Why did Picard have to go to the ready room so much?
To rip fat ones
to get...ready?
He had to feed his fish
to grab a few dozen padds
>>70733616
Imagine all the farts on that ship.
The weirdo fan sites say the Enterprise had over 1000 people on it.
They seemed to work all day, no set shift patterns.
Was their some future scientist credited with inventing the de-farter of the air which was some kind of fart recycling thing on there given they were so futuristic?
Did the methane power the warp core?
>>70733848
How much worse would the farts be for darkie blindo?
>>70733848
I never understood why they brought their families with them on the Enterprise-D. They were oftentimes ordered into combat situations, and other times even peaceful exploration would turn into a combat situation. Them having civilians, especially children, on the ship made no sense.
>>70734212
You don't understand because your family doesn't love you. Everyone else understands.
>>70734258
It's the equivalent of me being Columbus and taking my family on a discovery voyage though.
It just wouldn't happen.
>>70734290
The Pinta couldn't separate into different sections to protect families. The technology didn't exist.
>>70734258
My family loves me and I love them, which is why I wouldn't drag them along with me while I went to fight the Borg or whatever it was we were doing that week.
>>70734316
This is a third-world mentality, not the mentality of pioneers and explorers.
>>70734316
>tfw your family and five others die because Q decides to throw the enterprise right at a borg cube for shits and giggles
>>70733808
Why did they need so many PADDS? Why couldn't you use one PADD to deal with multiple sets of information?
>>70734356
>tfw Q decides to kill your family at home just because he knows it will get to you
Lol, better just stay at home in the first place.
>>70734351
They don't just bring them along on exploration though, they bring them along into battle too. Don't forget how Deep Space 9 starts.
>>70734258
I would just recreate my family on the holodeck and then my wife's son actually would respect me.
We all know what he was doing.
>>70734316
You'd understand if you were in the military. And extrapolate further when considering distances and durations for space travel. Everyone is aware of the dangers and they've weighed the consequences.
Still, I'd rather be aboard the enterprise than the voyager. They nearly all die every episode and janeway often endangers people wayyyy beyond what she needs to for some reason.
Is the holideck just like covered in semen? Does it self-clean?
>>70733848
>They seemed to work all day, no set shift patterns.
It's a three part rotation, with each third of the crew working a different third of the cycle.You sleep, work, and have free time for 8 hours each.
Also, the air filters that keep contagions and poisons out of the air also catch farts and shit particles.
>>70734431
I didn't see soldiers dragging their wife and kids over to Iraq when we were fighting over there.
>>70734372
I have two computer screens at my office. Though I could technically deal with all the information on one screen, having two screens is really nice. Having three is even better.
Picard has dozens.
>>70733574
To chat with Kathryn Janeway of course.
>>70734412
Which asmr channels did Picard sub to?
>>70734461
No, the ship recycles it to put protein into the food.
>>70734476
>starfleet is most like marines
How dum is u?
>>70734478
I like 3 but when I had them all, I found myself just leaving one with nothing going on too often. And it always took more room than I liked. 2 is ideal for non-work imo.
>>70733574
>no qt3.14 ensign to go on holodeck date with
Why live
>>70734491
>laid waste to an entire quadrant of the galaxy
>destroyed the borg's ability to travel faster than warp 10, setting the hive into disarray for years to come
>created a race of lizards
>oversaw the breaking of the transwarp barrier
>presided over a civil war between actual gods
>presided over the peace process between actual gods
I mean, the only one who even comes close to her is Sisko. I'd say sisko and Janeway are both roughly equal power level for sheer galaxy destroying captain hijinks.
>>70734491
Three pips. Three promotions. She was promoted three times.
Promoted to rear admiral (lower half). Promoted to rear admiral (upper half). Promoted to vice admiral.
One promotion wasn't enough. Two promotions weren't enough. Janeway could only be satisfied with three (yes, three!!!) promotions.
>>70734431
>You'd understand if you were in the military.
Name the military that deploys ships with families onboard right now then.
>>70734562
>>destroyed the borg's ability to travel faster than warp 10, setting the hive into disarray for years to come
She genocided the entirety of the Borg.
She infected the Queen with a virus that destroyed the entire collective.
Destroying the transwarp hub was just a pointless redundant afterthought because Berman and Braga weren't paying attention to their own story.
>>70734565
Honestly, they shouldn't have promoted her at all.
They should have sent her through the wormhole at bajor and then told her to get back without going through it again.
Dominion problem solved.
>>70734603
salvation army
>>70734543
Get your inferior non-human filth outa the night shift bridge.
>>70734565
>GIVE ME A PROMOTION OR I'LL GO BACK IN TIME AND BUTTFUCK YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY LINEAGE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I'VE DONE IT BEFORE HOLD ME BACK CHAKOTAY HOLD ME BACK
Do you think Worf ever took a monster shit on the Enterprise?
Did Deanna use the gender neutral bathroom after him?
Did her eyes water?
Did she tell Riker about it as they struggled to find interesting things to talk about post boring sex?
Did Riker tell Geordi about it while killing time?
Did Data ever wonder what it was like to take a shit?
Did they invent a chip that would allow him to experience it?
>>70734388
>>70734316
The families have a choice, it's not like whoever the person in Starfleet is has total control over their family. The parents knew what they were getting into.
>>70734543
What the fuck was her problem?
>>70734686
Nobody would let her forget about the time that she, Wesley and Tom Paris killed a kid.
>>70734671
Data was fully functional. That means at least three shits per day.
>>70734700
>mfw I get another cadet killed and still get posted to the flagship of Star Fleet
>>70733574
To fap. He's obviously looking at porn.
>>70734706
Do you think her shits were perfectly cylindrical and of pre-determined uniform length segments?
>>70734670
kek
>>70734777
>implying women do that
Could the EMH smell farts and body odor?
>>70734372
because this was before the concept of smartphones so they couldn't think past a digital portable screen just being a piece of paper.
>>70734761
>Starfleet Academy is so selective that both Picard and Wesley got rejected at first
>Killed someone with your incompetence and then covered it up? Your punishment is you have to repeat a year
>>70734777
In episode 126 which was titled 'Expel the Unknown', one of her shits assimilated Tuvok.
>>70734805
Would Data cuck the EMH with Seven of Nine?
Did Data fuck more sluts than Harry Kim?
>>70734825
It's probably more of a "once you get in, it's really hard to get out" kind of deal.
>>70734865
It actually seems like if you're a world class fuckup, they put you on track for command and if you're actually good at everything you get assigned a science position.
So much like real life.
>>70734825
Picard and Wesley are both white males.
>>70734814
The concept of multitasking not only existed then but was a highly coveted use of technology which was expected to develop further in the future. Desqview sold half a million copies!
>>70733848
They have extremely sophisticated air filters on the ship that can even screen out airborne viruses and bacteria.
>>70733574
captain picard
>boring all knowing dad
>>70734895
In a real life military one screw up on your record (and screw ups include other people's screw ups that you get blamed for) and your career is over. Unless of course you have well connected relatives, then you can shoot down a fucking RF-4 and end up an admiral.
>>70734895
>>70734852
Was Tasha unique? Why wouldn't every single hetero female on board make use of Data?
If Lal had survived, how many of the crew would have fucked her?
>>70734923
Also Klingons wouldn't have shit like that so I imagine a bird of prey smells like never showering funk and farts.
>>70734212
it's because of time dilation
>>70734937
In real life a socialist utopia doesn't happen either, but that's what star trek is all about.
>>70734955
exactly
>took no risks
>ended up as some minor bitch taking orders from a guy half his age
Basically command is held exclusively by people that have insane good luck since everyone with worse luck dies or gets caught.
>>70734971
>If Lal had survived
Why does anyone have to die on Star Trek?
Why did they just not recreate Spock or Tasha Yar in the Holodeck?
>>70734316
>>70734388
Historically families were allowed to be brought on voyages,even on warships during times of war. It was usually officers that had the privilege since most voyages and tours of duty back then were measured in years instead of months.
more here
http://www.navyandmarine.org/ondeck/1800seawomen.htm
>>70734895
Makes sense considering the admirals in Star Trek are the biggest incompetent fuckups in Starfleet.
>>70735018
If you pay close attention you'll notice that they do just about everything they can to save main cast members but if anyone else loses a pulse they're like "eh, fuck them."
>>70735061
everyone's luck runs out eventually
>>70735091
>that episode where Picard gives Data shit for bothering to rescue some cryopreserved humans
>>70735171
>it's a data has no emotion but has emotion episode
>>70735288
>it's a Data uses contractions even though he can't use contractions episode
I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic contraction, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Given that replicators make everything now, is the food industry now defunct?
Can a replicator make another replicator?
>>70735584
Authentic food still has an industry with the target demographic of contrarian hipsters.
e.g. Chateau Picard, Sisko's Creole Kitchen
>>70733574
to make it so
>>70735584
Are replicators the key to all of this? Does the default programming force fart-suppressing bio cultures into everything dispensed by it?
>>70735584
Why don't they just replicate gold pressed latinum?
>>70735660
Find a better thing to do with your life than forcing this meme.
I've forced many memes in my day, and now in my old age I find that I regret all of them.
>>70734212
They were going to be gone for years, decades even. Are they to all remain sexless or fuck each other and leave the families at home? lol dont worry youll be safe on earth, ima go fuck space aliens
>>70734431
Nigger are you fucking serious, I would NEVER take my family on deployment
>>70735524
I got that reference
>>70735789
>Oi wasn't cheatin' on yer, Kakehole, oi swear on me mother's grave! On me father's 'onor, de 'ologram dat oi slept wi' wus a 'ologram AV YER! Please, jist don't belt me again, me love!
>>70735664
They brought that up one episode, something about how it can't be replicated because something something space magic.
>>70733574
Because he was the goddamn captain, you FUCK. He can go wherever he wants because he's the fucking captain.
You FUCK.
>>70733848
>>Was their some future scientist credited with inventing the de-farter of the air which was some kind of fart recycling thing on there given they were so futuristic?
You mean an air purifier? Like they have on office buildings? You don't leave the basement much, do you?
>>70734212
>Them having civilians, especially children, on the ship made no sense.
Them sending their command staff on away missions made no sense. At least Picard often stayed on the ship, but still they always sent the most important people on the ship on away missions. They should have like commandos for that crap.
>>70734984
If you watch Enterprise they talk about the strict Klingon viral quarantine procedures.
>ie: they leave you to die
>>70734461
there is a designated jizz mopper. ds9's was rom
>>70734670
>HOLD ME BACK CHAKOTAY HOLD ME BACK
>I'll hold you back as tightly as my people allow me to Captain.
>>70736132
>leaving the basement to go to a cubicle in a fart-purified enclosure
Why not just buy a basement fart purifier?
>>70736347
I wish we had a basement. They aren't allowed were in my area.
>>70734562
>>70734625
>>70734670
>>70734777
>>70734833
Holy shit, my sides
>>70736316
>Which people, the Armenians or the Greeks?
>HOLD ME BACK, B'ELANNA!
>mfw this whole fucking thread
>>70734777
>>70734777
Of course, I mean trips don't lie after all.
>>70733574
No replicator on the bridge that could make a properly hot Earl Grey tea.
>>70733808
>>70736783
Now I understand.
He had a dozen PADDs because they were his many coasters.
She did it on purpose btw
>>70736614
>tfw Seven will never squat on your face
>>70736989
I understood those references, cadet.
>>70736989
>tfw no three breasted ensign Sonya Gomez gf
>>70733848
The real question is what happens to all the jizz deposited inside holographic people on the holodeck. Does it just fall on the floor when the program ends? Is it broken down to its organic components to fuel the food replicators?
>>70736783
Why does he always use that tiny cup when there are much bigger ones right in front of him? You must have to refill that thing every five minutes
>>70737901
for one, that pic is from a parody video and that tea set isnt really there. two, the replicator cant do big gulp sizes have you seen the things?
>>70738455
>the replicator cant do big gulp sizes
"Prune juice, extra large."
>>70738552
that doesn't look extra large to me
It is complete!
>>70737215
They send in a guy to wipe down the loads afterwards
>>70737070
I know this feel bro
>>70736783
Nobody has noticed that fucking teapot?
What was happening?
>>70735664
The replicators can only re-arrange certain atoms, not make new ones. Food is mostly Carbon, Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, and other common elements. Latinum is made out of very rare elements and the chemistry to turn them into latinum isn't possible for a replicator.
DId troi know he was in there jacking it to her cleavage
>>70739244
It's a fancy teapot designed to embrace the cups like that. Sort yourself out.
>>70739244
Someone explain this gif
I remember looking at something like this in a science book but I can't remember it
>>70739571
The pieces become larger while they are moving.
>>70733848
All farts are transported directly to Miles O'Brien's pillow.
>>70738892
Some jobs are always in demand, jizzmopper is one of those jobs.
>>70738613
When you're Worf, basically anything is large, in comparison.
>>70733574
Ever stop and think what a duty shift on the bridge would be like? Not even all of them have chairs. Best case scenario you have a chair and the arm rest has a computer display so you can do ... whatever it is they do. Duty rosters and perusing reports and shit. But it's hours and hours of nothing happening while you sit there. I really pity the fuckers who have to stand all day, that shit is murder on your back.
Being the Captain, he has the privilege of a private lounge to sit in and do whatever he wants during those hours and hours of nothing happening.
>>70733574
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
>>70736156
That was hardly the most backwards thing about their away missions.
>crew-members continually beam-down to foreign planets, derelict spacecraft and other unknown and highly hazardous places, usually causing them to get injured, poisoned, infected or blown-up by something
>they always do this unprotected and basically naked in nothing but their uniforms
>nobody wears Metroid-style exo-suits or power-armor, that would protect against physical attacks, fire, explosions, foreign contaminants, infectious microbes and damn near most other thing that get people killed accidentally on Stark Trek
It makes it hard to take it seriously as hard science-fiction when damn near every episode centers around a crewman getting fucked up in some way due to easily preventable shit.
>>70739982
Too risky, if some kind of body-possessing energy being gets ahold of powerful tech, they're probably fucked.
And that happens like twice an episode.
>Carbon Creek
I hope the rest of S2 is this good.
>>70739445
Probably.
>>70734507
Softly Galoshes
Gentlewhispering (of course)
Cosmic Tingles (but only for the Reiki vid)
TheOneLillium
>>70734408
nice
>>70740391
It's all downhill from there until towards the end of S3.
>>70742321
Fugg.
>>70735713
>at least you tried.jpg
>>70737901
Spending time refilling your teacup instead of working is literally how european culture works
>>70743020
And taking August off.
>>70742464
To be fair, Carbon Creek is one of the best episodes of the series, perhaps the best in the first 2.5 seasons.
Funny how, for pretty much all of Berman/Braga Trek, the more time we stay away from the bridge crew, the better the episode tends to be.
>>70743409
I figured. It had that sort of "if we ever win an emmy, it'll be for this" feel to it that certain episodes do.
Why are there no toilets on the Enterprise?
You never see a door to a bathroom or any reference made to one existing or being used. These people either must have some kind of hidden receptacles somewhere (in the jumpsuits?) or just be masters of holding it in between star bases.
>>70744185
Magic space colons
>>70744185
They call it "waste extraction" for a reason.
>>70744185
All poop is beamed out of the ship into space during warp. That's why the borg invented transwarp, the surface of cubes were getting clogged with the waste of thousands of species.
>>70744885
But that's prime resequenceable protein.
>>70743020
Drinking tea right now. I feel sorry for Americans, not understanding tea.
>>70743097
FUCK August.
>>70745464
i like tea, but amerilard stores only have black and green (which they think is medicine) and about a zillion different types of disgusting fruit flavored tea. i wanted some oolong and barley tea but couldnt find a store thar had either in my whole fucking city
>>70745464
Tea is a heavenly beverage gifted by god herself into the arms of the english. She said too much and your mouth will look like a bag of broken pegs and too little you won't be able to get out of bed. The grubby yanks drink their mugs of joe, but I'm dipping biscuit and handling it slow. for amerifats don't love their craft as sweetners are added in replacement of graft. Ye yanky yanky i herald to thee try a teabag and it love it like thee, the warm feel inside will convert you to the right
>>70745595
why not visit an asian market
>>70745595
Seriously? I live in a small city that's literally less than one percent Asian and more than sixty percent Mexican and on top of the local health food store selling bulk tea there's a little Asian market that also sells oriental tea.
>>70744185
O'brien, stand by to beam out my shit
>>70734670
Kek
I always thought it was a plot device to teansition to dialogue scenes. It was also convenient for discussing info that the rest of the bridge didn't need to hear. He chewed a few officers out in it too.
You'd need a good strong cuppa too if you were walking down the hall and had to deal with shit like this every day.
>>70746629
I'd probably do a ton a space coke in the holodeck. Hell, I'd do tons of degenerate shit in there just like broccoli.
>>70746677
Are there spacefleet rules about the holodeck? Like, could you go in there and conjure up a scenario where you get to holo-rape holograms of all the Enterprise females?
>>70733574
Because he was ready.
>>70746716
There's an episode about LT. Barkley making weird scenarios where he'd beat up the male officers and romance the women. It's an awkward episode.
dictionary.com's word of the day is overslaugh.
>to pass over or disregard (a person) by giving a promotion, position, etc., to another instead.
Reminds me of when Tom got his pip back.
>>70746775
Barkley's just weird in general. The actor is so over-expressive.
>it's a 'picard goes on an adventure' episode
>>70744885
>the borg created an entirely new means of ftl to avoid getting shit smattered on their grill
Lost hard.
>>70746716
I'd imagine by the time a holodeck became standard among deep space vessels, certain likenesses would become banned. Namely the members of a ship's crew.
Obviously it didn't, but no doubt shit like Barkley would have popped up long before ships went underway since the military will castrate you for sexual harassment nowadays.
>get briefed
>obligatory 3 slides about sexual harrassment and who you can tell, and how it's unacceptable not to whistle blow if you see it
>back to briefing
>>70737901
You don't gulp down gallons of tea, you barbarian
>>70748036
>implying the invention of the holodeck wouldnt also herald the end of sentient life because everyone would just spend all their time fucking holosluts
>>70733574
Well there seems to be very little to flying through space that the computer and helmsman don't completely solo themselves.
Day to day it's very likely the Captain has almost nothing to do at all. In reality he'd probably spend almost all his time standing by in the Ready room as Captains are always on watch and never sleep.
>>70747052
>it's a picard helps out a thief and criminal because he is racist against ferengi kikes and wants to get his dick wet
>>70739982
They have too much faith that their sensors would detect anything dangerous that would necessitate any more protection than skintight cloth and a mini-phaser.
>>70734696
I bet his farts were the worst
>>70733574
XD XD it was to prep his bull lawl heheyou understand it's a question of verb versus adjective :D
Or pic related.
>>70746629
That is a hideous hairstyle.
>>70739571
It's infinite chocolate Anon.
>>70748501
Savage.
What's stopping OBrien farting on the transporter pads and then teleporting the gas to Warfs quarters before a mating ritual with Trois?
>>70748536
Transporter records. Worf has top-level security clearance to review that shit. He'd run a security diagnostic on his quarters, the unusual intra-ship transporter activity would throw up a red flag, he'd trace it back to O'Brien and there'd be a whole thing.
>its a Picard farts hard causing the entire bridge to gag, but they cant do anything
>he closes all the doors for 'safety reasons'
>people start fainting
>>70748536
>can beam people from anywhere to anywhere within a certain distance
>lets build a completely arbitrary teleporter room and create a chief of teleportation position and make that poor fuck stand around in that room every day for no reason
>>70748637
This was part of the reunification's by-laws.
Nationalists would be relegated to monotonous labour while all the king's men would enjoy command positions.
>>70748637
>>70748605
>>70748536
We SS13 now.
what did picard do with all the cups he replicated? seems like a waste of precious energy to not reuse them.
>>70749054
Farted on them
>>70749054
They go back in the replicator when done, just like all the other dishes, uneaten food, etc. The replicator just breaks them down and puts the base parts into some storage area.
>>70749256
>*door chime*
>one moment
>Captain, we're under attack.
>I said just a moment, number one
>Didn't you hear the red alert?
>Just a minute!
>Captain, we need you
>I need you to shut up a minute!
>Captain, our shields are down to 20%!
>Almost there
>What's almost there?
>Oh yeah. Aah.
>Captain?
>Come.
It's a Q kisses Janeways bare foot in the bath tub episode
>>70746775
and geordi "it's not rape if she's holographic" laforge of all people has the nerve to berate him for it
>>70734543
>Ov Vey Muh Bajoran Genocide
>Muh 6 Billion
Cardassians should of just nuked them from orbit the cunts
>tfw DS9 BD never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWTUmhncrc
>>70750049
I got banned last time I spoilers a lewd Leah.
Here's a few of this magnificent lady.
>https://imgur.com/a/xAtCs
>>70738613
not to an american
>>70748501
oh fuck
Are captain's logs mandatory reporting for The Federation?
Does the real military report mundane tasks that frequently?
>>70748356
>It's a SJW episode portraying Ferengi as evil capitalists
The worst thing about TNG was that humans are so civilized while they are bunch savages clothing themselves as civilized.
>>70739817
DELETE THIS
>>70734412
>>70734624
The Borg have many princesses as backups if something happens to the queen.
>>70734686
>Womanlets
Let a real woman take control.
>>70733808
>>70737070
>>70738620
And then he drops it on the floor at the end of Generations.
>>70750780
>doesn't military requires mundane tasks frequently?
Yes. So do regular jobs, neet. Some things are just part of your job.
I've never been captain of a ship, but I'd assume a captain has to keep an accurate log of the day's events should the ship ever be destroyed/crew killed/end of mission debrief.
The little personal entries are just further explanation of an encounter. What you generally see are the accounts of those encounters. the rest of the logs are just run of the mill "engineer X remodulated the diagnostics. Nominal. threat of mutiny by jewish crewmembers quashed again."
Ya know, I wonder if Holodeck griefing is a thing. People seem to program all kinds of persistant settings that other people can access.
What's to stop me from going into someone else's program and fucking with the holograms with episodic memories?
>>70739982
>hard science-fiction
>>70736316
If I held you back more than this I would be in front of you.
>>70750428
>Dr Brahms nudes & lewds
>>70733574
to jerk it to interstellarporn
>>70746787
Wait, Kim called them out on it in the episode? What was Janeways reply?
>>70752743
>What was Janeways reply?
HAHAHA, very funny Ensign! Now plot a course through Borg Space, there is coffee in those cubes.
>>70752858
Kim, Kim had a hard life.
>>70752604
Not gunna lie, I'd probably be a consumer of interstellar porn.
Only because I'm sure there'd be a race of literal orgy nymphomaniacs like the asari out there.
>>70751303
Get this fanfic shit outta here.
chronic constipation
>>70752996
>fanfic
Oh anon, I'm so sorry for you.
>>70736156
And people say Star Trek is closer to reality than Star Wars.
>>70752975
Yeah the xenoporn was one of the few things mass Effect got right.
>>70735968
feckin' nog
>>70748637
Transporters aren't just for people, there's supplies and equipment too, the transporter chief would basically be in charge of restocking the ship whenever they go to starbases, and they'd need to be in place during regular operations to handle difficult transports that the computer can't do alone like when there's crazy planetary atmospheres or damage to the ship they're on.
Plus, if you want to evacuate the ship it's much more efficient to get everyone to queue up and do 8 people at a time (or more as most ships have multiple transporter rooms) than randomly doing one at a time from wherever you can find them on the ship.
>>70733574
So that he'd be ready for anything
>>70751828
There was an episode of Voyager about this: Author, Author
>>70734212
>It's a USS Yamato gets destroyed with all souls lost (including the children, dolphins and whales) episode
>>70734212
It's a show, anon. Much like Star Treks economy, there was no great deal of thought put into it.
They paid for the set already and Paramount wanted their money's worth.
>What planet is this?
>I beg your pardon?
>This planet, what do you call it?
>Earth. What do you call it?
>We call it Theta 8
>How charming
The Royale is underrated, and a better Casino episode than Badda Bing Badda Bang.
>>70755352
Why didn't they just stuff Vic Fontaine inside that cube like they did with Moriarty in TNG?
>ready room
It's radio room, doofus.
>>70755352
That episode makes me feel ill for some reason, like headache and barf kind of ill. It feels like watching a fever dream
>>70755631
Felix didn't have that kind of technology, so he gave Vic away to the only person stupid enough to accept such a thing (Dr. Julian Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Bahir).
I should imagine people on DS9 tried over the years to contain his madness, but with his ability to turn himself on, he proved too cunning and killed them, converting their corpses to sperm and calling in Rom to clean it up.
>>70755756
>>How charming
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>70739982
>It makes it hard to take it seriously as hard science-fiction
Star Trek isn't hard sci-fi, faggot.
>>70752975
>what is Risa
Literally just shake a little statue around and you get Risans (and presumably others) flocking to you for sex.
>what is Edo?
Literally all they do is jog and have sex (but only in the non-No-Fun-Zones, or else they die).
>It's a Quicard episode
>>70756764
Risa look like humans. That's not good enough.
>>70739571
the cut isnt actually straight or something
>>70756906
i assumed risians were just humans that had lived on risa
isnt risa like a shithole covered in storms and only advanced climate control technology makes the planet idyllic
>>70736316
>I'll hold you back as tightly as my people allow me to Captain.
why can i hear this in his literal voice
>>70733848
>TRAPPED ON A SHIP IN SPACE
>FILLED WITH SMELLY FARTS
>>70733574
He had similar needs to Archer.
>>70755811
MR GORPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70739648
>All farts are transported directly to Miles O'Brien's pillow.
me fekkin sides
>>70757148
Because he literally is in your room under some mad Vedek's spell.
>This is a holy time.
>>70733574
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.
>>70757998
In light of his exceptional performance in Enterprise, I can forgive him for what the jews made him do in Quantum Leap.
>>70749747
Mulgrew is such an ugly bitch. And worse yet, she was a shitty mother who severely neglected her own children for years just so she could star in a very shitty sci-fi series...
Selfish bitch runs her children's natural father out of the house and then leaves the kids with surrogate "caregivers" in order to pursue wealth and fame for her own selfish vanity.
There's a reason her kids still refuse to watch a single one of her Voyager episodes.
"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:00 in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."
Shitty Mom Mulgrew (2011)
>>70758830
Thanks for the thumbnail, retard.
because he had to took a number one before taking his Number One.
>>70758962
>he isn't ant-sized
Why didn't they just live in holodeck?
>>70755352
"The Royale" has one of my favorite unintentionally funny moments in Star Trek.
When Riker reads the astronaut's will in his hotel room, he finishes it by looking over at his long decayed corpse / skeleton and respectfully saying "Rest In Peace, Colonel".
Cut to this picture while a somber note is played.
It's mouth wide open in full scary skellington mode and they were going for something along the lines of a family picture.
>>70734671
>Do you think Worf ever took a monster shit on the Enterprise?
>>70734777
because she only ever ate nutrient paste I bet her shit was more like a fermented compost sludge with a kind of sweet musky smell
>>70734777
except that one time the doctor possessed her and gorged on junk food of course, I bet the stinky shit confused her and she thought it necessary to carry a sample in the open all the way from her chambers to the medilab and while she was there she met ensign kim and had a brief conversation with him about astrometrics while holding faeces in her hand
Captain! Sensors indicate there's a Klingon lifesign right behind you! Permission to fire all photon torpedoes directly at the bridge sir!
>>70733574
i know that expression, he was spending credits on russian cam hos
>>70760857
do you think he would jackov to chekov?
Why did they call it a ready room and not an office?
Why did they call them "jeffries tubes" if they were basically just maintenance shafts
there had to be an active reason for them to do this other than "it sounded cool"
>>70760768
It's unbelievable how much Dorn phones it in sometimes. Have you heard him in new vegas?
>>70755875
That was a long time coming familia.
>>70755875
>it's a Molly shanks a motherfucker episode
I'm disappointed that this wasn't a permanent thing. I think they could have afforded it with it being so late in the series.
>>70761359
Image forgotten.
>>70761397
>>70761359
They treated her like they treat unwanted children in China or famine era Ireland.
So was the Molly that ended up back on DS9 another duplicate?
Also, modern may molly is like 4'11" quit little Jap girl.
