>What? Slytherin is in the lead? Fuck that. 10,000,000 points to Gryffindore. Fuck those slimy snakes!
>>70727909
god forbid Hufflepuff gets to win ever.
>>70727909
Slytherin didn't save Hogwarts.
>I fucking hate Slytherin I hope they fucking die minus 1000 points and they are not to speak nor look up in the presence of studens from other houses
Did they win every year or what?
Kill yourself wannabe saetre
>>70727909
>le he should've just let this openly nazi house win because muh justice
It's a school, what's more important is teaching the students right values. If slytherin is rewarded for their shitty culture what message does it send? That said he could've let ravenclaw win just aswell.
dude roleplaying lmao!!
freakin grid posting plebeian
>>70728220
Slytherins did nothing wrong. They worked hard all year just to get their dreams stepped on at the last moment.
If I take that house cup off, will you die?
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>>70727909
Isn't it kinda bias to give "special" points. Like this nigga is a Gryfindoor, obviously he wanted them to win, especially all the bad rep prior to books since according to the lore, the pure master race house won 7 years before.
>>70728301
>tfw no Bully-type video game set in Hogwarts before books took place where you play as a Slytherin, taking everybody down a peg
So what the fuck did Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw do all year?
>>70728425
Their best
I am a big fan of Dumbleposting
>Mfw i still remember playing the old games after the first movie came out
Where the FUCK has all this time gone fambrahs
>>70728425
Make friends and study, the things you usually do at school. Gryffinchads and Slythercucks just tried to out dick each other for points.
Hufferpuffer...comes in at 420 points
and that's pretty good
...for the remedial students they are.
Gambondore would never pull shit like this
>>70727909
>one day earlier:
>Severus I fucking warned you to stop being so goddamn biased in your class, just wait till the leaving feast you fucking beta bitch
>>70728312
perhaps hes wondering by harry potter was one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70728507
>tfw some of the HP games were actually good
>>70728557
Slytherin DIDYA PUT YA HOUSE POINTS IN THA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!!!
>>70728622
>>70728507
>playing videogames
Get out of my art board
>>70728528
>Gryffinchads
We're talking about the house with Neville Longbottom and the Weasleys here.
Who were the Chads?
>>70728673
Movies aren't art.
>Oh for fucks sake, another Weasley cunt. Can't your deadbeat father learn how to pull out before we are up our necks in a sea of redhead puffs?
>Well, I know just what to do with you, if I put all of you together at least there's a chance that you all die in a fire while sleep, you bloody ginger shits.
>GRYFFINDOR!
>>70728172
>all those "actors you could beat up" threads
Lmao
>>70728507
>>70728622
>took french class in HS
>our french teacher would regularly phone it in and shepherd us to the computer lab
>we'd play the Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets vidya on PC, with the language switched to french
>>70728673
Ebin
>>70728622
FLIPENDO
>>70728507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEgLvaMDT4E
What's up with Chamber of Secrets and why was it so good?
>>70728557
>>70728557
No shit
He was actually dumbledore unlike that garbageman harris. literally only people that like harry potter for facebook "nerd" status disagree
>>70728220
What kind of fucking reasoning is this?
>>70728673
>problem glasses
>scarf
>can't shave properly
>smoker
I'd rather hang out with the kid on the right than the hipster cocksucker on the left
>>70728902
>hipster
Fucking lel
That's because you are the kid on the right already you complete mong
>>70728804
A good balance between taking itself seriously and fun adventure times, something the later movies/books would forget about it and just go one way or the other.
>>70728673
I'm scared how well this picture describes me.
>>70728673
>>70728976
>am a mix of left and right
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
The thing that got me was the potions textbooks were wrong, snape knew they were wrong and yet he used them anyway.
>>70728370
MAH NIGGA BLACK'S ASS COULD BE ANYWHERE YO!
>>70728611
>clifford for president
>>70728673
Dressing "well" is for faggots you faggot.
>>70728949
How else would you describe his appearance then?
>>70727909
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>70728998
The left is a bit outdated
kubrick, burgerman, lars, kuro and tark should all be on the right sidethe joke of the image is that the left is just the right side all grown up;)
>>70729051
Average young adult american male not from a flyover state or LA
>>70728998
You are a normal person who maintains a balance of activities.
>>70728673
Left just sounds like an asshat autist, they're negative people overall and not people you hang out with, i've experienced them.
>always debates even if it's pointless
>suffers from dunning kruger while he's bronze league in all games and blames everyone else
>easy triggered
>often had a hard childhood and hates everyone
>easy jealous
>can't read women and just hates them cause he can't get one.
>>70728998
You're the /v/ teen on the right side pretending to be on the fence.
>>70729117
> Average
Nah mate, definitely not. This guy would be made fun of for being such a hipster by other hipsters.
>>70729166
I feel like you just described me exactly and I'm actually worried you know me irl. I've changed since high school senpai.
>>70729176
Nah im not a virgin and I do drugs to a fault. I don't think I could "seduce" women anymore, 2bh with you fambulance
But I spend all my time watching tv/movies and playingw/dog
>>70729166
>quote unquote "gamer"
>146XXX
>jonny cena
>no actual knowledge of why the left is better
This is /v/eddit. This is memes. This is /v/eddit. This is memes
did they not win in the years before anyway. or was that the quidditch cup
>>70729241
Post dog and if its a nice doggo I will apologize for being so rude.
>>70729241
What breed's your dog fampai? I've got a kelpie border collie mix.
>>70729117
>male
lol
>>70728507
I never did get past the gringotts level in the ps1 game. Fully expected to nail it when I played again recently as a 24 year old
such rage and frustration. fuck that game
>>70729305
>>70729336
My pupper is a disadvantaged culturally-enriched youth who doesn't know who his daddy is
His momma is a labrador retriever though
>mfw Draco being cucked by Lord Voldemort is real
>>70729426
I'm sorry I called you a /v/ pleb and I'm sorry your dog is degen
>>70729461
explain
>>70729540
>I'm sorry your dog is degen
>>70728301
>they dindu nuffin
Fuck you Slytherin, minus 6000 points
>>70729461
Draco was cucked is everyway possible in that show. Cucked outta house game, outta quidditch, cucked otta his money, outta killing dumbledore, outta his mon and probably also cucked outta pansy as well. Why was he such a white male?
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>Albus Severus, have I ever told you about Severus Snape?He was a racist that made my life hell when I was in Hogwarts but it's okay because he asked Voldemort not to kill my mother because he wanted to fuck her. He was a good friend
>>70730194
Because whites are evil. Especially the yellow haired ones, so they must suffer.
>>70728370
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBLER MAGAZINE
>I have the final solution to the Slytherin question
What did he mean by this?
>>70731280
Locking them in the dungeon and letting them starve to death obviously.
>>70731235
Nononono play that shit back. Ahem. Cough cough...cough cough
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I used to read deaily prophet magazine
Voldemort and DumbleD up in the pensieve
Hanging portraits on my wall
Every Saturday, Quidditch, seeking girls, let me work my magic on them all
I let my wand rock til my wand popped
Smoking tentacular leaves and mandrake sippin on Slughorns private stock
>>70731051
This. Naming him Rubeus or Arthur would make more sense.
>>70728279
Doesn't /lit/s other chart list Atlas Shrugged as God Tier?
>>70728370
>>70729012
>>70731235
>>70731374
Im fucking dying
>>70731883
Albus makes sense. Hell the whole thing actuLly does
>>70733654
Albus is such a gay name, all the other kids are going to have regular names and this poor kid is going to have a name from 150 years ago
>>70731051
He looks exactly like a cross between Harry and Ginny. Is that CGI?
>>70734036
No its real
Reminder that Slytheryn is basically the ISIS of the wizarding world.
>>70728507
>that one gameboy color game
Whoa
You can bang one girl from Slytheryn. Which one, /t/v/?
>>70735387
Goyle
Real question, are all this people shitposting about Harry potter to boycott the new plays? That's the only reason to be talking about this dead saga right?
>>70733847
>all the other kids are going to have regular names
Only Harry and Ron have reasonable names
>>70728370
BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE
>>70728507
The first two games are god tier and capture perfectly the comfy feeling of their movies.
>>70728507
How did they get away with this?
>>70727909
Why was Ceder in Hufflepuff? He was a champion
I admire JK Rowling's dedication to keeping the series as focused on Harry's POV as possible but I would've loved to see what Hufflepuff House was like when they realized they had a golden boy finally
How about the arbitrary fucking points system?
Talking in class? 10 points from gryffndoor!
Save the school from Voldemort? 20 points to Gryyfondor!
Peeves was never in the movies
Really bothered me because I can't actually imagine what he would look like. Closest is the videogames where he was a blue manlet
>>70727909
>leave Slytherin House to me
>>70728673
The faggot on the left isn't inhaling. He's literally wasting perfectly fine tobacco
>>70729230
sent ;)
>>70738902
It's not like magic is based on a clear set of rules either.
>>70739073
what if hes smoking one of those cool flavored cigar things
>>70739127
First of all that's not a cigar
Second of all flavoured cigarettes are shit and nobody smokes them just for the flavour
>>70739176
Women do
>>70739176
calm down there mr tar lungs
>>70739194
#notallwomen
>>70739194
No they don't
Everyone who smokes cigarettes inhales, except little kids and gay ass nigger hipsters like the one in the picture
>>70738147
Dean, Neville, Seamus, Cedric etc are all reasonable names. It's mostly only the older generations who have weird names.
Them and the Malfoys
>>70739221
Oh they inhale, but they are adamant they do it for the flavour
>>70735387
Bellatrix
>>70728279
>Stephen King
Why? Is it because he's stuff is over saturated or something? I mean, the man has some great shit. Mind you it's mostly his old shit but still.
>>70739464
It's a ratio thing, he has a lot more shitty books than good ones
>>70728279
>The Hunt for Red October pleb
>The book that was made into awesome pic related
Do they think the movies is for plebs too?
>>70739464
Stephen King doesn't write literature, King writes stories. Some of them are good, but most of them are horrible. What they all have in common is the fact that they're not literature in any way shape or form. Much like Rowlers
>>70729461
I thought it was just a rumour and it was actually belatrix's kid
>>70739531
>Stephen King doesn't write literature, King writes stories
Yeah his writing is really shit. I watched the Langeliers when I was a kid, and while the over-the-top acting and graphic were fucking laughable, I thought the concept of "Dead time" and Langeliers were pretty interesting. So, I decided to read the book thinking/hoping it would be better. I read about ten pages before I couldn't take his writing style anymore.
I think he should just write story outlines and have an "actual" writer write the books.
>>70739734
Avoid "Cell" at all costs. They will try and recommend you both book and the new movie, but its on a whole different level of shit(even worse than that dome one)
>>70739734
>>70739464
Most of Stephen King's books are dead time. Nothing really important is happening and nothing is actually being done. He goes off on tangents that don't relate to the characters or the story. That and is prose is fairly weak.
>>70739464
>>70739496
>>70739531
>>70739734
>>70739864
>>70739885
With writing as bad as Kings I always wondered how Kubrick managed to make such a good movie out of his shit? Was the man just that much of a movie directing genius?
>>70740179
King's writing is made to be turned into TV or movies. It just needs a lot of the shit cut out.
>>70740179
The shining isn't good
Sure its better than the book, but overall it is trash and on the lower side of Kubricks work
>>70740307
>I respectfully disagree.
>Alright I'll give you that
As a stand alone movie I liked the Shining but in comparison to his other work, I agree it doesn't stand up.
