>go to movie theater alone to watch new warcraft movie (my guildmates live across the country)
>couple sits in front of me as if taunting me and starts audibly flirting about having sex later tonight
what the fuck why does nobody have any movie theatre etiquette?
>bitch about social etiquette
>takes photos of strangers to post on the internet
>>70713287
Atleast she follows the no open shoe policy
Why is that guy on the front literally darker than black?
i'm not going to say it
but someone will, soon
>couple sits in front of me as if taunting me
u wot
>>70713659
interracial couple?
>>70713287
>2016
>still getting bothered by what other people are talking about.
Mind your own business you autistic trash. Put on earplugs and stop peeping, pervert.
American cinemas are honestly fucking disgusting, what are you, animals that can't go 2hours without a 1,5L coke and 500g of pop corn?
Like for real it's disturbing. Reminds me of the scene of fat people floating around in Wall-E. That's your future
>>70713693
Disgusting.
>>70713287
They look like they play Horde.
why's that redhead talking to the empty seat next to her?
>tfw go to the local cinema
>get fingered in the showers
>tfw forgot to not go on Faggot Tuesdays
>>70713287
>small as shit
>popcorm in paper bags
>water
>water with fucking popcorn
Fucking americans
Wheres that theater?
That leg space and those chairs look comfy as fuck.
Is this normal theatre in burgerland?
>>70713287
Is that cinema patrol?
>>70713287
COAL BURNER
OAL BURNER
AL BURNER
L BURNER
BURNER
URNER
RNER
NER
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>>70713882
Say what, bitch?
>>70713894
Its in Toronto
>>70713287
>Americans actually eat giant bags of popcorn during films
I know it's hard for your people to learn and read with all the fat covering your eyes, but do you not realise that it would take you over 2 hours of hard cardio to burn that shit off?
Jesus Christ. In Australia people just bring in a 200 calorie choc top icecream.
>>70713951
That'a a waiter you ignorant fuck.
why are the lights on
>>70713959
That's a different cinema tho, it looks pretty decent
>>70713992
the movie hasnt started and wont be for another 30 minutes, genius.
>>70713959
Jesus Christ that looks uncomfortable.
>>70713693
DIDNT EVEN SEE THE NIGGA UNTIL U SAID IT
mother fucker blended in with the fucking seat
>>70713992
so people can easily find their seats before it starts.
>>70713287
>mad he wont be having sex later that night
>takes picture of happy couple
>bitch about it on 4chan
>>70713959
post moar big d
>>70713959
why do they still put seats that close to the screen?
>>70713287
>>couple sits in front of me as if taunting me and starts audibly flirting about having sex later tonight
How can anyone be this deeply insecure and self-centered?
>>70713894
>Is this normal theatre in burgerland?
fat people need fat seats
>>70714072
>>70713959
>not an imax screen
having to watch movies on smaller screens suck ass
>>70714073
That's a few hundred dollars worth of tickets why wouldn't they
>>70714062
>>70714088
>>>/reddit/
>>70714072
Those Carmike Big Ds rule. Esp. since they put in those Coke Freestyle stations so you don't have to wait in line for refills.
>>70713652
his mass is so compacted and high that light is literally bending around him
>it's an "op copy pastes a thread opening he saw last night and saved on notepad so he could post later for a new audience at /tv/ and pretend he created it" thread
>>70713882
>complaining about water
This is how I know you're either a fat brit or fat australain (basically same thing)
>>70714139
Ah, the classic /reddit/ card.
>>70714163
>KEK OF KEKTHULHU
>>70714210
AHAHAHAHA +1 UPVOAT xD so quirky aha
why are the lights on. ive never been to a theater with the lights on.
>>70714201
Australians are Brits. The definition of a Brit is someone who sucks the queen's dick. If they weren't Brits they wouldn't have the Queen on their money.
>>70714127
Big D is bigger than Imax. And most of the imax screens aren't actually imax, they just rent the name, as Imax has a different aspect ratio.
Learn to cinema, pleb.
>>70714270
Are you literally retarded?
do americans actually watch movies in theatres with the lights on?
fucking yanks
>>70714201
I don't order anything when i go to the cinema, maybe just a slushee
What pisses me off its that people pay overpriced cinema rates for a bottle of water and that popcorn taste like shit when drinking water
>>70714299
How else am I gonna see what I'm eating and where my drink is?
>>70714270
>>70714299
trolls or yuropoors who've never been to a theatre?
>>70714327
the water tastes bad meme needs to end
>>70714359
>americans literally defending watching kino with lights on
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH WHIMSY TALES OF WILLY NILLY
>>70714372
Water tastes like nothing, its supposed to taste like nothing, and its fine.
What im talking about its that water and popcorn don't go along
Virgin OP losing his shit :DDD Fucking loser
>>70714273
>Big D is bigger than Imax
citation needed
>>70713652
That is what actual Africans look like. Not your "African" Americans.
>>70714463
>Water tastes like nothing
It has a taste, but you probably burned your papillae with whatever chemical shit you drink.
>>70714139
>>70714258
>>70714463
Water goes along with literally everything.
>>70714601
>TRIGGERED
>>70713951
Penis Inspector.
>>70713287
Wait, wait, wait
So not only do americans watch movies with the lights on, but your cinemas also have food menus and waiters and little trays to put the food on?
Am I interpreting OP's pic incorrectly, cos if not, then what the hell?
>>70714590
I bet you drink fiji or something equally stupid
>Go to movie theater alone to see Zootopia
>Sit in back because of shame
>black guy and white girl about 15 sit next to me
>They start making out before the movie is half over
>white girl lifts up her skirt and sits on the guys lap
>They start fucking right there
what the fuck why does nobody have any movie theatre etiquette?
>>70714463
>the fatty desperately seeks justification in his poor life decision to avoid water at all costs
>he may unknowingly be rabid
>>70714710
You should record it and post on 4chan
>>70713739
>Using the metric system.
Nigger, put that shit in American.
>>70714740
>implications
Im drinking water right now fampai
>>70714590
>chemical
>>70713287
The couple behind us was meming the entire fucking movie.
I get it, you're watching a movie that you've been waiting for like 10 years for, but fuck... keep the volume of your bullshit to under 110 fucking %. You're not funny, and you really don't actually know jack shit about what you're talking about.I know just enough to know you don't know shit.
>>70713951
that's the designated shooter
>>70714786
>chemical
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_substance
There you go senpai
>>70713693
Anytime I see an interracial couple I feel two things:
One - I'm happy that two people found each other and are in love.
Second - How fucking disgusting it is and hope they both die in a fire.
>>70714831
yeah water is a chemical too, so your adjective was completely meaningless and demonstrates that you're probably the likes of an anti-vaccer too
>>70713287
>not just tucking your hardon under your waistband and enjoying the show
Geez, talk about etiquette. I bet you didn't even wait for the trailers to be over before hitting the buffet.
>>70714463
what the fuck is this
water doesn't go with anything and it doesn't clash with anything. It's fucking water. Try some you fat sack of shit
Forgive me father for I have been triggered
>>70714710
How big was his cock? Did you catch a glance?
>>70713287
Why is there so much open space between the rows?
>>70713287
>Go to movies with this QT22/7
>She wants popcorn.
>If I don't get this cunt popcorn, I'll get a shitty boring half-ass hour long blowjob.
>Fine.
>"Get the biggest one."
>18 dollars later.
>We go to the little rack of seasonings that you can sprinkle on your popcorn. Cheese, onion, etc.
>She says I need to put the perfect amount, not too much or too little, otherwise she won't eat any.
>Spend 5 minutes making this cunt happy.
>Finally make it to the theater and start watching movie.
>She eats like 5% of the total giant bag.
I've never hated women as much as I did at that moment in time.
Then another chick asked if I could cut her meat for her.
What the fuck is wrong with these selfish, lazy, retarded cunts?
>>70713936
Niggers are disgusting no matter how you try to argue against it fellow plebit user
>>70714902
You're too invested in this conversation. I just know you're a loser
>>70715057
T. /pol/
>>70715057
>Fellow plebit user
By using the word fellow here are you not also saying that you post on reddit. I'm not sure what you're getting at.
>>70714999
I didn't get to much of a look but from what I saw it was massive.
>>70713951
Hi, we'll have the extra extra large popcorn. Better make that two, actually.
Oh, and a water please, I'm watching my diet :^)
>>70715085
>conversation
just acknowledging you as a retard, but I can understand why you'd see it that way as you struggle with critical thinking
>Sitting on the side
>>70714971
Mah nigga!
I gave up getting icy cold 44oz Dr. Peppers from Circle K six months ago and lost 15 pounds.
Currently drinking water.
feelsgoodman
>>70714999
>>70715131
Thank God, I can't jerk off to porn if the guy has a smaller penis than me.
I don't know if that makes me a narcissist, gay or sympathetic.
>>70713287
>Not sitting in the middle of the row in the center of the the theater for the best possibly audio/visual experience.
>Bringing a woman who will most likely not understand the theme of the movie and want to try to lift up the middle divider and try and cuddle you, distracting you from trying the enjoy the movie.
Wasted money.
>>70714971
>water doesn't go with anything and it doesn't clash with anything.
To be fair, there are things where it's clearly the inferior drink. If you're eating something spicy, or a meal with several different flavours you want something that resets the taste in your mouth. Water doesn't do that as well. Same as how you don't want to drink a sugary drink if you're eating something that's got a subtle taste to it, or if you're eating something that's already really sweet.
I don't drink cola except at the cinema, because the salt/sweet combo works better than salt/neutral. This of course depends on if you put anything else on your popcorn that might make it sweeter.
>mfw people go in with cheap sugary candy AND a sugary drink
>>70714163
my sides
>>70715331
Nigger did you get a degree in food science?
I understand, if you start out with something stronger then it'll overpower the taste of something not as strong.
Gotcha.
>>70713739
God forbid someone wants to enjoy a tasty snack during a film. They're so fucking over priced though so I never buy food from the theater
>>70715049
>>"Get the biggest one."
>>18 dollars later.
Haha, what? How much of popcorn is that?
>>70715531
Like 12 dollars and a 6 for a drink.
>>70713287
That's one of those full service-might-as-well-be-at-a-restaraunt ones? where they charge up the ass?
I've never actually paid for those, but any time I've been taken to places like that I'm surrounded by douchebags. It's cool that I can hit a button and they bring me a new beer and all, but otherwise I really don't get the appeal.
>>70715668
Poorfag detected.
>>70714841
edgy m8
>>70715922
My ex-grillfriend told me that one time as we were walking and saw a black guy and white chick holding hands.
But she did it deadpan, I was shocked that a woman could actually be funny.
>>70713693
cankles?
>>70713287
>huge bags of butter-drenched popcorn
>soda
>looking at menu because already hungry
Do americans seriously ever stop eating for more than 5 minutes at a time?
>>70715976
still think about her a lot huh, anon.
What i think when i see such a couple is she is just rebelling against her parents and he just wants to bang some tight white ass.
>>70716187
Sure. Gotta make time for making the semen-rations so the europoors don't starve.
>>70714026
>Have to wait 30 minutes seated until the movie starts
What the fuck
>go to cinema
>have to take mandatory shower
>no curtains on the stall
NC is MORE fag friendly because of this shitty law
>>70716260
>that feel when Britain faces a semen drought if we leave the EU
>>70715752
Fuck you faggot, I pay my own wayYes ;_;
>>70716239
What if it's a black chick and a white guy, and both are of equal fitness/attractiveness? (not the typical fatasfatassblack with a hungry skeleton white)
>>70716417
CINEMAS DON'T HAVE SHOWERS YOU STUPID COCK!
STOP THIS FUCKING PEPE GREENTEXT SHIT!
>>70716417
> >go to cinema
> >have to take mandatory shower
Is that for real?
>>70716660
it's not pepe you fucking pleb
>>70716660
>Cinemas don't have showers
Yurocuck detected
>>70713991
>That'a a waiter you ignorant fuck.
waiter in a cinema, no wonder you burgers are fat as fuck
>>70716239
Well I had a second grillfriend on the side so she threw me out of her condo and sold my Bluray collection.
I was just with her for the sweet condo and ability to not work and go to school full time.
I do miss my Bluray collection, starting over from scratch sucks; I haven't actually bought one yet.
>>70716708
Why do Yank cinemas have showers? Is it because of all the overweight normies who flock in droves to watch Quipvengers?
>>70716701
Annoying green frog used for greentext is Pepe, no matter the context.
>>70716835
fuck off, you're just showing your newfaggotry with every post
>>70716873
Oh! Says the fucking frogposter! Slither back to /r9k/!
>>70716971
>doesn't even know apu apustaja
yeah, fuck off newfag
I wonder what her feet taste like?
>>70716873
>>70716971
>>70717037
stop that fag-off immediately, you are fucking embarassing, this isn't 9gag you fucking summerfags
Calm down you fucking racists, what if they're step siblings?
>>70716260
it's all about sperm and niggers for you burgers. no wonder you like coke and peanutbutter
>>70713287
>chads go to the Warcraft movie to show off their gf to the fat nerds who are there to unironically watch it
>>70715049
That was what they call a shit test.
You failed.
But it sounds like she wasn't worth making the effort for anyway, so chin up, anon.
>>70717104
Probably like feet?
>>70716807
>buying movies
>>70716577
black chick and white guy is completely fine by me
>>70715049
>Go to movies with this QT22/7
>She wants popcorn.
>If I don't get this cunt popcorn, I'll get a shitty boring half-ass hour long blowjob.
...
>18 dollars later.
What the fuck, you just basically described the transaction you'd have with a basic whore. I though normal relationships were based on other social behaviours.
>>70714710
Nice pic! Mind if I save?
>>70715049
>Go to movies with this QT22/7
>that sleazy newfag edginess
>>70717494
Hey, didn't you post in a "to catch a predator" thread yesterday?
>>70714627
>tfw penis inspection day at the theater
>>70713977
Which one?
>>70713982
Did the allow AuS back on the board? I thought we were done with them
>paying for media
>>70713739
Oh shit, sorry anon.
>>70717912
The one by that building near that restraunt
>>70713287
>comfy seats
>large padded armrests
>tiltable seats
>table for your snacks
>your own cupholder
>enormous leg space
Where is this luxurious cinema located?
>>70713287
>Take a stalker photo of them
>>70714359
In the UK the cinemas are barely lit just enough to see where you are going.
Once he trailers start all the lights go off almost.
>>70718814
>cinemas are barely lit just enough to see where you are going.
>Once he trailers start all the lights go off almost
isn't that basicly the same.. ?
>>70714026
Waiting 30 minutes before the movie seated?
>>70718882
Compared to the OP image that's fully illuminated... UK cinemas are still dark as fuck
>>70715049
Sure Dwight.
>>70718328
>The africans are starving
I want this meme to end
>>70718997
that is a pooinloo not a nigger
>>70718997
>>70713287
where are the cuck sheds located?
>>70716417
>>go to cinema
>>have to take mandatory shower
WTF is this?
>>70717107
Sorry anon. It won't happen again.
>want to go and see Warcraft at a local Kino
>"Couples Only"
>try that other Kino a few blocks down
>few spots left for Monday
>Monday is also penis inspection day
JUST LET ME SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70719177
>penis inspection day
WTF is going on with your cinemas? Is this some foul memery!?
>>70716577
>White men with black women?
Completely fine by me.
>Black men with white women?
Always bothers me, even if i'm friends with the black guy
it's when the jews try to rub it in our faces in like 1/3 of the movies where a "black dude is way more alpha than teh weak white man and will steal your women". if this propaganda wasn't shoved in my face by them and the kuk faggot on 4chan i wouldn't have a problem with it, but now my brain is now hardwired to hate their guts.
>this meme that going to the cinema alone is sad
Making a point of having to go with someone else shows me that you will probably be talking during the movie, and that you should shut the fuck up.
>>70719177
Why would the inspection be of issue? You've got something to hide, Anon?
>>70719288
People are fucking stupid.
Like there are honestly subhumans who can't imagine being by themselves for more than a day because they get "restless" if they don't have someone to gab to.
>>70719350
It must be a horrible thing to detest your own company.
should I buy two tickets at the same time if I want to see two movies, one after the other?
>>70713977
are you fucking retarded?
where the fuck in toronto is it that nice?
queensways alright, but most are, meh-bearable at best
>>70716713
It's a "vip" theatre, there's waiters and booze, bigger seats, more leg room, 18+ only.
Europoors can only dream
>>70713287
>going to one of those new trendy shitholes with the lazyboy seats and food.
You deserved to have a shitty time.
>>70713287
>some middle aged guy and his fat stumpy wife talk about humping for 5 minutes later that night
>this triggers the insecure faggot OP
>not asking a girl out to go with you
>not having sex with her 15 minutes into the flick
I mean... what are you even doing?
>>70714273
You know there are different varieties of Imax theaters, right?
>>70715049
>Fuck up and make bad decisions of your own volition
>Blame the women involved after actively enabling their self centered behaviors
You're the worst and you don't even know it
>>70713739
>1,5L
>500g
>>70713652
>mfw he's literally BBCing a European girl
>Whiteboiis
when will they learn
>>70713287
>going to a theater
I quit going when they made their wednesday prostate check a daily thing and quit giving out suckers afterwards to save money.
>>70719813
>1.5L
~0,4 gallons
>500g
~1,1 pounds
>preoder my Warcraft ticket and Xtra Large popcorn and butter
>they forgot my popcorn preoder
>I'm mad as fuck and I leave
>they don't even try to stop me
I'll just watch the bluray rip
>>70713287
>guildmates
Fucking nerd virgin. Where is the board for normies? I'm clearly in the wrong place.
>>70720032
its at reddit
>>70719556
I have a dream that one day Ameriburgers will clap at the amount of calories I consume and not on the color of my skin.
Who here only eats their snack during commercial breaks?
Don't want to loose focus on anything happening nor do I want to disturb anyone with my snack eating.
>>70720129
Pussy ass nigga
Pretty sure that's Hannibal Burress
>>70720153
There was no intelligence behind this post.
>go to a new IMAX near my place
>it's a multi-race multi-culture cinema
>people of any race or gender can buy popcorn and get it
what the fuck is this? when did this become a thing??
>2016
>still going to the movie theater
jesus christ, go to the kinorama or AT LEAST the cinemadome. both have less plebs like in OP's pic and more importantly, less autists like OP himself.
>>70718753
Toronto
>>70720284
>go to kinorama
>kinoflick ends
>mandatory 1 hour roundtable discussion of what was just watched
>plebs get brought to the basement and gassed
man i love that place
H-hey guys what's going on here?
fuck you people saying toronto
are theatres arent this plush
>>70721072
Bitch nigga thats in Toronto. Its one of those premium dbox theatres or whatever they have at cineplex
>>70713287
>my guildmates
>>70719556
>It's a "vip" theatre
so whites only?
>>70713287
The problem is you went paid to see Warcraft movie nublet
>>70721681
>paid to see Warcraft movie
>>70713287
>Red haired slut fucking some black cock after as well
Wew
>200 posts in and nobody has brought it up
What the fuck? Guess I have to do everything around here.
LOOK
AT
THE
TOP
OF
HIS
HEAD
>>70721827
What am I looking for exactly?
>>70721450
I've never been to one of the premiums son, lived here my whole life, that vip is bullshit.
>>70713287
why would you go to a movie tavern if you're going alone? just go to a regular theater where you can blend in
>>70713287
>happily ever after
>>70719556
>people actually get drunk and have full meals at the cinema
jesus america is a fucking mess
