i gotta say I didn't understand this
Nobody did. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Theres nothing to misunderstand, its super straightforward.
>>70740187
>>70740159
Is this an ebin new meme?
Nothing about this movie was complex. You might just be retarded.
>>70740159
The He-Goat is Satan. He corrupts the Pure and punishes the Wicked.
>>70740266
No Anon. No.
This is goatkino. There are so many levels of allegory to this film I could never explain it to your small mind.
Thomasin is cute! Post Thomasisn!
op doesn't wanna live deliciously
>>70740187
What parts did you find confusing anon?
5 minutes into this, the fuck did she just say there
"I have in secret played upon myself"
Say whaa
I've played this three times in a row and it's still unintelligible
Oh no is the babby okay
![13129665_246981725660298_1263540483_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cJwnJCV.jpg "13129665_246981725660298_1263540483_n[1].jpg")
>tfw no witch to suck the semen out of me
Mfw i realized this is the christian version of Valhalla Rising
>>70741325
someone post the old hag
![tumblr_o6222rMLOA1ql1ye0o1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zJrKqjz.png "tumblr_o6222rMLOA1ql1ye0o1_500[1].png")
>>70741360
why would you prefer that version of her anon?
so what exactly happened in this movie?
1. Why were they "damned" and born of sin... what did the dad do
2. Black Philip who dat is
3. fuck happened to caleb
4. fuck happened to the twins
5. the fuck was that dream
6. real talk the fuck happened at the end and why did black philip get all pervy and make her strip
7. what happened at the end she turns into a witch?
I literally didn't understand a single second of this film
>>70741451
i didnt pay attention much but here we go
1.idk
2. the goat
3.the witch sucked his cock and shoved his penis into her evil vagina
4.kidnapped and killed
5.idk senpai weird shit
6.for some reason the devil is portrayed as pervy cause sex=bad right???
7.ye she turns into a witch and lets the devil fuck her pussy
>>70741404
>>70741325
if those witches were once girls like thomasins, were they corrupted in the colonies or did philip bring them from england?
>>70741120
She didn't listen to Khaled
>congratulations
>you just played yourself
>>70741630
i am assuming all witches at one point are just normal village girls.
>>70741451
>1
The Dad was prideful so the Devil punished him.
>2
The goat you fucking retard did you even watch the film?
>3
Went to heaven, he praised God before he died and did nothing evil.
>4
Killed, probably for some witch ritual.
>5
What dream? I literally don't remember.
>6
Black Philip is the Devil retard, she went to join a witches commune, in which witches are typically naked.
>7
Yes.
>>70741451
>1. Why were they "damned" and born of sin... what did the dad do
The Dad's sin was pride, he never admitted anything was wrong until his break down at the end. He dragged his family to America and then got them exiled from the village
>>70741629
>>70741734
2. Your just saying the Goat as if that explains anything. No one knows who Black Philip is or why he talks
>>70741854
You asked who Black Philip is. Black Philip is the name of the goat. He talks because he's the Devil. Black Philip is a name for the Devil.
>>70741451
1. Why were they "damned" and born of sin... what did the dad do
Dad was prolly a legalist among salvationist puritans. They were "damned" because he put a strong emphasis on original sin.
2. Black Philip who dat is
the devil in the form of a black goat
3. fuck happened to caleb
corrupted and abused by the witch
4. fuck happened to the twins
first they were corrupted by black phillip, in the end they were killed and turned into flying-paste.
5. the fuck was that dream
don t really remember
6. real talk the fuck happened at the end and why did black philip get all pervy and make her strip
because she became his servant in exchange for a delicious life.
7. what happened at the end she turns into a witch?
well duh
>>70740159
Now do you understand?
why did the family get terrorized to begin with.
>>70740159
Then you're not Christian.
Im not but was raised it so I know how they think. Basically this movie is the scariest thing to a Christian. This is like The Exorcist to them.
How fucking retarded do you have to be to not understand this?
>>70741946
underrated post
this movie fucking sucked it's basically some serial killer fucking with a family ooooo so mysterious, whiny father too no man should behave like that
ITT: summer has arrived and 12 year olds complain about not understanding a film
