>Gryffindor - jocks
>Slytherin - goths
>Ravenclaw - nerds
>Hufflepuff - ?????
Bible class?
Glee club?
>>70739569
guys who can score you weed or chicks that'll blow you in the bathroom for fun
>>70739569
Remember those normalfags that didn't really do anything, but were popular? That's them. Basically the guys who smoked weed and partied all the time.
Is this the new marketing from warner brothers or are the teens of /v/ trying to do that thing they tried before again?
either way its very transparent
>>70739569
> Slytherin minus 6,000,000 points
> Because fuck you, that's why.
Beta losers.
What a shame; you specifically should have known that one, OP.
Ironic meme kids
lets ask the neet from Connecticut. I'm sure he'll know as he can even tell you if its kino or not. :0)
>>70739569
if this is your hourse stereotypes then you don't know shit about /tv/ - houses of hogwarts
>>70739635
What did he mean by this?
Whats up with all the slytherinposting tonight?
much like the series probably one of the dullest houses in the history of houses. seriously though each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70739770
That it's a big subtraction
What the Fuck is raven claw crow carrying?
>>70739802
haha atlas shrugged.
>>70739802
>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
you literally wrote the exact same thing half an hour ago in the other thread
>>70739569
Gryffindor: bravery
Ravenclaw: intellect
Slytherin: ambition
Huff LePuff: the weird kids who don't fit in anywhere else
>>70739771
Underage nonwhite twitter memers again
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=Well%20done%20slytherin%20HOWEVER&src=typd
>>70739802
>Grapes of Wrath
>anywhere remotely above low-tier
>>70739569
Honestly? If I were a wizard, I'd really, really, really want to be put into the Hufflepuff house.
>Be big guy for you /fit/izen.
>Be decently intelligent.
>Well, at the very least, I'm not retarded.
>Be decently motivated
>Be decently self aware
>Be decently knowledgeable
>Be decently charismatic
>Be, just in general, a little above average
>Totally take advantage of these unmotivated hacks
>Completely rig the system with several like-minded individuals who all chose this house for similar reasons
>Hold weekly "councils" with these try-hard peers
>Discuss the finer nuances of running the Hufflepuff house from within the system
>Traffic forbidden black market goods and "monitor" the sexual habits of our gullible, foolish friends
>No need for political intrigue or sly-shifting because we all understand that in order for this to work, we all need to work in cohesion
>We get a little leeway from the prefects who don't mind pocketing a few galleons every now and then in exchange for making sure all our products are distributed without a problem, and for making sure none of our parties are interrupted by any curious objectors
>MAYBE even do a little cross-house political tallying
>Nothing too serious
>Just tiny things like promoting the election of a certain prefect, or paying off rival athletes into throwing a game
>Cheat on tests
>Sex up girls
>Make some money
>Fuck with Harry
Damn it feels good to be a Hufflepuff, mang. Damn it feels good to be a wizard.
>>70739938
4 u
>>70740047
in this categorization i would say hufflepuff would be friendship or loyalty
