>>70801865
>>70800554
Battle of the bastards edition
>>70803238
Stannis
>Episode 10
>Jamie returns to King's Landing just as Cersei begins to go full Mad Queen
>He begins to see that she is pretty much the worst type of person
>Great Sept of Baelor is BTFO by wildfyre, killing the High Sparrow and Margery along with countless innocents in the surrounding area
>Tommen throws himself from a window out of grief
>this sends Cersei over the edge, orders Qyburn to "burn them all"
>Jamie gets triggered, starts choking Cersei
>fire engulfs much of the city and spreads to the Red Keep just as the first snows of winter fall on King's Landing
it is known
Will he survive episode 9?
>She will never look at you like this while you disappoint her in bed.
Why live?
>>70803238
The hound is the only good character left.
>>70803238
Early, but it's not a spiteful tripfag thread and has the right backlink so I'll take it
What if the wildfire is instead use to btfo the white walkers as they come in kings landing?
or even the fatass of dragons?
Alright what's going on guys
>>70803281
>>Tommen throws himself from a window out of grief
he's too much of a pussy to do that
>>70803294
I know this look all too well
>tfw no magic cock
best character
>>70803281
you're giving D7D too much credit, make it more idiotic, nonsensical and half assed, and you've got it
>>70803286
leakfag said he died in episode 10
Cleganebowl cancelled
>WinterHYPE confirmed
Who's ready for Valyrian Steel Axe?
Who Brienne gonna meet Hound and the Brotherhood?
>>70803295
and Davos, Podrick, Dolorous Edd
>daytime outside
>door directly behind you
>door that you just closed
>fight in the dark anyway, it's not like this chick used to be blind or anything
>die
braavos
>>70803330
fuck off jonsa autist
gentlemen...
s1e8 - The Pointy End - 8.9/10 on imdb
s2e8 - The Prince of Winterfell - 8.7/10
s3e8 - Second Sons - 8.9/10
s4e8 - The Mountain and The Viper - 9.7/10
s5e8 - Hardhome - 9.9/10
>s6e8 - No One - 8.4/10and dropping like a rock
>Friendly reminder that most Lords of the North, including Lord too fat to sit a horse, don't bend their knees to Sansa and Jon until Sansa's cousin gives her an army larger than every Lord combined in the North
>friendly reminder that the North has completely fucking forgot the Boltons fucked them over and they'll all be bending their knees in fear of Robin Arryn instead of respect for the Starks
They won't kill CIA, right?
>>70803301
People can do all sorts of things when they're desperate.
>>70803330
Their photos look so much better quality than their actual motion film. They're beautiful.
Tbh we don't have solid evidence that Jaime became Cercei's lapdog, for all we know he could've been faking that too, along with the trebutchet threat.
Anyone believing that D&D can actually still write something intersting? The fanbase has 10 times better ideas for plot development them they do.
>>70803301
The leak said he will die that way, its been right about everything else.
Rest of that dudes post is speculation but Tommen jumping to his death before the seasons end is pretty much fact.
I want this show scorched from the earth! Now every Sunday I get PTSD and paranoia thinking surely this will be the Sunday I wake up from this nightmare and it only gets worse every week. Am I dead and in hell?
>>70803318
cute
CIA and the Knights of the Vale save the day
>>70803300
this my dude
>book jaime takes riverrun like a fucking boss, no blood spilled, thinks circles around everybody else
>hurr durr braeeen strunk womyn
>show jaime lets a fucking army go away to help his enemies
jesus christ D&D are breaking world records in retarded adaption every week now
>>70803330
replace that right fag with the hound and you got the best trio of every /tv/ show ever
>>70803356
I hope not, but seeing as each episode demands a certain quota of shock value, I have to admit it's possible.
>>70803281
>If it weren't for my kids i would've thrown myself from a window long ago
POTTERY
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>>70803330
episode 10 synopsis
>Brienne meets a friend turned foe
>is actually a translation error, should be "foe turned friend"
>is actually Sandor
>>70803333
The moment she turned around to open the door she would have been spit like a roast pig.
>>70803281
This would be an awesome story but a little change, how about Cersei burns Tommen by accident because he wasn't supposed to be there and he was. Driving Cersei completely mad.
>>70803401
>show jaime takes riverrun like a fucking boss, no blood spilled, thinks circles around everybody else
see?
Arya's story resolution highlights the core problem with this show;
>giving her a fatal gut wound and forcing her to swim through a river of shit only to win an off screen fight
Everything has to be to the maximum. She needed to behead Trant. She needed to be given a wound that would kill anyone. She needed to perform epic stunts through the city straight after.
Everything has to have max shock value. It completely undermines characters with subtle arcs. Arya is all about whispers, stealth and secrecy.
The whole point of Arya is a character is that it's incredible that she's managed to survive this long as a little girl with no friends or family. She hid beneath Tywin Lannister and Littlefinger, she's escaped multiple city watches. She joined a fucking ninja school.
And they actually think it's smart to finish her story with an epic high speed chase drawing heaps of attention to herself, followed by a sword fight.
The showrunners just don't care about the themes.
>>70803295
No, he's the worst of them all now.
>>70803369
i really wanted him to say radmures babbby didnt fly so good
>>70803342
I doubt it will get lower than Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. That one had both people hating the shitty Sand Snake fight and women getting triggered by Sansa rape going against it
if Ramsay wins this will be worse backlash than the red wedding
I hope he does.
>>70803393
Aren't the faceless men supposed to be subtle?
First for best king and rightful husbando
>>70803346
I'm still really hoping that the Manderlys, Cerwyns and Glovers show up before LF does to make it fairer.
They've brought up the Manderlys and White Harbor too many times to not show up before any fighting.
Please no The Late Wyman Manderly
>>70803333
>braavos
>bravo
bravo DnD
Reminder Big Battles ruined this series with their massive budget
Reminder to filter tripfags (you know who I am talking about)
>>70803413
those are confirmed fake
HBO released the titles for the final 2 eps today as per usual but they didnt give a synopsis and they wont
>>70803238
bi-threadly reminder that the waif is possibly the worst assassin that ever lived
>>70803444
he will lose but one of the starks will die in the process, most likely rickon and sansa
>>70803281
Ah yesm the ol' "Mad Queen" chestnut
Are you new here? Haven't you figured out by now that all your hopeful theories don't mean shit? Cersei won't do anything, won't go mad, nothing.
>>70803376
>Am I dead and in hell?
This is fucking purgatory.
>>70803330
How did clegane the magician manage to arrive at the scene right as they were about to hang them?
>Daenerys godmodes her way out of the siege
>sails to Westeros
>a bunch of other shit happens involving other characters
>eventually she godmodes her way onto the Iron Throne with her dragons and Dothraki army
>epilogue after the final episode
>500 years later
>all that is left of Westeros are large packs of wild Dothraki scattered about the continent
>spend all day half-naked fighting each other and riding horses around while screaming
>>70803430
Explain yourself
>>70803444
I hope he wins in a way that's just as retarded as "twenty good men raids an entire army and destroys absolutely all of the supplies without anybody seeing them.
So what the hell is with Kevan? Its like he is on the faith militants side, I know he doesnt like Cersei but he seems to not care at all about Lancel being in a cult?
Worst episode, anybody?
No Jamie character development - we hear him say "I love Sersie" and "the things we do for love"
Theory about fake Aria of the last episode is ruined
Blackfish is killed, which is of course another contradiction with the books
And the biggest issue - CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED
>>70803463
ah ok
>>70803464
thats why she dies
>>70803361
this
their landscapes are comfy af too
>>70803444
>Davos, Jon, Sansa and Littlefinger all die
>Wunwun runs away with Lyanna, the only survivors
>Next season is just a BFG tier friendship movie starring Lyanna and the giant surviving a white walker onslaught
>>70803356
Sansa is going to literally backstab him.
>W-what are we going to do in the godswood Sansa-chan?
>Hey CIA remember what I said about a reward? How about Ramsay's sloppy seconds?
>*teleports behind him with a knife and stabs him*
>But Sansa-chan... why...
>The north remembers figgit
>>70803483
he's keeping the stable status quo
basically a cuckservative
>>70803464
yes she was.
>>70803419
>>70803333
There's like 10 feet of distance between them.
And Arya has ripped all her stitches and bleeding like fuck. Whatever adrenaline rush allowed her to run through the streets is gone, she was running out steam as she went into the dark room.
It makes zero sense that the waif didn't just open the door and murder Arya in the light, she knew she used to be blind, she knows she has the better reach with a sword, she knows she will lose in the dark.
>>70803485
>And the biggest issue - CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED
A reminder that I called it weeks ago
>>70803454
Yes, they are supposed to be the kind of assassin you never notice unless you've just been killed.
>>70803487
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/13/game-thrones-finale?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter
>normies starts going on about the Cleganebowl thinking it makes them look lolsonerdy and deep into the series
>theory finally gets BTFO
Couldn't have come at a better time
>>70803485
Jaime loves Brienne, he played hardball with Edmure when being nice didn't work.at least thats what I hope, knowing d&d he could well still just be cerseis bitch
>>70803454
No, you're think of the facefull men.
>>70803524
so jaqen is a terrible assassin too since he was caught right?
>>70803425
The actor toned down the stunts to a huge degree so she said in an interview. Maisie told them this anime shit wasn't flying and vetoed all their work. Pretty based.
What does clegene bowl mean?
>>70803508
What the fuck has Littlefinger even done to her? She doesn't know about Ned, he took her away from King's Landing and the Lannisters, literally told her she didn't have to marry Ramsay if she didn't want to. This show fucking sucks so bad now.
I still don't understand why Sansa's going to let Jon go to battle when she's asked littlefinger for help
>>70803425
Seriously. You have Khal Drogo die of a cut getting infected, but a young girl can survive having their gut destroyed by a knife just fine? Also both took milk of the poppy which helped Khal's infection. Even Ned was worse off from one stab to the leg
>>70803509
>>70803483
Lancel is in his rebelious teenage phase and Kevan is strict enough to prevent that
And he pretty much stays near Tommen without too much interference either way
>>70803549
>caught
Being in the Black Cells was part of his plan.
>>70803393
lol'd irl
>>70803549
Getting caught was part of his plan.
>>70803333
Presumably, Waif went through the same training and has also been killing for decades
>>70803542
this is so sad and pathetic
you sorry faggots have gone on about it for years and now that you got BTFO the best you can do is attempt to laugh at other people to make yourselves feel better for being morons
jesus christ you guys
>>70803485
He's going tochange when he hears Cersei confess her crimes
>>70803570
you should get b&
So who did the faceless men send Not-Arya to kill?
It seems i'm actually the only person that liked this episode.
The obvious thing everyone is complaining about is the chase scene between arya and the waif. Everyone seems to be pissed that their theories didn't come true, but then shouldn't we commend the writers for managing to boil up so much intigue to the point that they actually tricked most people as to what happened. A lot of people are complainging about the logistics of how everything was carried out, like how did arya get the waif into the house of black and white without seeing, and why does jaqen just give no fucks. There's supposed to be a lot of mystery behind what the faceless men do, don't complain when they don't explain everything that happens step by step, it's just like midichlorians.
People are saying arya just wasted 3 seasons doing nothing, what are you talking about. Think about how much she has learnt, think about how much she now understands the world, when she left she was a child and now she returns to westeros as a deadly assassin, what's not to like
I love every moment a clegane is onscreen, the hound was just awesome in this episode and his story brings the brotherhood back into the fold in a big way which is really exciting.
There was a lot that happened with Jaime in this episode and a lot of it is subtle and you have to read between the lines. On one hand he is wrestling with his allegiance to his family which he has been taught all of his life to prioritize, alongside his love for Cersei. But on the other hand he is now the head of his family and hasn't really had the chance to acclimatize to it, he still feels like he's fighting his father's fight. But he now has the chance to become an honourable man and this is the potential that Brienne sees in him. He is wrestling the ideas of family and honour and it's really interesting to watch.
Bronn and pod was top notch, there little interactuion was great
>>70803571
he was going to the wall, not kings landing
>>70803510
We're going to have rough sex here
>>70803562
You've given too much thought to GoT. I suggest turning off your brain while you watch.
>>70803555
It means GET HYPE
... or at least it used to ;_;
>>70803479
>Oh damn berric, you're right! I gotta protect the weak and innocent now! Why did that never occur to me before?
Really? That's your example of a well written character?
>>70803570
you dont have to belong to le seekrit club of 4chan to recognise bad writing you elitist prick
>>70803464
the best thing is..she's not jumping onto Arya, not even close!
she just jumps on random people from a 5m high wall and draws attention to herself ultimately alerting Arya to her presence and gaining NOTHING while Arya wasn't doing ANYTHING
>>70803560
mirri fucked drogo in the show. nevertheless your point stands
>>70803599
tl;dr
Found the redditor.
>>70803294
Cock sucking lips
>>70803509
Its more than that, he seems to enjoy what is going on.
>Cersei and Cat are the same
>>70803600
Yes, exactly.
Yoren was in on his plan, because Yoren is a crony for Jaqen's employer. Jaqen's employer himself has an alter ego that can sneak Jaqen into the Black Cells.
>>70803609
that's pretty obvious when you watch it
>>70803555
Theoretical trial by combat for Cersei that pits zombie Gregor against Sandor representing the Faith. This makes more sense since in the books the monastery Sandor works for doesn't get attacked and he's still chilling there.
>>70803393
what I found most ridiculous about this stupid retarded chase scene is the guy with a wheelbarrow going into the alley stairs
like what the fuck was he planning to do? he just walks it out of nowhere, doesn't turn it or anything
looks so silly as h*ck
>>70803560
>getting stabbed in the stomach
>fatal
Drogo was cursed by a witch and Ned died because he got his head cut off. Arya got poked by a knifelet.
>>70803508
>You would spill blood in this holy place?
>Oh, the gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than the rest of us combined.
>>70803508
This show can't afford to lose CIA.
It's already killed off most of its entertaining characters.
>>70803642
They really are
But Catelyn was less of a cunt and short-sighted schemer
>>70803599
>Think about how much she has learnt
she learns some fucking healing magic. got fucking stabed 3 times in everything she has in her stomach, goes swimming in shit river. next day running in the streets James Bond style.
>inb4 took the bait
>>70803557
Not saying he deserves it, but clearly thats where its going at this point. Sansa already hates his ass and almost had Brienne cut him down. She already said she is just using him iirc.
Would be nice if he got his for selling Ned out though desu.
>>70803616
>Looking after Arya
>Literally hanging out with peaceful settlers
>>70803477
>"My Queen, what do you we do?"
>"LOL screw you losers"
>*tilde*
>*GOD*
>*NOCLIP*
>*tilde*
>"Peace niggs"
>clips through the Great Pyramid, through the port of Meereen, through the slavers fleet
>strafe-runs right to the Red Keep (takes like 5 minutes)
>clips into Tommen's chamber, stands inside a bewildered Tommen
>*tilde*
>*NOCLIP*
>Tommen explodes in fruity little Tommen chunks
>Dany: "Finally I am Game of Thrones"
screencap this post
>>70803675
...Which was enough to kill Roose Bolton, Doran Martell and Areo Hotah.
normies hate Tommen more than Joffrey because he BTFO their meme theory
>>70803518Arya is Dead, Waif took her face and goes to Westeros for the biggest murdering spree ever
Think about it, she literally spent 2 seasons to learn everything.
>>70803558
she's starting to regret rejecting LF's help in episode 7 because she believed the north still remembers. that's why she wrote a letter to him.
>>70803602
>no matter how long you wait arya will never come in and cut that candle
>>70803444
MFW Ramsay sends his 20 good men out with the exact same plans
MFW it works again
>>70803548
kek
>>70803642
I got so pissed when they said that, the I love my children bullshit is too much. Being a crazy cunt who hates anyone who is involved in their children's life and only parents by trying to make their kids as awful as them is not a loving parent.
>Faceless waifu ninja stabs a victim in the gut repeatedly
>the victim takes one day to heal and isn't even in much pain
>>70803734
wut?
>>70803616
He had a soft spot for arya and Sansa who at the time were both weak and innocent. This was established already.
>>70803741
>they kidnap Lyanna Mormont
>she's the flayed corpse we keep seeing
Is Tommen our guy?
>>70803675
you'll get fucking antibiotics for an inch long, very shallow incision done with sterile tools right after rubbing it skin surface with alcohol.
a 3-4 deep stab wound in the gut with a non sterile shiv going through dirty clothing and skin is fatal.
>>70803690
>Would be nice if he got his for selling Ned out though desu.
Wait a tick, Hound's going North.
If Littlefinger survives past this season and Hound was in the room when Petyr turned on Ned, he'd know he's a fucking traitor and gladly kill Littlefinger for Sansa.
GET HYPE for more gutting
>>70803720
who is this lupus succubus?
>>70803560
Dont forget Aero Hotah
>arya cuts candle
>candle falls on the ground where it continues burning
>rug is in fact now catching fire
>>70803468
wait do people even know where rickon is? he was with bran but idr seeing him in "the door," so, ummm. idk
>>70803778
he's tumblr guy at best
>CIA comes in to save the day
>Sansa kills CIA
>Claim the north for herself
>Tell robert he died in battle
>Sansa makes robert her bitch
>Sansa March on the freys
>She controls all of the north as the south crumbles
What part of the book covers this season? Like... all Winds of Winter?
Why are here so many faggots who are not aware of the reliable leaks?
>Rickon will be shot
>Jon will win die to LF and the Vale
>Ramsay will be spared and imprisoned
I knew Imp could do goofy faces as good as Aria
>>70803690
Littlefinger is seriously one of the only good characters left in the show, I hope they don't kill him. Sansa is a fucking retard if she kills a guy that just saved her ass and pretty much hands her Winterfell on a silver platter.
You are now thinking about how Arya fingered the waif's butthole and then sniffed her finger after beating her.
>>70803778
normies hate him for stupid reasons, so yes.
olly was our guy too
>>70803792
rickon is in winterfell and without a guarantee to keep his dickon.
>>70803783
They stabbed his heart retard.
>>70803675
Alright stab yourself in the stomach multiple times as hard as you can and swim in water as clean as sewer water. Then try sprinting around after passing out from opium
>>70803813
Good, pile up all those bodies like a sweet girl Sansa
>>70803822
he looks fucking russian or like a dwarf from the witcher games
>>70803741
wonderful.
>>70803778
Nah, too suicidal.
>>70803782
Syndromeda Alcohole
>>70803422
>Cersei thinks Tommen is dead
>Starts burning the city
>Finds Tommen burning alive, realizing that she killed him and that he was safe all along.
This is what Cersei deserves
>>70803782
>thinking that duck anus is cute
>>70803779
Maybe for pussies who are mollycoddled by 21st century living. People survive worse.
>>70803840
TIL you can reach someone's heart by stabbing them from behind with a small knife.
>>70803828
>she's 36
how? does this mean age is about to hit her like a ton of bricks?
Shirtless Ramsay vs Arya in a dark room
who wins?
>>70803772
>>70803692
Right, he happened to travel with a little girl he planned to sell for money, like cattle.
Obviously that means he's gonna be righteous paladin clegane from now on. Makes perfect sense.
>>70803841
You can suspend your belief for dragons and white walkers, but not for a stabbing ?
>>70803826
>Littlefinger is seriously one of the only good characters left in the show
Indeed.
Much more entertaining than Sansa, I would rather have CIA kill her.
>>70803294
>>70803784
Why did she even bother lighting a candle in the first place if the plan was to fight in darkness?
>>70803813
How can she outplay CIA?
>>70803884
She's 30
>>70803889
Daenerys with her deus ex machina dragons
>>70803485
At least it turned out BwB is still pretty much the same as it used to be.
>>70803873
I love this idea.
>>70803918
Bad writing.
>>70803817
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!
Why did the slavers attack?
Did they take Tyrion's offer as a sugn of weakness?
>>70803897
No, because the human anatomy in this series is the same as in real life.
>>70803918
Muh vagina
>>70803828
so she kissed her ?
i dont think that you understood that all .... so arya asked jaquem if he could train her to kill like he does, so he did. That is why he was smiling in the end. She knew the waif would come and planned to kill her. So she propably didnt really get injured as bad as you might think because she could have just faked it. You could all see how good she ran , so she was all fine ! Then she even signed the way she walked to make her go in her trap with the candle , becacuse she knew that she would have an advantege in the dark because she trained with the waif when she was blind. Arya planned all of this and showed it to jaqueen. Just look how she lures her into the room she hid needle in the end of episode 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5gOhwdmus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmMIL6SUgSQ I just think D6D expect the fans to see that on their own and dont think that we are all to stupid to see. Also there was a face promised and the faceless god got it. Jaqueen said , one way or another there is gonna be a new face on the wall. Arya did all the faceless god wanted from her. Thats why jaqueen smiled like he was proud of arya. This is what she wanted from him and she got it .....
>>70803485
>No Jamie character development - we hear him say "I love Sersie" and "the things we do for love"
>Blackfish is killed, which is of course another contradiction with the books
>And the biggest issue - CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED
starting to think /got/ is full of actual retards
>>70803841
I have nothing to live for. My body would just let me die. Arya would have been full of adrenaline and shit
>>70803826
And she'd be a fool to think Littlefinger doesn't have other motives.
Littlefinger doesn't do shit purely out of the goodness of his heart.
If Royce is there and Sansa can tell him what really happened, Baelish can be disposed of and the Vale can stay on Sansa's side.
Arya sees milk of the poppy "w-what is that?" She just spent all this time blind sniffing poison and potions leaning about them and even if she didn't learn about milk of the poppy then it was the most common medicine in westeros. Come the fuck on there is no way she doesn't know what milk of the poppy is.
>>70803741
>ramsay's good men are intercepted by knight's watch
>they surrender and are taken prisoner
>littlefinger returns with vale army
>hears news
>goes on to interrogate the prisoners
>hooded bolton soldiers neeling with bags on their heads
>getting caught was part of their plan
>they beat up cia and a fire rises in the siege equipment
>>70803767
>Robert Baratheon (a tested, strong warrior) gets stabbed once in the stomach by a Boar
>gets the best immediate medical care
>dies three days later
>aria gets stabbed multiple times in the stomach
>falls into a pool of fetid water
>walks for miles
>receives shabby medical treatment
>breakes stiches after a day
>survives unscathed
FUCKING BRAVO
>>70803721
I've seen this theory before, and seeing the edgy shit GRRM pulled with Bran (le timetravel causal loop) I can see him pulling the switching places trope thing.
however... if Waif took Arya's face, how is Waif's face on the face wall thing? she can't carve her own face out and live through the experience.
>>70803896
Are we watching the same show? It's pretty obvious he developed some kind of connection to Arya. He even tells Brienne he's watching over her.
>>70803880
>People survive worse.
Very rarely though, and they don't parkour around the town or fight to death with trained assassins for at least a few months.
>>70803914
Arya could prepare for it. The waif would have had to adjust to the difference
>>70803778
He's had god knows how many chances to impregnate smirk but smirk is still not pregnate. Incidentally preggo smirk would've sidestepped everything with the faith.
He's no one's guy tbqh.
>>70803889
id rather see shirtless arya vs my dick in a dark room
>>70803935
they want their property. no matter what.
>>70803817
how come stabgut arya wins offscreen and stannis doesnt
>>70803956
>Littlefinger doesn't do shit purely out of the goodness of his heart.
I wouldn't be so sure of that in regard to Sansa.
>>70803897
No disrespect meant but I really dislike this line of reasoning whenever it crops up. Fiction is meant to have consistent rules that are implied through the storytelling. We have magic but they can't run on walls or do anime things, we have dragons but the humans are still similar to humans.
The only notable difference I've seen in humans is that the only drawback of incest is possible insanity and it's a lot more likely in asoiaf.
>Jon literally dying is a distant memory
>Sam's continuing cuck rodeo
>Sorry Bran I can't tell you about the plot yet oops I'm dead
>Sansamuch improved over early seasons well done everybody we did it
>Tyrion's scenes still missing their much needed laugh track
>Daenerys can do no wrong
>Euron becomes king after a 10 minute speech, loses his fleet 15 minutes later
>Dorne will echo in eternity
>Arya's entire adventure to bravos
>King's landing politics is really boring somehow when it should be neato
Guys please
>>70803950
this nigger is right, Arya is on Kira levels of planning and executing shit now
>>70803982
>He even tells Brienne he's watching over her.
And what was he supposed to tell her in that situation? That he's fucking her brains out every night?
>>70803914
getting caught was part of her plan
>>70804008
No wonder that this season is so shit.
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Did the faceless men send the impostor to kill Sansa?
>>70803840
There is absolutely no way that little knife reached his heart through his armor, muscle, and rib cage/shoulder blade. If anything it hit his spine, dropping him, but even that is suspect.
>>70803940
Snow was wounded by multiple arrows at one point, and survived, it was very unrealistic, still people didn't whine so much.
>>70803918
He underestimates her.
Doesn't think she has the balls to kill someone, especially not with her own hands if need be and in the Godswood, and thinks Sansa will find him too valuable to kill, underestimating how retarded her Tully genes have made her
He's made a similar mistake before.
>>70803286
I hope not
Why haven't we seen the sneks since the first episode? Was it a response to the overwhelmingly negative feedback, or did they just not care about them this season?
why doesn't GRRM just serialize the winds of winter?
>>70804038
clearly white
>>70804006
Didn't they have a deal?
>>70804010
Stannis is hanging with Syrio and the Blackfish
>>70804010
>implying he didn't
>>70803897
If Arya received magical healing or revival than sure there would be no problem, but in a show that has established untreated wounds as deadly and at risk for infection and where smaller wounds are lethal it is just bad writing
>>70803510
friendly reminder that ros has the top tier tits in GOT
>>70804068
you can't trust the masters.
>>70804054
Because it was clear she deliberately wounded him in non lethal areas to allow him to return home with sympathy, even then it took him time to recover and was treated with medicine
>>70803328
Source?
>>70804073
>not mycella 2
>>70803673
you missed the part where she's SLIDING ON HER BELLY under the cart
She had the choice and went with the part of her body which has the most open wounds to slide around on in a dirty alley
the best part of course the face she makes afterwards
and the waif of course airwalks over the cart like she does from the wall later on
it's kinda her thing
>>70804073
I know anon, dw
>>70804035
Are you really this thick? If his only motivation at that point was to keep Arya for ransom, which had already failed, why not just say that?
>>70804054
Yeah but freckle puss was the one who shot him and it is implied she is an expert archer who did not kill him on purpose because she wuvs Jon.
>>70803918
Her pussy
>>70804073
dont be retarded. It's the literal 18 year old sand snake.
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>waaah waaah waaah D&D!
>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.
You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
>yfw during the fingering intro scene
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>>70804011
He killed Joffrey only cause Olenna and getting closer to the more powerful and stable Tyrells.
He gets Sansa out but then sells her out to Boltons, then sells that info to Cersei who'll reward him with Wardenship of the North and let him take the Vale and go to the North to wipe out who he pleases.
And snitched on the Tyrell ploy to marry Sansa to Loras to still keep Cersei's trust
I know who Valquar is.Tommen
>>70804071
Everyone in the show who dies from infection has had the people nursing them actively trying to kill them.
The human body can withstand a couple of stab wounds.
>>70803817
The timeline is kind of fucked. A lot of it is ahead but a lot of it is also just catching up.
Jaime besieged Riverrun in AFFC and then went to force another riverlord to capitulate, Bracken or Blackwood I forget which.
Jon is stabbed in his last POV chapter so the show is significantly ahead. Same with Arya whose last POV ends with her discovering she's blind.
Dany just got set down by Drogon in her last POV chapter and so the show's ahead there as well. Tyrion is actually in service to one of the Masters besieging Meereen.
Euron is in control of the Iron Fleet with no Asha (Yara) shenanigans and he sent his younger brother Victarion to lead the ships to pick up Dany from Meereen.
Cersei is about to go to trial and sends a letter to Jaime asking for help but he burns it. Cleganebowl still a book possibility.
Sansa actually goes to the Vale in the books and Petyr arranges for her to marry Harry the Heir to control both the Vale and North armies.
Stannis has yet to fight Ramsay in the book as well.
>>70804051
Seriously. This will be a plot thread normies wont even remember and theyll lose it over MUH TWIST that went completely over their heads.
>>70803950
she propably had like a bag of blood under her shirt or something and then acted like she got stabbed and was badly injured.
>>70803393
Best action scene of the season to be honesst family
@70804126
k
>Ramsay is spared and captured
why the FUCK would this happen? Jon executed Janos Slynt for mild insubordination, he's gonna let the guy who burned his home to the ground and raped his sister live?
Why do DnD love Ramsay so much?
>>70804139
That's all true.
But I still think there is a possibility that he cares about Sansa a little bit, maybe not much, but a little bit.
>>70803673
So your selling watermelons?
>>70804105
>>70804117
Then why can't Waif who's been training longer and knew the game of faces and shit better than Arya have similar expertise in stabbing?
You can only watch the scenes involving a single character.
Who do you choose?
>>70804126
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
You can't be this much of an underaged kid.
We said nothing like any of those things... I think the portrayals of Arya and the Lannisters are spot on. And Yara can be called whoever she wants, the Kingsmoot was still 10x shittier than the books and what she did in it.
>>70803461
Agreed
>>70803599
I liked the episode too. Except for the chase, which was just as bad as any other chase since the beginning of film and the "it was all a ruse now you're one of us lol"-shit and the Dany storyline (it has been shit for quite some time though) with the imminent Greyjoys swooping in to save the day.
>stannis
>>70804205
Jon Snew
>>70803393
After that first big jump i thought she was going to be ling in the street with broken ankles. but then she got up and did video game shit
>>70803956
>If Royce is there and Sansa can tell him what really happened, Baelish can be disposed of and the Vale can stay on Sansa's side
"Better gamble to the man you know than the strangers you don't" - LF to Sansa
>>70803464
its a woman what did you expect
>>70804205
Toss up between Varys and Littlefinger
>>70804051
Who's the other arya?
>>70804188
Fuck off you whining retard.
It's just guesswork, wait and see what actually happens instead of crying over a rumour.
>>70804071
>dude arya should have died of an infection that would have been so subversive and realistic
>dude Gilly's baby should have just died on the trip back to the wall that would have been so subversive and realistic
>dude there's no way Meera could have outrun the wights carrying a crippled Bran, they should have died, that would have been so subversive and realistic
>dude the white walkers should just kill everyone that would be so subversive and realistic
I hate you faggots who only watch this show for how subversive and edgy it is
>>70803950
>stabbed multiple times
>the moderate size tiddies milf literally patches her wounds
>"was just pretending guise ;)"
>>70804192
He cares about her, George even confirms he sometimes sees her as a young beautiful Cat and the love he feels then overwhelms him so much he has to kiss her, but then he also sees her as another pawn in the Game of Thrones.
He might do shit for her, but it'll always be tinged and won't ever be purely for her, he'll always make sure from someone's end that he'll get something out of it.
so what the fuck was the waif's problem?
>finger in butthole scene
>blackfish dying off screen
>whatever the clustefuck is happening with arya
>dany popping up just in time
what is even going on, /got/?
and what did i miss?
>>70804051
>kill Sansa
I thought Cersei said faceless men were too expensive
Anyone have that leaked image of Tommen and Cersei lying dead next to each other with shit coming from there mouth? Think I saw it on leddit
>>70803918
He constantly underestimates power traditional houses have, and the system. Cersei tried to teach him that power is power, but with his treatment of Lord Royce and Sansa it seems he needs a new one.
>>70803294
>you will never not be a submissive little faggot that women find disgusting
Just kys
>>70804071
>it is just bad writing
I reckon it wasn't great, but it wasn't as bad as Dorne
I think people are overeacting mostly because they came up with great theories, not because the lazy writing itself
