What animal would you want to be turned into?
>>70732738
I thought this film kind of worked even though it was so weird. It got me invested in the characters and relationships.
Maybe id be some sort of burrowing animal that also spends a lot of time above ground.
>>70732738
Great White Shark
>>70732738
I've never seen the movie.
I would want to be a cuttlefish.
penguin
Crow.
Generally live at least 20-30 years if you make it past childhood, smart as fuck, highly social animals that get to fly around exploit humanity in every fashion imaginable.
Seriously, look that shit up. They're smart enough to time dropping walnuts on the pavement to crack them when the street lights turn red so they won't get run over, and memorize the patterns of garbage trucks and just follow them around. Everything we do benefits them, unlike a lot of other smart animals we'll wind up driving extinct like dolphins or gorillas.
>>70732738
On the movie's website it said I would be a crow.
a killer whale or an octopus.
>>70732990
My fellow bird poster.
>>70732990
link pls
>>70733053
Literally Google "the lobster movie"
A penis
Haha
If you choose a giant tortoise you could live about 150 - 250 years.
Or you could choose a clam and live 200 - 500 years.
>>70733111
Why would you want to live as an animal for that long?
>>70733111
it would suck to be slow and a prey animal
imagine being eaten alive slowly
I wanted to be a frog.
>>70733157
I'm into vore I already do that every day buddy
>Cat
>Starfish
>Rhino
i chose cat
A lazy, pampered mastiff.
I'm always wanking and lay around all day eating, drinking and pissing when I want. It's effort to move because I'm so lazy and my joints ache. So yeah probably an old mastiff with arthritis.
is there any evidence they actually were turned into animals and not just killed and replaced with the chosen animal?
>>70733136
If you HAD to be an animal wouldn't you rather live longer than shorter? Besides, as animals, they don't know any better.
>>70733157
Being a clam would suck, obviously. But I'd imagine being a giant tortoise would be pretty chill. And with that massive shell I'd guess they don't get fucked with very often.
>>70733366
It really doesn't matter
Fucking Water Bear.
i got ant,cat and lobster.
i'd want to be a lobster
>>70732738
What are the rules?
Can I be turned into pre-homo sapien hominids?
Or other pre-historic animals?
If they don't have that kind of technology, then I guess a bear? Apex predator, can basically do whatever I want in the forest. Plus I heard they are Catholic, so free ticket to heaven.
>>70733508
badass
>>70733438
it kind of does because he carried around his brother as the dog
Ill be able to see in like a million different colors and a super powerful claw
>>70733508
looks like a fat chinese kid
>>70733592
thats not the point
BISON
"Stoic, pragmatic and brawny, bison enjoy the freedom of the wide open plains, hanging with the herd, and plenty of anal sex."
Yeah I'll go with bison.
Gorilla, ant or rabbit. mfw i wanted to be a bird.
So this movie was about autism right?
>>70732738
confirmed for cat
>>70734352
then what is the point wise guy
>>70735394
woof woof
>>70733366
They didn't actually turn into animals.
That'd be ridiculous.
>>70734974
That's what I just got.
>>70735596
10/10
ANTS
what the shit is this
>>70735951
enjoy getting burned to death by some autist with a magnifying glass
QUAK, bitch!
>tfw living deliciously
I love being alone, but not alone for too long this is accurate
based af
Im 20 minutes into this right now, is everyone suppose to be autostic?
I get that this is kind of a place for loveless people, but peoplr said they were married before so why are they so socially retarded?
>>70736434
Socially retarded people can get married anon...
obligatory heath ledger wicked sense of humor shoop.jpeg
cuck
Look what I got guys.
>can fly
>can swim
suckers
>>70736434
It's the style of Lanthimos, an old technique Brecht invented. The actors don't actually act. Farrel does it badly.
Peacuck
>>70733210
Same I'd be a mouse
>>70736434
I read somewhere that that might be the point - everyone in The Lobster is looking for a partner with something in common or a shared interest rather than via actual attraction; something common among autists.
