ETERNAL THREADLY REMINDER
https://youtu.be/hjvBiJa12sg
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
srsly tho, how would it work without a developement like this?
I think it couldn't
>ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND screaming, raping, pillaging horsefucker barbarians
>EIGHT THOUSANDS uncocked, affection-lacking, blindly serving slave warriors
>TWO THOUSAND blood-lusting, unmerciful, horny whore warriors
>THREE fire-fucking-breathing flying monsters
>ONE wretched cunt
I fail to see how this happy fellowship could do well in conquering Westeros and the Iron Thronebeloved by the common populace and lords alike
Azor Jon
>>70717624
thespambotthat was promised
>>70717608
>shilling your shitty video
pathetic
not even over 2k views
reminder that advertising is against the rules
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
Game of Thrones sucks dey purposely try to act like god don't exist to seem edgy
Frogfu!
Quentyn is alive and this has been a popular theory for years before Preston merely adopted it.
;_;
>>70717624
traituhs bastid
Possible Spoilers for 6x08 “No One”
It will start in Bravoos, Arya will be badly hurt and she’s going to the place in which she has been staying the last few days, she will heal her wounds and then take her sword needle.
Then, we’ll see Riverrun, Brienne and Podrick arrive at the Lannister’s camp, Brienne asks Podrick what this could be as he answers “Surely nothing good, my Lady”. After this, Brienne will meet with Jaime who will ask her if she found Arya and Sansa, Briene answers that she found Arya, that she was with the hound but she escaped. Also, Brienne will mention that she had to rescue Sansa from Ramsay and that she left her with her brother Jon and they are planning to take back Winterfell and that’s the reason why she is there, because Sansa sent her to ask for the Blackfish help. Then, Brienne asks Jaime what is he doing there, and he answers that king Tommen sent him to negotiate with the Blackfish so he can abandon the “Frey’s castle”. In addition, Jaime asks Brienne to give a letter to the Blackfish and to convince him to march north and help his niece. To this, Brienne answers “I swore to protect Sansa in front of the old gods and the new ones, and if the Blackfish doesn’t abandon the castle my honor will make me fight against you”.
In Riverrun we will also see the encounter of Podrick and Bronn and this will be fun.
Afterwards, we will see the hound walking in the woods and he will find the brotherhood, we will see old characters “Thoros of Myr, Lem Lemoncloak and Flynn”. The hound speaks with Thoros of Myr, who recognizes him, and the hound kills all of them.
Preston
You're addressing yourself to Stannis Baratheon, First of His name, rightful king of Westeros, king of the Andals and the first men, protector of the realm, Lord of Dragonstone, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands and Storm's End
>>70717678
this desu
>>70717708
Now Mereen, here the red woman Kinyara will be talking with the citizens and then Tyrion, who is thankful of her for helping Dany . Then, Varys will be speaking with Tyrion and they will hear a noise, produced by Dany’s dragons that can’t stand captivity anymore. Also, the sons of the harpy will attack the city, Tyrion orders grey worm to defend the city, but the immaculate are being defeated by number, when everything seems to be lost, Dany appears with the Dothraki and Drogon, and kill all the sons of the harpy.
In kings landing Lancel arrives and see Cersei, the mountain and Qyburn, she asks him what is he doing there as he replies that the high sparrow sent him to speak with his grace, Cersei replies “not you or your dirty friends will speak with my son”. Lancel tells Cersei that if she doesn’t move there will be violence, and Cersei will answer that she chooses violence. Lancel and the faith militant are ready to attack, but they are defeated and Lancel dies.
We will also see Jon, Sansa, Davos and Tormund going to Winterfell. But before leaving, Sir Davos finds the place in which Shireen was burned alive.
In Riverrun, Brienne arrives at the castle and speaks with the Blackfish, she tells him that Jaime sent a letter asking him to surrender and also, that she found Sansa and that she’s marching to Winterfell with his brother to fight against the Boltons, for this reason, Sansa sent her to ask for his help. To this, the Blackfish answers that he would love to help Sansa, but he cannot leave his castle, not with the Frey and Lannister out there.
Meanwhile, Jaime speaks with Edmure Tully and Edmure says to him “you don’t know my uncle, he would never leave the castle”, to this Jaime replies “I love Cersei and if I have to kill every Tully to come back to her I will”. Then Jaime marches to the castle and the battle begins, they will kill all the Tullys, but this is not shown. Brienne and Podrick will be able to escape.
>>70717697
Literally no one is saying otherwise
>>70717708
>a few days
fake and gay, try harder
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70717608
BASED EDITON
>>70717695
repulsive
>>70717740
Lastly, we will be back to the city of Braavos. Arya will fight against a homeless child (the waif?) and she will start a persecution. They fight and Arya kills her. Arya is badly wounded (again) and she finds Jaqen, who looks at her and tell her “now you have become no one”
>>70717708
>It will start in Bravoos, Arya will be badly hurt and she’s going to the place in which she has been staying the last few days, she will heal her wounds and then take her sword needle.
>get your belly sliced open, several stabs including twisting the knife in stomach/gut
>healed after two days
>>70717708
>>70717740
>>70717768
I don't think so buddy boy
>>70717764
cute
reminder: /got/ stole the normies meme from the normies
>>70717708
if you really believe these are possible spoilers then USE THE FUCKING SPOILER TAGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT THATS WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR
what you are doing is a bannable offence by all laws of westeros
HELLO LADS!
HOW ARE WE TODAY?
>>70717708
>>70717740
>>70717768
First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the Seven Kingdoms.
>>70717759
>Mfw
>>70717608
whats Hounds new armor going to look like? where is he gonna get it?
>>70717816
>caring about spoilers
>continuing to use /got/
Not very bright are you faggot
>>70717816
"Normies" originated in r9k you literal piece of human filth.
>>70717792
CUTE
>>70717608
Do you love watching the show together with the lovely actors and actresses of Holywood, /got/?
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739680348959834112
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739679506273861632
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739672458911977476
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739664536001753088
>what's a parlay
>>70717792
Stuffed bra?
lmao
>Death holds no sweetness in this house. We are not warriors, nor soldiers, nor swaggering bravos puffed up with pride. We do not kill to serve some lord, to fatten our purses, to stroke our vanity. We never give the gift to please ourselves. Nor do we choose the ones we kill. We are but servants of the God of Many Faces.
>we do not kill to fatten our purses
Wait, then why do they kill/charge money and valuable things? Could any book readers clarify? (quote by the Kindly Man to Arya, I found it on the wiki)
Why does Daenerys call Jorah "Jorah the Andal" is he's northern? This kind of shit confuses me.
>>70717858
Best romance.
>>70717768
>not "now you have truely become the game of thrones"
newfag here, at what point does the show diverge from the books?
>>70717792
step 1. acquire a rope
step 2. google how to tie a noose
step 3. tie noose
step 4. sling rope over steel beam
step 5. stand on chair
step 6. stick head in noose
step 7. tighten noose
step 8. rock chair side to side and see what happens
>"I like the older man"
What did she mean by this?
>>70717859
He's got some fucking bantz
>>70717882
Season 1, Episode 1, Act 1.
>>70717870
Because the dothraki call him that when she first meets him. I think it's pretty kawaii tbqhwyf
>>70717885
you're no fun
>>70717868
The price life. Only life can pay for death.
It is known
>>70717868
>Wait, then why do they kill/charge money and valuable things?
how much it costs is based on what you have. its a sacrifice or an offering more than a direct fee.
cute
>>70717889
Daddy issues
She watches rape porn too
>>70717688
Post the whole thing at least.
>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.
>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.
>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.
>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”
>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
>>70717865
>all this nig speak
>cantankerous
>>70717870
All Westerosi are called Andals in Essos the same way all Europeans were called Franks in the Crusades.
>>70717882
Season 1 is almost step for step with book 1, but after that it deviates more and more.
>>70717870
Mormonts are Andals. They are literally the token black of the north
>>70717889
she wants to get boned by iain glen
>>70717859
>>70717893
Amazing shit
>>70717931
Who is Benny?
>>70717870
The Dothraki called him that because they didn't know the difference. I don't think she calls him that in the books and I believe it's an oversight in the show. The same people brought us pic related, storyboard for the WW origins scene.
PETYR YOU SAID I COULD HAVE AN ARMY PETYR I WANT MY ARMY NOW GOSH JON DOESN'T EVEN ARMY PETYYYYYYYYYYR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0BF6mq1_gY
Guys, I just found this video. I knew Dany was going to be the antagonist, but I didn't realize she was so dark. I'M SCARED ANONS.
>>70717929
I don't get it though, her dad was there to supervise the rapey scenes with Ramsey. Her dad clearly gives her enough attention
>>70717917
and you are a pathetic looser
nobody likes you or wants you here
get some new material, youre act is about as fresh as foghat concert
>>70717925
gorgeous
>>70717870
The word "Andal" always reminds me of a centipede for some reason. Maybe my brain is broken.
>>70717953
>Mormonts are Andals.
No.
>>70717975
>the Andle
>>70717859
>she's hot
Talissa as Lady Stoneheart?
>>70717988
Did he supervise it with his phone camera too?
>>70717978
>she's wearing the evil gloves
this is how you know
>>70718001
It reminds me of how much of a hack GRRM is.
>Angles invaded Britain and take everything but the north
>Andals invaded Westeros and take everything but the north
>tfw you'll never live in ancient Valyria
>>70717999
not a footfag so dont get me wrong but that is a fantastic photo
>>70717996
not looser than ur mum :DDDDDD
Why is the hound so fucking absolutely based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDjq-i0jFDw
>>70717978Dear Lord Baelish,
The Fire Rises in the snows near Winterfell. You get to bring friends and crash your big guys into the Bolton flank, with no survivors. Make it extremely painful; we expect few of us in the wreckage after.
It doesn't matter who you bring, all that matters is our battle plan. Do this, and I will see you show a lot more loyalty than a hired sellsword.
For you, Sansa Stark
>>70718042
they conquered iron islands too?
>>70717868
They charge based on their religious hijinks. They can charge someone who values gold a fortune, they can also charge someone who believes in family a life of their own family member.
>>70718042
kok
As usual they give Daenerys Sue like 5 epic moments and a bunch of plot gifts per season, but can't give Jon even one of those things.
She will arrive with her savages and dragons to save the day for Meereen, but Jon will be getting his ass whooped until the Vale army saves the day for Winterfell. Can't even give him one triumph.
And they will have Jon pussy out of killing Ramsay only to have Sansa feed him to the hounds because she's such a stronk womyn this season. This is some grade A clusterfuck
>>70717996
hey!
i like him!
>>70717920
>>70717922
Ah, okay, thanks.
>>70718042
They are literally Vandals
>>70718069
Yes. The Iron Islanders are a mix of First Men and Andal.
>>70718043
>living at the mercy of a handful of Dragonlords
yeah nah
>>70718060
frogshitposter confirmed for being 12 years old
>>70717970
I dunno, not the original creator.
>>70718043
If the Targs are any indication, it was ruled by power-mad nutcases obsessed with dragons. Valyria got what it deserved.
>>70718065
Because he's one of the few people on the show who can act and his character isn't bland as fuck.
>>70717979
>When my dragons are grown, we will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who wronged me. We will lay ways to armies and burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first.
Someone stop her
>>70718051
i am not either, and that is one fantastic photo.
>>70717885
haha epic XD
How far is Essos from Westeros when compared to real world distance? Like a Pacific ocean sized body of water between them?
>>70718042
>Andals
>Angles
>Vandals
>Avars
Doesn't seem like a sign of a hack, just someone interested in history.
>>70718042
>Andals
>Vandals
D A B I D
A
B
I
D
>>70718101
reddit is that way ------->
there you can downvote posts you don't like, you should try it
>>70717935
>top secret
>gag orders
>basically confirming LSH with every tweet he makes
Ian Mcshane spoiled the Hound's return in an interview, I don't think they give a shit about secrecy
>>70718043
>they had social media
>they had clickbait
>probably had SJWs crying about feminine penises and protesting against slavery in the mines
Thank the gods I never lived in old Valyria
>>70717885
Why do you hate beauty my friend?
>>70717868
They started with giving death as an end to the suffering. They see death as a gift. Why they are assassins these days I don't know, but IIRC the price they charge deprnds on how much you can give.
>>70718043
>>70718142
200-ish miles at the nearest points.
>>70718142
You shouldnt think about the distances too much, the fat man fucked up the scale of the world completely
I wish we never saw inside of Dany's head. The fact we can see her thoughts makes her seem a lot worse than she is. She should have been given the Stannis treatment.
>>70717931
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
This /got/ meXD
>>70718112
Weren't the Targs basically peasant nobodies back in Valyria? Would explain their passion for incest desu
>I am no maester to quote history at you, Your Grace. Swords have been my life, not books. But every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness. Your father was not the first. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.
When did you realize that the coin fell on its wrong side for Dany
>>70718071
The "rules" of Faceless Men feel a bit copout-y in the books but I like them. And they're far better than the clusterfuck of inconsistencies in the show.
>>70718197
You're supposed to be worried about her becoming a crazy Targ, though. If we didn't see inside her head, all her actions would seem more crazy than they are.
>>70718142
Just don't even think about geography in westeros. GRRM has no concept of scale for anything, his numbers are all fucked and make no sense. He's gone on record saying the Vale has 40k knights which probably means 100k people in total, that is a ludicrous amount for a medievil society.
He basically isn't a geographer and this is why estimates are rarely given in the books, it just messes with your mind if you think about it too much.
>>70718121
>implying arrows/ballista bolt/artilery/scorpio sting/*magic* doesn't exist and would be used by countless ambitios dragonslayers to great effect
Just fuck their eyes up, even Rhoyniggers managed to kill dragons with ease.
Fuck Dany after no draguns
>>70718217
When she watched her brother die
>>70717688
>>70717931
Pretty pretty pretty prettygood
>>70718217
every bookfag realized she was a monster in asos
>>70718212
>Weren't the Targs basically peasant nobodies back in Valyria?
No, only 40 houses had dragons and they were one of them. They weren't the most powerful of the dragonlords, but they were far above the small houses who didn't have dragons.
>>70717624
Acre Kon
>>70718212
IIrc they were dragonlords, but the lowest of the bunch. They came with their vassals, the Celtigar and the Velaryons
>>70718249
>Am I eating enough garlic
Pretty much a constant concern
>>70718217
When you realize Viserys was actually the sane one, predicting a civil war that would have been ideal for an invasion
Insted the savages had to cross the continent cuz muh culture and everything went to shit
>>70717695
You just KNOW
I wonder what sort of man post-Reek Theon is.
>>70718324
>man
>>70717706
show's fucked up for sure.
I'll slay the fatty myself it this happens in the books aswell
P U P P Y F U
U
P
P
Y
F
U
>>70718316
the ONLY thing Viserys did wrong was being impatient
>>70718249
>the latin grammys
>Jeyne Poole: hot or not
>Eastwatch and Shadow Tower at the bottom
I'm sad he's somewhat lost his edge after meeting gurm
>>70717893
>>70717859
>mfw he's just teasing fans and there's actually nothing happening
>>70718347
>you will never rape Arya;_;
>>70718363
You don't think threatening to kill the Khaleesi in front of Drogo was wrong? What about emotionally abusing Dany all her life?
>>70718371
Last ep watch was nice though.
>Sandra Stark
>>70717608
You fucks must be actual redditors. Holy shit, I thought it was just a meme that reddit comes for /got/ fuck off
>>70718253
The strongest Dragon House before the fall was House Maleron. The Thrones endgame will be The Night King vs. Sardaerys Maleron, who has become fire made flesh be using blood magic to merge with his ancient dragon Onyxzhara the Burning Eclipse. He has been sleeping under the Doom for centuries, and the White Walkers awoke to fight him and save the planet.
Screencap this post.
>>70718249
>tfw Eastwatch and Shadow Tower are gonna get totally ruined in the books and no one will give a shit
poor guys
>>70718249
>Eastwatch
>>70718043
>>70717996
> implying there is only one frogfu poster
> implying frogfu isn't the best girl
WewLad.
>>70718388
She frankly has it coming.
>>70718445
How do you know what redditors are like unless you've been to reddit?
Fuck off, reddit
>>70718347
>having your genitals cuts off means you're not a man any more
Tranny enablers fuck off
>>70718358
Ia this another broken Tumblr bitch who can't fuck, who has about another 1 or 2 years of "looking cute" left before she gets haggard or goes full-SJW?
>>70718468
cute
You're Euron. You are leading your newly-built fleet of 1000 ships, each filled with the finest fighters the Iron Islands have to offer. You are all set to reave Oldtown, but as you approach the shore you see pic related.
What do you do?
>>70718496
but you're not a man, or a woman, you're a eunuch.
>>70718500
That's...very descriptive.
>>70717608
All I want is more Bran.
Everyone else was ruined.
>>70718512
cute
HAIL THE KING AAAND THE QUEEN!
>>70718509
The Cutest.
>>70718512
Make them pay the iron price
>>70718512
Take them abroad obviously
>>70718512
>Let's go murder them
>>70718179
Well damn. A dragonlord this handsome is well worth obeying.
>>70718532
perfect
>>70718539
No contest
>>70718154
the helium tank store is that way ----->
So, I just read some old GRRM interviews and I'm 95% convinced that at least in the book,Jon and Danyend up ruling. It seems to be heading that way in the show too, with everything else just being filler. Not sure why, but something just died inside me. Suddenly shitposting doesn't seem as fun.
>>70717879
This
>>70718539
Looks like a 14 yo boy
>>70718468
yeah, we know theres 2 of you and you fap to each others shitty pictures. congratulations
>>70718591
No way does that happen.
>>70718605
It's okay to be homosexual you can admit
>>70718591
you understand that now?
kek
>>70718591
that is satisfying ending. they don't need to love each other or even get along, its unlikely they even will. but its the best for peace and all.
>>70718077
This pisses me off, along with the fact that Jon did nit change one bit after dying.
>>70718512
give them as a prize to the sailor who distinguishes himself in the upcoming battle
>>70718529
Same. Let Night's King kill him and raise him (figuratively speaking) as part of his army.
>>70718625
no homo but
would
>>70718591
Everyone is going to die, in the books atleast.
>>70718619
There are dozens of us
>>70718589
wow rude
>>70718625
I usually find Ellie okay but she LITERALLY
LITERALLY
looks like a teenage boy here
>>70718663
well that pic just doesn't help her cause
>>70718675
I actually have to admit i literally had this phase as a teenager
>>70718643
>implying Jon hasn't become a pussywhipped shell of his former self letting his sister speak for him
>>70717842
CCAN FROGPOSTERS JUST FUCK OF F MAN LITERALLY TWAHT THTE FUCKK
Reminder of the quality of D&D's writing friends who give them advice on the show.
>>70718591
Aegon and Dany will rule. Jon will be The Last Hero and travel to the Land Beyond Winter, where subzero temperatures are always active. He will only be able to traverse this cold because he's dead and reanimated by the Lord of Light's dying flame. He will breed with Night's Queen, only able to do so without perishing because What is Dead May Never Die.
At least, that's my headcanon.
>>70718591
If Varys doesn't die soon, Dany will never take the throne.
>>70718605
If you want to be pleb, you should probably go back to r/asoiaf. The /got/ is only for true patricians.
>>70718700
jon does not have the name to speak up. just wait when he is called targaryen. heads will roll.
>>70718702
Why IN THE FUCK does The Hounds armour have a boar on it?!
>>70718663
Thousands.
>>70718720
No because she will continue to fuck around in the third world for no apparent reason.
>>70718663
posting from youre mobile device doesnt count as 2 people
you literally bring nothing to the discussion or contribution of this site
you do the same tired schtick everyday, all day. your parents must be proud
>>70718500
leave her alone senpai
>>70718702
i hope thats not his design. i was expecting something a little bit more religious.
>>70718668
>No Hodor not in THERE!
>>70718761
Oh Stannis
Such a useless character.
He was the real shaggydog story
>>70718712
>TWAHT THTE FUCKK
>>70718756
House Crakehall
Get hype
>spooky
>>70718764
I mean in the books.
Aegon is doing what Dany should be doing, while Dany fucks around in Mereen.
I guess in the TV show Varys is set up the invasion for Dany already or something.
>>70718791
showfags fuck off
his story will clearly not end as uselessly in the books
>>70718800
Fairly rude
>>70718637
All this time wasted. That's what I understand.
>>70718640
It would have been, if they got to it after season 3. Seriously, we're at season 6 and it's all just filler.
>>70718719
You're doing what's fun to do and reading into it too much. This is nothing more than a simple story with so much filler that it seems like a world of possibilities.
>>70718720
Yes she will. So will Jon.
Could anybody be so kind and in some way inform the me if there is any sexual scenes in tomorrow's episode? I know of course that the episode hasn't aired yet but some of you may know that the muslim holy month Ramadan has come and I can' t watch any sexual contet while fasting.
>>70718754
>It turns out that all the dragons were actually meant for jon snow
>Jon snow leads an army of dragons into kings landing
>>70718808
well that's random
>>70718817
--> /lit/
>>70718779
>that image
woah
>>70718834
This is the weirdest bait I've ever seen
>>70718834
Kinvara pegs Varys, screenshot this
>>70718773
>/got/
>discussion
wew lad
and there's at least 3 of us ITT
>>70718834
fuck off mudslime
>>70718761
>Sire, how do make this battle scene seem larger in scale than the few dozen extras we have?
>Easy, you say hundreds will die in the battle and I'll counter with thousands; saving tons of money for our Jewish overlords.
>>70718817
>implying
He's gonna die even worse in the books. Just freeze in the snow before reaching winterfell. Face it, he was utterly shit and useless
>>70718834
yeah, loads of sex scenes. sorry ahkmed.
What happened to Stannis' ships in the show?
>>70718813
tyrion basicly baited aegon to attack. dany will come and destroy him, become hero in thhe eyes of the small folk.
>>70718773
Not that guy and I don't have any pictures of Meera or anything, but I agree sometimes she looks boyish, but she's cute in an understated way.
>>70718883
The fire rises
>>70718874
>before reaching winterfell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEad the books lol
>>70718863
We are legion
>>70718826
Jon is dead in the books, and GRRM already abandoned him.
Lady Catlyn coming back in the next episode as Lady Stoneheart confirmed?
>>70717608
I was donating plasma on Wednesday and I saw some guy come in with a copy of A Dance of Dragons and I shook my head in pity.
>>70718841
i came
>>70718512
DOGS
>>70718834
>ywn have a threesome with dabid&dabid on that same couch all over the money, wolf of wall street-style
why even live?
>>70718834
This reads like a great reason to convert to something else.
>>70718885
Except Aegon has been raised to be the perfect king since birth. Smallfolk will love him and despise Dany for burning him alive to see if he is a "true" Targaryen.
>>70717708
If this is true, then that gives me hope for showJaime
Even if the actual vow from the books wasn't included, good to see that Jaime doesn't actually want to storm Riverrun
good shit D&D
>>70718931
how is tv guide still a thing
>>70718885
The omen Dany received said that Tyrion (the lion) would betray her.
>>70718591
No shit.
>Beautiful blue rose growing out of a wall of ice, filling the air with sweetness
They're getting hitched. Hopefully Mirri's prophecy is true.
>"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east"
Quent
>"When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves."
Dothraki sea growing dry because of winter, Mountain who killed Dany's family gets BTFO'd
>"When my womb quickens again, and I bear a living child."
She gives birth to Jon's kid.
>Then you will return, my sun-and-stars, and not before.
She dies from complications, "joining" Drogo.
>>70718779
>not liking the food descriptions
>look for qt emilia pics
>see this
wew lads
>>70718945
And they took Storm's fooking End already
>>70718961
pleb magazines and newspapers won't go the way of the rest of the print media for a long time because they're bought by people who either read them at blue collar jobs or are too old/poor to get into the internet.
>>70718945
>raised to be the perfect king since birth
it is not enough to be a king
>Smallfolk will love him
he is burning stormlands already.
>>70718961
TV guide was literally proto /tv/
>When you accidentally whack yourself in the left testicle by snapping the waistband of your boxers on it
ASOIAF chapters/GoT scenes for this feel?
>>70718813
>>70718885
>yfw you realized that the reason why Grrm keeps repeating about the dance of dragons is that there will be a second one when Dany and Aegon fight
>>70718962
could be red herring.
>>70718863
you went from dozens to 3 in 1 post
like i said, replying to yourself from a mobile device as to appear like a unique ip doesnt count
>>70718903
it isnt anything against meera or the actress, these guys posting the same shitty pictures every thread are just pathetic and they deserve to be ostracized by the community
>>70718857
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>>70719015
Any Stannis scene
The only ones attracted to Ellie are fat neckbeard virgins. They know that the Chad's won't even look in her direction because she's ugly af, so they think they may have a chance.
>>70719082
>>70717885
You didn't tell him to tie the other end of the rope to something, you fuck-up.
>>70719092
Chads
Are you a vegetarian?
>>70718954
>I love Cersei and if I have to kill every Tully to come back to her I will”. Then Jaime marches to the castle and the battle begins, they will kill all the Tullys, but this is not shown
>>70719134
I'm not a renlyfag
Did Olly die a virgin, or was he riding Thorne's dick all night?
>>70719035
It also said to beware the Griffin (Connington) and the Mummer's Dragon (Aegon) so I doubt it.
>>70719145
TFW writing is so bad you are actually scared this might happen
>>70719092
do you not understand the concept of sex appeal?
there are plenty of women who aren't conventionally good looking but they just have that something that makes you want to fuck the shit out of them. Madonna and Flo from the progressive commercials are two salient examples.
>>70719066
>every thread
lurk more
And you're the one getting mad on the internet like a champ. Why do you keep replying?
>>70718970
jesus those arms
it's like they suck the life out of her tits
>>70719157
well, griff and aegon are together, they would be against dany. that's normal.
but i can't find a reason for tyrion.
