NIGHT'S BOWL
C O N F I M R E D
1st for dany
Azor Jon!
First for BLACKFYRE
Wait, people hated this episode?
It wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad. It was alright I thought.
If you're complaining about offscreen shit I'm just going to assume you're ADHD riddled children. Showing Blackfish and Waif's deaths aren't necessary, you get the picture of what happens, you don't need every death spelled out for you. Control your bloodlust.
If you're complaining about LSH or Cleganebowl I'm going to assume you're an assblasted meme-loving redditor.
If you're complaining about filler, I'm going to assume you didn't watch the episode. A lot of shit happened and progressed, especially in Braavos, Kings Landing, the Riverlands and Slaver's Bay.
If you're complaining about Arya's wounds I'm going to assume you just don't know how the medium of television works and how things need to be simplified to keep entertainment.
If you're complaining about Jaime's character I'm going to assume you didn't get the memo that the books and the show are different and characters can be vastly different as a result of that, and that's not always a bad thing. ShowJaime is an antivillain, and is messed up after Joffrey, Tywin and Myrcella's deaths. He's a different character but he works for the show. We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin and it's good television.
Really, the only thing worth complaining about was that god-awful Tyrion, Grey Worm and Missandei scene, and even then, that's one horrible scene in an otherwise decent episode.
>the Waif is Arya
>Jaqen doesn't know
>she's gone rogue
What did she learn in Braavos?
>>70772149
do NOT respond to this bait
>I love Cersei...
>I prefer chicken...
>Tell me a joke...
>I'm Arya Stark...
Still waiting for his return.
Yes yes, well done waif, well done
HOWEVER
>I'M BACK JUST IN TIME, PERFECT LANDING SPOT, KNEW YOU FELLAS WOULD BE HERE, LET'S KICK SOME ASS, AFTER THIS, WE'VE GOT A WESTEROS TO TAKE. I WANT TO BE QUEEN OF SHITMOUNTAIN
>Book Edmure: lets Blackfish escape
>Show Edmure: sends men to lock him up
>Book Blackfish: escapes so he can keep fighting for his family
>Show Blackfish: dies pointlessly offscreen
??????????????????????????????
Ramsay: What is your name?
Jon: My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon.. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>yfw this faggot actually doesn't die this season
>>70772114
stop making these threads early.
4 fucking threads right now and people are still talking in each of them.
Wait until page 6 you fucking autists
>Jon actually thought he had a chance
So, let me get this straight. There are 500,000-1,000,000+ people in King's Landing including loads of peasants. And in the ~20 years the mad king has been dead, none of those peasants wondered the tunnels and found some expensive and valuable wildfire?
>>70772178
Honestly? Survival. Had she been in westeros she would have been found and killed. She learned how to lie and pretend to be who she isn't. She learned how to observe and find people's weaknesses and kill them w/o being detected. I doubt she can face change anymore although technically she learned how to skin people's faces and she used a face to kill meryn trant. Biding her time for the Westeros plot to get where it needed to be for her return so she can fulfill w/e the fuck her destiny is.
>>70772149
>Blackfish
The character was probably the coolest and most interesting of the minor ones. It's okay, they had him die off screen so that we can see Dany's exact same speech on top of Drogon for the eleventh time.
Nth for Lady Mormont
>>70772181
>FINGER UP THE ARSE
>GIANT COCK
>>70772202
I'd be okay with him getting Theon'd
>>70772149
I just don't really understand Arya's plotline. What did she learn? She ended the FM story by proving that she hadn't learned much.
>>70772202
Don't worry, bro, he's dogged.
>you think they're fucking?
>what?? no!!
>why not? i'd fuck her.. you'd fuck her wouldn't you?
>i'm her squire
>oh.. well, he'd fuck her. that's for sure. and she'd fuck him don't you think? the way she looks at him?
if this isn't the most blatant foreshadowing...
So, where does Edmanure go to now? Did he accept the Casterley Rock offer from Jamey?
POST YFW THIS EPISODE
>>70772183
the candle cut this way would still be lit
Are they going to showCatlyn Stark zombie?
Watching the episode now.
>>70772149
hi dabid
>>70772149
2nd worst episode of the season, m8.
>>70772203
go fuck yourself you imbecile
>>70772149
for once, a /tv/ post I completely agree with
>>70772208
Do you go wandering around the sewers bro?
>>70772114
Last thread since OP' a faggot
>>70770891
>>70770891
Why doesn't ANYONE care that Cersei has a undead abomination around her? They were way more butthurt about Jaime being in the Kingsguard.
So what exactly is sandor going to do from now on?
Lady Crane should have put her hand down Arya's shirt when she was sleeping.
>D&D didn't have a musician playing rains of castamere while Jaime spoke to Edmure
desu it was surprising change from the books, we all know how much they are obsessed with that song and it seems like they would use every opportunity they could to use it
Sorry lads
>>70772246
she's at the end, lol get fucked
>>70772235
BRIENNE X JAMIE CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>70772233
That's so fucking predictable. Anyone could have called that years ago.
>>70772235
why is bronn so sure jaime would fuck brienne? maybe he moaned her name in his sleep or something faggy like that.
>>70772192
weren't they in the room they're always in?
I'm pretty sure that's the command room, since its the top and overlooks the whole city.
>>70772238
>>70772149
This show is about killing. why bother watching it if they don't show killing?
>>70772246
>>70772246
>hound meets LSH
>hound gets hanged
>hound shouts ARYA
>????
god damn next episode looks epic
>>70772208
Because they're HIDDEN. Do you think they just got laid out in the open in easily accessed tunnels?
>>70772252
Hey OP
>>70772259
Because he can rip heads off. Why would you want to deal with a guy like that?
>>70772265
ahahaha savedI'm crying inside ;_;
>>70772260
Going north with the brothers to join up with Jon and Arya vs the whitewalkers.
blackfish dying for literally no reason at all when he could go see sansa
>>70772200
>Stannis Baratheon
Wow, Braavosi are just the worst samaritans
>>70772192
>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE
>Tfw Arya about to BTFO
>Jaqen shows up and saves her, getting stabbed in the process
>"A man may be no one-"
>He takes off face to reveal himself as Syrio Farrel
>"But he has always been proud of Arya Stark"
Post yfw
>>70772266
I thought so. I was wondering but then I noticed she was in the OP image of the last general. I've been waiting so long that I'm not even bothered that I got spoiled. I've spent so long pissed thinking they weren't going to show her. I bet it won't be as epic as it was when I listened to it on audiobook
>>70772268
it really is. my mom called me to ask if jaime is in love with brienne in the books bc she's convinced he loves her after this episode.
>>70772260
to the teleporter
>>70772256
If I were literally an umemployed peasant struggling to find enough food to eat, I'd definitely listen to tales of lost passages and treasures and go sewer and dumpster diving to try my luck.
>>70772305
>they're hidden
>literal kids found them easily
wew
>>70772238
>>70772293
>this show is about killing
Go away pleb
>>70772259
>Books: Everyone disturbed and scared that the Frankensein monster randomly showed up, rumors start spreading
>Show: Who the fuck is this lol?
>The MOUNTA... I MEAN Ser Strong.
>k lol
>>70772265
:((((((((((((
>>70772183
Why couldn't they have audio of her death at least
>>70772259
Shouldn't he walk in front of her to protect her?
>>70772183
>this symbolized Arya's light being snuffed out. the waif took her face and is now going to Westeros on mission
>>70772306
Not OP
and you can go jerk yourself in your shit thread no one cares about
faggot
>>70772333
>Syrio takes his face off
>It's Ned Stark
>He dies
>>70772356
They call him Gregor openly in the show. "Robert Strong" was never said.
>>70772238
WHAT A FUCKING SHIT
>>70772343
It made fat man a lot of money. He gets money and gets to write a better story than them, if he ever fucking finishes.
Tell me a joke, /got/!
>Be assassin
>Know that your target is badly injured and where she is resting
>Violently and loudly murder the woman taking care of her
>Proceed to stand around waiting for your target to wake up after her magical healing sleep
>Let her run away
It's just awful but at least Arya's Bravos arc is done with
>>70772388
my life
>>70772316
Clegane bowl unconfirmed? Well fug
>>70772301
It looks to be much better than tonight's was, for sure. That Bolton phalanx
>>70772333
>Those dubtrips
>>70772388
this episode
>>70772306
ugh.../tv/ is literally /b/
>>70772388
cock!
>>70772388
This season.
>Arya kills the Waif
>That makes her No One
Wait, what? No it doesn't. WTF? Does no one in the Faceless Men even understand their own ways?
>>70772388
*quips*
>>70772388
VARYS HAS NO COCK LOL
>>70772388
Your character now, Tyrion
I can't be the only one who sees this
>>70772403
It was all a red hairing
>>70772388
*farts*
>>70772114
HOL UP
Next can we get a Mortal Kombat edition and/or Fatality edition for the general?
I mean The Mountain did rip that guys head off Sub Zero style.
>>70772149
Agreed
>>70772403
Not necessarily. They're both still alive, which means it can still happen
Keep the faith
Keep the hype
>>70772427
>IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN
>>70772366
Sure you aren't
>check out i09's recap of the episode
>they've stolen our Chad meme
IS NOTHING SACRED?
>>70772427
D&D sure don't
>>70772427
how can the characters know what to do when the writers don't
>>70772388
>A Lannister, a Stark and a Martell walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Lannister just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Stark picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Martell is murdered by his bastard cousins, who seize control of Dorne without any other House caring about their kinslaying ways.The joke Tyrion told makes no sense. He replaces the real life joke's Scotts (who are stereotyped as stingy) with the Starks, who have never had anything remotely like that suggested of them
Are we not going to talk about how they literally showed a guy getting raped when he was digitally penetrated against his will?
>>70772388
BAD POSSEY
>>70772427
No.
It was a shit scene in a shit arc in what is rapidly becoming a shit series.
>>70772388
a j-joke?
what if next season bran, sansa, jon, the hound, and arya are all reunited
>>70772427
Jaqen has been carefully watching over Arya this whole time. He knew she wouldn't go through with being a faceless man, instead it's been one big test to make her strong and instill pride in herself as a warrior and a Stark
>Tfw Ned paid a shit load of money to hire Jaqen to protect Arya
>He starts by posing as Syrio
>Then as Jaqen
There's a reason he has a smug grin when she says she's not no one. It was what he was hoping she would say.
>>70772427
The Waif killing Arya made the Waif no one. Looking like Arya is proof of her success. Everything during and after that is essentially the Waif acting.
>>70772403
nah Cersei found some shit to blackmail someone
Clegane bowl is a go, just on hold for now
>>70772427
To be fair the Faceless Men are fucking retarded even in the books. Le awesome assassin guild xD.
I hate Arya's entire plot she should take a long walk off of a short pier.
>>70772238
>>70772479
The only way it could work is if he was trying to imply they're poor and have to be stingy, otherwise it just makes no fucking sense.
>>70772114
What the actual fuck was this episode? The cringe took over me.
>>70772220
She learned how to run, how to hide, how to fight for her life, how to sneak, how to lie, and how to infiltrate. She also experienced what true desperation felt like. For all she knows her whole family is dead, and she's going back to westeros to avenge her father.
>>70772149
Finally some sensible posting instead of conspiracy theory and mindless detail bitching.
X2 agree.
I'm just hyped we're actually getting the Battle of Meereen.
It won't be the same without Victarion or Barristan but it should be pretty decent
what about the true king of Westeros? why have you all abandoned him?
>>70772480
>>70772149
>People read this
>>70772220
Jaqen's ultimate gift to her was to teach her what she needed to know to cross the names off her list
ironborn sinking the wise masters' ships next episode?
>>70772235
>he tells her to keep his sword
>says it will always be hers
>the sword is a fucking METAPHOR
>it's a metaphor for his heart
>maybe his dick too
JAIME X BRIENNE CONFIRMED ONCE CERSEI GETS BTFO
>>70772237
From what I remember that's what he did in the books but he also let the blackfish escape. Fuck this show sometimes
>>70772388
Not even the actors knew what to do in that scene.
So Snowbowl next week.
Jon's marching dudes to their deaths against archers
He thinks he can get Ramsay to be reasonable and make it a one on one.
He'd broody, clearly doesn't give much of a fuck and probably just wants to die so he doesn't have to do all this shit
And Sansa's still a mega bitch to him and will watch as he and his men are crushed and Jon puts his life at risk trying to keep her safe, until LF shows up and she'll probably be grateful and even fuck Littlefinger and not give a shit about all Jon just did.
>>70772548
>>70772356
yeah, it's not as if people were running away from him in court
>Blackfish:I haven't had a proper swordfight in a long time
>I prepare myself for blackfish owning lannister fucking shits
>instead some soldiers informs us that he died offscreen
Fuck.this.show
>>70772545
>It'll be 5 minutes of Dany winning effortlessly with her dragon and Dothraki horde. Get hype I guess.
>>70772548
go back to orlando
>>70772567
Probably episode 10
>>70772567
i swear this will happen
>>70772480
its just a finger up the bum, m8, its nothing really
Why would they waste an entire episode on a battle over some frozen shithole?
>>70772388
That scene
Actually, this entire episode
>>70772571
>>70772571
I hope we get to see Sansa's tits soon. Doesn't seem like it will be next ep though.
>>70772517
>What is wildfire
Have you still not worked it out?
>>70772238
Finally a gril is NO ONE.
Cheers, /tv/! Anyone who is not drinking is disrespecting our queen.
>>70772512
>>70772536
Fucking this
>>70772570
>that is worst joke I ever hear
I like to believe that wasn't scripted
>>70772512
>yfw the cost of Arya's protection was his own life
>yfw Illyn Payne is a faceless man
>>70772613
Thy won't. They dont have those kind of resources
>>70772613
Because of the ice dragon under winterfell that Jon will ride.
>>70772545
So does Euron swoop in behind Yara and Theon when they eventually show up and break the blockade on Meereen?
I'm really interested to see if they still make Euron a supervillain. I'd think that they will, only because they could've achieved Yara going to Essos with the fleet without Euron at all. He's there for a reason.
>>70772545
what if it doesnt happen tho
what if next episode it just cuts to after the battle and we get 10 minutes of dany yelling at tyrion
>>70772571
That's extremely realistic though. What the fuck do you fuckers want? Do you want a woman character like Brienne that is 2stronk4u on the battlefield killing men left and right? Or do you want a woman character who is bitchy, manipulated men, then watches and sleeps with the victor?
So many people whine and bitch about Sansa and Kelly C but really, they're realistic and completely fine.
So who acts as king if Tommen dies?
>>70772621
I can just imagine the articles tomorrow by "respectable critics" who can't figure out what Qyburn meant.
who else cringed in that whole Tyrion scene?
>>70772238
>>70772512
Yea he definitely knew she'd almost die but plot armor her way to beat the waif. You just keep impressing me more and more, Dabid
>>70772596
>>70772664
Cersei
>>70772620
Won't happen, we'll have to wait for Sophie's inevitable sex tape
Requesting a video that was posted not long ago in this general in which a guy rambles about the difference between the books and show, and labels the show as the cult of the badass
haha LOL GUISE :D
>>70772658
No. Euron will ally with Varys and Aegon
>>70772570
>"Uh Dabid, haven't we had enough of these sc..."
>"What was that?"
>"Nothing master"
Jesus Christ they're really trying to ship Jaime and Brienne hard aren't they?
>>70772664
The uncle lannister guy. Probably going to hold the throne soon desu, no need to cap this
>>70772238
I liked it desu
Blackfish confirmed for being another go nowhere filler story in the books
It's a shame too, I liked him.
Arya is up and running around after getting fucking gutted.
I got stabbed right in the gut by accident in 2014. Tree trimming and guy carrying trimmer dashed when a huge branch he wasn't cutting cracked and came down, ran right into me with the blade. I shouted in pain, collapsed screaming and then woke up in a hospital 2 days later, the pain was the fucking worst, even on heavy pain killers. Was in there for a week and in bed for another, had bad abdominal pain for 3 weeks, bending wrong would hurt so bad.
Arya got stabbed by a supposed professional assassin multiple times and she runs from it, gets some stitches, sleeps a day and is back to running, fighting and then gives a goodbye? Must have healing powers.
>>70772388
why did the condom fly across the roomit was pissed off
>>70772664
All the Baratheons are dead, so Jaime would be his closest male relative and heir.
>>70772181
>Spoken like a man who has no cock
>Cheers! Anyone who is not quip is disrespecting our queen.
what did he mean by this?
This was the worst episode of GoT ever. RIP Blackfish.
>Tfw no Blackfish/Stannis teamup
>>70772664
Governor Swann.
>>70772635
A GIRL IS AYRA SDOG OF WINDERFEL AN IM GOIN HOM :DDD
>>70772698
And how exactly did you get that picture?
>>70772719
ayy
>Cleganebowl not going to happen
>LSH really has been cut
>Aegon has been cut
>No Victarion
>Darkstar still haven't appeared
Worst show ever?
>>70772356
Nobody knows it's a monster in the books, only that it's a super large knight who doesn't speak.
I mean, anyone with a brain knows who it is, but at least it isn't THAT out in the open.
>>70772613
because they can end ramsey's plot armor
>>70772700
So the Blackfyre plot is still on point?
I dont remember, does Tyrion know where Varys is going?
>>70772698
it was a good joke dumbass
>>70772724
Yes, terrible
Shame, the last few episodes were pretty good
Arya sure shrugs all those punctures off pretty quickly.
>>70772698
Epic! LOL HAHA!
Lmao!
>>70772718
No, she just isn't an enormous pussy like you.
>>70772664
Sort of brand new to /GoT/ but what does LSH mean?
>>70772757
Naw senpai this is the worst season by far.
Why do you faggots give a fuck about Blackfish? He had like 3 speaking lines total.
>>70772648
Is Ilyn still alive in the show?
>>70772635
>Call the cops
>I don't give a fuck
>>70772698
>>70772733
Those are literally the worst elements of the books
Promise me, Beric
>>70772743
Varys is going to Dorne, don't get your hopes up
>>70772238
Ah, so Robert Baratheon died of his wounds because he couldn't fall asleep. Makes sense now.
>>70772743
>where Varys is going
Did pics leak of him shooting in the same place as Sam? If so, Olde Town but I don't know why. Dorne would make more sense.
This was as bad as the sand snakes. HBO needs to fire these hacks.
>last episode was amazing
>had no midget and fatnerys
>this episode blew
>tyrion and daenerys are in it
>>70772770
>>70772776
This is heads and shoulders better than 5
>>70772770
>LSH
Lady Stoneheart
>>70772770
lord stoneheart. in the books the blackfish is resurrected and kills radmure
>>70772723
Just means Tyrion is bored with drinking alone. His new company is very straightedge.
>>70772790
Victarion is actually pretty great, faggot
rest sucks a million cocks though
>>70772194
It was foreshadowed.
"He's an old man, the best he can hope for is a quick death"
And Jaime sort of has a point. Literally who would follow Blackfish before Edmure?
>>70772238
>Tyrion telling a joke involving House Martell
>The bigger joke is that House Marell is extinct
>>70772209
In a nutshell, she embodies what Brent Weeks wrote for Kyler in the Night Angel trilogy all in a handful of chapters/ several episodes.
I honestly don't know what people are bitching for other than just to bitch. I encourage more posts like
>>70772209
>>70772706
Good.
>>70772776
>Season 5
>Hmm, I loved Catelyn dearly, you know...
>HELP HER NIECE? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS? THIS IS MY CASTLE!
>BLARGH *DED*
B R A V O D N D
>>70772571
>women
It's to be expected.
>>70772384
>Write
10/10 joke
>>70772790
>Victarion
>a bad element
Found the pleb
>>70772718
It's just a prank, bro.
WHAT CHARACTERS DO REALLY YOU CARE ABOUT?
>Bran
>Davos
>>70772770
Lord Stannis Hype
He's alive
Can't wait for his vids on this episode. He is the most knowledgeable guy when it comes to ASOIAF and basically /got/ general's leader.
Let me ask you this:
What possible plot-advancing purpose could Arya serve by returning to Westeros?
>>70772827
The family dollar toy blades on the right always crack me up.
>>70772567
Obviously
>>70772733
Cleganebowl has been postponed for relocation. There's no reason to give up the hype until we see them both dead
LSH, Darkstar, Aegon, and Victarion were all filler. It's a shame because a lot of that stuff was interesting, but they cut Tom Bombadil from LotR for the same reason.
>>70772861
Dany
Tyrion
Jon
Theon
HAHA GUYS CAN U EVEN IMAGINE :D
>>70772861
Davos
Lady Mormont
Bronn
Jaime
>>70772861
CIA
...That's it I guess
This episode was good
>it was bad though
Hello, reddit.
>>70772388
Tyrion scenes are so fucking cringeworthy. He hasn't done a single good thing since leaving westeros. He should have just killed himself after killing Tywin.
>>70772867
Daily reminder Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being too leinient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised.
>>70772824
>>70772854
Grrm has even acknowledged Vic is a dumb-as-rocks joke of a character, he's a parody of macho action heroes of the 80s turned up to 11
>>70772708
I wish Bean Boy wasn't forever burned into my memory. Thanks for the trauma anon.
>>70772861
Meera
The Hound
Bronn
>>70772893
Why are normies always so retarded?
>>70772899
Yeah, and not really as a character but as a meme.
>>70772867
Dying
>She will freeze and be found in spring
>>70772816
That never happened dumbass
>>70772886
The Mountain will die lighting the wildfire shit under Kingslanding. Calling it.
>>70772867
She's going to assassinate Cersei, duh
Possibly Tomen as well
>>70772893
OMG this is EVERYTHING
>>70772886
100% sure that Cersei and Gregor will die at KL this season
>>70772861
Dany
CIA
>>70772867
Assassinate Ramsay, Revenge on Walter Frey
>>70772893
Good lord. I'm amazed anyone found those scenes entertaining.
>>70772893
Nice fucking shop, no way that got 400 upvoted that much, I fucking refuse to believe that.
>>70772861
>Bran
>Davos
>CIA
>Theon
>Cersei vs Faith
>>70772907
/got/ unanimously hated it, whilst reddit unanimously loved it. Fuck off retard.
>>70772893
Who likes these scenes?
>>70772951
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4nthy1/s6e8_postpremiere_discussion_s6e8_no_one/d46rt91
>>70772149
The only correct post in this thread.
Is /got/ full of low attention span normies right now?
>>70772907
great joke m8
