Post theater porn
That's ugly as shit and pointless, the lights go off when the movie (the important part) comes on anyway
I bet they skimped on the seats as well so you're not even as comfortable as in a theatre with non-garish lighting
>tfw I got banned for bombing
>>70749410
Looks uncomfortable as fuck even if cute.
>your fucking back after 2 hours
>>70749410
>boats everywhere
>lines to grab everywhere
>still wearing a lifejacket
>>70749410
Are the life vests really necessary here?
>>70749460
>only women and one cuck wearing them
>>70749410
>tfw you forget to take your boat to the cinema
>>70749410
what are the watching the Titanic?
>>70749410
What about hot tubs instead of boats?
>>70749359
The gay shit is this? The Alienware of theaters?
>>70749884
>Capt... bbbbRRRRBBBBbblurbbbblurb... we need t... blurbBLURBBBBBRRBBB...
>>70749884
no one is even looking at the screen
>>70749995
This guy is. He's waiting for the film to start while the normies chat it up.
>>70749410
after the movie ends, scuba divers need to clean up the trash on the bottom of the pool
>>70750040
good catch anon
>>70749434
How fucking fat are you that you can't sit for 2 hours without your back hurting?
>>70749884
>watching a movie out doors on a screen that small
>>70750183
>steps taking up prime viewing space
>>70750216
They aren't there for the movie
In war the last thing you want is to be like your enemy, sometimes you shouldn't even respect your enemy, but you should always understand them
You must come to understand the normie anon, it's the only way
>>70749359
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It has no anvil valet, but it's a great place to watch cinema.
There's a new Kinonasium opening up soon in my area with proper Anvil treatment after many complaints, so the flick shed in pic related will probably be closed down.
Although there's a rigorous exam to be allowed in and you must have Kinosurance (mine's $850 bi-weekly), I'm pretty hyped for it.
>>70749359
Fuck those seats look uncomfortable.
What about comfy home theaters?
>>70750278
>They aren't there for the movie
But that small screen... How could anyone think that was a good idea in such a big space for a crowd to watch off that?
>>70750467
It's like it's designed to take you attention away from the movie.
>>70750467
>no crab leg shells on the ground
>no anvils to be seen
>no cinema jesters
>no popcorn lights to indicate whether, by law, you can start eating popcorn
>not one single falcon
>no cinema warlord demanding bribes
>no room for the cinema shooter to make a dramatic entrance
>no trap door to the butter mines
>cinema jail and cinema clinic nowhere to be seen
>no signs indicating whether singles are allowed
>no booth for penis inspection
>no proper shower and sauna facilities
What the fuck kind of shit flick center is that
There is not a single good cinema where I live.
All have outdated technology and the audio is terrible. They think that having it very loud makes it better and that the subwoofers rattling around is good.
And tickets are still 22bucks.
I need to move near an IMAX cinema.
>>70750040
>Going to the hottubcinema alone
what a legend,
I would never have the courage to do that...
>>70750612
kek
I love /tv/ memes! :D
>>70752336
Ive stopped going to this gimmick cinema, everytime I go some twat knifes my dingy and I have to buy a new iPhone the next day
>>70752379
It was me, James.
>>70750638
That's how the indie theater nearby is. Ruined the experience of watching The Assassin.
>>70750467
>Wonkaland
Fucking noveau riche, I swear to god.
>>70750612
my peanus weanus :D
>>70749410
Plebs. You can use the life vest as a seat cushion.
>>70750638
Wtf, 22 bucks for a ticket. In my local cinema tickets for movies that aren't 3D, cost only around 8 bucks (even less if you are a student).
>>70750612
Haha nice! :)
>>70750467
my gf has a great home theater her dad made. Literally the most fun ever since her dad and her brother are hilarious and we all watch movies together and its like the family I never had.lol she broke up with me though so I literally have no one in my life right now except for anonymous posters on some gay anime website
>>70750682
>go to the hottubcinema alone
>every hottub filled with couples and normies
>crammed into the singles hottub with a bunch of other greasy neckbeards
>not even hot
>water is clearly weeks old, starting to form algae
>ask the hottub attendant if I can order some popcorn
>"No eating in the tubs"
>ok
>>70750467
Ain't the upper seats way too high? And if you have that much money why don't make a bigger screen? Also, the audio seems like shit. Fuck I hate rich people.
>>70750372
10/10 even though showers are enough for me. I'm a minimalist type of guy,
>>70749532
>>70749410
what is the fucking point
Sure looks like a good time
>>70750554
Your fffffucking phone...
>>70749359
My local cinema is a total shit hole. It stinks of piss, there is a massive dirty line right down the middle of the screen and, weirdly, the glare from the exit signs is seriously distracting. Best to just grab a YIFY
>>70754811
sauce?
google image search is not very detailed
![tuschinskigrotezaal2014[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CuIlfDh.jpg "tuschinskigrotezaal2014[1].jpg")
>>70758231
>not knowing who Rayveness is
your age is showing. i think that was her last scene before quitting and becoming a jesus freak.
>>70758482
>Rayveness gets nut juiced at the porn theatre
cheers, mate!
>>70749538
Jaws
>>70749532
>>70749410
>nothing to lean back against for a 90+ minute movie
Great idea
>>70750467
Why is the picture mirrored.
>>70758697
Just set up the pillows+lifejacket against the rear bench and cuddle with your gf anon
>>70758958
The screen is too high. If it was more lower, in the center, then it would be indeed pretty comfy.
>>70756442
>>70758639
lol tourists are so easy to spot now that cinemaposting is becoming less and less
>>70758958
Not bad, but there are lights shining directly on the screen everywhere and I see no rear, surround speakers. Kind of pleb-tier. Fire place is gay, too.
>>70759301
So if you know the meme you can't laugh?
>>70759734
>somebody posts the barebones of the meme
>BETTER GET OUT MY REACTION FOLDER AND PICK A LAUGHING FACE AND DO THE CAPTCHA
nah
>>70759793
>captcha
>he doesn't have 4chan gold
>>70752336
Those fucking mad men.
>>70759793
>>70752482
Would wait until nightfall and watch spaghetti westerns at
>>70749359
I've been to a theater that looks just like this one. The one I went to is called the Big D Experience though. No, I'm not joking. Look it up.
>>70760391
Looked it up expecting gay pron bait. I was, fortunately, disappointed..
>tfw posted a pic from cell phone time from my in home theater with projector slide paused on pic related doing the "a okay" emoji
>tfw can't find pic related anywhere
Before anyone asks, yes my family is filthy fucking rich and I won't have to work a single day in my life (I still got my masters and am employed because I am not a lazy cretin)
Also, I would advise against playing video games in the theatre because its a fucking pain to set up and because get motion sickness
>>70760694
Nice blog fag.
>>70749410
there has to be a crablegs joke in there somwhere
>>70760730
Thanks be sure to like and subscribe for more content
>>70760694
you sound like a faggot.
>>70750372
pepe
