Seriously, what was this guys fucking deal?
stern burn
>>70730137
Obi-wan cucked his wife.
>>70730173
Is this true?
HE didn't want Luke to be a Stormtrooper and hoped he could eventually talk him out of it while also realizing he was getting old enough to just make his own decisions and would also stop buying the "next season" excuse
>>70730217
Luke didn't want to be a Stormtrooper though, he wanted to join the Rebel alliance with his friends.
>Can hide Luke anywhere in the galaxy
>Give him to Anakin's step brother on his home planet to raise
What did Obi-Wan mean by this?
>>70730137
You try farming moisture on a goddam desert planet for a few seasons.
>>70730240
No he implicitly states he wants to go to the "Academy" so he can get off Tatooine and stop being a farmer.
He only knows Biggs left that's why he was so surprised to see him on Yavin with the Alliance.
>>70730137
He actually hated blue milk and had built up a lifetime of resentment towards Beru because of it.
Luke unfortunately bore the brunt.
>>70730324
What academy is that specifically?
>>70730264
>Give him to Anakin's step brother on his home planet to raise
Last place Vader would look is right under his noose.
>>70730804
Was Vader looking at all?
>>70730405
The Empire's. Think Star Wars ver. of an evil Star Fleet
>>70730137
stop forcing this reddit meme
>>70730405
The fucking imperial naval academy
>>70730804
That's probably cause his nose got burnt off too
>>70730804
Yeah. All that sand. He hates it.
>>70730890
Hey fuck you faggot!
>>70730890
>reddit meme
You look retarded. I miss the days you would call them summerfags and just move on
>>70731099
downvote
Owen knows everything. He knows that whenever the jedi get involved, awful shit happens.
>>70730137
He had pedophilic urges for shota Luke but couldn't act on them.
>>70731807
Lol why would this nigga give a fuck about Anakin? He knew the mother fucker for like six minutes.
>>70732535
Originally they were brothers but Lucas fucked that up with the prequels and effectively made them unrelated to Luke and Anakin.
>>70732535
Another example of the prequels undermining the original trilogy. Lucas didn't think things through.
>>70730825
Vader thought he killed Padme ad her unborn child(ren);
I'm just suprised he didn't order tatooine glassed from orbit given his hatred of sand
>>70732600
What were they, anyway? Cousins? Wasn't he like Shmi's brother's son or something?
>>70734422
Hes shmi son
Luke, did I ever tell about the time your grandmother was brutally raped to death by nomadic sand primates? Sandskins always orgy single file to increase the accuracy of their blast points.
She was a good friend.
>>70730137
>ugly wife
>still grinding even tho he's old
>no kids
>taking care of some annoying kid thats not his
>not even close to rich, barely making a buck
>dry desert everywhere
>shit life
>had a midlife crisis and gave up
>>70730324
What about the extra scene where Biggs visits Luke on Tattoine and informs him that he has joined the rebellion
