Offscreen Deaths Are Lame Edition
RIP Blackfish, et al.
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>>70779934
>>70779934
First for Cleganelol
Azor Jon!
1st for Lyanna Stark best waifu
First for shittest episode of all time
Third for Jonsa
Preston
>Jaime is not at all stopping Brienne from leaving
>She sneaks out of Riverrun on a boat anyway
>Left her horses and all her stuff in Jaime's army camp
Is this show an intentional parody now?
I still believe in the one true King
This was one of the worst episodes of television this year
show is shit
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>tfw this piece of shit TV series will continue having fans while Warcraft won't get a 2nd movie
>>70781145
who will be the next major character to die off screen?
>>70781145
is he actually dead
what a shitty death, then
Who /Based Beric/ here?
PURE
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Reminder that this asshole let a little girl cuck his entire ancient assassin's guild.
Reminder that Jaqen is a retard.
kek so many drama queens sperging like cucks on here
>Give stannis off screen death
>Give Blackfish off screen death
does D&D hate men that are masculine and likeable? they only like midgets with alcoholism and sister fuckers?
Every since the death of oberyn the violence has been toned down.
>>70781195
>>70781209
Episode 1 was still worse than this one
To what extent is the High Sparrow playing King Tommen?
>>70781208
Is he still alright in the books at least?
>>70781224
WAIT WHERES THE PASTA
YOU IDIOT
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes
>>70781245
>Stannis
>Blackfish
>likeable
Does anyone have the "Very fast Waif running at incredible hihg speed" maymay?
I actually still like WATCHING the show, it's just that when it's over I start thinking about it and thinking about it makes me mad so I come here.
>>70781238
Holy shit, I thought she hit the wick of the candle and put it out.
But she just cut the actual candle in half? What the fuck?
>>70781256
Off page death....Kek
spergs giving a fuck about the off-screen deaths of two background characters. It's comedy gold.
>>70781233
Best scene in the episode, by far.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
How was the episode, lads?
What did you think about the Arya scenes?
I still think this season has been decent aside from the last 2 episodes
>>70781239
>cuck his entire ancient assassin's guild.
What did he mean by that
>>70781239
this has to have some deeper meaning RIGHT, RIGHT?!?!
i dont think we took jaqen for a fool
>>70781263
You are right.
Blackfish is a fucking asshole that basically killed himself.
>>70781250
>>70781195
episode 1 & 2 and the last two episodes of the previous season were all worse. we're still feeling the effects of that shitfest now.
What was the little rumour? Ive forgotten.
Has there ever been a television show that dropped in quality this much? Lost season 6 and Prison Break season 4 don't even compare.
Anyone else find Edmure's acting in his and Jaime's scene to be laughable? It sounded like he was doing another accent. He was really laying the raspy voice on thick.
>>70781291
Probably all the wildfire caches under the city
Tyrion scenes are going from boring to insufferable
>>70781239
Maybe jaqen realised she would never be a faceless assassin, that was never the point, and was giving her the confidence to do what she needed to do? Ergo the smirk at the end?
>>70781213
SKY IS BLUE
GRASS IS GREEN
I'M A VIRGIN
AHAHAHAHA
THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE ARYA GETTING STABBED INTO A TWIST
YEAH GUYS, SHE TOOK SEVERAL STABS TO THE STOMACH AND SHE'S FINE, NO BIG DEAL, SHE'S FINE
FUCKING D&D ARE COMPLETE HACKS
![1442204767931[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gUuhAOM.jpg "1442204767931[1].jpg")
>>70781199
SANSA THE WHORE
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I'M DRUNK AND I'M PISSED ABOUT THE SHOW AND I WANT TO WRITE THE WAIF SOMETHING ON HER TWITTER OR WTFV.
what should I tell her asif from I love her and ask her to be my waif?
>>70781280
>What did you think about the Arya scenes?
I thought they were well done but so fucking predictable, people have been talking about them fighting in the dark since the trailers came out
Nothing in this show surprises any more
>Tyrion: You've never had to shave
Vary's confirmed secret Targ who shaves his head.
The Hound is the only good thing about this season and that's because he's the only fucking character in this show that had a character arc with development jesus christ kill yourself D&D
Did D&D decide the whole "BWB sell off Gendry" to be a horrible mistake? Hence Arya dropping all their members from her list, and the scene this episode to establish them as good guys?
So why did brienne even get sent to riverrun? Just to have a dumb conversation with Jaime? What a stupid plot. She should have stayed with Sansa, the onion niggit and Jon
>>70781228
Pod's 10 seconds of Bronn dirty fight training will come in handy later this season, BE WARNED
>>70781291
Back in the Mad King's days he supposedly stashed caches of wildfire everywhere underneath the city and the sept in particular.
Cersei gonna burn that mother down
>>70781285
>this has to have some deeper meaning RIGHT, RIGHT?!?!
The deeper meaning here is that the Faceless Men are a bunch of idiots.
Maybe that was the point all along.
>>70781293
Dexter is still pretty hard to beat
post waifu rapeface
Brienne's missions
-Protect Catelyn=Fail
-Protect Renly=fail
-Protect Arya=Fail
-Protect Sansa=Fail
-Rescue Sansa =Pass
-Bring in Blackfish=Fail
Success Rate=16.66%
She Seems like a bad omen.......
With Renly, Renly died
Met Sansa, Sansa got raped
Met Blackfish, Blackfish got killed
Attended Joffreys wedding, Joffrey died
Met the Hound, He went offscreen for 16 episodes.
>>70781291
The wildfire hidden everywhere under the city. I don't know if they actually said it though, so it might just be that I am being presumptuous.
>>70781256
he is alive in a chapter in TWOW but Jon's last chapter in ADWD has him get a letter claiming he is dead. it's intentionally unclear.
>>70781320
To shave her mustache
Summary for someone camping without a WiFi please?
>>70781239
>thanks, you failed 3 missions so 3 of my MASTER ASSASSINS had to die to pay for your fuck ups
>oh, and we just spent years fucking training and feeding you even though you still suck mega shit
>you want to leave now? okay, m'lady *tips fedora*
All those iceberg pics are comical now. The story is just straight forward poorly conceived trash.
>>70781309
i can fix that
>>70781320
Nice mustache :^)
>>70781256
He is still alive and set to fuck up the Frey/Bolton alliance in the books, but his situation is still very desperate
also he doesn't burn his daughter alive, though his wife might without him knowing
>>70781233
This nigga was so happy he still had a gig, probably the biggest fuck LSH guy in the world.
>>70781145
CLEGANE BROTHER ON A CONFIRMING SPREE THIS EPISODE
H Y P E
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>>70781356
IT WAS SHIT
>>70781239
What I've taken away from most of this is that as a collective, the fans can write better stories than GURM or D&D. Which makes sense. More minds on target. But yeah, Arya killed the FM guild.
>>70781345
She literally felt like the terminator, it was so cheesy
Not sure if bad acting, directing or both
>>70781219
this show keeps getting new fans every season while Warcraft is a CGI-driven act of IP seppuku. get used to it.
Is Brienne a complete moron? Why did she threaten to Jaime that she'd stay and fight in Riverrun if he attacked?
She's not sworn to save the Blackfish. She's sworn to save Sansa, which she can't do if she gets herself pointlessly killed 2000 miles from her.
>>70781341
dexter was also never very good though
>>70781324
>well done
like surviving 1000+ stabs and rolling down 1000+ flights of stairs and then beating a trained assassin and then healed suddenly?
all while running all over the fucking place?
>>70781358
> 3 of my MASTER ASSASSINS had to die to pay for your fuck ups
Literally What.
GUYS VARYS NEVER HAS HAD TO SHAVE XD NO COCK REMEMBER
Im sick of this sudden "Joffrey was a good king" and "Cersei dindu nuffin" circlejerk. King Tommen is bringing justice and peace to his kingdom. You sheeple are butthurt that the commonfolk are finally punishing the nobility for their transgressions. All of a sudden, The Mountain is a good guy (forget all his raping and pillaging in KL and Riverlands) and everyone is rooting for him against the faith, simply because Whore Cersei, the most repulsive "human being" in the saga was forced to do a walk of atonement. We are supposed to conveniently ignore what an evil whore she has been her whole life because of the retarded "hurr durr a womans body was violated" and "muh loves her children" meme. Cersei and House Lannister are finally getting their commeupance, and you faggots arent satisfied. No wonder the 99% have their feet on your necks IRL, you are LITERALLY ALL brainwashed sheeple. Let me spell it out for you
>Cersei is a cunt
>Lannisters and Tyrells are all cunts, the Tyrells starved KL inder Renly's command and the Lannisters sacked it during the rebellion, raping and burning the city. Literally nothing the people of Kings Landing could to them would be enough punishment
>King Tommen is finally establishing justice
>High Sparrow is a hero for overthrowing the tyrant, corrupt, fat Great Houses out of power
>And yes, Joffrey would have cowered before the High Sparrow. People forget how easily scared Joffrey is. He was scared of Arya,Tywin, Tyrion. Stannis and was literally a Tyrell puppet. He is not the brave king people are suddenly making him out to be
>>70781233
i was relieved when i found out he wasn't a bad guy.
>>70781280
You better use an interval scale rather than ordinal scale for this.
>>70781384
season 1 was
>>70781239
>implying that's the Jaqen from season 2
Cleganebowl and Stoneheart retards are getting cucked and it's like the sweetest thing.
>notto disu shitto agen
>>70781320
tell her that seeing her with facial hair and men's clothing only further inflamed your raging loins
>>70781233
Dennis Pennis and this guy better get a bunch more scenes.
>>70781282
Episode 7 is the highest rated episode this season by /got/
>>70781291
That Tommen hasa large vagina
>>70781385
2 stabs, 1 shallow slash. Shes not healed instantly
>>70781355
>>70781363
for rh'llor sake. I hate you.
>>70781320
Ask her for cummies
>>70781301
Now THAT would be a good finale
>>70781219
is Warcraft free?
>>70781389
Cock Jokes: 2 this episode. Varys and Pod, the two ends of the spectrum.
That thankfully makes up for the lack of a cock joke in episode 6 to keep the rate of 1 per episode alive. Unfortunately the rate of fart jokes is slipping fast.
>>70781207
She was caught inside the castle, maybe her and pod were afraid of the Frey/Lannister men killing them any way?
>>70781239
The way the whole "a life is promised" thing works is really strange to begin with. I think he cared for her. In the books when they separate for the first time it's really hard on Arya
Could Arya survive getting her head crushed by the mountain?
>>70781360
are you a hot grill?
>>70781271
>But she just cut the actual candle in half? What the fuck?
it's actually a reference to The Mark of Zorro
https://youtu.be/nB8tiSMCwRE
best actress
>>70781398
and Doakes was pretty good
what was the fucking point of those 3 brotherhood guys being randomly evil and killing all those peasants?
>>70781439
yep, just give her milk of the poppy afterwards
>>70781320
>ask her to be my waif?
>tfw someday some anon will come on /got/ and say he married her and no one will believe it but then it makes the news that she married some fat neckbeard loser
>>70781383
What did Brienne say in the episode? You remember? She said "I'm sworn to protect my lady's kin". There's your answer. Don't like the rules of knighthood? Too bad.
>>70781433
The castle was being surrendered peacefully. Jaime is literally at the head of the forces going into the castle. Do you watch the episode before posting or just read synopses?
>>70781442
>implying
>>70781347
i always thought this was legitimately the point of her character. An amazing knight that always fails and brings bad luck like you said
>>70781304
Jaqen's debt was paid when she took 3 lives for Arya at Harrenhaal I shapposhhhh.
>>70781388
She took Trant's life so a life of a faceless man was paid. She didn't finish her mission so waif's life was paid.
what the fuck is varys up to?
>>70781439
Dude just sleep it off lmao
>>70781239
Arya is going back to Westeros, which he knows is going to get PWNZOR'D by white walkers and dragons soon.
>>70781239
Tbh
I think he's the only assassin.
And he just wanted to train her for thanking him.
He's the only assassin now and he's the only one needed.
>>70781448
i want to download that gif but i'm afraid it's gonna take all night, could you repost it in reduced quality please.
>A girl has finally become no one
What did he mean by this? I am 100% serious, how does killing the Waif(u)(pbuh) make her a faceless one? Has Jaqen lost his fucking mind?
>>70781469
he's going to meet with Dorne and get them to support Dany.
>>70781393
What is an interval scale?
>>70781458
Except she isn't. Go watch the oath she swore to Catelyn again, or the one she swore to Jaime. Neither involved her swearing to save every Tully and they definitely didn't involve her abandoning her duty to Sansa to do so.
>>70781398
and A SURPRISE SEASON 2 WAS GOOD TOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>70781145
b-but he's not really dead, right?
and n-neither is s-stannis, r-right?
>>70781448
Found the Aussie
Literally:
>Brotherhood cunts killed the hounds friends for literally no reason
>Brienne went to the Riverlands for literally no reason
>Arya's 2 seasons in Braavos was for literally no reason and more specifically her getting stabbed was for literally no reason
>Jamie is literally season 1 Jamie if not even worse
>Cleganebowl literally confirmed never happening
>>70781480
I think maybe he was just trying to save himself?
maybe?
I don't know
>>70781301
Didn't they use the wildfire when Stannis tried to invade? Or was that just some of it? Either way, how would she not know about that shit?
Someone tell me what the fucking point of Arya going to Bravos and Hound "dying" was?
They could have just had Hound and Arya law low and he teaches her to fight and we don't see them at all for like 2 seasons.
Fucking stupid
>>70781466
>She took Trant's life so a life of a faceless man was paid.
What?
And the 3rd assasin?
So what's Ramsay's plan after all this if he happened to win and says Sansa suicides before letting him get her?
Everyone knows he's a torture loving kinslayer. He'd have to force one of the women of his House to marry him and rape her to get a kid as an heir unless he's planning on living forever. Could he even be a father without worrying the kid will kill him in his sleep?
>>70781460
Brienne said she would be an enemy if Tully said no and Jaime attacked while she was in there or something, right?
Remember how last episode when arya got stabbed they made it out to be a deception arya made out. She publicly stated where she was going, didn't have needle on her, walked around not fearing anybody
What happened with that? Nothing? She was really that dumb?
Why are D&D such complete hacks?
>>70781500
They made new wildfire. Aerys had wildfire hidden in the city nobody except Jaime and Brienne know about.
Do people actually watch this show before posting?
>>70781480
I think they really made him pathetic enough, to the point he'd grovel when confronted with arya after she killed waifu
>you are totes faceless no one, baby, so spooky wow don't kill me
and then arya whips her hair back and forth
>>70781366
Good to see that he's still based in some form.Probably still doomed, but at least its likely to be better than the show's end of his character.
Wow, all the Arya theories were more interesting than what actually happened. Bravo D&D
>>70781442
>/tv/
use /got/, you dum dum
>>70781448
She's like the T-1000
>>70781500
This is the Mad King's secret stash
>>70781360
are you a god?
>>70781293
This show is not that bad, I don't fucking understand why this show is held against the most insane standards when no other show is.
>>70781500
That was wildfire that cersei commissioned, the 'rumor' is the wildfire stored under the city from the Mad King Aerys days, Jaime killed a bunch of people including the king in an attempt to keep it secret
>>70781486
Interval is for numerical grades
Ordinal is more for classification (i.e. people like pizza or french fries)
>>70781391
heres your (You)
>>70781239
its really obv its the FM plan, fuckwit
>>70781369
To be honest this is one of the show changes that I like. Beric and Thoros are so good in the show, I hope we get more of them
>>70781480
Desperate plea so Arya wouldnt kill him
They made the FM look fucking pathetic, I guess its possible they are mostly smokes and mirrors and ultimately not so tough, but I dont see GRRM going that route
>>70781488
Sansa told her to get blackfish. How can she fulfill her duty if he's dead?
>>70781424
>asspull plot twist that is totally implausible
>good
even if Jaime killed the head pyromancer there would have been dozens of people who knew where the caches were. it's going to be retarded if Cersei burns down the whole city like in my animes.
>>70781480
>Has Jaqen lost his fucking mind?
It didn't make any sense.
But then again this series is becoming increasily more nonsensical as time goes on.
Even badpossey was more intelligent than Jaqen letting Arya go.
>>70781515
>What happened with that? Nothing? She was really that dumb?
>Why are D&D such complete hacks?
Have people not been paying attention the last 6 years? The answer is always YES.
![JaimeLannisterEW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ylIzZcJ.png "JaimeLannisterEW[1].png")
>all that that character development thrown away
Why do D&D hate Jaime so much?
>>70781510
Are you being retarded on purpose?
Are you a showfag?
>>70781415
Don't be a retard
Could've skipped Sam and Gilly altogether this season tbqh, seeing as there's no way they'll bring closure to his Oldtown plot.
What's even the point of him going there if Bran revealed all of the important stuff about the white walkers already anyway?
>>70781519
he may even end up as the 1000th lord commander of the night's watch, which honestly I cannot think of a better job for stannis
is the play the dumbest thing this show has to offer? i thought Ayra is in Braavos, which is in Essos?
why would they feel sympathy for a king dying on the other side of ocean?
>no dick and slave whore have an autism moment
>10 minutes long
>blackfish fight and death
>off screen
this is just them taunting us isn't it
>>70781480
there's literally no way Arya's Braavos story will end in the same way in the books. nor is this the last we've seen of the faceless men.
Will Littlefinger try to marry Sansa off to Robyn or himself in payment for helping at Winterfell?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THIS EPISODE
It would've made MORE sense if all the Arya shit from ep7 got deleted since they end up in the dark room with needle and Arya fought like she wasn't injured anyway
>>70781327
Seriously. The hound scenes, along with the early jon/sansa scenes in castle black have been the best of this season.
>Blackfish refuses to leave his home even to help his grand niece, daughter to his favorite niece
>Brienne decides not to tell him that Ramsay Bolton has his grand nephew captive
>Also doesn't tell him that Ramsay raped Sansa
>Even when he's got no chance of holding onto Riverrun he still refuses to leave
>Dies a shitty, pointless death instead of making up for his inability to protect Catlyn by helping Sansa
That's some thorough bullshit right there, they just fucked his character. Only reason any of this shit even happened was to let Jaime know what Brienne was up to so that when Cersei lights the wildfire caches and Jaime ends up killing her he'd know where to go next: North.
>>70781145
They're just saving the budget for not cleganebowl.
>>70781566
>says the one being a retard
>Giving her the Valyrian steel sword was no small thing. There's like 10 of these things in the world. He's given it to her not to carry out one task of for one stretch of time.. but for the rest of her life. I think that's a symbolic, meaningful gesture on his part.
What was it symbolic of?
>>70781563
it wasn't, he's conflicted just not close to book lv,
did we all watch the same episode wtf?
So what jaime said to edmure that made him betray all Tully ? He didn't do that only to save his Frey son he never saw?
>>70781145
It was pretty much the worst episode ever.
>>70781589
look at those arms
I don't think a slim figure is in her future
>>70781555
Because she can't stop the Lannisters taking the castle single handily. The second they attacked would mean her mission is failed and she needs to head back to Sansa. Fighting is literally suicide, and suicide is oathbreaking.
But you've now changed your story from "oh she has to save every Tully!" There's no point in continuing to talk with a liar who moves his goal posts every response.
>>70781533
Because it used to be so fucking good and it's honestly not that hard to keep it being good. Literally just use the fucking fan theories and you have a better more complex story than we have
>>70781494
lem went off on his own supposedly
brienne was sent by sansa for soldiers, didn't work out
agree with the braavosi shit, but i guess it was necessary for her to become an assassin or whatever
jaime has regressed indeed, getting the stannis treatment
cleganebowl ded
>>70781562
I don't know... I expect work to be a learning experience. You'd think they actually came up with something clever on their way when writing this swill
>>70781589
>in payment
Didn't you get the memo? He's Sansa's white knight from now on. Literally her Jorah.
Has anyone realized that Varys going to Westeros means the return of the bad pussy?
>>70781480
>I'm going home
>okay fuck just smile please dont kill me please go please bitches love smiley faces here goes so please
>>70781584
>there's literally no way Arya's Braavos story will end in the same way in the books.
I don't know about that.
I'm starting to think that Arya's story will be a waste of time in the books too.
GRRM isn't above writing useless characters.
>>70781584
I think book Arya will end up in hostile terms with the FM, but she wont have a badass escape where she kills one of them
>>70781145
PRESTON VIDEO WHERE
I WANT TO SEE HIM MAKE FUN OF THIS SHIT EPISODE
>>70781316
Look mom, I posted it again.exe
>>70781195
>First for shittest episode of all time
THIS
>>70781570
glass candles mostly he will go to oldtown
>>70781448
For one of the best assassins in the world she sure is shit
>>70781605
>what was it symbolic of?
his penis
>>70781208
>"I should be king because it is my duty"
>duty
>instead of because his brother had a big fucking hammer and was stupid enough to be gored by a pig
Yeah, no.
>>70781508
>>70781494
the best theory I've heard is that the Faceless Men are the final boss of the series, not the WW, and will steal dragons to melt the wall so as to give Westeros to their god. so Jaqen doesn't care if Arya goes back because he thinks she's going to die anyway. it's still not impossible as a theory, but they are changing the pacing of the plot reveals if its the case.
>>70781605
his admission that she was the better warrior, and person, and more deserving of the sword
also a sign of his respect and his wish to fulfill his promises to her
also Jaime lowkey wants that pussy but won't let himself admit it
I think the show is great. It is held to some kind of gold standard, so while it's still good television, people will pick apart every little thing that doesn't seem right.
>>70781630
How do you reckon
>>70781145
Glad we got another scene of Tyrion talking with the two most boring characters in the show instead of an actual fight between Arya and that smug girl.
>>70781572
>implying
Stannis is too much of an autist. He'd behead every man who fucks a chick and breaks his vow that way
>>70781239
He was hired by Ned to train her. He did his job.
>>70781451
It's a very roundabout way of both giving Sandor a redemption arc and highlighting the fact that the Brotherhood are still a force for good. And also a tie in to them being enemies forced in to friendship by circumstance.
>>70781291
all the Clegane bowls hidden under the city
In how deep shit is Tyrion now?
>I'M OBEYING MY LORD MY LORD
Is Lord Man a new meme?
>>70781613
your retarted
could someone make a split webm with
>running waif on one side
>running terminator woman from T3 on the other
>>70781605
his heart
>>70781575
They travel, if it's anything like real politic they're paid to make people side for who's in power.
What better way to improve the image of events that happened to millions of people who weren't there.
>>70781629
>LF not taking advantage of every situation
So why did Lemoncloak and 2 other dudes went separate from BWB? Why did those 4 guys around the campfire betray the smallfolk?
/got/ was better when we thought Lady Stoneheart was killing Freys.
Turned out it was just "lol we're evil for no reason now"
/got/ can write better than D&D... imagine that...
Why does Ramsay go out to meet Jon Snow when he could just sit in Winterfell and slowly bleed them out because they're disorganized and outnumbered?
>>70781661
he's probably going to Dorne for some secret stuff
won't skynet just more termiwaifs from the future?
>>70781610
Know how I can tell you're black?
I don't even know what Preston is going to say about the episode. Almost nothing happened.
>>70781630
Varys and Olena are going to Dorne.
Screencap this shit for episode 10
How can there be cleganebowl if trial by combat has been abolished?
>>70781609
He said how he'd kill everyone in the world just to get a sniff of Cersei's pussy again.
>I once took a jackass and a honeycomb to a brothel...
Will we ever get to hear the rest of the joke?
>>70781609
>conflicted
>threatens to murder all tully men as well as edmure's child and wife just so he can go back to banging cersei
>at this point in the books he has already doubted their relationship and started growing apart from his insanity
>somehow she still has hooks in him
did you watch this episode anon? nothing about jaime suggests he felt any inner turmoil about his threats. he just wants to go fuck cersei
>>70781508
A warrior can't teach a rogue/assasin, do you even rpg?
>>70781635
sameanon here, this is what I think to.
in the books she is warging cats, so I think she will start snooping around and find out what their actual plans are then flee the city abruptly. but D&D didn't want to do the reveal that way or something.
>>70781673
Gonna make him be buddies with Snow next.
Or spark a feud between Snow and Danny
>>70781584
>there's literally no way Arya's Braavos story will end in the same way in the books.
But the books are never going to be finished so who cares?
>>70781659
>also Jaime lowkey wants that pussy but won't let himself admit it
Yeah. Bronn knew the truth.
>>70781666
Literally this: the post
>>70781711
Cleganebowl's cancelled.
WinterHYPE is on and replacing it.
Night King vs Valyrian Axe Wielding Sandor Clegane
>>70781711
Cleganebowl will happen, but it won't be a "trial by combat" that will cause it to happen.
>>70781563
It's good tv senpai
>>70781711
go ask r/cleganebowl
>>70781692
No no, Sansa said mean things to him so now he's obliged to her completely. He used to be a player but now he's in beta provider white knight mode.
>>70781723
Knowing DD it's probably some existing joke with a couple names changed.
Is Sansa pregnant or has that been ruled out?
What happened to the writing in this show? No subtlety. Imagine if S6 D&D wrote that scene where Pod, Bronn and Tyrion discuss his time whorehouse.
>You didnt get paid?
>You must have a fucking massive COCK Poddy lad
>Big Beautiful Swinging Bellend LAD
>HAHA REMEMBER VARYS? HE HAS NO COCK
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>that Waif terminator impression
i cringed
>>70781666
Nice digies.
>>70781291
ThatCleganebowl is still fucking confirmed.
>>70781674
>My lord, you are not lord of this castle m'lord.
>My lord is ordering me to raise the drawbridge my lord, he is my lord, my lord, I have to obey my lord!
Gave me a fucking headache.
>>70781723
Thanks for telling how that scene ends, as I skipped it as soon as it started.
Good to know I didn't miss anything.
>>70781575
Shakespeare wrote plays about ancient Rome and Italian Politics for an audience that would live their entire life in a 20 mile radius and never even go 3 towns over
I think the problem I was having was that I assumed Jaqen wasn't the original Jaqen. It was. He liked arya and wanted to see her do well. So instead of killing her he kept giving her promotions and second chances.
He also knew Waif wasn't no one. She held onto too much to be no one. She was envious and angry at Arya. She had to go or actually become no one. He would have had to get rid of her sooner or later anyway.
So this was the original Jaqen and not just some guy wearing the Jaqen H'ghar face and he just really wanted to help Arya get the tools for revenge. Even though he already paid her back.
....right?
>>70781754
Is there a template for this shit
>>70781693
"If they want new boots or a warmer cloak or maybe a rusted iron halfhelm, they need to take them from a corpse, and before long they are stealing from the living too, from the smallfolk whose lands they’re fighting in, men very like the men they used to be. They slaughter their sheep and steal their chickens, and from there it’s just a short step to carrying off their daughters too."
Can they do it /got/ ?
Boltons are so fucking creepy tho.
>>70781699
they don't have an actual castle that can stand for the Winterfell exterior, so they have to do open battle scenes.
same reason why we never saw how Theon and Sansa survived falling from the walls.
>>70781780
yeah it's called wikipedia you dumb fuck
>>70781575
>why would they feel sympathy for a king dying on the other side of ocean?
They don't feel sympathy for the "king" you fucking mong, it's the mother grieving for her son.
>>70781683
is that person playing joffrey a woman?
actor has pretty nice eyes
>>70781616
Brienne told you what hr duties are. You're being autsitic and playing the "she didn't LITERALLY swear to protect these PARTICULAR people." game. First off, why would the formal oath, that's only like 5 lines long, being the full extent of a knight's duties? You don't know what knighthood is like in westeros. There's probably more to it. Brienne is explaining how it goes in exposition so it makes sense to you. And you dismiss it because what? Not even conflicting information, but LACK of information. Why can't you just accept that it's her duty to align with Sansa's kin in the time of war?
>>70781699
Because he's a cocky dick and a shitty strategist. He excels at guerrilla tactics and tricky dicky bullshit but knows nothing about how to lead men, and he's also eager to swing his new Warden of the North dick around. D&D kinda fucked up by making him seem far more competent and skilled than he actually is.
>>70781575
the play is one of the best things about this pretty bad season
The worst part about this show is the fan theories are so good, complex, and subtle. And what we get is so predictable and bland.
>>70781784
Boltons will win but Littlefinger will save the Starks at the last second
Ramsay actually losing is too much for this show
>>70781754
>@murdadort
kek
and we don't know about her being preggo, at the moment.
>No Arya tweest. She was just that stupid
>>70781742
AZOR SANDOR (kek)
>>70781814
He'll just die offscreen
>>70781784
I sure hope they do, because it's obvious that most of the money was spent for this. The cheap props, abysmal cgi, random deaths are a result of this thing. The fight has to be truly amazing or else this season will be shit just like s05.
>>70781725
that's in the book jesus fucking christ, his inner turmoil is pretty obv without a POV, so he still luvs Cersei, wait till she WF KL, his arc is out of order and suffers but their obviously still doing it.
