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>>70767830
i mean, he died off screen.
I don't need a movie to tell me that, senpai.
>>70767568
What kind of animals would you guys like to be turned into, because let's be real there's no way we are going to make it?
>>70767568
we all die alone unless we are in a plane crash or get violent food poisoning at the same time
>>70768003
Don Draper pls leave
Lift. That's right. Lift. Absolutely everything in your life right now, reduce it one item or prerogative at a time until you're left with the basi, biological desire to do one thing.
Exist.
Once you realise you no longer have all those extremely-trivial things weighing you down, you can focus on what's really fun.
Lifting.
Don't even do it for the bitches (though they'll come naturally with improved physique - just look at how fucking ugly the bodybuilder Scooby is, and the admiraton HE gets.) Do it for yourself. Concentrate every single fiber of your being into one singular, simple purpose.
Lift.
Your mind will also thank you for it.
>>70767915
an elephant, I feel like I'd do pretty well in the English countryside as an elephant
>>70769106
scooby is gay also go back to fit and stop posting camels
>>70770317
I don't know what elephants eat, so I can't really dispute this
>>70767568
Just watched this today. The feels were pretty real. I laughed pretty hard when he kicked that little girl though.
>>70767915
A hawk. Birds live pretty long and flying would be fun, hawk because then I don't have to worry about being eaten by other birds.
>>70770317
Fine choice anon.
>>70767619
that's a really beautiful scene
>>70767568
Cheer up Op, listen to this song and relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8
>>70771869
What he's talking about, it's not what you think.
>>70771686
yeah I saw it the other day, very funny and very touching, my only complaint was that it seemed like it was trying too hard to make a point, and I was not entirely sure what it was.
>>70767915
I might be a bit basic, but dog sounded like a pretty good choice, as long as your bro doesn't try to marry that bitch
>>70767619
he wasn't autistic
>>70767915
Great White Shark, I'd like to explore the ocean
>>70771869
Daniel always brings the feels
>>70772124
That would be pretty dope
>>70767915
A manatee so that I'll have a chance to be fingerbanged by the brit king and made queen.
>>70767915
cat, i want to do nothing all day
>>70772308
You're already quite the queen aren't you m8
>>70767619
dat fucking ending
>>70772124
That's a good one.
Why didn't more people choose predators in the movie? Turn into a bear and come back and fucking rek that hotel
>>70772529
That hotel had hunters. The only thing you'll be rekking is your pride.
>>70772529
Probably because they were all beta losers. Only alpha males would choose predators, and alpha males would have mad pussy and not get sent to loser hotel.
>>70772586
if a enough losers decided they're all gonna become bears they could pull it off
>>70772529
Oh yes how ever will a hotel full of hundreds of armed people stop a bear attack.
>>70772632
Do they retain their memories at all?
>>70772693
Yea man totally
>>70772693
I don't think so
>>70767915
the kraken to destroy humanity
>>70772988
Who will release you though?
>>70767915
Paragon falcon or a loved doggo
Pretty self explanatory
>>70772396
I got the idea that they didn't but everyone thought they did anyway. Thats why his brother the dog didn't do anything except be a dog. He'd probably have tried to warn him about the mean lady.
>>70773038
Johnny Depp
>>70773038
soon
>tfw no blind qt gf
>>70767568
My childhood home tapes
Even as kid it was obvious that i was going to end being miserable
>>70774019
bro
>>70773866
Bringing this guy back was fucking painful, why did they do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z8gEZI874
>>70774128
to show what happens when you leave a sweet job to become a fuckin hippie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LozIIWJG9Fs
>>70770317
>>70771495
>>70771686
>>70772124
>>70773051
This made me tear up for some reason, thank you though. Haven't shed a tear in a LONG time.
>>70774804
I get that sometimes, just from stupid stuff on the internet
>>70774980
I guess because I've been browsing /tv/ for a while, it is pretty desensitizing. And this was quite innocent, no bants, no shitposting, just human's innocence and expression.
Home video of me at age 1.
>>70775180
Yeah these kinds of threads and the ones about nature documentaries for some reason always have some strange, lovely feeling to them
>>70772124
You have to swim forever or you will die
>>70767915
Koala so i can infect tourists with all my diseases.
Also run around in places like that gif i saw.
>>70767619
Which movie?
>>70776775
oslo 31 august
like that other guy, i didn't need a movie.
>>70767619
Poor guy. He was so broken. Not even his waifu or any future waifus could save him
