Are you ready for the start of true vidyakino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJVoF5ko1Y
>areer criminal Callum Lynch is rescued from his own execution by Abstergo Industries, the modern-day incarnation of the Templar Order. He is forced to participate in the Animus Project and relive the memories of his ancestor Aguilar de Nerha, an Assassin during the Spanish Inquisition. As Lynch continues to experience Aguilar's memories, he begins to gain the knowledge and skills necessary to confront the Templars—age-old enemies of the Assassins—in the present day.
I AM A GOD
>>70742927
They nigger made me not want to see it
>Female assassin
Dropped into the sun
>>70742921
>fucking kanye
>>70742921
are they gonna have 4 shitty movies until we learn anything about the fucking animus project's end goal
>majority of the film's set in modern time
Dropped
>>70742927
EVEN THO AMA GAW
>Michael Assbender
>>70743374
Go take your ADHD pills you raging autist. Modern day story was always fun.
>>70742955
this. Some forced meme love story no doubt
A movie based on the simplest and most overused metaphors of storytelling, starring an actor way too talented for the project and with Kanye in the trailer.
They better hurry up with my damn croissant.
It's going to be as shit as the games.
Don't mind me, just being the only good video game based film.
>>70742921
>tfw the guy has to find a tower to discover new places
>tfw when he jumps 500 metres and land on a stack of hay and survives
>>70742921
>Put the focus of the movie to the most boring a aspect of the games which is all the modern-day bullshit
>>70743423
>>>>>>>>>>>
>Spain
>Whites everywhere
Wut?
>>70745773
More screentime for a manpurse in the shot.
>>70742921
>kills two guards
>smirks
>pssh nothing personal kid
w h y
>>70745979
Don't see the problem, she's obviously unbalanced mentally, no different from any other killer
Movie of this game when?
>>70746047
the literally who of vidya?
>staring Michael Genderbender
>>70746118
>Michael Genderbender
This is new
>>70745773
this put me off too
why even include it at all
>>70743804
apart from the leap of faith. what other "dude it's x from the game lmao" moments are they gonna throw in. will there be a be a mention of ezio and altair or desmond? subject 16? will fassbender throw money on the ground to distract people? eagle vision? what about that weird lip scar meme that was dropped. and also the whole end of the world, assassin's are descended from first civ humans breeding with regular humans, and juno now ruling the world plots.
kind of curious now. they'd have to try really hard to fuck this up right. right.
>>70746118
why the nickname, what mike do?
>>70743443
>>70742955
are you 2 literally retarded?
>>70742921
I fucking hate the game, but the previous movie from the same team (director, lead actor, lead actress) was magnificent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=017nWFKsshY
>>70743405
jesus christ this looks like some small budget TV show
and not in a good campy way like xena, more like in 'trying very hard and it's embarrassing' way
>USA copying Spain
>>70742921
No but hopefully it kickstarts the parkino trend
>>70746245
The director hinted that there might be Ezio's cameo, since AC2 and movie take place in the same period
>70% of the plot is confirmed to happen in present
dropped
>>70745773
Hey, the 2012 prophecy apocalypse Mayan shit at the end of the first game was amazing.
>>70746655
>the parkino trend
Banlieue 13
>>70746525
The ironic:nonironic audience ratio will be different though. Águila Roja's clusterfuckdom can not be surpassed.
