Who will be the main villain for Phase 1 of Mel Gibson's JCU (Jesus Cinematic Universe) /tv/?
anti-christ
>>70709786
The Romans
Obviously Pontius Pilate
>>70709786
As long as they recast Jim Caviezel as Jesus, I'm hyped. Not like the guy is doing much these days anyway.
>>70709786
>>70709786
Bane
>>70709786
satan
>>70709786
God himself is the villain at first, as a young Jesus struggles with identity issues and finding his place in the world. At the end of the first movie, he comes to terms with being the son of God and realizes his purpose.
Cant wait for the shitstorm from the jews again.
>>70709899
Jim really nailed the part.
>2017
Jesus: Resurrection
>2018
St. John: The First Apostle
Judas: Origins
>2019
Jesus 2: Judgement Day
Mary: Mother of Christ
>2020
The Apostles - Apocalypse
>2021
Jesus v Zeus: Dawn of Justice
reminder that Jesus was black
>>70709786
Passion of the Christ: The jesusing
The big rock blocking the cave entrance
>>70710056
That would be the roman extras.
>>70710074
If anything he was Arab looking.
>>70709786
>>70710058
>that last one
>>70710058
And in 2024, the series will be rebooted with anthology movies:
>2024
St. Paul: The Legacy of the Apostles
>2030
St. Martin: Trouble in Gaul
>2032
St. Francis: Age of the Franciscans
Someone post the sketch of madtv, jesus and terminator.
The best sketch of madtv.
Jokes aside, I'd watch it. Narratively-speaking the last movie ended on a cliffhanger.
>>70709899
First one ruined his career. He's just managed to revive it.
>>70710222
Oh man that takes me back...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0
>>70709786
There really needs to be more AAA New Testament movies. The Exodus/Moses story has been mined to death already.
>>70709786
Would love to see some Old Testament stories, superior in every way desu.
The New Testament is a glorified reboot.
>>70710418
Book of Judges Trilogy when?
>>70710058
>Judas:Origins
medium kek
>>70709786
>Randall Wallace
>wrote Braveheart
Oh boy, guess we know how "historically accurate" it will be...
It'll have good story structure at the very least.
>2016
>Jesus is still portrayed as a male
I mean, cmon Hollywood
>>70710832
kek
The Simpsons do it again.
THE MEMES ARE REAL!!!
http://youtu.be/MkZ4Ui8izKk
>>70710418
So much this. NT is straight forward and boring. OT is crazy.
For some reason directors always think they have to add shit to OT adaptations though. Like the stories have endured thousands of years and they think they gotta spice it up, its stupid.
We need OT stories that stick close to the source material.
>>70709786
Paul of Tarsus is the only right answer.
bump for Mel
>>70709786
Prophet Mohammed and Islam.
>>70713852
Will there be a Ben Affleck cameo?
>>70709899
They need Jim back absolutely, I'm totally on board as long as it's still Jim.
>>70710133
Thought old man baby was hilarious looking
I can't wait for black jesus vs white jesus
Is anyone else as hype for Patriarch Byzantium: Great Schism as I am?
Muhammed.
>>70709786
Can someone spoil the bible to me?
I mean I know the story up to the moment he died. But what did he do after the ressurection? Went straight up to heaven, in the flesh?
>>70715402
He burst through the ceiling like a celestial ejaculate onto the bosom of God.
>>70715402
He kills voldemort in a wand duel and then they pretty much live happily ever after. He marries Ginny Weasley, works at the ministry of magic and his kids go to Hogwarts now. I think there's a sequel supposed to be coming out soon.
as an atheist, I hope this fucking fails, the world doesn't need religion or religious violence, or zealotry, or mel-anti-semtic-gibson.
Fuck this asshole, I hope he dies from cancer.
Fucking bigot.
>>70710058
>>70715571
Praying 4 u :^)
>>70715732
I don't need your prayers you fucking backwards troglodyte.
Go suck off your sky daddy.
>>70715757
Looks like your spiritual side is crippled. Even if you don't believe in God it is important to develop it.
XOXO babe
>>70715829
Spiritual side? Are you fucking high idiot?
we're made up of fucking stardust and our emotions are just chemical reactions.
I bet you voted for trump too you fucking idiot.
Guess what, there is no right, there is no wrong, but you fucking assholes feel the need to be racist idiots and buttfucking rednecks.
Fuck you. You're the reason the world is shit.
>>70715402
He returned to his training to become the strongest fighter
>>70715879
Man it's fucking summer.
>>70709899
100% if Jim C returns
>>70715879
Found the Neckbeard
>>70715879
*tip fedora*
You'll understand one day. But not yet.
>>70709899
I don't think Jim has that great of a relationship with Mel, but who knows. I hope he does return because he was fantastic in the first film.
>>70710074
You have a lot to learn young padawan.
>>70715879
What makes chemicals act the way they do if they are the highest order?
>>70715879
>Guess what, there is no right, there is no wrong,
>but you fucking assholes feel the need to be racist idiots and buttfucking rednecks. Fuck you. You're the reason the world is shit.
Pick one.
>>70709786
Kikes on suicide watch
>>70710316
>"Pontias Pilatr at 9 o'clock!
>everyone turns around
>shoots Judas.
That was hilarious
I'm an Atheist and I still didn't overly hate the Passion like everyone else.
Mel Gibson is good at film-making, wish he would get around to making that Viking movie he wanted to make though.
>>70716366
You're no atheist faggot, mel gibson is a racist, and you're a fucking anti-intellectual for even liking his films.
6 million jews died, and he makes fun of them.
Fuck, since when has /pol/ invaded my fucking board?
Get the fuck out of here you idiots, you anti-intellectual trolls.
>>70716400
ayy
someone's triggered
>>70715879
But, who spread that stardust, and who made chemicals to react?
What about Quantum Entanglement?
If you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster and is technically not possible without time travel or the part where the family tree of every living creature on Earth collides at a single point on a single day in the past, making you related to Hitler as well as every insect you've ever killed..
Or the fact where the Universe isn't just bigger than you can possibly comprehend, but according to last pics from Hubble , billions of times larger than that. Universe is big. So big, that just that fact, just its mere bigness, is enough to blow your tiny ant mind. And it just keeps getting bigger.
And if Universe in all it's eternal size grows, where the fuck does it grow to? And if Universe is not infinite, what is on other side of edge of Universe?
Also, when did time start?
>>70709786
Bullseye
>>70716467
Psuedo-intellectual navel gazing from a zombie on a stick worshiping idiot.
None of that matters moron.
Take your spiritual gibberish back to pol
>>70716582
Limited Edition Fedora here, get your limited edition!
>>70716582
Sorry, ill just pick up all the nice rocks , dad, so we can go sell them on main square for evening stoning of the infidel dogs and adulterers .
God is great!
I'm an atheist but I really like idea of seeing the great man coming back after being crucified by the Jewish cabal just for telling the truth.
What he directs doesn't matter to me.
I think the sequel will be the all time anti Jew Masterpiece of all time. It will probably be all about the Apostles and how the Jews in their evil refused and murdered God.
>>70716582
all those words
so little meaning
>>70715520
Pretty much this.
>mfw Passion/Apocalypto crossover
>another Jew movie
I hope Hellboy comes back to beat it out again.
>>70709786
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
THEY WERE WRONG
THIS EASTER
A FILM BY MEL GIBSON
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II:
ASCENT
>>70716400
I've never seen chemicals this mad
>>70716905
>mythology about a jew telling other jews they weren't being jewish enough
>anti jew
Why the hell is he anti-semitic if he makes jew movies in the original language?
>>70716839
You call yourselves atheist, enlightened people, when you use the word "JEwish cabal"
Fuck off and die cancer.
get off of my board, fuck off back to pol, and wait for death, your kind are dying, bigot goober.
>>70716366
I agree the guy clearly has talent for directing, which is made increasingly apparent in an industry full of hacks. I'll watch anything he makes.
>>70717013
>THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL
>>70713852
>>70715384
Save that for Phase 2 anons. Don't want to blow your load early.
2000 years after my death, my father will sent my brother, he will judge you for your sins.
>mfw Passion of Adolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWuji6TADXM
>>70716400
Can't tell if this is prime bait or an actual triggered kike
>>70709786
>JCU
Am I the only one who unironically thinks this could actually work?
>>70717218
Salty
>>70717455
In America? Yeah it could work.
>>70717218
maybe I am a bigot, idiot, racist, atheist or goober but the one thing I am not is a bigot.
>>70709786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuKV2Z3eYTY
>>70709786
Thank you, Based Mel.
>>70718025
Fuck off back to pol you fucking ninny idiot.
Why are here? tv is a place where we talk about media enlightening the masses, and you're hear to drag them all down.
fuck you, fuck you, and *FUUUUCCCK YOUUUUU*
>>70709786
The Vatican. I would enjoy that so much.
So who's ready for Jesus vs Peter: Civil War?
>>70717455
Only if they went a bit camp
>>70717044
Kek, underrated
>>70716467
>We can't answer these questions so it must be a higher being
are u serious senpai?
The Jews, as always.
Would be really cool if the next one was about Paul and then the finale of the tetralogy was the Book of Revelation.
>>70718499
Where the fuck did you find any trace of me being religious in that thread is beyond me?
My "religion" is kinda:"We are starting to understand enough that we could maybe realize that we don't know jack shit."
>jesus
>white
>over 5 feet tall
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk
Literally not letting you memes just be dreams the movie...
>making depictions of the prophet Isa (pbuh)
> There is no God
Yes, because this Universe was created in and of itself even though that would be applying God like powers to matter which functions by limited laws.
If God is magic, so is a Universe that is self made.
>>70719114
>science hasn't uncovered it yet
>better assume bronze age middle eastern goat farmer fables are the answer
>>70719183
>science hasn't uncovered it yet
what revelation could it uncover that would not point to a supernatural source or creation?
>>70719114
>how does lightning work
>must be thor
>>70709786
Pretty hyped about this.
Mel might focus on the stories of the apostles and their gruesome deaths
He might pull it off
>>70719183
>braise dawgins :DDD
>>70719269
lightning works according to a natural law
how could the creation of a universe that came from without bypass those laws?
you say i rely on God, but >>70719183 seems to rely on science to answer these questions.
>>70719492
Lightning works based on what we know about natural law.
There are theories about how the universe came to be, one of them is that it's a cycle due to collisions with other universes, but we'll probably never know because we're so small and insignificant.
Believe whatever comforts you, I guess.
>>70713852
Jesus vs Muhammad movie would be so awesome, even if it was a comedy. Too bad we can never have one because muslims are so easily butthurt.
there is one thing, no matter if you are Jew, Christian, satanist, scientist, neo-budhist, passive-algo-techno-virilist or anything in between, if some fucked up thing happens to you, you will yell:"JESUS CHRIST!!!..."
Check it if you dont believe me, check Curb, Star Trek, old Westerns, chinese Kung fu movies, porn, Seinfeld, check any media.
They all use Jesus Christ in some wacky or near tragic situation, no matter the race,religion or time...
Even Jesus Crist said :"Jesus Christ, why the fuck do I allow them to do this shit to me." while he pulled that cross.
Fact is, we all know Constantine legalized Christianity to ease up the rule over Plebs, but one ask himself, was there some crazy ass( around ~30 A.D. )dude who took a beating of such proportions that was remembered for 2000 years and If he stick to his teachings,all beaten to a bloody pulp, well maybe that shit sticked to people
>>70719557
>it's a cycle due to collisions with other universes
my question still stands whether or not there is one universe or a multiverse.
the idea of a supernatural creation is not a comfort in itself (to a degree); i realise it has its own set of questions.
>>70709786
I just want Mel Gibson to act and direct again.
I simply love that man as much as a dude can love another dude without faggotry - the kind of love and respect you would feel for your father.
>>70719183
>>70719695
The difference is we can see evidence of science and naturally occurring reactions in our daily lives. The only evidence for existence of god is a 2,000 year old book.
>>70719861
>The only evidence for existence of god is a 2,000 year old book.
a universe that has come from without already posits a question large enough to propose God.
do not be so dismissive to an idea which you mock to deflate the question.
>>70719831
>I might believe in an invisible man in the sky, wizards, giants, sorcery, witches, dragons and miracles, but you wear a silly hat motherfucker, so there.
>>70709786
They should just make Jesus into a Force Spirit from Star Wars who occasionally appears as random stuff to aid his followers. It would be like occasional Obi-Wan whispers in ears and stuff like that.
Of course you show the resurrection.
Then you move toward a Council of Nicea type thing and Birth of the Catholic Church, as a style of Lions for Lambs or maybe Dead Poets Society type story.
Then you blow the fuck out of Muslims by doing the first Muhammed movie and show Jesus manipulating world events so that the Arabs will believe in him.
Take the story of famous Christian scientists and show Jesus behind it.
Basically, why does Christ ever have to die? He exists and influences and gives support to everyone who supports Him. Just show Christ's power throughout the ages through different stories like Marvel does where Marvel experiments with different genre's the JCU can have action movies, dramas, romance, historical plays like Shakespeare movies with a Jesus twist could happen I am sure Jesus Christ was in Henry IV too.
JCU has a lot of potential, remember God's Not Dead... He's Surely Alive in all things.
>>70719951
What? No it doesn't. It's just another phenomenon that we don't have the ability to explain yet. If we simply sit back and say "god must have done it" we'd never have learned anything.
>>70720035
will you learn anything by mocking it? the originator of the big bang theory was mocked because he proposed the idea with God in mind?
>>70720150
When it's a lazy explanation to a complicated situation, no, you don't learn anything by mocking it, but it still deserves to be mocked.
>>70715879
Funny, I was just watching this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Qao3A4yU4
Why do you people always explode at the least sign of religious discussion?
>>70720189
again, what answer could be given which will not posit something which defies natural law itself?
>>70709786
some red head
>>70715571
Its thanks to people like you that the society its fucking shit, at least under the laws of god we dont have shit like trannies, homosexuals and fucking feminists
>>70710316
*tips fedora
>>70715402
He appeared in front of Luke as Hayden Christensen
>>70716165
SUGAR
>>70715402
>Jesus also did many other things. If they were all written down, I suppose the whole world could not contain the books that would be written. John 21:25
Jesus was crucified, resurrected, then spent 40 days on Earth before he ascended to Heaven. The bible doesn't say what happened in those 40 days except that they were epic.
>>70717007
>Jew movie
kek, doesn't Mel despise jews?
Bread and Blood
Trial Tendency
Stardust Crucifixion
>>70718279
It would be Peter vs Paul.
Apostle Simon: Civil War.
>that action scene where he fights his way through the money lenders and whips all the jews
>>70716839
>I'm an atheist
you are on 4chan man
