
I'm pointing out that age of consent laws vary by state, and country, so what you're condemning in the US is legal in Mexico, and the federal age of consent law in the US is pegged to 18 in part due to the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act, which probably includes laws about speaking to minors on the Internet.
So like I said, because some neglectful mother leaves her child alone in a mall, and because some dipshit security guard kicked him out of the store, and because some crazy mother used to dress her boy up in dresses, and because some serial killer happened to be in the mall that day, you get America's Most Wanted, and these online stings going after low-hanging fruit, when most children are molested by family members.
>>70819334
I highly doubt it's illegal to speak to minors on the internet, hell you can probably speak about sex with them too. Where these guys fucked up is they crossed that line and came to a house with the intent to fuck.
Sure kids are also molested by family members, and they should also be punished. However, that doesn't excuse the "low hanging fruit" from also being caught.
>>70809070
Was this guy retarded or just southern?
>>70819402
No, the chatlogs in these stings are literally about online solicitation of a minor, which is from the Adam Walsh act. Even though the people they are talking to are not minors.
And these poor dumb idiots rot in jail while billionaire pedos like Jeffrey Epstein fly Bill Clinton around on his Lolita Express private jet.
>>70819402
A lot of them also got in trouble for sending pictures/pornography, which is illegal.
>>70819457
A lot of them seemed mildly retarded.
>>70819464
What these people are guilty of is the crime of solicitation. They believed that they were convincing a minor to have sex with them. Actively soliciting someone to commit a crime is a crime itself. Just like if I try and hire a hitman to kill someone. The very act of trying to hire the hitman is a crime - he doesn't have to kill anyone for me to be guilty. However it is also an inchoate offense. You can sometimes get out of an inchoate offense by abandoning your plan before you carry it out. So someone who makes plans to meet up with someone they think is a minor but then abandons those plans and never shows up might have a defense in some jurisdictions. It doesn't count if you see cops and get freaked out.
>>70819610
And "minor" is a purely legal definition, made up by lawmakers and lawyers.
Sodomy used to be illegal in the US too. That law changed.
And the age of consent used to be much lower in the US too. That law changed and they raised it.
So justify a federal age of consent of 18, when in many states it's 16, 17, and in some countries it's 13, 14, 15, and used to be as low as 7 in America.
>>70819610
Don't bother taking the b8.
>>70819659
Are you Muslim by chance?
What if the predator not only agreed to come over for a dicking, but also, unbeknownst to Hansen, posed as a normal cumslut on tinder and baited some poor horny schmuck to come to the bait house and watched the patsy get ruined on national tv?
>>70819742
No, but you could explain what's wrong with only having sex within marriage?
What these guys are trying to do is have premarital sex, so how could anyone defend premarital sex?
The following are also all examples of premarital sex:
All rape (except marital rape)
Bastard children born to single mothers
Sex trafficking
Child molestation
Child sex abuse
Child sex trafficking
Prostitution
Hardcore porn
The contraction of most STDs
>>70809329
;_;
>>70819818
>but you could explain what's wrong with only having sex within marriage?
Because it doesn't happen enough and it's boring? I wonder how much fewer men would be tricked into this stuff if their wife had just put their finger up their husbands butt and gave him a bj once in a while.
>>70809070
>the big ones?
For you
>>70817822
anyone acting surprised by this is either lying to themselves, a faggot or a woman
>>70818392
Except the decoy is, in reality, 18+ so like that anon said, it's 100% true
>>70820018
but the guy had no reason to believe the decoy was anything other than 12. Guys message the decoy and get the age, then comes to sexual chats.
>>70819899
I doubt most of these guys are even married. So these "perverts" that people love to demonize are actively seeking premarital sex. This is where people justify premarital sex, and move the boundary to an age limit.
But do the "rights" of a few adults to have consensual premarital sex, really trump the rights of all the people who are victims of: rape, being born to a single mother, sex trafficking, child molestation, child sex abuse, child sex trafficking, prostitution, hardcore porn, and the spread of most STDs?
Premarital sex includes all of those combined. For anyone to defend premarital sex, they are also defending all of those horrible actions -- including the guys on this show.
This is where people mention age of consent, which is an arbitrary line which varies all over the world. So instead of insisting on sex within marriage, they insist on the presence of "consent", which is a random goalpost, while meanwhile all kinds of people worldwide suffer the negative consequences of premarital sex.
>>70820056
>but the guy had no reason to believe the decoy was anything other than 12
Prove it.
If the man is videotaped coming into the house proclaiming aloud that he's there to have sex with an adult woman whom he was roleplaying with earlier online and when the decoy is, in fact, an adult woman.
>>70813107
>Ernest's Horse
>>70820094
They have the transcripts where the decoys clearly state that they are underage age.
In one episode some guy tried to pull something like that (he called out "and remember, you're eighteen") and the decoy refused to do it and insisted she was thirteen or whatever.
So yes, they have proof.
I know a lot of the shitposting is just that but some people say this shit seriously and I don't seem to get that the show probably had quite a few high priced legal experts go over this shit in detail to avoid any problems.
>>70820133
It was my understanding that this show hardly led to any actual legal consequences.
>>70820354
Yeah, it's true for a lot of crimes really.
But I meant (it ended up word salad at the end as I can't sleep) was that the show was out to protect itself more than anything. That's why they apparently did everything by the books and were careful with keeping things consistent.
>>70809732
>constantly write "Wow! Nothing gets me hotter than a LEGAL ADULT pretending to be a minor! This roleplay is SO HOT!" in the chat
>ask to come over because its your sexual fantasy to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor
>arrive at the house on a very small moped
>ride through the door into the house
>"Here I am, ready to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor!"
>grab some cookies and ice tea
>Chris Hansen appears
>"Would you like to ha-" BRUUUUUMMM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUUUUMMM
>interrupt Chris Hansen every time he tries to speak by loudly revving the engine
>when he's finished ride my moped out of the house and do donuts in the yard
>don't even get charged because I said I knew I was talking to a legal adult
>>70817822
KYS
Y
S
>>70820522
I think I saved that picture from this very board desu.
Don't shoot the messenger.
>>70818715
Yeah, after all who would decline having sex with an older girl?
>>70819899
>how much fewer men would be tricked into this stuff if their wife had just put their finger up their husbands butt and gave him a bj once in a while.
How many of the worlds problems would be solved by this? Fucking selfish women.Not even joking.
>>70820499
>actual competent predator
>decoy exits out of chat
>predator just moves on to next victim
What are they even accomplishing with this show, high ratings?
>>70820797
if you read the chatlogs it's painfully obvious it's an adult pretending to be a teenager, and they do it badly for the most part. REALLY badly. I imagine that's why so many of the guys they bust seem like they are really stupid, because you have to be to fall for that.
Meanwhile the smooth talking smart predators that actually have a shot at convincing a teenager to bang them laugh at the obvious trap and move on to a real teenager to talk to.
But seriously have you guys ever read those chatlogs? It's cringey as hell, almost like a parody or something. It's hard to decide what's worse, those creepy as 40 year olds talking about their sexual emergencies or the decoys thinking they sound like children.
>>70820982
Seriously... I've talked to a few underage chicks on accident on dating apps (they lie about their age to sign up) and even those fucking 15/16 year old dumb as fuck girls are smarter than those creepy-as-fuck decoys.
Where do they hire those guys from? The sex offender signup line?
what would you happen if you showed up in a "I trolled Hansen" shirt and worse some clown shoes and a big wig to make it obvious you were joking the whole time, would they still arrest you?
What if you spelled out a message in the online chatroom using the first letter of each sentence as insurance that you're not a pedo?
>>70821283
TWO WORDS
>>70808849
that's... the guy from Star Citizen, Chris whatever...
>>70819299
I MUST GO SHOPPING
>>70808781
i wonder if whoever is typing the decoy shit is laughing their ass off as it goes on.
>>70821283
Honest to God, I can't wait for this to show up in the news. It's been discussed in pretty much every TCAP thread I've ever been in and some idiot anon is gonna just roll with it.
There are two outcomes:
1: you didn't cover your tracks and fucked up with the chat logs, and they have you for solicitation regardless if you were actually joking or not
2: You covered your tracks, and the decoy stopped talking to you 5 messages in
There's a reason every fucking one of these guys who gets caught is dumb-as-fuck... I don't think I've seen a single semi-competent one besides that Rabbi guy and he was nucking futz.
>>70821959
where are they even going to catch these guys anyway? do those chatrooms from the first show even exist anymore? i have not heard about them for fucking years, so i bet even if they exist hardly anyone uses them, least of all teenagers in the twitter generation.
where the hell would you even go to meet teenage girls? tinder? you know what never mind don't tell me, no good can come from me knowing that information
>>70822080
A few anons have mentioned being fished by obvious decoys on things like tinder and facebook, that's probably where they're trying but I wouldn't be surprised if they can't even make a show out of it when hardly anyone shows.
The smart ones will scope them out in public or something, but definitely leave no logs of any kind. Wouldn't surprise me if they worked at like youth camps and stuff, met plenty of girls that lost their v-card to their councilors there.
>>70821283
It's just a stupid idea.
If you wanna meet chris hanson so bad surely there are other ways.
>>70811088
Poor pedo, his career is ruined because he tried to fuck a kid. Boo Hoo.
>>70810559
>tfw my brother lives in the same neighborhood as that house
>>70822309
In my country, it's literally legal to fuck kids. The age of consent in 16, 2 years before becoming a legal adult
>>70822257
the other problem i see with doing tcap now is how easy it is to skype/facetime etc someone, live video. those decoys do not look very convincing except in carefully taken pictures or poking their head in the room to offer cookies.
you would have to be pretty stupid to meet a teenage girl(knowing damn well it's a crime) without actually talking to her face to face. I don't even think the dumbasses from the first show would be that stupid, right? Good ol chris hansen has to be on these guys minds in this current year surely
>>70809329
>Chris: So what is it you do for a living?
>Perv: I work in media sir.
>Chris: You work in media.
>Perv: Yes sir, I'd like to one day have a career in television.
>Chris: Well then Michael I'm afraid this is one of those good news/bad news situations for you...
Chris is a master of improv. I've always wanted him to guest on Whose Line.
>>70819299
Coundom vs ruber. Which is more effective at preventing STDs when banging 13 year olds?
>>70822436
My understanding is that all of the stings didn't even involve previous photos/vids from the decoys... making it even more stupid. They showed up with literally no evidence that it wasn't some sick fucking mid-40's creep.
I really wish I could see statistics for how many underage rapes/hookups they actually stopped. I bet it's not that many.Also considering the scheme the fucks who ran the decoy thing pulled, basically stealing like over 20mil.
>>70822492
kek did that really happen?
>>70822492
He really is, especially considering how unpredictable these guys are. Although I'm sure they edit out the bits where he fumbles hard.
>>70822868
>why don't you take a sheet right there?
>take a sheet? hahaha omg guys xD CUT let's try that again
>can you just come into the room again and pretend to be surprised when you see me? sorry about this, this is so unprofessional
>>70822868
Especially that one time where Chris Hansen confirms sensationalism by uttering the line "Oh, here's a good one!" while reading a chatlog.It was edited out.
>>70822888
How many times did they remove entire interviews? How many times did he fumble halfway through and they edited 30 seconds out?
I'm just saying, as much as I love Hanson, they almost definitely edited it in his favor.
>>70810284
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
>>70822803
What about good old protection?
DON'T BRING THE GIRLS
>not coming strapped
>drop the decoy once hanson walks in
>drop hanson
>engage the police and drive off in your killdozer
>>70823828
>doc block
>>70822895
>It was edited out.
>that redundancy
Chris Hansen is a shithead. He doesn't give one flying fuck whether his show "protects" anyone or not.
>>70823828
Fag only served a two month stint in jail.
>>70823908
And a literally hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on legal battles and bail. Not to mention a revoked medical license. Fucker's life was destroyed.
ARGHHH
>>70823349
WHAT!?!?!?!?
NO WAY!!!
>>70809794
No it would be Steve Buscemi pretending to be the girl
>>70821283
ITS A PRANK BRO
A P R A N K
P
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whats the best one, /tv/?
any links?
>>70809500
>gay romano
>writing in all caps
>NO RUBER
never fails to make me laugh desu
>>70823049
There are full interviews on Youtube.
>>70817428
And wasn't the suit dropped after finding reams of the shit on the ol family pc?
>>70809500
who's the last guy in this video? the "hey guys. cut" guy
>>70824244
I love this guys stuff, true dedication.
https://m.youtube.com/user/ZoeyMauve
>>70817658
The military is full of pedos.
>>70817822
Who did?
>>70809329
Any clip of this one?
>>70824987
yeah it a clip
>>70824915
>icetruckkiller
>>70824915
>guy just wants to have a good time watching family guy
>decoy starts talking about making out
what's all this about it not being entrapment again?
>>70824915
Wow decoy is a cunt
She brought this up
Anyone remember the episode where a cop in a fucking ghillie suit jumps out the bushes to grab the pedo?
>>70822410
>16
>kids
>>70819818
100% of all living things, that died over the age of 2, utilized oxygen in some way. I guess oxygen is inherently lethal.
>>70820133
>walk in housd
>I'd like to see some identification to confirm your age
>wanting to fuck a 16 years old (by all accounts and purposes, a "woman" already) as a 20 something boy is illegal and even worse, makes you a pedophile
America everyone, le land of the freedom, more like land of the cucked.
>>70817822
Holy shit that's completely accurate. We all know it'a all downhill from 18 in most cases. Not even pedo, that's reality.
>>70826538
when is the last time you talked to a 16 year old girl and considered them a woman?
they're functionally as smart as 13 year old boys
>>70811554
>We have truly been able to Catch a Predator
KEK
>>70809545
>Tfw you'll never get caught by people like Chris Hansen, because you're too beta to meet up with even minors
>>70826600
When was the last time you talked to a 20 years old and considered him a man?
They're functionally as smart as 16 years old boys.
On the matter, what the fuck has intelligence to do with sex. A girl 16 years old is well already into her best breeding phase, this whole you need "awareness" to have sex is a fucking retarded social construct that goes against nature's intent for which we were made to have sex at all, reproduction, we're fucking animals before anything else.
Even disgregarding this, this retarded show tries to pass off as "pedophiles" even guys with like 5 years age difference at best which is pants on head retarded.
Thank god I don't live in a third world shithole like murrika where you can get arrested for fucking a 17 years old as a 18 years old boy.
>>70809480
Saved
>>70809329
>BUT WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW
>WAS THAT EVERYTHING *WAS NOT* COOL
>>70826768
>Thank god I don't live in a third world shithole like murrika where you can get arrested for fucking a 17 years old as a 18 years old boy.
haha this almost happened to me. i was 18 and dating a 17 year old, and her parents hated my guts, so one day they decided to call the cops on me. Joke was on them, there's some sort of romeo and juliet law or something in my state that makes that particular case legal. Cops just joked about her mom was a psycho cunt and left.
I never even thought to look up the laws in my state. Anyone ITT that's around 18-20 years old and might be dating high schoolers look up the damn laws. I'd be on a damn sex offender registry if i lived in a state with shittier laws.
>>70809904
If they could find someone their own age they wouldn't be trying to hit on girls in the first place. Most of these men are not true blue pedos, they are lonely losers who go for underage girls because they'll be less likely to be rejected.
>>70809020
>i but on u and eat off your body :-DDDD
I just had a thought. Do many of the refugees have internet access? Seems like Chris Hansen could have a field day in europe right now.
>>70826538
Was any woman ever caught on this show?
What if a 14 year old boy pretending to be 21 online to pick up chicks ended up coming to the decoy house?
>>70827237
cops arrest the decoy for trying to seduce a minor online.
>>70824849
and gays
>>70824915
Anyone have the full chatlog? Did the predator talk about secks before this?
>>70824015
Good point.
>>70827237
Today's teenage boys can get tons of pussy without even trying. If a kid has to resort to such a pathetic tactic, he's probably horrifyingly hideous and deserves to be locked up.
Killed himself after being caught on national TV and finding child porno at his house. Sick fuck.
>>70809644
You understand that the actual transcript has been altered so that the audience can clearly see who the perp is and who the decoy is right? The name of the decoy is probably hotgirl13 or something.
>>70828202
Handjobs marketeer.
>>70828273
Her name is Dee_Koy69
>>70810808
totally legit dude, go for it!
>>70809480
Schadenfreude. But since they're all absolute double digit morons with cock for brains and are scum on top of it it's fine to laugh at them.
>>70810808
>entrapment
Ass devastated pedo detected.
>>70824849
Speaking of militaryin the newest upcoming episode they actually caught an Iraqi serviceman.
>>70828477
Obviously he forgot he was no longer in sandnigger country. Over there you are allowed to fuck anything with a heartbeat.
>>70808781
But you can easily spoof chatlogs. Hell, I've done it to mess with people. Doesn't even take any special knowledge, just a simple text editor like Notepad. So, how can chatlogs be used as proof?
>>70810808
Jesus
In 2 years I will masturbate to people born when I was 20
Really makes you think
>>70809329
In the 1500's that little '13' year old would have been married away to a 40 something land owner and pumped full of children (I mean fornicated with). Maybe the parents can teach the kids not to invite strange men over... Oh wait, the only things real about this show is the pedo trap treading a very fine line between 'catching a predator' and bagging a horny perv who never would have white knuckled his sweaty palms to some upper middle class three story to screw what he thought was an over privileged, sheltered, sexually overt preteen if it weren't for some self righteous bored/retired middle aged house wife crusader willing to lure otherwise blameless perv's(albeit fucked up pervs, but blameless perv;s.) into getting caught, not for a crime, but by by-proxy assessment of their statements. I think the whole thing is the epitome of the most wretched entertainment that western culture has regurgitated on the world. It begs the question; 'who is more sick, the faulted for having longed, in current moray err, intimacy with a minor, via some disconnect with people their own age, or the benign flesh sacks so devoid of merit that they need nothing less than to see a man's life destroyed over a crime that he 'most likely would have committed if even a modicum of this bullshit was real, to feel entertained or justified, or whatever it makes you feel that isn't the heartbroken ickyness for these sad, sorry, washed up dudes. But hey, if it makes us feel safer and morally superior then I guess it's worth it. What a crock of kid shit.
>>70829979
You have people verify or oversee the chats I assume.
>>70830111
(You)
>>70830111
wew lad
>age of consent in America is 18
kek in most of Europe it is 16 TOPS
>>70830111
Gas pedophiles when?
>>70830350
it's 18 in some states
don't care about yurop
>>70809229
This is the cerebral palsy guy.
>>70830350
Its 16 in the majority of US states, kys eurofag
>>70808781
i don't even want these cookies anymore...
>>70811673
kek'd hard
>>70830740
LOL
>>70809329
Holy shit, its like pottery
>>70830740
Whaaat? No way.
>>70823878
>not coming through the wall in your killdozer with "OOOOOOH YEAHHHH" blaring on loudspeakers Koolaid-man style
>>70824410
As far as I know, yeah. Pretty sad, butkinda funny.
>>70827194
Yes, but they're not interesting enough.
Not even kidding.
>>70827237
They have all kinds of guys that are like 17 and pose as older, they basically just shove them out the back door.
Seriously, this operation is fucking dumb. I'm sure it was started in good spirit, but it could be much more efficient if things didn't happen like the decoy "non-profit" stealing 20-fucking-million dollars. Who's the worse criminal at that point? I don't fuckin know, seriously tell me.
>>70830350
Depends.
>>70831147
Those seeking to pound 12 year olds.
>>70830967
jesus fuck, go back to 9gag or wherever the fuck you just came from
>>70829979
I'd assume they immediately drop anyone who does this, which means they let like 90% of the guys go almost immediately... fucking stupid.
This show is great for laughs, but if anyone in production actually thinks they're doing anything good they're a fucking idiot.
>>70831147
>decoy "non-profit" stealing 20-fucking-million dollars. Who's the worse criminal at that point? I don't fuckin know, seriously tell me.
The guy trying to fuck kids you simpleton
>>70817822
>9 yrs old
> >0%
Uhhh
>>70831216
>>70831280
>pose as 12 y/o for days at a time in sexual conversation online
>suddenly INEXPLICABLY develop an appetite for 12 y/o's
>steal over 20 mil
>now have money to take child rape vacations for eternity
>?????
>profit
>>70831236
Huh? I didn't think any of them even knew about killdozer, it's hardly mentioned here even. But if you're gonna use killdozer you might as well do it right.
>>70831151
Cool tip indeed!
