ALEX JONES TO PLAY AEGON TARGARYEAN CONFIRMED EDITION
>>70783163
first for me
OLD THREAD
>>70782087
>>70782087
>>70782087
>>70782087
I would do unspeakable things to her.
>THE AGE. OF MEN. WILL RETURN.
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRR
RAMSEY BTFO BY KNIGHTS OF THE VALE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DID ANYONE FIND OUT THE NAME OF THE LYANNA STARK ACTRESS?
STONEFISH NOT STONEHEART
7BOWL NOT CLEGANEBOWL
SANSA NOT STANNIS
I was hoping when Arya went back to Lady Crane, she would give her back the pig's bladder filled with fake blood.
I was hoping Lady Crane would survive and have Arya go back to Westeros with her as an actress, like they hinted at.
It's not shocking when a twist is just stupid instead of clever...
This shot was pretty kino to be honest
7 for Mrs. Tarlys tits.
>>70783210
CORDELIA HILL
>>70783188
Who wouldn't? Faye is so fucking sexy and the Waif needs a nice hard dicking.
>>70783188
Arya should have put a finger inside her before removing the face.
Hound traveling to join up with Calorieesi when?
>>70783222
>That fucking smug face
Why the fuck does she hates Arya so much?
10th for Stannis back on Ep 10
Apologize.
First for Kinvara! High Priestess of the Red Temple!
>>70783199
>RAMSEY BTFO BY KNIGHTS OF THE VALE
JON KING STANDS ALONE
NOT ALONE
VALE!!!!!!!!!!
>Ep. 10 Descriptions
>Euron reveals himself
I challenge anyone to come up with a scenario where this isn't terrible, aside from a surprise re-casting
>>70783221
I like how the sword clearly goes nowhere near the candle
Fucking Brutus you traitorous piece of shit
>>70783222
I bet they intentionally made her look uglier so that Maisie doesn't look too bad next to her.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>The only logical ending now is for Dany to win
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
How was the episode, lads?
REEEEEEE EDMURE YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>70783262
EURON = DAARIO CONFIRMED
>>70783226
Cheers m8
>>70783262
I think it just means that his now finished fleet is about to hit the Reach.
>>70783279
>>70783255
You're second.
>no clegane bowl
>arya back to where she was 2 seasons ago
>literally nothing happens in in Mereen
>Riverrun plotline proved to be a giant waste of time
>Hound hre he was 2 seasons ago.
>MadeToPost78 [score hidden] 44 minutes ago
>Arya could have cut her self later to continue the act or it could be what I had said for the alternate, Arya diverted what she could and tried to make the cuts as shallow and least life threatening as possible.
>Familia arya at this point is much more skilled then people are giving her credit for. This is not just an accident. Everything she does shows purpose.
Reddit is defending D&D and saying that Arya didn't get stabbed by the Waif. Arya actually stabbed HERSELF, but made the wounds very shallow, so it seems like she was injured.
Bravo, she is a master assassin after all!
>>70783283
There is still hope Night King can win this thing.
>>70783222
The shot is so funny because of how slowly the woman of the left is walking which just makes waif running look so stupid and cartoonish
>>70783246
because jacen likes arya more than her
>>70783300
>magically built 1000 ships in 2 months on an island with no trees
>not terrible
take a lap
>>70783221
How does a blade for stabbing make this nice of cut?
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_03.11_[2016.06.13_11.46.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pz8OrHW.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_03.11_[2016.06.13_11.46.15].jpg")
Better actor than Lena
Reminder that we have never seen Euron and Daario together.
>>70783307
>no clegane bowl
Thank god, at least we can finally stop hearing about it from the autists.
>>70783301
>>70783210
Pedo alert
>>70783328
Im happy she died. Was surprising, which is something dabid stopped doing 3 seasons ago
>>70783328
Hotter too
>>70783221
Why do actors have to age so quickly? ;_;
How could they have known that pic related would turn into Quasimodo
>>70783328
she really is though
I actually got to thinking this episode about how much better Cersei would be in the show if she was the actress instead of Lena.
Lena is fucking awful and it really surprises me that she doesn't get more shit all things considered.
>Get stabbed multiple times all around the abdomen
>Don't bleed out
uhh guys ?
>>70783340
what was her point? All that hype for just one scene?
That bronn and pod scene was probably the most awkward and unnecessary scene out of any got scene, ever.
>Brienne will teleport to Winterfell
>Varys will teleport to King's Landing
>Theon will teleport to Mireen
If travel time is so short, Dany could have rowed all 40 000 Dothraki and their horses across the sea 1 at a time and still get to Westeros faster
>>70783364
BRAVO DND
>Shitty killcam on Mountain vs Faith
>Everybody surrenders because Radmure said so
>Cleganebowl canceled
>Offscreen death of Tully
>Assassins Creed chase
>Waif in general
>Le Bodrig BIG COCK xDDDD
>Great Pyramid overlooks the bay from 300 metres but they saw the Slavers Fleet only when it was couple of hundred metres away(ok that makes sense since it has been abundantly clear that everyone in Mereen is borderline retarded and incompetent)
>Danny dramatic entrance
>Possibly dragon setting the entire fleet ablaze off screen
Great episode
>>70783296
Didn't Theon and Yara recognize him as Euron before he said his name?
>>70783328
Is it sad that with her wig on, she is exactly how I envisioned her when reading ASOIAF before GOT came out? It's like Dumb and Dumber are laughing at us.
>>70783188
Can see nips
>>70783353
Season 4 was her prime imho
I can't see any other way for this big guy to die apart from combat in CLEGANEBOWL.
>>70783377
kill yourself
>>70783368
Well it was a nice scene
>>70783372
>That bronn and pod scene was probably the most awkward and unnecessary scene out of any got scene, ever.
No that would go to the scene with the guy sticking a finger up another guy's ass and smelling it.
>>70783353
Its not a surprise at all.
Literally no cunnyfu has evolved into waifu, with the obvious exception of GOAT cunnyfu of all time, Natalie Portman.
The just is still out on Emma
>A queen comes forth. Euron reveals himself. Brienne meets a friend turned foe. King's Landing awaits justice. The Night's Watch gathers
>>70783372
I disagree, the "drink wine because I am le maymay dwarf man" scene was worse.
Arya scenes were still better than meereen
>>70783364
>he didn't read the books
>he doesn't know arya's minor house motto
>"a stark never bleeds to death"
>>70783254
>>70783330
I have a feeling they know each other. I don't really buy Daarios bsckstory.
>>70783275
Would of been easier to just make Maisie prettier.
>>70783386
shhhh. The jannies must not know.
>>70783393
The laws forbid trial by combat.
They don't forbid combat completely. Hound will have his revenge.
>>70783399
That was pretty realistic cheeky banter desu.
>He died fighting
>>70783408
all of the Tyrion / GreyWorm / Missandei scenes have been terrible and pointless
>>70783372
SMELLS LIKE PUSSY TA ME
>>70783254
I hope someone fucking drops an anvil on them and theydie offscreen
>>70783390
That was already her point of no return. She peaked at S1
>>70783393
what the fuck kind of weapon is that?
>>70783442
>implying he died
NO BODY NO DEATH
>Mfw the Brotherhood aren't evil
I thought that tyrion was meant to be running the city. From all of his scenes you get the impression that he just sits there fucking around with grey worm.
>>70783442
No need to show that
Better have a scene about Brann grabbing Podricks cock and discussion about how fuckable Brienne is
>>70783458
Cudgel, maybe?
>>70783440
i laughed
you win
>>70783466
in the book theyre pretty based
>>70783458
USB morningstar, the maesters were ahead of their time
Why did that cunt want to flay Arya so bad?
>>70783466
>mfw based brotherhood fights against night king
Why does Cersei needs to confirm wildfire through rumours?
>That fucking brief Dany introduction were she didn't even have a single line
KEK
>>70783466
>thinking they're safe from the Hound
>>70783487
So she could become her and go to Westeros to kill targets for the God of Death under the guise of Arya Stark.
Where is varys going lads? To kings landing or to sand sneks??
>In 2 episodes time
>Dany will save Mereen using Drogon
>Dany will give Tyrion a 15 minute speech condemning him for employing Red Priests
>She will condemn him for releasing her dragons
>She will make a no cock joke even though it doesn't make sense
>>70783500
BEST SCENE OF EPISODE CONFIRMED
>dany walks in
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
>>70783500
EVIL
>>70783499
She's gonna do what her brother stopped Aerys from doing.
>The last week we had so many Arya theories.
>From the fight club theory to Jaqen was Arya.
>Everyone knew deep down this is how it would turn out
>The theories are coping mechanisms
>This is never gonna get better
>stabbed a gorillion times in the stomach
>lol have a bit of cloth and sum dat drank
>it's all gonna be k
>manages to R U N and J U M P and F A L L just a day after getting ravaged without collapsing from pain
>next day is just walking around without problems
>0 fucks given
Bravo D&D
Someone recommend some medieval/early-modern period shows that don't treat the audience like utter retards.I know of the Tudors already.
>>70783512
>Where is varys going lads?
Teleporting to join the night's king.
He was a secret operative.
>>70783512
Killing Kevan
Holy shit, I just realised that nothing has happened this season.
>>70783385
Well probably because everybody was supposed to be young as fuck in the book. Robert Baratheon was 36 when he died . So Cersei was 32 at the end of the first book
>>70783487
They were giving Arya special treatment.
I guess.
Arya also blocked one of her hits so she got like, really jealous.
:^)
DABID
>>70783513
I figured the master's fleet would be destroyed by Yara and Theon.
>>70783353
she was such a qt3.14 in s1
>>70783538
...fuck
>>70783512
Probably allying with dorne, seems like cercei is gonna be doing varys job of killing kevan and pycelle in the show.
>>70783466
Kinda disappointed based anguy wasn't back desu
do you even realise that theon has NO COCK
>>70783529
https://youtu.be/Z8jmZ77-bvw
totally serious
>>70783466
Based Beric
>They don't know about 20 good bandages.
So can anyone explain to me, why did the guys in riverrun didn't get mad on the blackfish when the freys threatened to kill radmure and bf didnt care, but they get triggered when he doesnt want to let him inside?
I want to WHIP Cordelia until her back is a bloody mess!
>>70783512
STRONK WIMMUN LEAGU CONFIRMED
>Arya outrunning the Waif in her condition
>Arya outfighting the Waif in her condition
>Arya doing ANYTHING she did that WHOLE episode in her condition after being a FUCKING IDIOT
D&D are the biggest fucking hacks in the entire universe. They only fucking do things to characters for the sake of the plot, no matter how retarded or incredibly impossible it is.
This episode gave me the biggest dose of fucking brain cancer I've ever had because of D&D's shitty writing.
>>70783530
Wrong he's a merman. He's going back to White Harbor to report to his merling brethren.
>>70783520
>>70783575
20 good hours of rest
What were D&D trying to convey with this scene?
TRUE KINO
>>70783583
DUDE AYRA JUMPING AROUND WITH OPEN WOUNDS
DUDE AYRA CAN DO ANYTHING
>>70783529
I'd like to say Borgia but it's far from perfectexcept for Lucretia
>>70783577
Because they were scared of him and thought they still stood a chance cause lannisters were not there yet.
>Be D&D
>Be handed a story thats impossible to fuck up
>>70783525
I kinda feel bad for all the redditors who actually think there's something to theorize about. They're just desperately trying to explain and find some ebin twists all the shitty writing but in the end it turns out it was just shitty writing all along.
Nah I don't feel bad for them
Reminder that the plebbit normie ending is inevitable
>>70783587
What are the chances one of D&Ds mates bet them $6,000,000 they couldn't make a cock joke every episode?
>>70783607
>>70783583
The were not open wounds they werespeed holes
When did this show became so heavy on the dick jokes and juvenile humor?
>>70783608
Does Lucrezia get all stronk womyn in Borgia like she does in The Borgias?
>>70783577
>So can anyone explain to me, why did the guys in riverrun didn't get mad on the blackfish when the freys threatened to kill radmure and bf didnt care, but they get triggered when he doesnt want to let him inside?
Because Dnd are HACKS
>>70783466
Perhaps the only thing this episode did right, to rectify the last one.
>>70783604
I thought for a second catelyn was gonna drift down the river while he pees.
>>70783601
QoT was right and casual buggery between mates is common? Bronn even went after the Tripod.
>>70783635
>>70783629
Doubtful fat fuck martin said the ending would be bittersweet, doubt theyll both survive.
>>70783604
>Lady Stoneheart was fished out of a river in the books
>The Hound is metaphorically pissing on her
>>70783642
She's not really stronk iirc, she's a smartass at times but that's about it
>>70783656
>literally pissing on Lady Stoneheart
and they say D&D can't do jokes
>>70783601
They informed the audience that one of the guys' asshole smelled like pussy
Apologise
Fuck the bowl, I wasn't hype anyway.
>>70783604
>>70783601
Why do these morons film scenes like these?
>every single Arya scene in this episode
For fuck's sake I couldn't stand up a day after having an appendectomy
>>70783408
during last season /tv/ was talking about how the dynamics between Tyrion, Daario and Jorah could be interesting.
I don't think anyone expected it to be that awful.
Tyrion has not done a single useful thing other than remove the chains from the dragons, which actually served no purpose since the dragons did nothing and Daenerys is now back and could have done it herself
Daario and Jorah did le secret mission and then disappeared. Jorah is probably going to return for one more scene where he goes "my queen it is I Jorah the Andal who has saved you multiple time but you have never loved. also I have this thing on my hand. it is called greyscale. oh no I think it's spreading. finally i have become a feast for crows"
>Tyrion released Dany's dragons without permission, set Red Priests lose in her city, and tried to negotiate with slavers and ended up getting played by them
>cheesy speeches from Tyrion and nearly pointless screen time
Reminder Dany WILL feed Tyrion to her dragons in episode 10
>>70783683
>More subtly, humor and thought go into intentionally pissing off fans than the actual story
kek. this fucking show
That was a fucking great episode!
The music playing while The Waif was chasing Arya was so good, and the scene when Lady Crane died was chilling, showing her death off camera and showing The Waif in the backround.
The Siege of Mereen looked pretty fucking cool too, and finally Dany is back to the city, not being completely useless.
The talk with Edmure was pretty good, the speech being pretty cool too.
My only problem so far is that the Faceless Men are kind of everywhere, and Bran still hasn't gotten any screentime from after Benjen's reveal, which is disappointing since there is only 2 episodes left.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE POST THE BOOK JAIME VS SHOW JAIME FOR THE RIVERRUN STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70783710
I fucking hope so. Le witty Dwarf man fucks up everything he goes near and should have died years ago
>>70783700
for the reddit audience
>>70783710
I fucking wish.
>>70783710
god i hope so
the fucking keks
fuck this shit I'm going to watch rome instead
>>70783733
This is some high quality satire.
>>70783710
>Cersei gives power to the faith
>Kingslanding gets burned down
>Tyrion gives power to the red priests
>Meereen gets burned down
It's sort of like poetry, so that they rhyme.
>>70783692
Damn he looks regal as fuck
>>70783758
THIRTEEN
>>70783733
My problem with the Faceless men is that the reason Bobby B didn't pay for one to kill Dany was because they cost so fucking much but now some chuckle fuck actress can hire them
Preston
RIP, my lord.
Is it tumblr photodump time?
It's tumblr photodump time
I think this was one of the best episodes of GoT since the beginning. No fan-service, no cheap cliches, great dialogue, great acting, story-progression, character development, no dead characters coming back to life (no Syrio, no LSH).
It was overall amazing!
>>70783736
> the obese writer who stopped caring about his book series will kill his favorite charactetr
>>70783786
He was not my lord, my lord.
>>70783770
Don't they charge something you would truly miss?
This has to be the shittiest armour ever.
>>70783786
>RIP, my lord.
I don't think he's dead. He-he could have still fake his death right guies?
>>70783710
>I was away for 2 weeks you fucks
>You are so much fired
LOL LET'S JUST FUCK UP MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
is that zombie mountain thing actually going to do anything
>Jaime's character arc does a complete 180 for no reason and he's back to being Season 1 Evil Prince Charming Man
>some joke greentext about Arya made weeks ago turns out to be 100% accurate
>NO LITTLE MAN WHO DEFENDED A CITY DURING A SIEGE, MEETING THEM ON THE BEACHHEAD IS A BAD IDEA. I AM SOLDIER MAN AND I SAY WE HOLE UP IN THIS PYRAMID WITH NO SUPPLIES WHILE THEY TAKE THE ENTIRE CITY. WAIT WHAT'S THAT NOISE OH MY GOD IT'S THE BREAKER OF CHAIRS SHE JUST WALKED IN ON OUR BALCONY
Holy fuck dude
>>70783801
Why did that ISIS member aim for his facking breastplate and not for his balls or some other unarmored part?
>>70783770
Anyone can afford a faceless man, but it costs you what you value most. It's not an economic thing. In the case of the actress, it cost her her face and good looks.
>>70783798
>He was not my lord, my lord.
I keked when he said that.
How did Bran and BR see the ToJ fight? There were no weirwood trees nearby to record it.
>>70783700
SJWs took over.
Rewatch a S1-2 and weep for all those tittays
Daily reminder that you did not dream this episode. It really happened
>>70783813
I was actually getting hyped during the dialogue with Jaime and Edmure with "how do you tell yourself you're a decent person," like there was finally going to be some Jaime development but then
>I LUV CERSEI
>>70783824
Or just smash him in the head with the back end of that weird weapon of his.
>>70783824
Cause he's an unwashed monk idiot and not a trained swordsman.
>>70783733
Forgot to mention Rickon
I know there wasn't much going for Nameless Terminator Girl story wise, but I'm sad she got an off-screen death, especially after building up her rivalry with Arya ALL FUCKING SEASON AND A HALF LONG
how many more seasons are we getting? 2 or 3?
I kept trying to justify Arya's scenes and it just kept getting worse.
It looked like Arya was setting a trap with her bloodtrails and was going to kill her in the cheapest, dirtiest way possible, then that didn't happen, it was a 1v1 in the dark.
Because it went to black I expected the scene with jaqen going to the hall of faces to have him be encountered by the Waif saying the job is done, then removing her face revealing Arya but that didn't happen either.
The whole arc was discarded like it never happened.
>>70783734
Is there already one? I wanted to make one.
>>70783826
>>70783799
Shitty business model
>>70783801
Those are speed holes
>>70783864
one and a half
did tyrion have an ulterior motive? was he trying to seduce the true queen of love and beauty, Missandei?
>>70783864
8. Confirmed long ago
>>70783864
Next season is the last.
Each season represents one of the seven btw.
>>70783872
It's not a business.
Why do most houses in the North back the Bolton? There isn't even a single Bolton alive besides the bastard psycho
>>70783864
2 short seasons (up to 6 episodes each).
>>70783831
There are a few places in the South where weirwoods still grow. Maybe there was a conscious choice to put Lyanna there?
Is anyone else getting really fucking sick of these Lannisters winning all the time? When I saw the Freys and Lannisters march into Riverrun my heart sank. It's disgusting.
tardmure
3>1>>>>>>2>4>>>>>>>>>>6>>>>>5
>>70783884
There's another season after the next one but it's only a few episodes long, I though
>>70783822
>IT'S THE BREAKER OF CHAIRS SHE JUST WALKED IN ON OUR BALCONY
keck
>>70783822
>>70783813
they tease character development every episode and then he's like 'i'll eat a baby just to fuck cersei again'
Who /prefer chicken/ here?
>>70783879
queen of the summer isles and naarth
>>70783822
I've got a plan hol' up
I miss plotting and scheming ;_;
Can't they just get new writers?
Can't GRRM tell HBO this doesn't hold enough quality?
>>70783888
Begause dey r kunts XDD
>>70783841
>Daily reminder that you did not dream this episode. It really happened
Jesus christ.
>>70783869
>Is there already one? I wanted to make one.
An anon posted it before with a quote from the book saying Jaime would never take up arm against Tully or Stark again vs DUDE I'LL KILL EVERYONE FOR CERSI!
Surely they are aware how people would react when writing this shit. Fuck this gay show
>>70783885
But who gets the cash?
>>70783798
He really was my lord.;_;
>I made jok
what did he mean by this
>>70783918
RIP HOUSE TULLY
>The Tully army.
>They're bit preoccupied right now
top kek
>>70783903
He does say he'll catapult his baby over the walls in Riverrun iirc, he just doesn't do it for Cersei
>>70783939
>>70783939
Why the fuck is Bornn even working for Jaime anymore when he has never kept his promise for him? Serioulsy it's so dumb I can't even think about it.
>>70783939
why is it ok for him too look like that and for me to look like me
what the fuck god
>>70783527
Might aswell call her Marya Sue at this point
>Jamies storyline finally back on track
>Change it so nothing happens
holy fuck. Can't help but laugh at how awful this show is now
>>70783879
I've been wondering what the point of that scene was for 8 hours now.
They usually start fleshing out the characters when they're about die, so maybe that?
>>70783163
MOST HACK AND HACK EPISODE OF ALL TIME
MUH CERSEI
MUH BLOODY MURDERS
ARYA SUE
BRAVO HACK AND HACK
>>70783813
He only said all of that bullshit to get the asshole to go in the castle and have his army surrender. You people are fucking retarded.
wew
those fucking Youtube showfag comments on preview of episode 9
>>70783956
I still can't wrap my head around this
Was there ever an episode where not a single scene did not suck?
>>70783906
>Your talking got us here
Like, how? The attack made no sense. Did the forget about the dragons? Wooden ships, on the water vs three dragons?
Tyrion got a good deal with them. They knew she was going to westeros. Why attack? Why not wait it out?
LIKE
WHY
?
WILL
THE
EXPLAIN
IN
THE
NEXT
EPISODE
?
WILL D&D FINALLY
TURN THIS AROUND?
>>70783956
This is how the poor bastard who marries Selena Gomez will look in 20 years
>>70783982
Same deal as Hugh Jackman
>>70783964
Jaime said he'll pay his debt in last week's episode
>>70783964
Bronn is a bro and a jew mercenary.
>>70783983
First couple of seasons might've had an episode or two like that.
>>70783982
She was better looking when she was younger. They've been married for a long time
>>70783163
YOU WICKED WICKED DEVIL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Boltons have 20 good men behind a SHIELD WALL
How did the Boltons become so bolstered and massive? I thought they were supposed to be some gutteral shit teir house of just murder cunts.
>>70783964
If you completely ignoring the plot point where the Lannisters are apparently out of money, it makes sense. Bronn's character is pretty loyal to people who pay well, and the Lannisters are rich
*slashes out candle* Heh....Nothin personell...kid *teleports behind her* DIE DIE DIE *put her face on the wall* heh that was easy
>>70783733
>Now a girl has truely become A Game Of Thrones©
>>70783888
Because Robb fucked up. Never mind the 1000 years of Starks before him since they North is quick to forget.
>>70783906
HOL UP
>SMACKS LIPS
AYYY
>NO COCK
AYY HOL
>LOOKS AT MISSANDEI
AYYY HOL UP
>ROMANTIC STORY ARC BETWEEN HIM AND MISSANDEI DEVELOPS
AYYYY HOL DA FUK UP
(etc)
>>70783188
>unspeakable things
you mean sex, you fucking loser?
>>70783983
not since S1
ep 8 is really good
