>A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature.
What did they mean by this?
Why there was never a sequel.
Why this style died off entirely
Why hollywood only does blue and orange comic book movies based off of bourne.
THATS ALOTTA NUTS!
call me betty.
A boom
cha boom
You go that way, I'll go home
It will be significant
weeoow weeoow weeoow
I was going to go see this movie when it was in theatres, but it was cut early on account of literally no one seeing it.
Birdie
Birdie birdie
>>70766128
Every goddamn time
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?my ass
SHIRT RIPPER!
i am bleeding
making me the victor
Subtle reference only for true connoisseurs
WHHAAAALLLLLEEEE
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell
>>70766411
QuUACK
>>70765774
>right here in my hand
WDHMBT?
>>70765941
You know Odekerk's doing the sequel right now, anon?
>>70765774
The aliens! They're French!
>>70767369
He meant he knew he was coming and was utterly prepared to serve the Chosen One's needs
>>70770353
It'll probably be full of memes.
Stream?
>>70770904
This Summer
CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL
ONE
OF US
IS WEARING
A PUSHUP BRA
>>70765774
Kung Pow was the only movie I've ever seen in the theater where I got up and left during it.
>>70766577
Cow go moo
>>70766128
HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!
>>70771724
I skipped school and went and saw the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie with my brother.
I wished I just stayed in school that day.
Stream it meme
>>70770353
He's been doing the sequel right now for over 10 years
Proof that hollywood ignores racism against Asians
>>70767244
It's a death sentence!
>>70766559
Oooh momento
>>70771511
IT'S LACY
AND CUTE
PROVIDING
SUPPORT
it was like....one clean chunk man.
iv'e got some yellow liquid for your popcorn.
>Ah'm the chosen one, here on the other side of the wall!
Your tricks will not fool me, ventriloquists!
>...we are both ventriloquists and hanging upside down
>I swing a bit more
>I swing a bit less
>>70766201
my favorite line
reminder that kung pow has aged like milk but it has choice lines that will echo through the annuls of eternity
>RED CLOTHES
>>70772752
so do asians. you ever met jackie chan?
>>70775802
>>70773578
WHAT?
HOW DID KUNG POW AGE BAD?
.....
>that cow scene
hmmmm....
>>70773039
>Look mom, I posted it again!
>>70775884
I think the shitty CGI makes the movie better
Taco bell
Taco bell
Product placement with Taco Bell
>>70766128
*poorly dubbed*
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
Rotting like a papaya
