>Big Kahuna burgers don't exist
What fictional foods do you want to try the most? For me it's either pic related or the Poplars from Futurama.
>>70806374
shit is real, if it wasn't before.
ask tarantula.
>>70806374
I am now hungry for a fast food hamburger. Fuck you, OP
Tomacco
lucky strikes
>>70806403
weak minded fool
Uhh Just make it yourself? It's 2 buns, a patty, cheese, and a dash of 'chup.
>ketchup on top of the cheese
For what purpose?
>>70806403
>wanting to eat shit because you see a picture of shit
gross
>>70806469
>'chup
faggot
the nerd's coffee on Breaking Bad
>>70806454
Am I being rused?
You can find these at pretty much any tobacco shop.
>>70806469
>a dash of 'chup
Krabby Patties
/thread
>>70806454
Noice
>>70806454
meh don't bother, they're essentially more expensive unfiltered camels
White people taste best.
I know they used to have them at Tastyburger, but they stopped selling them.
>>70806469
>a dash of 'chup
>>70806400
You mean Tarantelini de Spiritu Santi de Raffaelo Quentinolio
just look at how good this looks, trust me it is the best. its like literally rubbing crack on your gums its that good
tree stars nigga
>>70806497
>>70806522
>>70806576
Found the fucking un-cool, baby cock having nerds. Go back to your other site.
*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
>>70806502
Holy shit. This. Would be almost worth suffering through his presence.
>>70806374
This was my first thought
>>70806469
>'chup
Churley's Burgers are best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJfAl7DLNXM
>>70806621
Holy fuck you're cracking me up. Here's your (You)
>>70806374
>>70806403
Fuuck, me too
What's your favorite burger place, /tv/?
Best burger I've had so far has been from Caliburger
Second best, Max Hamburgare
crab legs
Come on guys, lets get this post to 200 replies
>>70806621
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
>>70806403
You'll never make it
>>70806856
There's a local place near where I live that makes a rockin' hamburger, best I think I've ever had. I actually am very partial to Burger Fi for fast-food burgers
I'm vegan.
>>70806374
But it is real actually. I have eaten them several times at the Burgermeister here in Leipzig
Blue milk
>>70806374
>tfw ywn have the sea urchin ceviche at dorsia
>>70807031
or red snapper pizza
or PEANUT BUTTER SOUP
>>70806374
>>70806604
>>70806856
I fucking hate americans
>>70806604
>>70806604
>shit cheese
>burgers taller than they are wide.
I'll never understand why people do this.
>>70806374
cunny-ade
>>70806469
>'chup.
>>70807159
>redditors
>"people"
>>70806374
LOTR Lembas. I travel a lot for work, and finding good food in a hurry can be hard.
>>70806604
Aussie here, wtf is that shit on the right? Is that fries with fuckload of some kind of sauce and gravy?
How do you eat that stuff? Looks like diabeties, but tasty as fuck
Arcturian poontang
>>70806604
Did someone barf on your burger, bro
>>70807208
>I wish bread would exist
>>70806454
>he can't into torches of freedom
wew lad
the reptar bars that turn your tongue green
>>70807087
>comes to an American site to complain about Americans
t. pablo
>>70807169
Bruh
>>70807242
WTF? I love Luckies now
>>70806374
You made this exact thread on /v/ already...complete with tge Lucky Strike post >>70806454
>>70807087
>being this jealous of the slavish propitiation of the gods of cholesterol
Don't worry, anon, when you come to visit us you can know what it is like to enjoy living.
>>70807297
back to /v/eddit with you
>>70806469
>'chup
I rarely say things like this, but fuck you
>>70807297
Why does /v/ hate KStew so much?
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70807283
Weird. Me too. It's must be that American Intelligence.
>>70807169
The real dilemma here is who's cunnyade do you slurp first?
I'm sure they all have thier own unique distinctive flavours and aromas
>>70807245
I though it was Nepalese Cribbage Enthusiast Site?
>>70806604
the burger looks great but those fries just made a little sick
>>70806469
>'chup
8/10
It's impossible to get chili and sea bass anywhere so I just order Wendy's Chili and mix it with some fish sticks
>>70806606
Leaves don't taste very good
>>70806856
There used to an old black lady named Willie Mae in my bumfuck town that had been cooking burgers for like 85 years. She died tho
>>70807408
This is the most reddit meme of all time and I hope your mom gets cancer
>>70807409
>not liking animal style fries
Queer
>>70807439
It's Chilean sea bass yah dip.
>>70806604
In n out is the most overrated fast food burger joint.
>>70806469
>dash of 'chup.
>cultural misappropriation of a cultural misappropriation
Don't you dare drag glorious 'cha down to the level of your sardine paste turned mushroom paste turned tomato abomination.
>>70807408
no you dip it's a bolivian pillow fluffing board
>>70807457
I hope your Mom gets my dick....down her throat.
>>70806374
>>70806638
Then do it properly, faggot
>>70807502
Nah their burgers are p good
>>70807367
Since we are talking about it anyway, I'd love to eat her shit tbqh
I can't remember the last time I had pizza with cheese like this
>>70807485
i don't really like fries at all desu
>>70807502
confirmed for never having shake shack
>>70806374
>see this thread on /v/
>404'd
>figure that I haven't been on /tv/ in a few hours
>come here
>see this as the top thread
>>70807584
I have had it. It's better than in n out.
Whataburger is god tier.
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70807552
just make sure you don't put too many onions in the sauce
>>70807595
fuck off /veddit/
>>70807577
Have you ever ordered triple cheese?
>>70807619
The ribs in House of Cards looked so fucking tasty, I wish they had kept the ribs shop around.
>>70807595
>/v/ has higher standards than /tv/
>>70806912
There's a burger fi opening up next to my apartment, I'm glad to hear it's good.
Mr Pibb from American Dad, thought it was fictional then I found out it was real. And we don't sell them here in the UK.
Anyone here have The Habit before? It's the best burger I've had for the price
>>70806400
>tarantula
>not tarantulino
Well, you tried.
>>70806469
>at a restaurant
>ordered some steak
>table next to me ordered steak as well
>my fucking face when the faggot put some ketchup on a perfectly good steak
fucking americans what the fuck is wrong with you people? FUCK YOU
>>70807725
It's like a shitty and flat Dr. Pepper
>>70807725
it tastes identical to dr. pepper
>>70807725
I'm not sure if you can even get mr pibb anymore I think they replaced it with pibb xtra
>>70807753
Americans don't put ketchup on steaks, ard tard. Only euroshits do that
>>70807620
They're just 3 small onions.
>>70806513
Not in the US anymore though
I always thought the candy gourds looked great.
>>70807788
Nah, you're putting too many onions in the sauce
>>70807753
>putting ketchup on a dish that costs half a months salary
I refuse to believe.
>>70806604
I demand an american to tell me what in the world is going on with those fries.
>>70806469
>'chup
I've always wanted to try root beer. Unless I get it imported it's nowhere to be found here.
>>70807753
>at a diner
>ordered a sandwich
>table next to me ordered a sandwich as well
>mfw the faggot ordered a slice of toast wedged between to slices of bread
>there is no face
fucking britbongs, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Fuck you.
>>70807883
I'd be surprised but it always strange seeing other countries not get your staples. Where are you from?
>>70806374
Obviously the ultimate party platter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY
>>70807786
As if. I visited Texas on a holiday a few months back and went to a steakhouse. When I got served the steak the waiter put down ketchup next to my plate and was then looking at me expectedly. I just started eating and her jaw just dropped. She went into the kitchen and brought out what I can only imagine was the manager, since he had a cowboyhat and one of those american native ties. He was also stearing awhile but eventually he whistled and a few other cowboys came out of the kitchen and strongarmed me. They took me out back and asked why I was a godless heathen and didnt use ketchup on my prime deluxe steak while aiming his 6shooter at me. I explained that I was a foreigner so he let me go, but took my passport and told me he didnt want to see me or my wifes son in the town ever again. Never been to the US again since and I never will.
>>70807883
>visit america
>go to local fast food joint called AW
>order a "rootbeer float"
>its a vanilla icecream inside a soft drink
>delicious
>never felt closer to diabetes
>have one almost every day while im in america
To be honest, im glad im not american. Id balloon to incredible sizes there.
>>70807995
Neat
>>70807856
They're animal style. In n out used to have one of those "secret menus" but now it's so well known that the fries come in a little box labeled animal style now. They're fries topped with cheese, grilled onions, bacon and hamburger sauce, which is basically just thousand island and chopped up pickles. They're pretty good
>>70806469
>>70808094
Bacon? Where the fuck did you get bacon on animal fries?
>>70806436
Tomacco is real and will literally kill you
>>70806934
vegetarian here. bunch of savages eating meat.
>>70806606
Dob Bleuth was a master of psychology.
He could make animated plant-matter look appetizing.
>>70807753
>>70807786
britbong here, but not very culinary inclined, do like steaks though
I like my steak with baked beans, you basically get tomato ketchup with the beans, pretty handy right ?
>>70806856
>serving fries in an actual deep-frying basket
Is this a West Coast thing?
>>70808192
In n out in my town does bacon
when peter started learning how to eat at the feast
or krabby patties, the sheer number and size of them made them seem really appetizing too, and the level of care spongebob took in creating the burgers was amazing, one of the best episodes is when he walks you through the burger.
>>70806856
>>70808470
they look like shit too, over cooked and thin
>>70807725
They BARELY sell them here in the United States. It's very much a neiche brand of soda.
But it is fucking GOOD. I highly recommend trying it if you can ever get your hands on it.
Same with Cheerwine.
Exclusively manufactured in the American South.
Exported all over the United States by thirsty yankees who can't get enough of it.
All those apple-based pastries look super fucking good, despite being low-detail drawings in a Flash-animated cartoon.
>>70806856
theres this fantastic place in Wyandotte (michiganfag) called Joes Sliders. holy fuck so good.
>>70808564
The live action burger in the training video episode didn't look too appetizing though
Technically /v/-related, but still.
>>70808564
oops forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCzjHPS--U
and another really good food moment was in Santa Clause when hes just starting to get fat and he's in a business meeting and starts ordering a tonne of food and devouring a chocolate sundae
>>70808657
>implying it wouldn't eat you first
>>70808697
and forgot link again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP8Fa9Op9kg
>>70806621
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>70807786
this
>>70806621
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
Enchiladitos, they make you wanna' eat em'...
>>70807533
I'm sure she already has.
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70807087
>It's not even in a can! WHAT THE FUCK MURRICA? WHERE'S THE BEANS ON TOAST?
Not food, but around the time The Simpsons Movie came out, 7-Eleven did a promotion where a few stores were converted into Kwik-E-Marts, complete with some of the fake brands from the show. If I lived near one, I probably would've bought a box of Krusty-O's or something just for the sake of novelty.
>>70806604
Animal Style is for tourists and transplants. I get a double double no onion no tomato add pickles fries light well and an arnold palmer. That a patrician in n out order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcE4czyt1Q
This whole scene really made those bugs look like theyd actually taste good.
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70806856
>burger too big to take a proper bite
2/10
>>70806604
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>70809131
I know that feel, even if they are eating grubs it looks so great
>>70809131
I thought I was the only one.
>>70806856
A local place called Pop Shop, they've pretty much ruined almost all other burgers for me because none of them measure up.
>>70806374
whitecastle sliders from the one movie
>>70806374
Lembas bread
>>70807566
same
>>70806470
The cheese goes directly onto the hot patty with nothing in between, for maximum meltyness.
>>70806469
>'chup
fuck you retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3iUH79ok8A
teletubbie toast baby, they actually sold some for a while, I think i remember them being pretty shit
>>70807539
this
Duff Beer
>>70809131
how many bugs would an adult lion realistically need to eat a day to survive?
>>70809534
they had a soda at universal studios labeled duff beer and looked like the can. I didn't get any of it cause I was hoping it'd be actual beer, but I wish I did after I left just for the hell of it
>>70807856
Animal style
>>70806469
>meta /ck/ --> /tv/ cross shitposting
what a time to be alive
>>70807995
>He didn't want to see me or my wife's son
>me or my wife's son
>wife's son
Goddammit, you got me.
7/10
>>70807223
It's the "secret sauce", you will notice its on the burger as well, I'm fairly certain it's thousand island mixed with ketchup and relish
>>70809678
/ck/ threads on /tv/ are always the best threads
>mfw plebtier faggots put 'chup on their 'aeks near me
I want the jelly beans from Harry Potter
first thing that came to me memory, flashig a s it were i became aware of rufio; then the festitivties came to life. that's what i want. it's such an inspirational scene from a kid's point of view; nothing goes higher than being there for your mates. the food is an added bonus. i want that experience.
>>70806374
Spice
>>70806469
Nigger did you actually just write "a dash of 'chup"?
>>70809789
id rather have a slice of 'za
>>70806856
Little place by my apartment sells a 1lb. cheeseburger and unlimited hand cut fries for $8.
>>70806454
just smoke camels, it's better too anyway
>>70810019
horrible fries again though
these are the only almost acceptable batch of fries
>>70809217
>>70810019
righteous burg
maybe we can get one together sometime
>>70806469
>a dash of 'chup
>>70806469
fyad?
>>70810019
where is your apartment located?
Roasted Boar, illustrated by Albert Uderzo
>>70809981
Id rather have some go' za'
>>70807612
I agree with you that whataburger is better than both
>>70810136
Lower Manhattan. It's a tiny hole in the wall place and I pray at least once a week that people (hipsters) never find out about it and they don't start charging out the ass.
>>70810019
holy fuck I can see why they're giving away fries like that, they look disgusting.
>>70807408
Columbian yarn-looming strategy guide
>>70807082
I think that will follow nicely
>>70806469
I prefer a smear of 'tard.
>Not buying a couple pounds of lean meat, a bag of potatoes, and BBQing and deep frying your own burgers and fries made to perfection
I can make a better burger and fries than they sell anywhere in about half an hour, plus no smelly brown people have touched my food.
>>70810259
Looks are deceiving, they're really good.
>>70809217
>DAT CHEESE
UNF, WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS?
https://youtu.be/0Hnc72zrH4A
Also the strudel from Basterds
>>70810290
Way to ruin a good post with cliche /tv/ racism faggot
>>70810385
That is all natural homegrown /tv/ racism you fucking tumblrina. If you don't like it go write in your diary about how much I offended you.
>>70806856
There is a place here in Dallas called Kellers Drive-In, an old burger joint from the 50's where alot of muscle car guys meet. Good burgers, great fries.
>>70807496
>trolled
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70809838
But they were real.
milk steakrum ham
>>70809099
Dubs confirms, good tastes bro. I usually grab a cub of water and lemon wedges for a beverage instead. Shakes there are pretty good but its not like those are specially done
>>70806374
Seriously though
Ketchup on a burger ?
Who does that ?
Disgusting savages
>>70806604
Now matter how many times I see animal fries they look like disgusting festival food.
I imagine two types order them. Fat fucks with shit taste who genuinely enjoy them and fags who want to feel special by ordering from le secret menu meme.
Way to fall for marketing sheep.
>>70806374
Rocket Robin Hood spread that Friar Tuck eats in the opening
>>70809099
good but not quite
>double-double animal style sub whole grilled onions for chopped (and regular fries, dip it in that spread baby) with a pink lemonade
>>70810656
I swear every time I get chopped grilled onions at in n out they fucking burn them
>>70810656
>animal style
For what purpose?
>the burger has pickles on it
I don't even hate pickles but they overpower the burger and hurt the texture
>>70810839
wrong
>>70810890
Pickles are shit on a burger. By themselves they're okay.
>>70810973
i a8 pickles off your mom's pussy mound
>>70807087
Pls euro trash kill yourself
>>70810973
i fuk ur mom with my sweet babby gherkin
>>70806469
>"and a dash of 'chup."
end me
>>70807519
What is 'cha?
>>70811046
I was wondering where I put those cucumbers.
>>70807533
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>70806469
IM REPLYING ANGRILY TOO
>>70811073
Some disgusting chili paste that subhumans put on everything because they are an abomination before Christ.
>70806856
>I didn't get any of it cause I was hoping it'd be actual beer, but I wish I did after I left just for the hell of it
what did he mean by this?
>>70806526
Fuck that craby patty scum. I eat at the chum bucket always and forever
>>70807031
Good luck getting a reservation there you scum
>>70807223
its the only way to eat those fries. their burgers are dope, but fries are ass
>>70811073
probably sriracha
>>70811129
Oh shit, it's sriracha. I'm retarded.
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70806469
A dash would refer to something solid like salt a similar quantity would be a spot of 'chup.
Winnie the Pooh honey
>>70806374
They exist and I've had one; there's a place called Big Kahuna's that has restaurants in HI and CA that serves them.
>>70811417
a squirt
>>70806856
Burger king
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5CYAp2F.gif "200_s[1].gif")
Leeloo's favourite dish, Chikan Gooood
I hear it's good
>Ctrl+F 'chup
>>70806604
As a Californian who used to eat this shit every day, its over rated. Get you some Steak n Shake or Fatburger
>>70806469
You're such a faggot that I closed this tab, then immediately opened it again to double-check just how much of a faggot you are
>>70806469
>a dash of 'chup
if those characters were real that guy laying on the sofa would STILL be dead right now.
Think about that.
>>70806469
>2 buns
Good Burger with Ed's Sauce
>>70806469
nice 69
>>70806469
>it's a /tv/ gets memed hard by /ck/ episode
>>70806469
>'chup
>>70806374
It honestly doesn't look that appetizing.
>putting toppings on cheese
>not leaving the cheese alone to melt between patty and crown
>>70811768
>CHUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!
>>70806469
>/ck/ memes spilling over to /tv/
I want to try the rudimentary nutrient paste that Robocop eats.
>>70810282
highly underrated
>>70806469
>>70811799
fuck I always thought that was just future coffee
>>70806469
>>70806469
>'chup
IT'S 2016 COME ON
>>70809609
They have duff on tap at moes tavern inside universal studios
>>70811417
dash of vinegar
dash of redwine
dash of bitters
dash of rum
>>70811799
I'd also want to try that weird green gruel that Conan face planted in. What the fuck is in this?
>>70811977
That deep brown, rich-looking gruel served in Gladiator always gets my mouth watering. It looks fucking delicious.
>>70811977
hot mushroom cream soup
>>70806469
I wonder if this guy had any idea how many people would be obsessive over his weird use of a made up slang term
>>70806469
I've been laughing at this solidly for the past hour and I don't know what to do
please send help
G A B A G O O L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NEUfm986QU
