What would Gomez Addams think if if Wedensday brought home a black guy?
he'd have gone apeshit cus she was like 6
>>70803709
No man, like after she gets older
>>70803872
they didn't have colour back then so he wouldn't even know
>>70803709
This
You have to be at least 25 to be able to properly handle niggerdick
>>70803615
i think he might be fine, the Addams family where very welcoming.
here's the twist, he would be the most normal, wearing a sweater, getting good grades on the football team.he dresses up as a witchdoctor to try and fit in
>>70803969
Even in black and white you can tell the difference between black and white
Better question would be: what would Gomez think if if Morticia brought a black guy into their bedroom?
>>70804291
"black" people are people of colour. there's no colour in black and white
>>70803615
He would probably think shes dating King Kong and say something like...
>KONG OLD BOY, Haven't seen you in ages. Hows the rooftop climbing business treating you these days.
>>70804315
MORTICIA IS PURE!
DELET RHIS!!!
>>70804315
Gomez may be open minded, but I don't think he'd be 100%. Than again, they are just eccentric enough to do it, so who's to say?
Probably better than when she was dating (and married) Jerry butler
>>70803615
Isn't Gomez Latino
>>70804315
Sorry to spoil the fun for you anon but Gomez Addams (the character) was many things but a fucking pathetic cuck would not be one of them.
Check out how fucking jealous he got when Morticia pretends to flirts with another man in this dance number. He flips the fuck out with rage and throws her across the room.
Just skip to 3:20 to see his reaction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8tF1wI-a8
>>70803615
Do you honestly think a black person would go near that fucking family?
>YWN
>>70804819
Don't they have a gallows outside thier house? You have a point.oh god, you think Wedensday would get into asphyxiation when she grows up?
>>70804805
Movie Gomez is noncanon.
>>70804931
>iron maiden in her bedroom
She's into shit beyond our comprehension.
>>70804862
jdimsa
>>70804931
Yes, she's a retarded porn whore who's into choking, which is obviously performed by Thing. Let's just throw it all down the toilet, fuck everything in the ass.
>>70805001
>>70804862
What? I don't speak Facebook
>>70803615
I thought the Addams family liked spooks?
>>70804805
I know origin movies/reboots are fucking gay but I want to see how these two characters even got together. I imagine it involves murder and a haunted castle or some shit.
>>70805086
>>70805068
You started posting here after 2013, right?
>>70805001
Morticia in this always reminded me of that one porn star, the Slav who looks like an English slag.
Gomez was a banker right? Wasn't that the stereotypical well off job for back in its day?
>>70803615
>Why, Wednesday, what have you done, young lady? This...this THING is hideous! It doesn't fit in, it makes people nervous, it's violent, completely destroys decorum and tradition, corrupts everything around it!
>I love it!
He was alright with the Thing getting married, so he wouldn't mind.
an Adam's Family thread, on /tv/, this, I did not expect.
>>70804934
>noncanon
Because your little cuck heart believes so ?
Stay cucked anon.
>>70805196
nailed it
>>70805196
10/10
>>70803615
congruent her on her new pet, remind her to feed him everyday
Maybe he can share a room with Pugsley's pet chimp
>>70804315
Gomez? No.
Fester on the other hand...
>>70805315
Shes just like me.
Dark and cloudy days are the best days. No hot sun burning down on me. Everything is cool and calm. And if it's raining the kids next door stay indoors and I don't have to listen to their LOUD screaming as they jump up and down on their noisy annoying skateboards in my back yard.
>>70805506
>>70805315
Cloudy is the best weather, agreed
>>70805461
>>70804491
It's funny because it's more than likely to be true.
>>70803615
That would be dark.
Gomez seems like a personable and cool guy. In all non-/pol/ honesty, he'd probably be fine with it. He trusts Wednesday to make good choices. He also knows what she'll do if the guy breaks her heart.
>>70806304
>>70804149
Spoken like our new SJW friends who have left their native mainstream sites to shit post on /tv/.
>>70804315
He's slap her around for a bit then challenge the black guy to a duel, kill him, then slap Morticia around a bit more untill she got nice and hot, then dance the tango and fug.
>>70804934
only the comics are canon you cuck
>>70803615
>implying a patrician like Wednesday would go anywhere near one.
>>70805262
Looks like a female AJ from Sopranos
>>70805086
Came here to post this. Already posted. /tv/ doesn't dissapoint.
I think a spook would fit right in with the Addam's family.
>>70806304
Always with the /pol/ obsession.
>>70803615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OnJt98B6Oc
>>70804569
This you fucking faggots. Carolyn Jones was a GODDESS.
>>70804805
>movieshit
Literally K.Y.S. (Kill Your Self)
You have no place here.
>>70808164
>Talking shit about Raul Julia
