What will he do next?
>>70764631
Overdose
>>70764631
Become an earthrocker.
Find Jesus
>>70764631
Probably die. Sadly.
I actually live within two miles of where Dunn died in Pennsylvania. One day two years ago Bam came around door to door asking for prayers for the anniversary of Ryan's death. I pretended to not be at home because I saw he'd spit on the door of whoever didn't pray with him in his weird pagan ritual. But he kept knocking, I guess he saw me looking out through the window. I eventually opened the door and told him I was a big fan of Jackass and he started crying and hugged me before getting in his car and leaving.
>>70764631
Write his autobiography
whatever andy shramberg does
>>70764631
whatever the f*** i want
BLACKED!!!!
BuILD SKaTEPAKr
>>70764631
It's just crazy to me how most of ym life I was a chubby fat fucker, now I am in a thousand time s better shape than he is and he's more of a porker than I ever was.
A collaboration with Aaron Paul.
$500 says suicide pact with steve-o by 2020
Chit chat with fuckin' nobodies
>>70764631
Porn, maybe.
He's got nothing but money and time, either he dies soon or he gets his shit together. He should do some volunteering or go to school instead of trying to stay in the public eye.
>>70764900
It was Dunn who had the roll of a lifetime
>>70764631
porn...
>>70764631
eat whatever the fuck he wants
>>70764918
>steve-o
has his shit together completely
>>70764955
>>70764960
Have you noob shits never even seen the nightvision fuck video he made with what's her face. Reverse cowgirl for a lot of it.
>>70765034
I personally know a couple people from West Chester high school who are probably laughing their asses off about this development.he's still richer though
>>70764830
Was there a camera on him or with him? What a fat lunatic.
He blew such a good thing with his cute waifu of a wife that divorced his dumb ass. Now he's married to some gross slag.
>>70765034
Holy shit. So much drug/alcohol abuse that his eyes point in different directions now. What a selfish piece of shit.
>>70765096
Have you seen Jenn these days? She's more busted looking than Bam. I never even knew she was like 10 years older than him.
>>70765131
>"he's still richer though"
ah yes, the "i have more money so I win" argument, the trump card in today's society.
A lot of good that will do him when his organs fail.
>>70765034
JUST
>>70765222
well yeah it will, because he'll be able to pay for the best medical care in your wild west of a healthcare system.
but hey, i'm sure you're a swell guy, i hope the shift at taco bell isn't too rough tonight anon. remember you need it to pay for your insulin.
>>70765222
the ol' money doesnt buy you happiness but slaving away at your 9-5 does, argument
>>70765034
holy fuckin shit that eye
>>70765222
He can just buy new ones
>>70765387
I know
He's like an animal with eyes on the sides
>>70765335
>the "y-your just jealous and probably broke and fat" maymay
>>70765385
>the ol' "he must believe the opposite" maymay
get fucked normies
>>70764830
>weird pagan ritual
what the fuck is it with west chesterfags and their pagan bullshit? i knew a girl from there who was all into that shit
>>70765497
>Bam snaps out of it and gets better
>you're still a broke loser butthurt because Bam called you a faggot back in grade school
That'll be one hell of a day when that happens, yeah?
>>70764631
I'm rewatching the Earth Rocker video and just realized that Bam is wearing the Auryn necklace from The Neverending Story.
>>70765335
He'll need to pay for it dozens of times more than I will considering his lifestyle, so, who cares. At least my liver, heart, lungs, and kidneys are in good condition.
>>70765096
link?
>>70765497
Yeah, i am a normie. I have a great job, and live in a country where my healthcare is free. not that I need it because I'm young and look after myself.
I come to this board to look for torrent links and the odd leak/early review. every now and then I like to shit post. like right now. because i know, as do you, that you really are broke and fat anon. goodnight.
>>70764631
Kill himself
>>70765794
LOL
WAGESLAVE KEK
>>70765653
What if I'm financially self-sufficient and live a healthy, comfortable lifestyle? Crazy I know, but so is thinking every anon is a burger flipper still living like his parents.
>>70765653
Yea you come find me when that happens
>>70765794
Did publicly reassuring yourself make you feel any better lol cringe?
>broke fat
you mean what your hero bam is about to be? he's already looking like don vito but he'll be broke once his current whore divorces him or convinces him her black child is his lol
>>70765954
That's how you spot the normies. You bait them with by criticizing a celebrity then they attack you with the "y-you're just a fat poor uneducated loser mom's basement".
How can you normie fucks be so beta to get so defensive over a celebrity or a fat druggy that doesn't know who the fuck you are?
>>70765954
Sounds like loser code to me tbqh fammalam
>>70765989
Why would I want to come find you when that happens? How does this even make sense? Did you want an audience to view your continued failure or something?
>what a dumb, unfunny whoreshe's still richer than you, though
![bam-margera-family-therapy-screengrab-zoom-edc0aa43-910e-4ad9-ac11-7ed0db34b215[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cqm5cKt.jpg "bam-margera-family-therapy-screengrab-zoom-edc0aa43-910e-4ad9-ac11-7ed0db34b215[1].jpg")
>>70765034
>>70765165
>>70765387
The eyes are shopped
>>70766085
I'd pass the salt for that beef sandwich of yours but I think you already have enough as it is.
>>70766313
>dat projection
>>70766280
NOW the eyes are shopped
>>70766180
And?
Die, hopefully.
>>70764631
I heard he plowed Opies wife, from the opie and anthony radio show
You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker.....
Andy Schramberg is the key to all of this.......
>>70764859
Hopefully
>>70764959
criminally underrated
>>70765034
>>70766280
>Mocks Phil for being a fat fuck
>Becomes Phil
Pottery
>>70764631
dumb iPhone using /sp/ faggot posters
WASTED AND WOUNDED.
>>70768817
>getting cucked by a JUST
mantits will never recover
>>70764631
HE'S BAM MARGERA
HE LOVES TO SKATE
HE ALSO LIKES TO GET HIS SHIT FUCKED UP A BIT
>>70764631
I'm sure whatever he does it'll be Justified.
>>70771860
DUDE
I've been practicing the guitar ever since this video came out and it seems hopeless. At the rate I'm at, I'll never be an earth rocker.
My father became president of the United States 26 years ago. He's almost dead and gone. Mexico's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a guac bowl. You don't have be a politician to be a Guac Rocker. Marco Rubio is a Guac Rocker.
My brother was president too. He invaded Iraq for the second time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't debate anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, making guacamole on Sunday Funday, debating with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got stumped. Thank God Columba wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass stumped. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably got deported. She has a big mouth.
But I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfucker.
>>70771910
Hey man, you don't need to be a musician to be an earth rocker!
>>70771909
SKATEPARK
>>70772088
LMAO
Yo muh motha fuckin bomb nigga died in uh quad jumper four years ago. He's dead an' gone. Tatooiene's his favorite place. ah'm gonna build him uh spaceport. You don' gots be whitey ta be uh Jedi. Mace Windu be uh Jedi. muh motha fuckin other bomb nigga iz on deathsticks. He's back in rehab fo' his sixteenf tyme. pimp-tight luck wif dat one. Sick o' da bullshit. Sick o' all dis here sheeit. ah don' go out anymo', cause ah mah fuckin hate every motherfucker, ah don' care what dey're up ta. Four years ah wasted, sippin on drinks at da bar, chit-chatting wif motha fuckin aliens. Now ah stay at home, like uh motha fuckin Yoda. ah'm not gonna take any sheeit from anyone. ah know wut going on. ah gots set up. ah gots jumped. Thank god Rey wasn't dere ta watch me git muh motha fuckin motha fuckin fat ass kicked. She would gots wound up wif uh black eye an' prolly go ta jail. She has uh big mouf (seriously). ah live fo' dis here sheeit. ah love it. Bring it da fuq on. Payback's uh beotch motherfucker
>>70764631
This is one of those "is it better to burn out or fade away" kind of things. He should have just shot himself. He's like the movie version of Maddox. We all loved him years ago, now it's just kind of pathetic.
One of those vh1 shows full of irrelevant celebrities
>>70772043
Really? I can't really think of any earth rocker who isn't also a musician.
>>70772186
Andrew Stranberg, for one.
My master Plagueis died in his sleep 4 years ago, hes dead and gone. Mygeeto's his favorite place, I'm going to build him an Empire. You dont have to be a Sith to be an earth rocker. Anakin Skywalker is an earth rocker. My other best friend Obi Wan is on death sticks again, hes back in Coruscant for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. I'm sick of the bullshit, I'm sick of all the shit. I dont go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker I dont CARE what they're up too. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the Opera, chit chattin' with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at the Senate, like a fucking hermit. Not going to take any shit from anybody. I know whats going on, I got set up, I got jumped. Thank god Ani wasnt there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a missing arm and then probably been arrested. Hes a big guy. I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on. Paybacks a bitch motherfuck-ARUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My best friend Dr Pavel died in a plane crash four days ago. He's dead and gone. Gotham's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a football stadium. You don't have to say anything to be a big guy. Andrew Stranberg is a big guy.
My other best friend Bane is crashing planes again. He's back on board for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't charge for them anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, crashing planes with no survivors with fucking nobodies. Now I stay home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any extremely painful shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god CIA wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a black eye and prolly wouldnt have flown so good. He would have called it in. He has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring em the fuck on board.
Payback's a bitch motherfucker.
>>70772205
Nice try, pal. I know for a fact Andy Stranberg doesn't know how to play one god damn instrument, how on God's green earth can he be an earth rocker?
I still don't know what the fuck is on his nose at the end of that video
>>70772003
>>70772118
>>70772248
>>70772450
WOOAAAHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL
