What's the most obnoxious thing you could eat at a movie theater?
>>70791449
only in burgerland
How the heck do you eat that thing, you pull one thing out and it all falls apart.
>>70791449
Your mother's cunt.
>>70791794
/thread
>>70791449
Me? I'd serve crab legs
niggers
>>70791449
the only answer is pop rockswith a megaphone up to your fat mouth
>>70791449
What in the fuck. Is that a tiny bag of popcorn with a line of icing around it? What are you supposed to do eat the paper bag?
>>70792242
Do yuropoors not have flavored paper bags?
TOP KEK
>>70792330
They don't even have flavor
Anything with a really shitty crinkly bag.
popcorn if you can't keep your mouth shut
a burger with a small computer in it that detects when you take a bite out of it and when you take a bite it reads aloud the plot section of the movie's wikipedia article in a microsoft sam voice
Now beat that.
>>70792607
popcorn is annoying as fuck. who the hell figured it was a good idea to serve it at theatres anyway
crab legs
>>70792757
I think it started at circuses because it's cheap as shit. When movies were first an oddity they were at circuses.
Those hard as fuck pork rinds or ice.
>>70792928
It was popularized during the Great Depression as a way of luring in customers you ignorant.
>>70791449
Why do people need to eat at a movie theater what you fat fucks can't go 2 hours without eating?
Crawfish boil or
crab legs
>>70793164
Looks tasty
bring your own bag of potato chips and chew very loudly with your mouth open, making sure to crinkle the bag around to make as much noise as possible
>>70793164
that image is beautiful
>>70791449
I can't imagine a more obnoxious thing than what you posted desu.
Working at a cinema, I've noticed people bring in tons of weird shit. Only really obnoxious thing is when people brought in curry.
>>70791449
Chips sold by the independent supermarket right next to my nearest and nicest cinema. The packaging is so loud, touching one is like setting off a bundle of firecrackers. There's always 5+ people with them in every popular session I go to. The packaging alone is like a ride to hell, but the chips snap like thin boards of oak and release a pungent, almost fungi-like hanging stench of whatever odd flavour they're eating.
If I could personally send every last one of those people to an unending horror dimension, I would.
>>70791625
i dont think its actually made for human consumption desu
>>70793305
Pls, I'm very lonely
>>70793305
>If I could personally send every last one of those people to an unending horror dimension, I would.
send them to 4chan then
>>70791625
You don't it eat, just admire it. It's art
>>70793377
>You don't it eat it
We'll see about that.
>>70793377
I'm not about to let yummy kielbasa go without eating it
>>70793452
You see, America has this thing called money, and with it we can do things like this. I know it's a difficult concept to grasp. I'll speak slowly if need be.
>>70791449
How much does that bad boy cost?
>>70791449
Liver and kippers.
>>70793513
>murritard logic
Fuck off and get shot already, cuck.
>>70791625
I livee in milwaukee for a few years, these bloody marys are everywhere. I remember i saw one that had literally a whole fried chicken as one of the "garnishes"
>>70793664
>being poor
>>70793693
>be an murriturd
>get shot
>>70793685
Only one? How the hell are you supposed to be satisfied with only one chicken?
>>70793723
Four fried chickens, and a coke
>>70792393
We invented flavor you swine
sun chips in those loud as fuck biodegratable bags
>>70793783
Yeah, but do you have a flavortown? Didn't think so
>>70791449
Anyone said pop rocks and coke yet? Little edgy 13 year old me did that once and got threatened. Backed down like a bitch
>>70793870
>he has never been to Flavor Country, aka Northern Italy and French Riviera
People that bring chips in those noisy fucking bags need to get shot
>>70794098
>buying snacks at the concession stand
fucking nerd
>>70791449
that looks delicious tbqf famalam
>>70792242
How did you even identify that?
>>70792242
>eurocucks don't know the freedom of eating the bag their popcorn comes in
Top fucking kek
>>70793513
>>70793664
>>70793693
>>70793712
You need to be 18+ to view this site. Please stop your bitch fight and grow the fuck up, youre making me cringe.
>>70794398
>he thinks /tv/ is for serious discussion
Janny pls leave
>>70791449
a cell phone.
>>70793452
>America
>enough food we can make art of it
>everywhere else
>sharia law forbids food and art
>>70793685
Found it
>>70795107
Holy shit. I never knew I needed something this badly before.
>>70795107
>black guy is holding it
>>70795107
Is this what the rare "succesful businessman" breed of nigger eats?
Surprised at the lack of watermelon
>>70795107
Where do to buy this pls
>>70791449
I shit you not my aunt brough deviled eggs into the theater once
White people are weird
My local cinema sells bags of chips.
Last time I went there I bought a biggy for me and my bro, we pissed off the whole room
>constant chips cracking sound
>constant noise from the aluminium bag
would do again
>>70795549
All cinemas sell bags of chips here. And bags of candy. Before the local cinema got renovated/actually started giving a fuck they actually sold bags of goddamned cold popcorn.
I've never understood why the fuck the cinema-guys don't just open the bags and dump the contents in the popcorn containers they've got an abundance of. Such a simple fix.
>>70795659
true dat.
You should be a cinema guy.
>>70795107
If I knew where to get one of those that would be my go to hangover cure.
>>70795686
If I ever buy a cinema that'll be my first innovation.
If you don't take Mickey D's to a big summer blockbuster you are not American
>>70791512
Us wisconsinites take that name with pride
I just had a revelation last night, I thought of the perfect snack for cinema-goerssmashed potatoes with gravy
Tasty, cheap, makes you full and doesn't spill/makes crunching noise like popcorn.
>>70796384
>smashed
the truest answer in the land.
>>70796384
if you have to look at your food to take bites, you're missing the point. anything that requires a utensil is automatically disqualified.
>>70796384
>po-tay-toes
>boil em
>smash em
>eat em then you poo
Surströmming
>>70796552
Who this be?
>>70796608
Bridget Regan in blood rage make up
Surströmming is canned rotten fish from sweden
The gas alone inside the can will you gag
>>70794220
>tbqf famalam
Stop doing this.
>>70797158
The correct term is fämäläm
Or fämälämäzoid
You can also use fämälämäpongpongpzoid
>>70795135
>>70795402
>>70795810
Its at this place called sobelmans in milwaukee
>>70797158
But it is sooooo funny lol
>>70797195
You are fucking hilarious mate
>>70791449
Dry shiksa pussy.
Yuck!
>>70791625
It's an ancient american test of manhood.
You deep fry the entire thing, pulverize it with a mallet and inhale it.
Survivors get a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and has an arrow pointing in a direction of their choosing.
>>70797218
Ever had one? How much does it cost?
>>70792746
so american...
>>70791449
Ramen.
God I fucking hate going to the theaters in japan. All that slurping noise.
>>70799110
LOLOLOLOL
