meta edition
>>70792663
First for Jonsa
I HATE Jamie Lannister!
>Arya. the girl who couldn't kill anyone who was told to kill, comes back after killing her only classmate, holding Needle, the sword that Jaquen told her to drop to become no one.
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,
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.
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>"Finally a girl is no one."
Azor Thread
RIP Waif
RIP Jaime character development
RIP Blackfish (your budget will instead be put into 10 more minutes of dragon CGI in ep 10)
>r+l=j confirmed
>jon snow and sansa fuck
>daenerys sit down on the iron throne after her dragons burnt everything and winks into the camera
>cut to black
>tumblr and facebook lose their shit at how epic it is
>directed by d&d
Why was his storyline so trés butcheré?
>Episode 9
>The wildlings have been decimated
>All 62 Mormont men have been slain
>Smalljon Umber has gutted Ghost
>Ramsay and Jon duel it out, Jon is beaten on to his back, and is about to die a final death, having failed everyone
>A war horn sounds in the distance
>Three riders lead an enormous host of mounted knights- the banners of House Arynn, House Royce and House Baelish behind them.
>The cavalry charges in
>This plays
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1TAKQK3s6qQ
>CIA is meeting Jon's army
>sees a giant
>stares
>"you're a big guy"
Post your war face if you had to fight in Snowbowl
>>70794183
Just wait until the mountain goes apeshit kills Hoegarden and Tommen kills himself in e10
I feel like they completely ruined Jaime's arc. The whole point was that he was supposed to break away from Cersei, but now hie entire motivation is "I need to fuck Cersei!".
What would have been so hard about including Stannis in the current campaign against the Boltons, instead of having him die in his own stupid D&D OC campaign?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70794153
>I have won again Lews Therin.
What did he mean by this?
>>70794183
indeed, natalie indeed
>Finally, a general has become reddit.
what did he mean by that?
Arya was able to kill someone much further along in her training because?
That scene where they let Edmire or whatever his name is into the castle was just completely fucking retarded. Blackfish did nothing wrong.
>>70794207
>>70794183
>RIP Waif
>>70794194
Hah!
>>70794212
I'll kill you in e10, how about that
>>70794215
Gotta build up Jon as a hero more
>that cheesy Dany entrance scene
kek
Their city is under a literal attack and they don't notice a fucking dragon landing on their main pyramid.
>>70794226
Why is no one wearing any other armorthan helmets
>>70794232
because arya was 'punished' with blindness at one point.
>>70794207
So who got it worse Ser Jaime or King Stannis?
On the one hand Jaime is still alive and continues to be degraded and dragged through the mud when going to R.Lands makes him drop Cersei.
However, last Stannis was built up and up and up then dropped after one of the stupidest things ever seen on TV, his battle is cut out and he dies under the dumbest circumstances and this season wont stfu about how much he sucked for killing muh Renly in a season of rampant kinslaying and to top it off the ungrateful bastard and his petulant sister steal his story and big battle
>>70794214
ah yes astute observation, please tell me more about how you came to this conclusion
>>70794183
>your budget will instead be put into 10 more minutes of dragon CGI in ep 10
indeed, Dany riding a dragon giving a pointless speech
>>70794250
how did danny know the exact location of the quip team?
>>70794256
And why wouldn't that be a standard part of the training for the Waif as well?
>>70794250
Why was Dany attacking the city?
>>70794207
>>70794194
On pourrait dire qu'il a trébuché dans sa quête personnelle
>>70794250
How would they? They're inside, dum dum.
Plus any loud thumps or noises would probably be assumed to be from the ships catapulting shit at them
>>70794207
>>70794260
I
JUST
WANT
TO
BECOME
A
BETTER
MAN
"hey edmure ill smack your baby against the wall if you dont listen to me LISTEN TO ME EDMURE I WANT THIS SIEGE TO BE DONE WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME"
"AHHHHHHH SAVE ME DAVEN"
>>70794226
>umber fucking shit in the back
Fucking traitors.
Jon and Sansa will extinguish their House and every servant they have
Start a petition to get this show taken off the air! D&D have raped it beyond repair. This is not ASOIAF it is a telenovela. Break the wheel.
>Snowbowl over.
>Ramsay captured, locked inside a cage.
>CIA surveying the area.
>Finds Ramsay.
>"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
So were we meant to think Aryas plan all along was to strut around carelessly to lure the waif out so she could lead her to the darkness trap?
Or did she just get lucky in the end?
Was getting stabbed part of her plan?
I'm really trying to figure out the writing here because the end result didnt really make sense either way
>mfw Based Rodrik cuts through Bolton and Whitehill shits in Bastardbowl
>>70794207
>>70794299
who?
>>70794166
why?
>>70794207
>>70794298
its called a contingency
>>70794299
Isn't he dead?
>>70794207
>>70794289
>showfag still this mad
>>70794207
The show died with the last episode and Arya. The thing that made the books so good was realism. Not fucking plot armor and capeshit level fighters.
Aerion Brightflame is the literal personification of /got/ in ASOIAF.
>Crazy as fuck
>Calls himself something stupid like Brightflame
>Thinks he's a dragon
>Dies by drinking wildfire
>>70794299
>Tumblr indeed.
Who keeps Rodrick alive?
>>70794178
He didnt know how she killed the girl
Shouldn't the Umbers take a look around and realize that maybe they're on the wrong side?
They're fighting for a kinslaying faggot who loves skinning people just because they're afraid of the Wildlings, but Jon has gotten the Wildlings to avoid attacking Last Hearth at all, and gotten them to fight alongside some Northern Houses including Mormonts who themselves would normally hate Wildlings. Not to mention that Wildling side has Sansa leading them, unraped and umblemished, who had to fucking escape from Ramsay
Just imagine a Trident episode, seriously just imagine it
>Rhaegar and Roberts meets each other's gaze
>They approach each other at the battlefied, their soldiers making way
>soon as the Stag's warhammer struck the Dragon's sword, there were no words, as they were no need for it, only fury.
>their men watched as the rebellion reached its climax, two warriors at their best, one fought with rage and the other with responsibility
>The Usurper earned his label as his warhammer caved into the dragon's chest
>rain and rubies fell, as did Rhaegar and the Targaryens
>His men we're quick to bend the knee, but a lone kingsguard rushes to Rhaegar's aid
>sword and arrows welcomed him as he reached the prince
>Robert Baratheon shouts "enough" against Roose Bolton protests
>>70794355
NAW
You can trace Jaime's ruined plot to one moment in the shows:
"Cersei is a lying whore, she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know,"
>>70794289
I hope Jaime the cuck just gets let out of his misery
>>70794372
NAOW
>>70794282
Dany wasn't attacking the city, slavers did. The point is they were supposed to be in the state of total vigilance and somehow a fucking dragon flies and lands on top of a pyramid without anyone noticing.
When you're in the state of war not a fly can pass by without being noticed.
>>70794344
Season One ends with multiple choices, Rodrik could live, Asher could live, Ludd could live, or Gryff could live.
But the season ends with one Forrester brother dying and one Whitehill dying.
>it wasn't a ruse
>it wasn't Jaqen
>that was actually Arya
Another Emmy for writing beckons
>>70794372
WITSENS
>now a girl is no one
>a girl is arya stark
Seriously?
first time I've cringed in years.
>>70794365
Arya was pointing Needle at Jaquen
>>70794374
That's in the books m8.
Jaime also has dreams about Moon Boy fuckin Cersei.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WINTER
as far back as season 1 everyone was talking about how Summer is over and Winter is right around the corner and how we need to make preparations. It even showed snowfall in the riverlands.
All that just stopped after s1 ended
>>70794287
They have a whole army on the city walls, someone should have noticed a fucking dragon flying towards you.
The Hound's memeing harder than ever and Jaime just wants to get back to his slam pig before she does something retarded. I actually thought the Tyrion scenes were good. Arya's entire plotline has been a waste of time and has reached Dorne levels of nonsense.
>>70794389
>Jonsa OTP thread hungry poster
>Bradamante
Only ones who bother me, the rest are fine
>NOW YOU HAVE FINALLY BECOME SEASON 6 EPISODE 8: NO ONE"
jesus fucking christ
>>70794367
>>70794367
>>70794367
Mass suicide when /got/
RIP
>>70794389
None right now. Threads move too fast for them to gain any traction.
>>70794389
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
SHE TWINES HER SPINE UP SLOWLY
TOWARDS THE BOILING SUN
AND WHEN I TOUCHED HER SKIN
MY FINGERS RAN WITH BLOOD
>>70794401
That's my point, without it jaime doesn't start doubting cersie and they're love and hence his himself. It's what drives his development along with a few other things
>>70794379
WITS
>>70794408
in the books people in the north are freezing to death while people in the east are dying from plague
everything is getting real dark and desperate
the show ignores all this for some reason
>>70794214
they aren't just ruining it, they are literally doing the exact opposite for no real purpose especially when they still are trying to paint him in a slightly sympathetic light with his interactions with Brienne
Book Jaime realizes that all his actions in life have been done selfish to benefit only himself and Cersei and in turn he realizes he has done nothing of worth in the world and Cersei cares much less about him and more about herself and her children. His arc through the riverlands begins his attempts to do something bigger than himself while he also comes to the realization that he doesn't need Cersei.
Show Jaime does not give a fuck about anything other than himself as he blatantly states and is more obsessed with Cersei than ever
Has there really been any character development in the show...Jon is still brooding and making mistakes...Sansa still acts like she is privileged...Arya didn't learn shit...Theon is the only one of the top of my head that has dramatically changed since the beginning of the show
>>70793386
>"I prefer chicken." The Hound with The Brotherhood?
>>70794408
Technically it isn't winter yet. It's late autum. And if you notice, places in the North that were still grassy in s1,2,3 are now covered in snow completely.
>>70794279
It was in the books. In the show, it's just another obstacle in Arya's way because she fucked up her first assassination.
My headcanon:
>Waif stabs Arya in the gut, not to kill but to make her suffer because waif h8s arya because shes the antagonist
>itsjustafleshwound.avi
>Arya realises its not so bad and that waif is toying with her because shes a cocky bitch
>Arya pretends its SO BAD and like woah dude im bleeding fuck, pls follow me to my preplaced and preferred fight scenario
>waifs follows eagerly and gets promptly rekt
>Arya goes back to jack and hunger for fan service
Yea
Nah
>>70794389
Youtube shills are by far the most annoying
>>70794325
He's currently one of the most evil characters alive.
It goes
Dany
Ramsay
Cersei / Jamie
>>70794396
It was like Arya was given her first Dany scene
Can't wait for D&D to ruin both Aryas and Sansas final story arcs with these "BADASS LINE AND WALK AWAY, YOU GO GURLLL" scenes
>>70794368
It would shit since:
1) all armour is plastic, dull, not full plate and generic
2) The helmets, weapons and shields suck
3) They hate spending time and money on a big battle that doesnt involve Snuh or Firestarter
4) They can't write good dialogue
>>70794221
shows sympathy? It was his plan to the whole time to get Edmure to surrender the castle...he didn't give a fuck about his condition
Ned died for nothing when you think about it
Anyone realize that the Targs are GRRM's way of making fun of the Nazi's idea of a masterrace?
>Extremely beautiful
>Silver hair, purple eyes
>Believe themselves to be the heirs to Old Valyria (e.g. Nazi's belief that they come from Hyperborea), a continent that sunk
>Believe they're superior to others so they commit incest to maintain their blood
>Irremediably crazy, murderous, and psychopathic by blood
>Snowbowl over.
>Ramsay locked in a cage.
>CIA surveying the area.
>Sees Ramsay.
>"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
>>70794483
More than that, everyone thinks he was an idiot who fucked up a grab at power
I am impressed, they managed to murder both Arya and Jaime in one episode.
D&D are on fire
>>70794299
Asher is the only logical choice. Rodrick is nice and all, with a good head on his shoulders, but he's no fighter. And they need a fighter.
>>70794351
whos mad?
>>70794503
I have a feeling Jaime will eventually turn from Cersei
>>70794366
The Northerns are barbarians who culturally never progressed passed their tribal roots, with the exception of the Manderleys. The only reason Ned Stark turned out to be so honorable was because he was basically raised by Jon Arryn.
>Lannister and Freys spend years trying to find Brotherhood and can't find them
>Hound finds two groups of them in the same afternoon including their leaders
The man is true to his name, he's like a fucking bloodhound
>>70794219
>>70794190
>>70794178
>>70794229
>shut up faggots.
>>70794493
BLOOD ANDIRON
>Oh we're doing nothing, Hound, just handing around with out buds
what did they mean by this?
>>70794520
that guy on the right doe
>>70794483
Of course, executing him was Joffrey's decision. Ned thought he was going to get sent to the Wall and his daughters freed in return for publicly supporting Joffrey's claim.
Wasn't happy whit episode. Felt 'off' the whole time.
>>70794366
They're not afraid of wildlings, they HATE the wildlings. Umbers live close to the gift. Every time a raiding party comes it's the umbers who deal with it. Generations of fighting. It's the same reasoning used when the black brothers killed Jon. They're probably just thinking better to be loyal to the brutish bastard than fight against him with your worst enemy. Don't forget a lot of houses are afraid of the crown as well as Ramsay
>>70794298
Just because the writing isn't good doesn't make it bad writing.
>>70794395
>You..uh, you passed my test! Good job! This entire thing was the test and you aced it! You really are The Faceless Man™.
>>70794520
>it is another "someone just walks up on super secret stealth guys and catches them by surprise" episode
"By royal decree: Cleganebowl isn't happening."
What did he mean by this?
>>70794395
>>70794516
Two Seasons too late for his character development unfortunately. It looks like Cersei is planning to use the wildfire to wreck the city and Jaime will have to go through Mad King 2.0 and kill her. It's yawn inducing.
But his character now makes no sense, not from a book perspective, but also from a show one. His arc is no longer an arc but a bizarre series of nonsensical turns because the writers need him to carry water for their fracturing plot.
It really doesn't matter if he turns on her now, it's too late for his development. Once he said it was okay to take a rebel army North to continue a rebellion against the crown because hehe Cersei, we buried Jamie as a character.
>>70794503
Don't forget the Hound
>>70794499
Everyone knows Joffrey is an incest babby though. They only showed Ned as an idiot in the play because it was an obvious piece of pro-Lannister propaganda.
Why that shit is supposed to have a receptive audience in Braavos of all places, I don't know.Actually I do, it's because of shitty writing
>>70794413
>i thought the tyrion scenes were good
get out and never come back again
>>70794385
To be fair, the dragon is black, it's the middle of the night, and it could have flown down from a height too high to see even in the daytime.
>>70794493
It should be obvious from his interviews that he's a leftist.
>>70794519
But shouldn't they still be thinking it's retarded to side with the son of the guy who betrayed the North and got a shitload of them killed for some Southerners' rewards? and fighting alongside turncloaks who abandoned their king.
Fighting against Wildlings that clearly are willing to work alongside Northern Houses and Northern Houses that even though they too hate Wildlings, are willing to fight along them.
That's not just an honor thing, it's just common sense.
>>70794520
>>70794544
Why is Lemoncloak's identical twin ok with killing his brother?
>>70794567
What is the origin of this meme?
pls no bully.
>>70794153
>HOE DA DOE
>HOE DA DOE
>HOEDADOE
>HOLOLOR
Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this was cheesy and poorly executed
>>70794565
He meant
>How far up the keep do I have to go before jumping down will kill me instantly?
>>70794593
It was actually one of this series' few truly great scenes
>>70794395
*farts*
>>70794520
>we need to hang our own men because they were giving us a bad name
>doesn't do it publicly to fix their bad name
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>70794587
He's a cunt
>>70794593
>HOLODOMOR
what did he mean by this?
Lord Stark.
>>70794616
It was on a public road, they just need to hang a sign with them explaining why and it's free advertising for months. You can't buy that kind of publicity
>>70794590
If you go back far enough, Family Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8mYLi3PGOc
>>70794565
It's all part of the /Highgarden/ master plan. I can't reveal more, but you'll get your cleganebowl, don't worry
>>70794593
>he was actually saying "hold the dough" because he knew he was getting too fat
poetry
>>70794620
BACK TO THE DUSTY MESA(?)
I can't remember the meme
>>70794630
>Holodomor
kek
>>70794620
Pizza needs to write for got that would hella epic
>>70794616
>giving us a bad name
It was because they murdered a bunch of smallfolk building a sept. They were justly dealt with as any murderers.
>>70794637
NAO IN MY ENDZ
>>70794639
It's not the White walkers that you need to worry about, it's the carbs
>>70794631
I'm Arthur Dayne
(someone should photoshop a pic of Dayne with his hands on his belt)
>>70794631
Ah lookt furyew on tha triden
>>70794573
>Why that shit is supposed to have a receptive audience in Braavos of all places, I don't know.
Probably because common plebs in Braavos wouldnt know or care about the facts, and its played as a comedy
I know you fags are trying to make everything a symptom of bad writing but such a play laughing at the events of Westeros makes perfect sense for Braavos
Why was the Waif using a kitchen knife to kill Arya?
>>70794662
me on the right
>be Jaqen
>come early one day
>wife is in bed with your best friend
>all according to plan
LF, Varys, and co turned their back on Ned only to end up helping his kids. What the fuck was the point.
GOD PLEASE
DON'T LET THEM KILL GHOST
DON'T LET THEM KILL GHOST
DON'T LET THEM KILL GHOST
let the direwolves win for once, I hope they saved some budget on this battle for some direwolf action
>>70794671
>>70794616
>do a public execution when they're wanted by Freys and Lannisters
U wot?
>>70794683
Me in the middle
>>70794587
Kinslaying is all the rage in Westeros
>>70794671
NAYWHITTAHNZ
KNOCK KNOCK
ITS DANNY
>>70794702
Sorry bro, show needs more budget for the incredible comedy antics of Tyrion and his two autistic love birds.
>>70794366
that guys got some bretty cool Umber-wear
>arya was really just standing there on that bridge waiting to get stabbed
>there was no ruse
>she's just retarded
>>70794367
>>70794367
>>70794367
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sum1 hold me
>>70794707
>you will never suckle on her unimpressive but nonetheless suckable tits while she smirks with delight
Do you think the faceless men and women have orgies in their HQ from time to time or are all of them abstinent?
>>70794707
me on the leftI am become no one
Reminder that Ramsay will kill Wun Wun with an arrow to the eye
Reminder to report viral marketing posts
>>70794389
Leslie Jones twitterfag is annoying as fuck, report on sight
>>70794694
They hated Ned, not his kids. Children are blameless. Ned was this pompous piece of shit who was never truly honorable and squeaky clean and they all knew it. Ned was big fat phony.
>>70794421
>>70794744
Stop shilling your thread faggot
Which episode was worse, E1 or E8?
I'm still leaning towards E1 because the shittyness of SNEKS and Dany with the dothraki is so hard to beat
>>70794197
Sansa being raped by Ramsay, it makes sense that Jon will beat the living shit out of Ramsay, just as M. Gustave beat Pinky Bandinsky.
>>70794746
You need more than two people for an orgy
>>70794745
>no smirkfu mommy gf
>>70794702
Nymeria is still alive, right?
They wouldn't just kill her in the off-screen, right?
"You are a nice looking fella"
What did Radmure mean by this? Is he trying to seduce the Kingslayer?
>>70794368
When will she finally appear?
>Tfw White Walker Stannis is the true Nights King and the final battle is NK Stannis vs AZ Jon
>>70794153
Working on the Winds of Winter, mates.
Goddammit, I've got a cold.
*MUNCH MUNCH*
>>70794789
Yes.
I think I'm going to rewatch the entire series. The early episodes are going to be suffering though because rob stark is a piece of shit.
>>70794773
There were more people there. Remember the women that carried the bodies and washed the place?
The show just went full retard in season 6 and stopped showing other people.
>>70794762
>butt mad cleaganefag detected
How's that ass pain anon?
>>70794803
Daily reminder that basedRobb did nothing wrong.
DUDE DICK JOKES LMAO
>>70794730
These fucking people are so fake and put on, holy shit. I hate this bull shit show and tell era of the internet. it's all an act put on by dull as fuck faggots who don't feel real feelings.
>>70794766
ep 1 cuz snekcunts
https://twitter.com/johanneshaukur/status/742373110125596672
Man, D&D sure aced this character
>>70794730
Get fucked, Pajeet
And don't you come back either
>>70794823
And he made the right choice.
>>70794789
Haven't you seen him as Black Jack? He likes the boybutt
>>70794837
>DABID
>>70794848
she looks and acts like asweet girl
>>70794694
>LF
Wants to be sansas favorite little helper so he can claim he fucked her, cat and lysa. Something to be said about helping to unite geographically half the seven kingdoms again while the crown is at its weakest too.
>varys
Did he help the starks? I don't seem to remember. Either way his goal is to cause as much chaos as possible in westeros so that he can place his targ on the throne, whatever one he can get there
What D&D pulled off is just amazing
It's hard to comprehend the complexity of the awfulness of their work sometimes
Am I the only one who thought the Edmure and Jaime scene was really fucking good? It's one of the reasons why I don't shit on the episode as much as I should.
Tobias Menzies and Nicolaj nailed it
>>70794823
>demands his bannermen follow him or he'll have them executed for oathbreaking
>breaks the only oath he makes because he's thinking with his dick
>>70794797
> George busy working on books.webm
>>70794848
>tfw you can see exactly how bad a woman will age over the years just by looking at her face
It's a curse. It's why I think I'll never be able to get married.
So next episode is 3/4 Winterfell and 1/4 Slaver's Bay right?
Based. Can't wait for Theon.
>>70794837
Lem's, Areo's and Euron's actors sure got the short end of the stick.
All hyped about how much they loved playing their characters as deep and complex people. Areo couldn't wait until his arc would finally start.
All dumbed down and eventually killed off like cartoon villains.
>field outside winterfell looks warmer than it did in s1
wow that shireen girl sure did burn hot
also why would ramsay agree to meet them in the field? is he letojoker levels of mad?
Why are people so triggered by the farting? The farts this season have been some of the best moments in the entire series.
>>70794778
>mfw it will be the vale who will turn out the battle
>Nymeria won't storm the battlefield with her pack of thousand of man killing wolves together with the vale while a war version of the stark's theme plays in the background
>>70794889
that scene was very good. don't really like jaime's motivations, but the scene itself was fine
>Bronn making sexist comments about Brienne
Clear sign he will die.
>>70794889
Upvoted
best character on the show coming through
This shit is getting worst by the episode, think I'm finally done watching this disappointment, later tv.
>>70794889
It was a somewhat bizarre mix of good stuff and trying too hard to pad the episode.
>>70794693
kek
>>70794730
They scene was the shit and I challenge anyone to say otherwise
whats the dea with pod when will he become important he is rob's son isn't he? The true heir.
>>70794950
Memes are a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people.
This tool must have felt pretty dumb when this happened.
It would have been funny if you could hear his thoughts or something.
>uh oh, I stepped on the spinach
>Blackfish was right all along
>The Freys are going to buttfuck us so hard now
>>70794889
Yeah I think it was the best scene of the episode, probably of the season, despite Jaime's character assassination
>>70794950
reddit was a mistake
>>70794950
that's a weird /tv/ userstyle you got there
>>70794950
How is that any different than /tv/ humor?
>>70794778
Arya will meet up with her again when she goes back to the river lands to kill the freys
does Arya really have some goblin blood in her?
how else does she survive being stabbed in her stomach and run and fight the very next day? and then just walk home like nothing happened?
>>70794906
>arya learns the skills to kill anybody in the world of asoiaf
>people still disappointed of the braavos arc
>>70794178
Are you really this stupid and incapable of reading subtext?
She rejected the brainwashing.
Jaquen says "ah finally you have no name" because she's holding a sword to his chest. He doesn't actually believe that she's destroyed her sense of identity, he's just unarmed doesn't want to get stabbed.
Arya knows he's lying, and rejects his weak offer to join back up.
Once she's no longer holding a blade to his heart, Jaquen pretty much shrugs and (subtext) emotes 'yeh, okay it's a cult and a scam. You figured it out. Congrats.' He gives a wry smile as she leaves. His reaction to the whole ordeal is pretty much: 'oh well, I'm alive -- there's plenty of other apprentices out there'.
There never was any special knowledge or mysticism in the 'no-name' destruction of identity thing. It was about creating loyal reliable followers -- that's it; that's all.
>>70794766
Both are two of the worst eps of the show besides S5E6
>>70794207
>>70794206
with how LE EPIC MEME LINES they've been this season I can give this a solid 30% chance of happening.
>>70794848
>getting himself, his mom, his volanti whore and a whole bunch of good men killed
>right choice
Most retarded character on the show, I'm glad he died. Based Walder Frey
>>70794214
They're making Jaimie obsessed with Cersei so when he eventually has to kill her to save Kings Landing again it is more tragic
If he didn't care about her it wouldn't have the same effect
See Jon and Ygritte
If they both hated each other the kill wouldn't have the emotional impact
They both still loved each other so the death meant more
They're driving home how much he loves her to make the kill more emotional
>>70795003
while she fell into the water she converted to the Drowned God
what is dead may never die
>>70794949
>>70795012
She doesn't have the skills to kill anybody because she doesn't have the masks at her disposal.
All she has is subpar night fighting skills.
@70794950
>he browses reddit just to screencap it and post it here
why? Just stop. If you like it there then go back. You don't even deserve a (You). Have an @
so will arya's blind fighting abilities have any usefulness? the only thing i can think of is her fighting zombies in white-out snow conditions where you can't see anything
>>70795031
best squib ever
>>70794970
Why the fuck would Blackfish object to letting him in? They could have easily rescued and restrained him and just continued to hold the siege for two years. Then all Frey's would have for threatening would be Edmure's kid, which would grow up to be a Frey anyway.
>>70795057
Found the redditor.
>Old town is cut
>>70794745
What if you get this look while doing that
>>70794922
Beric a qt
I'm glad we're getting more /maturemen/ in the show
>>70794215
>paying actors
>selling dramatics
First MGSV shits on Big Boss because he never really did most of the shit on his own he had help from a skullman and a doppleganger. That hurt
But now you're telling me fucking based Ned was a fraud too!
>>70794950
>We've turned reddit into /tv/
I know the epsoide was shit, but what really got to me is that the jaquen has been reduced to a boring ass monk whos story is totally pointless
Remember Jaqen from s2?
> badass assasin who's abilities border on Magic ability
Vs
> boring as shit magical monk who's vocabulary is little more hodor's "a girl is not ready"
>>70795081
I will put my ass on top of it
>>70795057
you reek of reddit
Muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender asks "what will you have?"
Muslim replies "shots for everyone."
Bros what was the significance of water in Aryas faceless training?
>throws needle in water
>gets stabbed, falls in water and loses her attacker
>runs through city, peasant throws water on the floor and she chooses a steamy spa to run inside and her attacker loses track
Deepest lore or what?
>>70795092
>half of these guys are ded
>yfw varys is going to die as soon as he lands in westeros because qyburn turned his birds against him
Was this the worst episode this season or the worst episode of all?
>wasted time with the actress, literally who gives a fuck
>"I ruined her face :P, take THAT!" we will never see those glorious tits again
>"I'm good at putting holes in men :D dirty perverted men!"
>terribly shot action sequences with the hound, incredibly cheesy lines
>teehee lets tell jokes! XP are these 3 literally the only people in charge of the entire fucking city?
>jaime's character arc ruined
>blackfish killed off-screen
>zombie mountain's rips guys head off off-screen
>bronn and podrick "goofing around" (you think they're fucking, would you fuck her, i'd fuck her, he'd fuck her, he fucks a lot, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck)
>forced to see the hounds penis for absolutely no reason
>no jon, no bran
>cleganebowl un-confirmed (?)
>Kelly C's extremely cliche and undramatic return to the city
>retarded chase through the city, she somehow kills waif OFF-SCREEN
>"finally a girl is no one" "No I'm Arya Stark!" making the entire plot for her for the last 2 or 3 seasons was literally pointless
>Jaquen smiles for some reason as she drops the mic and walks out
2/10 episode, only good part was seeing the sparrows get BTFO, even though the main kill isn't even shown
>>70794207
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
