What the fuck is this shit
Is he a big guy /tv/?
My favorite part is that the A to Z Mart cup follows him through the whole thing, to remind the audience that fucking Kevin Smith directed this.
>>70773341
The result of a bet.
>>70773341
masturbation
>>70773341
Kino
Tfw no qt3.14 mr Tusk to give me a tuskjob
>>70773341
>they just put him out on a ranch
why didn't they just kill him or take him to a hospital?
Cauckino
>>70775307
due to the wonders of shit writing he genuinely thought he was a walrus and wasn't in any distress
>>70773341
It's garbage anon
>>70775338
>due to the wonders of shit writing he genuinely thought he was a walrus and wasn't in any distress
Except you can see at the end that he's crying, and it's established earlier in the film that animals don't cry. He's still human in that big blubber walrus suit.
>>70773341
That's a walrusman. I know because one of them used to live on my couch in college.
>That shot of the drowned walrus
Pretty shocking senpai
Do you gyus think Justin Long enjoys not having a career anymore?
>>70781408
Hey man Sasquatch Gang was a good movie man.
>>70781454
i legit enjoyed that movie
i will never rewatch and continue to remember it fondly
>>70781408
I enjoy that justin long never really had a career.
>>70781408
Dodgeball came out 12 years ago
>>70773341
I am the walrus?
>>70773341
>Kevin Smith smoked himself insane.
>>70773341
Haven't watched this
So did they somehow change his internal organs or pretty much just sew the skin over his body
>>70784247
shut the fuck up Donny
>>70785096
answering that question would require about a thousand times more thought than kevin smith put into the movie.
>>70773341
>dude weed lmao
Kevin Smith thinks he's hilarious and made this sort of kickstarter flick, what he failed to realize is that he made a grotesque, repulsive, and disturbing flick.
I listened to the commentary on this. I guess the premise is from an ad they found on Craigslist or something that they read on a podcast. The plot of the movie is from them riffing on the ad. What's really disturbing is that Kevin Smith thinks the movie is absolutely hilarious and he can't stop laughing throughout the commentary track and calling the movie genius. He's a mentally disturbed man and Yoga Hosers just goes to prove it.
>>70773341
darkest comedy you can get
pure kino
Is this meant to be Human Centipede x The Fly?
>>70787144
Clerks x Salo
>>70773341
I just remember it starting real serious then getting real fucking wierd.
>>70784205
'If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball'.
Fucking Stillers wife is a babe.
>>70786819
I haven't seen seen Tusk but I agree.
>>70786819
The whole outline for the movie was made within a podcast episode that was around an hour. Kevin has gotten alot more relaxed about making movies after Zack and Miri flopped, which really crushed his spirit. Now he just makes whatever the fuck he wants, something I'd let him get away with if he didn't cast his hideous daughter.
