We're being hacked /tv/!
I'll create a GUI in Visual Basic to track the hackers IP adress and lock him behind the router node !
>>70718200
Ummmm, no, more likely...
"We're being hacked...." keystroke noises "This guy's good..." Keystrokes intensify. "Got him!"
Oh God... they just bypassed the TCP IP address!
>>70718200
What the fuck
Is that an actual scene from the show ?
>>70718200
why didn't a single person on the entire set for filming that day speak up about how fucking retarded this was?
>>70718329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>they don't enable multi-hand keyboard hacking
>>70718200
>I need 10 minutes to hack in
>You have 5
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>...........I'm in
>unplugs the monitor
Hack averted
>>70718439
>"I unplugged our monitor guys, that should stop the hacker in his tracks"
>>70718464
Top kek
>>70718411
>>70718411
I heard rumors that they did it on purpose , most of the producers of crime shows are in a competition to see who can create the most ridiculous IT scene Anyone under 50 won't understand is ridiculous
>>70718200
he must be the best player in every MMO that ever existed, I remember on bloodlust five when he solo'd an entire horde of bloodmud tribes.
>>70718200
That's impossible! It would take months to hack the DoD!
>>70718329
and she pronounced it "gooey"
>>70718642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZYVt8tmPc
>"You hold the high score in every Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing game"
>I just hacked his social networking pages: No activities for years, not even pageviews
>lock and load everyone, we got us ourselfs a lone gunman
>>70718833
>Lock and LOAD, we're about to.......level up
>>70718200
Mr. Robot Season 2
>>70718816
>>70718685
Thats proper...
>mfw24had way more realistic computer fuckery than (((NCIS)))
>she will NEVER eat your brains
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>only reason I watched NCIS was because I wanted to see the guy and the Jewess fuck
>>70721045
What did he mean by this?seriously tho
>>70721045
That's not liv
>>70718411
The were only pretending to be retarded anon
ENHANCE
>>70718200
WUT IS DIS SUM KINDA VIDYA GAME
>>70718557
kek
>>70718200
10 MEG PIPES
>>70718200
it's alright we collected his hard drives
>>70720649
Not really, they just knew on 24 that they didn't know much about computers so they stopped mentioning them all the time.
>If I give you a phone number can you hack in and get all the email passwords associated with it?
>>70718411
NCIS is one of the most popular shows on television. They probably make like one million dollars per episode. Why would they complain in the face of that?
>>70724382
>GIMME A SOCKET
>IM OPENING UP A SOCKET
>I NEED A SOCKET
More realistic than (((NCIS))) 2bh
>>70718557
>>70718411
it's literally click bait for their show
hilarious to those who understands computers and serious to those who don't
>>70723286
>>70723153
fuck, I posted in the wrong tab
You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
>>70721045
Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
>>70724362
>HardDrive
Holds powersupply
>tfw you realize writers intentionally try to troll people by doing this
>>70724362
>>70724611
There was an episode of Bones where the killer carved the source code to a computer virus into a skeleton.
When the scientists put the skeleton into their scanner, the virus compiled on their lab computers and deleted all of their files related to the investigation of the killer.
>>70724737
That's fucking retarded.
>>70724737
That's fucking hilarious.
>>70724737
for the love of god share a link to the video
>>70724737
are you serious
>>70718439
the guy coming in eating a sandwich with a huge grin always gets me
they knew
>>70724889
>>70725044
>>70725076
>>70725084
can't find it on youtube, this will suffice
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1327440153&t=1
>We're bringing the best hacker on the planet
>>70725139
>the malware caught the CPU on fire
jesus christ
>>70725139
>literally sets the place on fire
>>70725139
>>70720649
WTF is a socket and why did they open up so many in 24?
>criminal is hacking shit AND killing/kidnapping people
>cyber team always gets to him before homicide/missing persons
I guess in the CSI world, all the competent investigators left for Vegas, Miami, and NY.
>>70725139
fuck me jesus it's so bad
>>70725298
original was worse
>need to track ip address of someone on second life
>que chase scene
>>70725298
Is that the one where they reveal that a camwhore was actually a computer program by spamming ? on her until she decompiled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
This one has some gold in it
>>70725699
>John you must stop going to this IRC it's for hackers I saw it on TV go do your homework
>Shut up or i'll decode your backdoor
>>70724737
Eh. SQL injection kinda works that way.
>>70724737
LMAO
>>70725139
>virus on skeleton kills their cpu fans and ignites the place
So has bones had a necromancer yet?
>>70724737
>analog code injection
>>70718685
you're probably not american. When I came to the US and noticed that they say "gooey" I was shocked as well. How can that be the "right" way to say it. I always pronounced it "gee you eye"
>>70720599
lmao no
>It's gone. He wrote a
self destruct virus into the code,
so it would only play until we try
to copy it. Then it erased itself.
Gone...
Any guesses?
