ITT: Post times you were Black Philip
ITT: movies that put you to sleep
Why did black phillip decided to give in and aid the girl? And why did she ask for so little in return?
so basically black philip is an asshole who ruins an entire family just to fuck some qt blond.
so I guess i've done that like bi monthly for 14 years
Thomasin is quire literal the sacrificial lamb. She was but an innocent soul bound by a dark force during her most weakened time. In exchange for some butter a pretty dress and to see the world?
>bored at home
>find butter in fridge
>take off clothes
>smear myself in with butter
>squirm around on the ground
>mommy comes home
>'what the fuck anon?'
>'hello mum do u like taste of butter?'
>remember that I am allergic to butter
>feel it coming
>start shitting everywhere as I roll around in the greasy mass
>'do you like to live deliciously?'
>remember that I had gasoline with my cereal this morning
>light a match to inspect my oily shit mass for gasoline to make sure
>room explodes into fire
>die but was insured so not dead anymore, thank the lord everyday
>>70746990
>Be Black Phillip
>Ejaculate blood
>>70747459
i think im in love
>dad tells me to get out of my room and get a job
>don't respond, just stand up from my computer and stare at him
>as he approaches me I run with my head down and spear him into my book shelf
>>70748617
but it makes me kinda nervous to say so
>>70747178
Keep dreaming
>>70747129
He loves dat ass
>>70747129
Black Philip did not give in. It was the family that gave in to him. You know, because he's the devil? He didn't want to help her, he wanted her soul so she'd join his harem of witches
>>70748700
You get a rare Black Phil for that one
>>70746990
Have can you look chill and smug at the same time? This motherfucker deserves and Oscar
