So, why did Varys leave Mereen 5 minutes before Masters attacked? Did he know about incoming ships? He knows everything, so don't tell me he didn't.
Is he really supporter of Daenerys or is he just playing game of thrones?
DAE Prince of Egypt
it was frodo's penis scared him off
Him and Dany are never in the same room at once
It's like Superman he just goes and puts on a shitty yellow wig and they're all fooled.
>>70796427
>Okay I'm going to sneak away now.
>VARYS!!!!!!
What did Tyrion mean by this?
I love this guy. It would probably be me in such a setting.
>>70796671
Are you a very warm and maternal fat guy?
I bet Varys's milk tastes great.
>>70796427
only seen till season 2, but i am guessing he's just trying to stay alive.... that's what he's said he's doing.
Need a new medieval show to watch
>>70796814
Tudors
>>70796427
The weirdest thing to me of all is in the pre-season build-up, some guy kept spamming a picture of Varys on set in Meereen, claiming it was of Varys leaving.
I didn't believe him at the time because it was just a fucking picture of Varys, end of the day, but he was right. So there you go.
>>70796630
SLAVEMASTERS CAME INTO MY BAY
DISRESPECED MY WHOLE CITY
Now that reddit hates the episode is it actually the best episode of the season.
>>70796427
Well he's got to kill Pycelle & Kevan sometime hasn't he?
What about the leaked photos of Varys and Shae?
Post some headcasts.
Here's my Victarion Greyjoy.
>>70796427
I would love to believe Varys was in on something, and was sneaking around etc etc
But the way this show is going, and the way they have misused his character time and again (he started out well enough) it was probably just poor writing. That scene of him leaving was too heartfelt and cringey. He's just going to end up meeting Olenna in Dorne.
Don't get me wrong, I would love it if he turned out to be a sneaky old fuck after all.
>>70797060
>>70797052
I think that's just part of Tyrion's dream...
I would love it if D$D were just fucking trolling and had her on set for no reason though
>>70797093
Jesus fucking christ how stupid can you be?
THERE ARE NO TWISTS, NO SURPRISES IN THIS SHOW
How have you not figured this out by now? If a character says something, it's always 100% the truth. Anything else would be too confusing for the mass audience to follow.
>>70796427
Did you learn nothing from the Arya story? The show is hack, capeshit tier. What you see is what you get.
>>70797107
I assume he hasn't seen any of her videos.
>>70797107
YOU JUST KNOW
so who are the new kingsguard faith elite idiots ?
not a single one has a name
Robert Strong is still on the kingsguard
who is the new Lord Commander ?
questions over questions....
>>70797222
AND
WHO
ARE
YOU
>>70797222
WHO CARES NERD
>>70797222
>who is the new Lord Commander ?
Some OC jobber, it's unlikely to matter.
>>70797355
i bet you're the kind of person that enjoys the Missandei/Greyworm part
So no trial by combat? What the fuck is cersei going to do? But more importantly what's going to happen to the mountain?
>>70797566
She's going to ignite the wildfire beneath the city.
Mountain will die? getting her out of the city.
yfw no trial by combat, no cleganebowl
>>70797566
>But more importantly what's going to happen to the mountain?
he's gonna do an Elia on Septa Unella
>>70796427
>Is he really supporter of Daenerys
No. Remember when that red witch said "if you really support Danny then you have nothing to fear", then all of a sudden varys gets a worried look on his face? It's because varys is a Aegon Targaryen (son of Rhaegar) supporter.
>>70797785
I felt so blue balled this episode, I was hoping zombie Gregor would go ham on all of the sparrows instead of just one as a warning. Way too restrained. When Cersei said "I choose violence." he should have taken that as a command to slaughter every one of them. More likely than not I think this scared Lancel and that's how he's going to tell Jaime he fucked his girl.
>>70798052
yeah
he didnt even fucking draw his sword
wtf is up with arya's story arch? Does all that shit and quits anyways. she cant even face change
>>70797908
>Aegon
Doesn't exist.
What is Cersei rumoring about? le meme xd juice in the dungeons. Is that it?
>>70798716
yes the wildfyre, which is kinda obvious
however i suspect the wildfyre will be the Jamie/Cersei split
why ? because Jamie killed the Mad King over it and thus saving 500k citizens
since the spoilers confirm Cersei using it to burn down the sept it means a lot of people will die
>>70798557
Young Griff, whatever you wanna call him.
>>70798716
There's a lot of wildfire stored underground since Aerys' day, yeah. What's the point in "le meme xd juice" it's not like it came out of nowhere.
>>70796565
TYLER DURDEN FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70798823
His entire plotline has been cut from the show.
Looks like Cleganebowl is off, guys. The Faith got rid of Trial by Combat.
>>70796427
AEGON
>>70798875
The show is nothing like the books, so Aegon can come whenever.
D&D have already shown they don't give a fuck about making the show like the books.
>>70798875
Naw, if anything now is the perfect time to introduce that plot line in the show. What do you think Varys' secret meeting is all about? Off to meet with the Greyjoys?
I'm a big fan of this show and love reading the theories even if they do make me LOL.
But honestly that episode was really bollox.
Arya's story has been fucking wasted. All we get from Jaquen is a cocky nodding look?????
WTF is that we don't actually get to see Arya kill the fucking Waif something we've wanted to see for ages.
Also not seeing Blackfish die is a massive amount of shit as well Why the fuck would you do that he's not a big enough character to care about if he re-appeared.
The only thing that made me marginally smile was Tyrion sat with Messandi n Greyworm actually fetching some humour back and The Hound meeting the BwB. The high sparrow shit is getting tedious as fuck now as well.
>>70799033
>The high sparrow shit is getting tedious as fuck now as well.
I want wanabee pope Francis to get his ass kicked.
>>70799097
I just want rid of him, I can't fucking stand his decrepit fucking same raggity fucking clothed wearing face on screen, Preaching bollox. I really hope the next episode he gets burnt to death.
>>70796427
>Is he really supporter of Daenerys
Obviously not. Varys is a spymaster, he would have known the ships were coming this combined with his leaving a couple minutes before the attack would have him on the chopping block if he ever came back to Mereen.
He's not an idiot, and knows that.
>>70798984
I keep forgetting that it isn't winter yet. I think a lot of people thought Jaime's Riverlands campaign was cut because of Dorne when it just delayed it. Similarly Sansa is still in the Vale when Jon is assassinated.
>>70798967
I think it would be hilarious if Aegon is introduced and invades within the course of an episode before Dany sails from Meereen.
>>70796814
>>70796837
Don't.
>>70799033
>not skipping all greycuck parts
It was a fucking disgrace we missed Arya beating up that whore. Oh, and finally we see Cersei's bodyguard in action. Can't wait for more of this guy.
>>70796671
You mean a eunuch?
>>70798799
So these rumors are just surfacing now? That's extremely far fetched. The show universe is probably set over 20 years after the mad king's death right now.
>>70800825
wat
>>70800860
Those two sentences are not difficult to follow, genius.
>rumors of wildfire begin to surface
>this happens 20 years after those stockpiles were put there
>nobody knew about it until the plot conveniently called for it
>this is far fetched
>>70798557
Jon, then.
can someone post the varys ocean pasta
>>70799033
fuck off reddit
>>70796427
Hes gonna get stabbed in Dorne because D&D are too dumb to write a schemer. Varys has no place in DUDE A PATCH AND TEA FIX MORTAL WOUNDS LMAO GoT.
>>70799195
Just like Arya isnt stupid enough to openly announce that she wants to Westeros and walk around public places unarmed while a master assassin guild is after her. Oh wait.
>>70801239
>During principal photography for season four, the cast of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones hit the beach in Croatia, where the scenes in King's Landing are filmed. Conleth Hill (whose role involves playing eunuch spymaster Varys) was swimming with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Hill held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lena Headey (who plays conniving matriarch Cersei Lannister), "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The cast, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Hill was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>70797451
I enjoy looking at her abs.
>>70802732
You misspelled "ass"
>>70802389
>DUDE A PATCH AND TEA FIX MORTAL WOUNDS LMAO
>>70798716
>le meme xd juice
Can't you guys get a point across without sounding like idiots?
>I don't give a shit about you or anyone else and I will do whatever it takes to go back to Cersei because that's the only thing I care about
-Jamie
In season 5 they killed Jamie's redemption / character development. Now they are raping the corpse.
>>70802508
Topkek
>>70802997
>i will sling you and your baby with a catapult because i need to get into my sister's bad poosay
>>70796814
Vikings mang
>>70796799
He has stated several times that he manipulates people and events in the pursuit of peace in Westeros. But I suppose one should call into question the honesty of his statements.
>>70802449
Who did she tell about going back to Westeros besides the ship captain (?) and Jackson Hagar? I don't think she told Lady Crane despite trusting her.
>>70803405
>people somehow don't look or listen when someone waves around shocking amounts of money
Varys leaves because he has to kill Kevan as in the books.
Funny how a medieval tv show can be filled with complete fags, muh ugly stronk women and writing so terrible it rivals the force awakens
>people unironically enjoy watching brienne, arya, sansa and daenerys
>>70796837
DA ENGLISH QUEEN WUZ BLACK WE WUZ QUEENS N SHEEEEEEIT
>>70798967
how in the fuck do you expect them to fit an entire danaerys level important character like aegon into the plotline with 2 seasons to go? he'd have to be introduced and invading within 3 episodes before the whie walkers attack
>>70802508
why is dany actor literally always latched onto a male member of the cast whilst laughing her ass off like shes drunk?
>>70803076
underrated
Jon loses, him and Sansa are killed
your reaction?
>>70798716
She looks like a miscast actress playing a Vulcan
>>70802508
The new cast of Jackass
>>70796671
Becuz you have no BENIS
Hes going to get the Grayjoys.
>>70797107
ew how many stds foes he have now because of that kiss
>>70797142
>>70797179
so the sparrow is good guy
>>70804689
thats lena
>>70801014
Cersei didn't know about it until it was necessary to the plot for her to know about it. Could have been foreshadowed a bit more I guess, but it's perfectly conceivable while she was plotting (Though I use that word loosely for her) to destroy the faith she heard the rumor/urban legend/whatever about the wildfire and had Qyburn look into it.
>>70796814
Wolf Hall is good, but it's only one series so far, it's about Thomas Cromwell.
When is season 2 coming out? That show is fucking good.
who /waif/ here
>>70801014
SO FETCH LMAO
>>70796427
Yes he's playing game of thrones, well spotted +1
>>70804689
She was (is?) dating Oberyn
Some generous anon please post the King Tommen -- Hypeslayer meme
>>70809111
why is she smiling
>>70804964
too soon
>>70807707
Can't we have one thread without a cock joke?
>>70796427
where is baelish? he is one of my favorite parts of the show and i miss their bantz
>>70796856
slightly sad post tbqh
>>70796630
they totally fucked
>>70809393
The Ross and Rachel of our time.
>>70797299
THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>70809342
Moat Cailin
although he'll probably show up at the battle next ep
>>70802508
>and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>not and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the drowned god
ONE JOB
also Croatia doesn't have an ocean, it's a sea
Reminder that King Tommen is a sissy suicider.
>>70809470
>>70809670
What did he mean by this
>>70803749
>thinking he can get to Kings Landing in 2 episodes
>>70809624
>>70809670
Only 2 seconds in between.
>>70809624
>>70809670
>>70809670
>>70809624
Nice bot
>>70809624
>>70809670
>3 minutes apart
>>70809111
>waifinator
>>70809445
kek
>>70796427
He needed to test her military prowess so he provoked the Wise Masters into attacking IMO.
He wants to be sure he can win against the Tyrells and the Lannisters.
>>70796837
only watched season 1 and 2, completely worth it for PRIME SMIRKFU. Never got around to finishing it because without her its a pointless show
>>70809066
She's known about the wildfire under kings landing since some time before tyrion got there, she also had the alchemist guild in kings landing making wildfire up until tyrion took over and decided to burn stannis's ships with it. I would say she still knows about it.
>>70796427
He's going toKing's Landing to kill Kevan Lannister and Maester Pycelle.[/spoiler/]
Varys is a targ.
>>70796814
just read Vinland Saga mate
>>70796427
He has to be in Kings Landing so he can kill Kevan in episode 10
>>70809696
>Thinking D&D give a shit about that kind of thing
>>70802508
Who was this copy pasta originally about anyways?
>>70811827
Michael Cera.
>>70811827
Keanu Reeves or Patrick Swayze on the set of point break
>>70811835
What was it a line from Arrested Development or one of his moives?
>>70811917
Michael Cera is just an asshole.
>Arya's farewell
That story really didnt go anywhere.
I mean she was fine being blind and homeless to join and then changed her mind in a second cause muh feels.
A girl turns into a typical woman.
>>70812611
A girl wishes to only mercilessly murder those on her list.
What does Game of thrones even mean after all? We all saw at least 4 guys sitting there, so yeah, they won the game of thrones and so what?? No end game just death for all and the universe.
>>70802997
What do you want him to say?
>I dont really care about getting back anywhere so I have time to shit around here, do whatever you want while my camp wastes resources and troops get bored.
>>70797642
Cercei is going to TRY to light the wildfire under the city. Jamie will kill her before that happens.
>and the prophesy shall be fulfilled
>>70812834
That was some bullshit.
She joined faceless men specifically to get the skills to kill the people on her list, then LOL NOPE, YOU CAN ONLY KILL THE PEOPLE THE MANY FACED GOD TELLS YOU TO. AND BY THAT, I MEAN PEOPLE WE'VE BEEN PAID TO CARRY OUT HITS ON XD XD
So if Trial by Combat is outlawed does that mean Cleganebowl is fucked?
>>70813255
Cleganebowl is kill unless the hound fights mountain zombie later for some other reason.
>>70813118
Yeah, that cult is as sleazy as Scientology.
>>70809393
varys is known to be THE most hung guy in westeros, possibly one of the biggest in the seven kingdoms. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with valiryan thickness that would rival the old gods and the new. i'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed tyrion
>>70813255
Only for as long as the septim and his cuckboy are in power.
>>70813423
>>70813289
He's gotta go.
He's playing both sides because him and Illyrios are raising a Blackfyre to sit on the throne.
>I would have told him then
>He was the only thing
>That I could love in this dying world
>But the simple word of "love" itself
>already died and went away
This was never my world, you took the angel away
>>70813631
WHEEEEEEEELP, I reckon the best course of action would be to kys. That will make everybody pay, you pathetic boy-loving mall goth.99.999% of you won;t realize how sick that comeback was, but trust me. It was good. We quoted the same gay ass song.
>>70809111
SHES TOO FAST
>>70813850
M-MASAKA
>>70813874
s-sugoi...
>>70813452
Confirmed.
