If someone put a gun to your head and told you to name a good movie, you couldn't do it could you?
You'd literally have a smoking crater in your skull because you legit hate every movie ever made.
You legit can't not hate anything.
It's a physical impossibility.
You contrarian pieces of hipster dogshit.
rude
I'd say Jurassic Park
>>70754540
You'd be shot.
Not a good film.
>>70754500
Chloe lips are made for ________.
I live in a peaceful society that has effective gun control. No one would have that opportunity.The Darjeeling Limited
Hey guy, was that really needed?
your waif a shit
If you don't thinkBeing Therewas a good film, then you're the contrarian hipster human garbage.
I can appreciate movies like zootopia even though it wasn't aimed at my demographic.
No movie with Chloe Moretz is good though.
>>70754552
it is to plebs you fucking pleb
and plebs are who go around with guns shooting people
find me 1 mass shooter that had good taste in movies
>>70754500
Shill pls Hollywood is shit and we are just waiting someone to flush it.
>>70754617
The TDKR shooter saw the plane scene, realized that nothing else in the future of motion picture would ever rival it, and had an appropriate reaction
>>70754500
They would probably shoot me anyway because opinions are subjective and I would name the movie Demolition Man.
>>70754500
Robocop (1987).
>>70754500
I liked The Prestige
>>70754500
12 Angry Men.
>>70754500
I'd say Blade Runner.
just go safe and choose The Godfather
>>70754500
I'd say the Fugitive. It's average at best, but people can't fucking resist watching it when it's on. It's some hypnotoad shit.
>>70754500
IKIRU
Warcraft.
Big Lebowski!
Drive!
Speed Racer!
>>70754500
>You legit can't not hate anything.
>The Thing
>>70754552
OP is not talking about giving a correct answer. He's talking about how this board shits on everything. Ignoring the fact that opinions are subjective.
>>70754500
Magnum Force
>>70754500
We're not a fucking hivemind. Whatever I like, someone else will hate. Whatever they like, I will hate.
That said, there are a lot of people being contrarian just for the sake of it or to rustle jimmies. That's what you get on a peruvian cavepainting board.
>>70755856
For the sake of argument, give me five films you like.
Kung Pow.
Nobody doesn't love Kung Pow.
Would probably name a Kubrick film.
Catch me if you can.
Spielkino
>>70755897
go back to /v/ and circle jerk all over that atrocious excuse for a comedy.
I'd just lie.
>>70754500
Groundhog day.
No one dislikes groundhog day.
>>70755894
Amelie
2001
12 Angry Men
The Lives of Others
Primer
In no particular order, and probably not the five best I've seen, but I don't have a list.
>>70755993
No.
>>70756088
I enjoy your taste.
No homo.
>>70754500
Shawshank Redemption
do i live?
>>70754526
it's true though
>>70756367
fuck no.
>>70754500
>gun put to my head
>"H-hey! That's Vash's revolver from Trigun"
>*hit the ground
>*last words I hear are "Fucking weeb"
>Hello darkness it ain't me
>>70754500
Die Hard
>>70757463
You'd be wrong anyway, the barrel on vash's gun is at the bottom
>>70757572
>answering weeb faggotry with weeb autism
(You)
>>70755943
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>70757634
>Trigun
>Weeb faggotry
Nah, it's solid. Get fucked, Narutofag
>>70754500
where is miss piggy's fifth finger??
>>70757795
Her index finger is in the TD position.
