old thread >>70770891
Is he reallydead?
Azor Jaime
Azor Theon
He's dining with Stannis right now. They're both in some kind of limbo.
>>70772430
Based Blackfish is dead and gone. A fucking offscreen death no less.
>tfw Clegane Bowl de-confirmed
>>70772430
Post yfw you come to terms with the fact that there is no genius grand scheme explaining the past season's low quality, this show has just become utter crap.
Lord Stonefish confirmed
>>70772647
That's what butthurt hater's actually believe.
Cry more.
Why did Brienne escape on a boat, like she was BookFish? It's not like Jaime wouldn't allow her to go back north... and it's not like her "honor" would make her fight since they were surrendering.
JON IS GOING TO FUCK RAMSAY SO HARD
>>70772677
Who else though Sandor would see Black Fish's body on the river when he was peeing?
Fuck Sansa. I'm declaring for the true Queen in the North.
Did anyone else feel that Khalessi's return was shit?
>a loud thump is heard
>"random unsullied #5382, go check it out!"
>he goes and everyone kneels
>khalessi walks into the room with a confused look on her face
>THE SCENE ENDS
>>70772677
What did he mean by this?
>>70772817
She's an alien.
Fuck off
>>70772774
How much you wanna bet it is going to be off-screen or predictable af
>>70772775
kek
So Beric still being around pretty much squashes any possibility of LSH now right?
>get stabbed
>fine
>Win a high speed chase
>fall down all the stairs
>win a fight
>walk home
>fine still
>leave
>>70772430
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471069
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Can someone explain to me WHY theyre bringing back the Brotherhood without Banners UNLESS there was actual plot points to come out of it.
The Hound plotline has to go somewhere as does Donadrions etc. Lady Stoneheart is VIABLE now, and if not then why not with the Black Fish (Which would actually do nicely considering his hatred for the Freys and off screen death).
WTF are D&D playing out not taking advantage of bringing them back and creating these characters.
If they're not going to do that then in all honesty the whole Riverlands scenes are filler between the BastadBowl and whatever is currently happening in KLs.
Where are these plotlines going if not Stoneheart and the eventual end of the Freys?
>Anons and anons
>Gregor and Sandor are the two pillars that hold up Cleganebowl
>One Clegane collapses and so does the other
>After conferring with his holiness, we have determined that Cleganebowl is now cancelled
>Seven blessings to all
>>70772956
Brotherhood comes back in the books with Catlyn. Since they removed catlyn, i'm sure there's a point of brining the brotherhood after having to remove catlyn and rewriting storylines for a handful of characters so the stories still fit.
>>70772848
>Dany doesn't have any lines
seems perfectly done to me
>>70772677
UNO
FARTO
>Lem Lemoncloak got jobbed.
Will the Hound take over the cloak?
>>70772867
>Arya returns to Westeros
>Learns Jon retook Winterfell after he was resurrected
>Goes to Winterfell
>They greet each other with smiles and joy
>A momentary pause
(INSERT CLICHE KNIFE GUT SOUND)
>Jon looks down at his wound and back up at Arya in disbelief
>Arya smiling, then takes off her mask
>IT WAS THE WAIF ALL ALONG
BRAVO DAN AND DAVE
>>70773087
>remove catlyn and rewriting storylines for a handful of characters so the stories still fit.
How?
Honestly, despite the riverlands being in the book i don't understand why they're bringing it back. For what purpose? The loose ends were ignored for 2seasons so what is the overall purpose in bringing it all back when it doesn't need to backup what we're seeing from the start of Season 5?
The Riverlands and return of The Hound feel pointless atm, even though i'm actually really happy to see them back. I just don't understand where this is going.
okay, we write like reddit
>"I prefer chicken" who else laughed and thought this was pretty epic?
Was lady stoneheart on the water that Sander was pissing in?
>Killing blackfish
So fucking unnecessary
>>70773250
yes
>>70773259
no
>>70773244
Do we have to bully people?
>>70773228
It links the Riverlands and Sandor to the North so he can fight white walkers.
So happy the "spoilers" were fake and Beric wasn't recast again, and Thoros isn't a bad guy. I thought he and the Hound were going to fight.
>>70772848
>blow so much of your dragon budget on that pointless speech a couple episode ago that instead of Drogon swooping in with the backlight of burning Meereen, which would be a much cooler shot than Drogon in the middle of the desert, you have him show up offscreen and Dany just walk into frame
What the fuck?
>>70772848
she didn't say anything, it was perfect.
now she will use her dragons to finally kill the masters, and get a fucking move on with her story
>>70772430
Why would a Lannister bannerman lie to the Kinglsayer?
>>70773250
I half expected her to body to wash up right here. my head was screaming DABID! DABID!
>>70773228
Since the 6th book isn't out yet, it's hard to tell.
So just keep watching the damn show and find out.
Half of the storylines and the ins and outs of each seem pointless atm. We've always had a good idea of where things were going because we've had the books to fall back on. Now we don't, so it's a mystery.
>NOTHING, I LEARNED NOTHING!
>The Hound on a rampage
>Based Beric & Thoros
>Mountain ripping a sparrow's head off
>Cersei getting BTFO
>1st season Jaime, even same line
>Arya's arc finally moving on
>Missandei being a qt 3.14
>Dany arriving like a badass (I hate Dany though)
I loved it.
Do you guys have any reasons to hate the episode or is it just because Tommen canceled Cleganebowl? You know this is a ruse to get more hyped when it comes out right?
>>70773244
>"joking" about bringing reddit to 4chan
you're part of the problem
>>70773250
why do people keep talking about "lady" stoneheart like they've never read the books? It's lord stoneheart (blackfish) and he was confirmed tonight since you have to die to be resurrected
>>70773244
Haha, I know right!
It's funny because they had a humorous scene involving the Hound and chickens in season 4! Lmao!
>>70772557
clegane bowl literally outlawed
>>70773289
you're one of them, it's okay
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471444
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>>70772956
the one thing that scares the shit out of the hound is fire. the lord of light is all about fire, so i'm guessing the lord is going to have a pow wow with mr. clegane and he's going to full paladin.
>>70773324
the episode could have been visual heroin and /tv/ will still nitpick the shit out of it.
it was a good episode, 7.8/10
>Tyrion telling a joke involving House Martell
>The bigger joke is that House Martell is now extinct solely by the actions of these 4 idiots
>>70773250
almost positive
there's no reason for the pissing scene otherwise
>>70773340
Anyone who thinks this is the worst season is a newfag who forgot what Season 5 was like
>>70773340
>polls
enjoy your autism
>>70773318
>YOU WIN ARYA, IT WAS ALL A TEST
>>70773286
What was the point of the Blackfish dying?
It wasnt in character, it didnt serve the story aside from ending any interesting plot he could serve, and it didnt have any impact because we didnt grow with the character.
Shit move. Shit show.
>Dany will feed Tyrion to her dragons to signal to the normies that she's the bad guy now
>>70773227
As infuriating as D&D can be sometimes I don't think they'd be this stupid. People would legitimately drop the show after learning one of the most beloved characters in the show has been secretly dead for a whole season and that Faceless Bitch has killed one of the other most beloved characters in the show. You might say "well the Red Wedding" but this would be way more of a brainfuck and a dumb writing decision.
>people think Radmure was in the wrong
Jaime was going to siege the castle and kill everyone, he struck a deal to lay down his arms so that his men might be spared. Plus he had a wife and child to think about.
>>70773244
Why is everyone hating this episode soooo much? I think you guys should really take the time to appreciate the fact that we even have this show in the first place!
You guys can't POSSIBLY expect everything to be good! Just LOOK at the how much source material and screen time there is.
Why do you guys have to bring your hate speech in here? Just stop watching if you don't like it :(((
>>70773332
>>70772557
they only do that to bring the hype back up when they put it in the last season.
we knew there would be no cleganebowl this season since the spoilers first came out.
D&D are retards and want to feed into fanservice, so they WILL give us cleganebowl.
>>70773375
>we need more cocks on screen
Why did they reshoot the scene of Tyrion awkardly hangs out with Greyworm and Missandei from earlier this season?
>>70773309
Yeah i suppose this does make sense it's just rather annoying that they could add parts of the book into the story as it currently stands but refuse to for whatever silly reason'. There is also a complete disregard to what the fans want to seeexcept for the return of the Hound / Jons ressurection
Also havne't they kind of fucked the Hounds character over? He's a gravedigger and a member of the faith right? Why couldn't they stick with that plotline?
>>70773290
>It links the Riverlands and Sandor to the North so he can fight white walkers.
Debatable. If anything its going to simply link with the Freys and Arya. I can't see the Riverlands linking with the North now since Blackfish was kill la killd unless the Brotherhood join up with Jon against the South
Damn, this was a SHITTY episode
>blackfish gets an off screen death
JUST
first miss andy has a really cute laugh
>the normies are actually defending arya's arc
>>70773399
Better than having another episode of quips and cock jokes.
>>70773128
>>70772956
>muh stoneheart
We have been already over this. The show is not referencing a dumb subplot from the books
>mfw I thought episode 7 was shit
>people liked episode 7
>mfw I liked episode 8
>people think episode 8 is shit
Why is the situation in Meereen so desparate they have to abandon the whole city and all back to the Pyramid? They can't even hope to hold the walls with 12 thousand men? Why are the Unsulled such jobbers now? Why are the Slavers now competent?The answer is it has to be completely hopeless until Dany swoops in and wins the day with her dragon and Dothraki
>>70773340
>2 votes for season 1
you're dumb memers and should kys
>>70773389
autism
>>70773411
>D&D are retards and want to feed into fanservice, so they WILL give us cleganebowl.
this.
>>70773423
i want to ________ missandei!
>>70773371
I'm just happy they've been gone since episode 1.
so yep, arya is officially the worst plot line in the entire show
how much of a hack do you have to be to ruin a story about a girl becoming a faceless assassin?
>>70773414
Because Peter Dinklage needs his screen time.
>>70773458
tell jokes to
>>70772848
Why in the name of fuck did all the unsullied think they were being attacked? They heard a large thump, and they're at the top of a pyramid. It's fucking obvious that it's either a loose dragon, or one of the fireballs. Neither is a situation where you send a guy out with his shield raised and only looking forward.
The masters have some really good trebuchet and fire-control technology, as well. Being able to throw those balls of fire as high as they did from bloody ships.
I'm someone who hasn't really been that disappointed by an episode this season. A few gripes here and there sure but nothing to huge.
But now I don't even know if I'm going to watch the last season. Holy hell, this was a bad episode.
>finally a girl is no one
What the fuck would lead him to think this was a reasonable conclusion? Why was this line written?
>>70773324
see >>70773404
This is what you are.
>>70773458
kiss :3
REMINDER THAT NORMIES ARE THE CANCER KILLING THIS SHOW
IF PEOPLE WEREN'T SO ENTERTAINED BY DICK AND 'LE CHICKEN XD' JOKES D&D COULDN'T BE THIS FUCKING LAZY
>>70773414
why did they even have the scene to begin with
tyrion could have been passed out snoring for five minutes until the wise masters started slinging shit, and that would have been infinitely better
>>70773469
>worse than Dorne
>>70773318
100% agree
if they don't like this episode, they should stick to shit shows like The Walking Dead...
GoT is for smart people
>>70773399
>tyrion gave insight into what his dream is
>every time a character announces what they would like to do one day in a soliloquy, they are marked for death
it's only a matter of time now
>>70773437
>The show is not referencing a dumb subplot from the books
You're either retarded or misinformed but i'll bite.
>Return of the hound
>Return of the Frey & Brotherhood plotline
>Blackfish and siege of Riverrun
So they're not referencing the books right?
These scenes mentioned above could have been completely glossed over and avoided too, so don't start with that shit.
>>70773443
Im just glad theyre attacking Mereen
Sadly Barristan and Victarion arent there, but the Dany plot can still be saved.
>>70773443
>The answer is it has to be completely hopeless until Dany swoops in and wins the day with her dragon and Dothraki
Maybe the slavers will actually kill one of the dragons.
>>70772817
62 GOOD MEN
So Snowbowl next week.
Jon's marching dudes to their deaths against archers
He thinks he can get Ramsay to be reasonable and make it a one on one.
He'd broody, clearly doesn't give much of a fuck and probably just wants to die and get this over with so he doesn't have to do all this shit
And Sansa's still a mega bitch to him and will watch as he and his men are crushed and Jon puts his life at risk trying to keep her safe
Sansa will just watch until LF shows up, stops the Boltons and she'll probably be grateful and even fuck Littlefinger as a reward and not give a shit about all Jon and his wildlings just did.
Is there any chick alive worse than Sansa?
Is there any man alive with a shittier current life than Jon?
>>70772430
How did the Blackfish not see Jaime's move of sending Edmure back into the castle to surrender it?
Like, god damn who wouldn't have seen that power play coming?
Also: why does D&D hate Edmure so much? They're character assassinating him every time he's on screen.
>>70773244
I like that the show is so fem-friendly!!!
after season 5 all my girlfriends (not the relationship kind, you know what I mean) told me to pick the show up and im not dissapointed
all I can say is you go girl to danaerys! shes so epic
good to see that little girl character arry or whatever her name is stick it to the patriarchy too what a good show!
>>70773497
Dorne at least had a cool fight scene with The Mountain
What did we get from Arya? Parkour scene and then an offscreen final battle.
>>70772817
>>70772878
yes, fuck bugeyes creepy none the less
>>70773486
no one is an absolutely meaningless term in the show. it basically means "assassin" and that's about it, there's nothing else to it
>>70773497
yep, it is abso fucking lutely worse than dorne. dorne was shit from the start, arya's story was pretty good for a while and for the past 2 seasons it has taken a fucking nose dive
>>70773510
Who's Victarion?
>>70773494
Is pod related to ilyn payne? just realized they have the same name
The Red Woman: 3.5/10
Home: 6.5/10
Oathbreaker: 7/10
Book of the Stranger: 6/10
The Door: 7.5/10
Blood of my Blood: 8/10
The Broken Man: 8.5/10
No One: 7/10
all the "criticisms" about this episode are nitpicks and "muh Cleganebowl" autistic rage.
The episode was pretty good.
> eight episode in
> still no cordy flashback of tourney
loosing faith in the leaks bros
>>70773440
>people
who are you talking about?
most normies disliked last episode because "nothing happened", and most normies will like this episode because hound and mountain action.
>>70773227
10/10 m8
I'm take this theory to reddit, I think this one has legs.
What was the rumor Cersei talked with Qyburn?
Trying to remember and I just cant. Was it not mentioned?
>>70773517
>Jon's marching dudes to their deaths against archers
Yeah, you'd think out the surviving wildlings there would be some decent archers.
>>70773499
Finally /tv is becoming more sensible.
If I could suck everyone's dick that's posting like this right now, my god....
>>70773128
>it's a Dany doesn't open her mouth episode
>>70773548
Distant cousins.
>>70773505
adding:
>people getting hanged
>season 7 implied a change in leadership of the BwB; they never attacked innocents before
>several references to the red wedding this season
>>70773548
distant cousins
>Roose gets stabbed in the stMach
>instant death
>Hotah gets stabbed in the back
>instant death
>Arya gets stabbed multiple times in the stomach and then falls off a bridge
>is perfectly fine
Is Arya a white walker?
>>70773517
>and even fuck Littlefinger
Stop right there. This is the GURL POWER season. She'll kill CIA after he reveals R+L=J to Jon.
>>70773562
Wildfire.
COME ON MY DUDES
>>70773562
i don't remember it either. she had a chat with him in like the first episode with all his little birds but i dont remember what they talked about
>>70773519
It's not like blackfish could have done anything about it. However he should have taken the deal that would let them march north.
>badass Mountain and Hound scenes
>Podrick scenes
>Bronn was funny like always
>We find out Radmure has a son with Roslin
>Might be moving to Casterly rock with Roslin and the baby
>Arya's arc finally ended
>only 1 Dany scene
This episode wasn't 10/10 but it was far from shitty, stop whining
![TlujUgG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mz0in6B.jpg "TlujUgG[1].jpg")
>>70773546
Best Greyjoy the show didnt use
And a good thing, they would likely butcher it
>>70773486
"no one" can mean a lot of things metaphorically
>>70773549
gb2r
>>70773590
It's wednesday
>lol, lemme go fight hundreds of Lannister soldiers and die instead of going to my only kin that's not a fucking traitor and didn't fuck me in the ass by losing my home
What did Blackfish mean by this?
>>70773562
>What was the rumor Cersei talked with Qyburn?
The high sparrow likes Qyburns little birds.
I'm telling you, if these hacks gave Dany more screen time nos only this episode but this season would be the GOAT
>>70773556
I want to WHIP Cordy until her back is a bloody mess!
>>70773375
What am i looking at?
Calling it now.
Jaimie's "redemption arc" is all going to be condensed into one fucking scene.
Cersei will call in her shitty anti-meister and tell him to "burn them all". Jaimie will be on-hand and have to kill them both with a golden sword.
Feel free to screencap.
>Last season
>Boltons have a giant cavalry force that sweeps away the Baratheons with ease
>This season
>Boltons have a tiny cavalry force that Jon's few mounted men will be able to fight without instantly losing
>Will have to rely on a shield wall and so can't win a quick victory so CIA has time to show up
God D&D are such fucking hacks.
>>70773494
because normies and casuals who cant even remember the names of half the characters really love this grey worm romance side story.
>At last, a girl has truly become a Game of Thrones
What did he mean by this?
>>70773486
he was trying to oppress her
but she showed him who was boss X-D this show is good
t. woman
Overall I came out of this episode feeling like... nothing.
The writing just seemed bland and anticlimatic (except from the Hound's one liners).
We got:
Jaime's character arc still doing fuck all as he "just wants to return to Cersei"
Arya apparently being Beric Dondarrion and being able to fall down steps on stab wounds
Arya was actually that stupid and got stabbed
Dany confidently showing up on time (who expected that)
CLEGANEBOWL dreams crushed
Riverrun storyline just building up to nothing, we don't even get to see the Blackfish fight it out (albeit even the start)
Arya's storyline in Braavos concluding to be nothing more than a 2 season long "phase" like some teenager getting into goth music.
The Hounds mini revenge arc is very mini, who killed the peaceful people and left the supplies? Just some fucking nutters who get quickly hung :)
Also, guess we found out why this episode was a little longer - exciting Tyrion + Greyworm + Messiande relationship developments! S
Not to be a negative Nancy, but this horse shit
>>70773583
sansa using "the weapon between her legs" WOULD be "gurl power" according to D&D. you're underestimating how retarded they are. they're absolute hacks.
>>70773590
Literally dudebro the post
>>70773562
Not mentioned yet to my knowledge.
>>70773565
Especially seeing how accurate some of them were at Hardhome and how good Ygritte herself was
>>70773590
i really thought it wasn't going to be arya. when she was in the bed i thought arya would take her face off and be jaqen or something.
but nope, it was even worse writing than that. arya is just a dumb bitch waltzing around braavos getting stabbed for being a moron.
fuck her entire story since season 4
>>70773244
Guys, what is the Red Wedding?!
Why do they keep showing the Fray guys?
Who is Edmure? I thought Ned died in season 1
>>70773612
>>70773608
What kind of character was he really? Seems kinda dumb and characterless for how adored he is. I'm assuming he wasn't a narration character.
>>70773634
Showfags will try to explain that most of that cavalry were stannis' mercenaries
>>70772430
yes, the show is too bad to actually do something with him
Arya is the Waif
Act surprised when she kills Jon
D&D want you to
>>70773443
>The answer is it has to be completely hopeless until Dany swoops in and wins the day with her dragon and Dothraki
i thought that was obvious. i thought the dwarf would do more before she showed up, just like when his dad swooped in and saved the city the other time
>>70773590
>browsing reddit
kill yourself
>>70773437
>The show is not referencing a dumb subplot from the books
You do realize this entire show is based on the books, right?
Am I the only one disappointed by how little we've seen the Mountain in action so far? Not even talking about Cleganebowl here.
Since the Viper vs. Mountain episode I've developed quite a liking for the Mountain and was really excited to see him in action again with his new zombie look. But now it's been 8 episodes and only things that happened so far were 2 random guys getting their head smashed.
Of course it was great, but objectively it was, what... not even 2 minutes long? They've been blue-balling us for a while now, I really expected and wanted to see a real fight with the Mountain against the faith mobs, but they completely failed to deliver that. Like you said the trailer had already showed all of this, and instead we got the same Tyrion scene we got a few episodes back, albeit out of place this time, eating up 10min for nothing.
Here's hoping for some more Mountain action in episode 10.
>>70773250
No. She would've been under there for years at this point. At best she'd be a slightly fleshy skeleton.
>>70773621
DELETE THIS
>>70773623
The river that Clegane is pissing in. In the books, LSH is found in the river.
>>70773617
he was tired of fighting and just wanted a glorious death
fighting a lost cause against superior numbers and dying tragically for no reason is what knights and shit do in songs
>>70773486
he's been trolling her with this "No One" shit since the beginning. he says it to her one last time, because she has finally figured it out.
>REMINDER
D&D from inside the episode:
>His relationship with her is obviously very complicated and fraught and has undercurrents that he's uncomfortable with feeling.
>Giving her the Valyrian steel sword was no small thing. There's like 10 of these things in the world. He's given it to her not to carry out one task of for one stretch of time.. but for the rest of her life. I think that's a symbolic, meaningful gesture on his part.
>There's like 10 of these things in the world.
>>70773680
the comments from this thread and reddit are pretty much the same, ilke it or not we are reddit....
THAT SMIRK HAD ME DYING, WAS PERFECT
>>70773617
>surrendering for the good of your people
>traitor
Blackfish was an old stubborn cunt who put his home above the lives of his men, if he would have continued they all would have died.
what are the most EPIC! characters right now?
>Arya
>Danny
>Jon
>Brianne
someone post this seasons leaks that were pretty much confirmed by this weak episode please
>>70773597
>badass Mountain and Hound scenes
pontless action scenes
>Podrick scenes
magic cock xDD
>Bronn was funny like always
magic cock xDDD
>We find out Radmure has a son with Roslin
wow, it's fucking nothing
>Might be moving to Casterly rock with Roslin and the baby
wow, it's fucking nothing
>Arya's arc finally ended
in the mst retarded way
>only 1 Dany scene
1 Dany scene
>It is a rumor or something more?
>More. Much more.
So Cersei burns down the Sept of Baelor and kills the entire King's Landing cast off to further the streamlining of the show for Season 7.
>>70773549
>not one but TWO offscreen deaths
>Arya's plot concludes without her learning or accomplishing ANYTHING, it's not like she learned how to skinchange without stealing a face from the house
>Edmure goes from refusing to accept Jaime's demands to randomly accepting them after having a talk about their sisters that didn't actually bring them any closer to reconciliation.
this episode was SHIT
>>70773631
>Feel free to screencap.
I wish people would stop fucking saying this, you just look arrogant as if you've said some profound theory that no one else has thought of before.
>>70772956
brotherhood finds blackfish's body downstream next episode
cap this
>>70773683
the threat of him is supposed to be enough, but at the very least some exposition about what he could do would be good
>>70772956
It's pretty much that they decided to cut the bulk of the storylines and character arcs, but at the same they're fucking terrified of it being another Lost and having people be able point to earlier setups and characters in the show that were abandoned and didnt get payoff.
So they're dredging up old storylines and characters (a good example of this is Walder, Rickon/Osha and Blackfish/Brotherhood) but only for 3 minute scenes where they can be killed off mindlessly rather than displaying the actual evolution and can of worms that those storylines would be. If they went full Arianne/Dorne, Aegon, LSH, Greyjoy plots then they know they'd do 10 seasons, so we're getting these abridged versions that haven't moved in time since then and are rushed to die off.
It's pretty retarded either way and they might as well have just fucking done LSH or not addressrd these locations at all, but that's basically the reason and why we've seen so much shit writing particularly in regards to these low priority characters and areas. It's not that they want to bring them in and do them right, it's that they want to create an illusion that the show actually addressed everything (even at the risk of it being cheap) by the time they hit the end.
>>70773700
didn't the fat man himself say there was like 200 in westeros alone?
i really want to know who thought the arya/waif cat and mouse chase scene was a good idea
i felt like i was watching some straight to dvd low budget piece of shit action movie
>>70773702
>says the redditor
>>70773672
gb2r
>>70773679
I wish Tyrion had stood up for himself and said to Grey Worm "fuck off, I've actually led the defense of a city under siege, have you?"
But no, Season 6 Tyrion is Le Funny Dwarf.
>>70773664
The fact that you seem to be alluding to that stupid reddit theory having any merit should void any of your posts from here to the rest of the season from ever shedding light here.
Go, run back to winterfell, I'll have your head on a fucking spike.
>>70773691
>dying to getting outnumbered by dudes with armor and big fucking swords
>glorious
No
>>70773711
what exactly was the rumor? that wildfire is under the city?
I don't recall her asking about it before now
>>70773702
Nah you're an idiot dude. Reddit laps this shit up. They fucking love sand snakes and fem power. /tv/ is the complete opposite if you'd take a second to read this thread
The Night King and his army vs Sauron and the army of Mordor
Who wins?
>>70773673
>narration character.
you mean POV? He's one, a based one.
>"Where is this Dothraki sea?" he demanded. "I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be."
>The fisherman laughed aloud. "That would be a sight worth seeing. The Dothraki sea is made of grass, fool."
>He should not have said that. Victarion took him around the throat with his burned hand and lifted him bodily into the air. Slamming him back against the mast, he squeezed till the Yunkishman's face turned as black as the fingers digging into his flesh. The man kicked and writhed for a while, trying fruitlessly to pry loose the captain's grip. "No man calls Victarion Greyjoy a fool and lives to boast of it." When he opened his hand, the man's limp body flopped to the deck. Longwater Pyke and Tom Tidewood chucked it over the rail, another offering to the Drowned God.
>>70773710
I'm sorry you can't enjoy television anymore. You have my sympathy.
>>70773727
>trained assassin
>better walk after my victim lol
>>70773720
>the threat of him is supposed to be enough
It's not enough anymore at this point. It's just wasted potential, especially if they have him die in a pointless way like they always do with powerful characters.
You have to pick 3 scenes from this episode
Best
2nd best
Worst
Now search your heart and post it
>>70773725
The books are the books and the show is the show.
>>70773725
daggers
Which character has had the most screen time this season?
>>70773706
you forgot Tyrion
>>70773704
so whose fault was that shit? is that the director fucking up the scene or the actor not knowing what to do?
>>70773597
Go shill somewhere else
>>70773617
Le kill off characters to save money meme
>>70773704
why are they so cringy?
>>70773744
King Aerys had a large cache of wildfire underneath the Sept of Balor.
>>70773673
He is the kind brute stereotype
Fucks people up, places duty first, is a godly man, and is generally a fucking badass
Among the better characters of the books
>>70773596
The point is, he got completely caught off guard. You'd think he'd spend his days subverting Edmure - trying to tell the troops he's being brainwashed and hell even telling them about the move that will happen.
I dunno, just seems weird. He's a pretty smart dude in the books.
>>70773618
They are talking about the wildfire cache under the Sept.
The Mad King hid dozens of wildfire caches throughout the city and planned to nuke Kings Landing, leading to Jamie killing him.
Cersi's going to use them to nuke the entire Faith Militant out of existence and blow up the Sept.
Margaery will be inside and die and Tommen will throw himself to his death.
Cersi then gives the order to have the entire city nuked. Jamie will then have to kill Cersi in disgust that Cersi murdered everyone
>>70773714
>>Arya's plot concludes without her learning or accomplishing ANYTHING, it's not like she learned how to skinchange without stealing a face from the house
This is your only valid criticism, and even then you could argue the training made her a more efficient killer and honed her senses
The rest are nitpicks. The episode was not bad, in terms of entertainment and as a television show.
>>70773583
Sansa manipulating CIA with her sexuality is exactly the kind of thing D&D makes a STRONG WOMYN. Look at the Dany scene where she tells Daario to strip. Or Margaery's whole character pre-HS. The show doesn't look down on women using sex to manipulate men, it praises them for it.
>>70773519
He did though.
>>70773744
She didn't. This is the setup. It will be explained in a later episode.
What we have seen is a Bran flashback to the wildfire under the city to remind the audience it was there.
what the fuck radmure
you were the radest
>>70773765
hound scene
other hound scene
no more trial by combat scene
I wonder how Jon and the North are going to win this battle next week.
Drastically outnumbered and out equipped.
Will LF show up with the Vale?
Will BWB show up and help?
What is this expression trying to convey?
Why was she so overzealous in her motivation?
How did she just die somehow to an injured little girl?
>>70773723
Perfect explanation, thanks anon'
>>70773765
Best - Jaime talking about launching the baby
2nd Best - The Waif killing Arya and taking her face
Worst - Tyrone and co
>>70773744
it's the only relevant thing a network of mute street urchins would know at this point, anything else would be pulling shit out of their ass at this point
>>70773765
Best - The mountain
2nd best - The hound, Thoros, and Beric
Worst - Meereen
>>70773631
Inderesting
>>70773683
From books to show, Dorne has more to do with the story than the mountain at all, and yet look how little action they've got.
I'm only somewhat on the same page with you because i'm partial to their story. So you and I are biased because of what we're catering too. It's still a good show though.
>>70773740
are you retarded
the actual act isn't glorious, getting hacked to death is of course ugly, it's the ideals and the romanticism of chivalry and honor that later turn it into a glorious death
for example take seppuku, you literally slice yourself open and pull out your fucking intestines. a horrible way to die yet japanese culture considered it a way for samurai to preserve their honor. it's fine if you don't buy into that sort of thing but you should at least be able to understand the motivations.
>Wolverine Arya
>Deux Ex Machina blonde cunt
>Shitty jokes
>Chiken joke
>Let me commit suicide by Lannister for no reason at all
>CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED
Can this show get any worse?
>>70773800
>The episode was not bad, in terms of entertainment and as a television show.
yea that chase scene at the end was extremely entertaining and totally exciting because it was the most unpredictable thing i have ever watched in my life
>>70773486
>At last, finally, truly, at long, last, conclusively, totally, at last, a girl has truly become, at last, No One
Walked out of the theater when Jaqen said this tbhf
>>70773750
Who's the bigger guy?
>>70773371
A Lannister, Martell and Stark walk into a tavern and order a feast to be laid out.
The Lannister gets food poisoning and shits himself to death.
The Martell gets killed by his niece to teach the cook a lesson.
"Still better than the last feast I was at", says the Stark.
>>70773700
>has undercurrents that he's uncomfortable with feeling.
what do they mean by this???
>>70773765
Best: Jaime and Brienne
2nd best: Jaime and Edmure
worst: Tyrion joking
>>70773700
>yfw nigerian prince jon sends a letter to all the major houses that they have recently discovered the valyrian steel kills white walkers and they should donate their family heirlooms at once
Who HYPED af for Dishonored 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFtACeifcU
>>70773618
Wildfire
>>70773714
how did she survive the stabbing?
>>70773458
tickle
>>70773723
This
>>70773690
maybe his piss will bring the bitch back to life.
>>70773821
plot armor
>>70773756
I pity the fool
>>70773702
Get the fuck out
>>70773727
I was kinda hoping Waif would pull some shit like appearing in front of Arya after she looked back
>>70773821
very fest waif movs extremely quick
Book Edmure:
>“I do not recall asking you to let Ser Brynden escape.”
>“You required me to surrender my castle, not my uncle. Am I to blame if your men let him slip through their siege lines?”
Show Edmure:
>Put my uncle in chains and hand him over to the Freys.
>>70773700
Last week, he mispronounced Theon's name
>TEE-IN
dropped
>>70773842
Then why isn't dying to help your get kin their home back glorious?
>>70773714
>Edmure goes from refusing to accept Jaime's demands to randomly accepting them after having a talk
Didn't he tell him he's going to fling his infant son over the battlements if he doesn't comply?
there are so many opportunities for unique masterful scenic shots in these books, why are they never used? Why have we never seen Casterly Rock or Highgarden?
>>70773725
Even so, Oathkeeper has special value
The Lannisters lost their ancestral valyrian sword, and went on a quest to the fucking ruins of Valyria to try to find it, so you know its important.
Oathkeeper is supposed to be the new family sword. You dont simply give that shit for life.
is CIA the last of the non cucked characters?
>>70773789
they are either teenagers, britbongs, or both.
>>70773821
The Waif lived and passed her training by becoming Arya Stark.
This episode was fucking dog shit, but Bastardbowl is next week.
Friendly reminder that it's the largest ever battle filmed for television and it's a proper pitched battle.
GET HYPE LADS
>>70773401
>and child
>implying that's not some Frey incest-baby
Seriously, why would anyone ever accept that your wife from the family who's held you prisoner for a year or something just happened to become pregnant the single time you got to fuck her.
>>70773519
Blackfish did know you fucking idiot
>>70773895
I don't get this meme. Why is the grammar always fucked?
>>70773827
I too loved the scenes with Jaime the most. He was great this episode.
Who /I liked it/ here?
>>70773912
>"My infant son I've never met."
>>70773631
Brans visions suggest Cersei really is gonna blow the fuck outta King's Landing and her son
>>70773835
While I don't particularly care about Dorne (anymore, since that awful backstab scene and acting) I still find it dumb how we haven't even seen them again, so I can understand why you'd be upset indeed.
I'm not even sure we'll see Dorne again in the next two episodes.
>>70773901
It's because Brienne is going to be given what Blackfish will be doing in the books.
>>70773727
the T2 impersonation was shitty as fuck too.
>>70773634
why were medeival painters so retarded when it came to DoF and shit
>>70773821
hAhAHAHA
THIS
I like the observation
>>70773905
it is but the blackfish isn't from the north
riverrun is his rightful clay, it makes sense why he would prefer to fight and die at home instead of in a foreign land
>>70773923
They'll fuck it up somehow. They always do
>>70773414
It's to show that Greyworm and Missandei are becoming people.
People who will stop blindly following the mother of dragons and realise she's not the best for the people.
How do we know this guy did anything wrong?
>>70773949
Varys will go there to make an alliance with the Sand Snekes.
They will joke about how he has no cock.
>>70773748
There's multiple threads right now talking about how bad the writing is on both boards...
