>go to the movie theater
>i'm sorry sir, but we're out of popcorn, can i interest you in our new snack?
I can't even comprehend what that it supposed to be. It's mostly condiments.
is it vegan?
>>70707145
ill just have a tube of butter lightly sprinkled with salt please
>>70707145
why do mexicans have a desire to make the most unhealthy and fattening snacks in the world?
>>70707145
How come the boiling pot has 2 different ingredients? First time it looks like onions or cheese. Second time it looks like melted cheddar.
>>70707372
Was that an entire thing of butter?
A box or ramen noodles and soggy nachos?
>>70707372
can you link his youtube channel
>>70707145
>>70707145
>>70707372
jesus christ that's fucking disgusting
>>70707477
Have you never tried a butter bar?
>>70707372
Is that movieblob?
>>70707372
is it gluten free?
>she keeps putting sauces
>never been to /ck/ before
>this thread convinces me
>all these webms that could out-putrid a rekt thread on /gif/
Great
>>70707145
literally gourmet level food when I was in jail right here.
the content of the back pot changes
>>70707492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>>70707372
HOLY SHIT AMERIFATS WTF
>just keeps adding and adding and adding
There are exactly zero good meals on the planet using that many ingredients.
>>70707732
It's the sauce in which the food is cooking
>go to the movie theater
>i'm sorry sir, but we're out of crab legs, can i interest you in our new snack?
>ja/ck/ thread on /tv/
>>70707777
What the fuck is it going to be
What is the end game of beans, onions, mayonnaise and white vinegar?
>>70707372
>>70707708
>>70707777
this is reminding me of those cooking vids tim heidecker made
https://youtu.be/Yjtm_Y1h2eI
>>70707145
>>70707777
>Beans
alright
>Onions
doesn't seem very tasting but I don't see what's so wro-
>Mayonnaise
>2 heaping tablespoons
closed it right there, I don't even want to know what kind of other abominations were added
>>70707880
>>70707909
>>70707777
Can we just stop for a moment and talk about why he flicked the fucking piece of pork off his knife?
It cracks me up every fucking time just like that one gif where the hotdog is pushed into the bike.
>but why is she sat down to cook?
>Oh
>>70707744
COoked patty put around a fridge cold peice of raw meat
>>70707613
that doesnt look like real cum, the guy was just trolling
>>70707145
>go to the movies
>show up single
>show up late
>trailers are long past over
>make my way down the hall
>door swings open
>*shattered dreams sound effect*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JHHovyD4M
>everybody looks back
>pucker lips, suck in air through teeth, savor the moment
>swagger down to middle row
>spin on one foot, make my way to center seating
>step on everybodies toes
>enjoy the movie that I missed the first 15 minutes of
>>70707954
>you have to eat all the eggs
>>70707966
cum expert detected
>>70707882
Likewise
https://youtu.be/Nofbn6NVQyQ
>>70708024
what the fuck is wrong with jack?
So glad I don't eat meat
>>70707372
That's fucking disgusting.
>>70708017
>>70708082
that is gold
>>70708082
that is meme
Does anyone have the videos of the guy cooking hotdogs with a lighter and washing them when with soap afterwards?
>>70708082
source>/?
>>70707145
This is true Mexican cuisine.I was actually on board with this until she started adding mayo and 4 kinds of condiments.
>that fancyness with the doritos bag
bitch you know you could have opened normally and poured them out
>>70708082
she doesn't deserve eggs after making such a big mess
>>70708068
Are you glad youre a faggot as well?
>>70708158
HaHAA
>>70707750
Thanks anon.
>>70707708
RAAAWWW
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W
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>>70708024
disgusting
>>70707839
Whats so different from cu/ck/ threads?
>my mistake sir, we found some popcorn
>that'll be $14 please>plus tip
>>70707372
What the FUCK
>>70707145
>italians will defend this spaghetti
>>70708024
juicy:)
>>70708024
>>70707708
>ahhhh red meat, quite possibly the only meal a Real Man™ like me could ever eat
>>70707411
Too much gringos visiting it.
>>70709458
>>70709458
>>70709481
patrician af
>>70707613
That guy should be really fucking worried if his ejaculate looks like that.
>>70709477
That doesn't explain why "traditional" Mexican food is also unhealthy as shit.
>>70707372
it was weird at first but then he went full retard with adding the fucking lemon jello and cool whip
![gwYs7jP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YInrHVX.jpg "gwYs7jP[1].jpg")
>they don't have munchy boxes outside the UK
lmao
>not eating decades old MRE's
https://youtu.be/YieLNwaI1uo
>>70707145
that's the most vile thing i've seen this week
>>70709682
>tfw moved country and not had vimto in 9 years
I still miss it
>>70709736
Are you 5?
Irn Bru is superior
>>70709682
I don't think anyone outside the UK wants a "munchy box."
>>70707932
he doesn't like fat anon:^)
>>70709682
We just get the shit we want in separate boxes you fucking savage. Go drink some irnbru you grease princess.
>>70709789
I do
>>70707145
Youtube link?
>>70707145
Alright i'm trying to dissect the ingredients here:
-Ramen Noodles
-Doritos Nacho Cheese
-Chili Powder
-Lemon Juice, i guess?
-Onions
-Grated Cheese
-Ranch Dressing
-Chili Sauce
-Barbecue Sauce
-Probably some kind of Chili-Mayonnaise?
-Lemon Juice again
-Some other sauce i can't identify, maybe Gravy?
Would like to try that shit
>>70709789
Britbong here, I don't want that shit either.
>>70709682
Shit like this makes me wonder why we bully Americans for being fat when the UK.
>>70710037
>>70707145
Ah mexican food, the best cuisine of north america.
>American """"""'food""""'"'
>>70707145
This is why god abandoned us
>>70710037
>>70707145
Just when you think they will stop, they add another nasty thing.
>>70707372
i prefer the one where he ate raw chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
>>70707372
>Cool Whip
I have witnessed so black an act, so vile a deed as to stain the very nature of my soul.
>>70707578
holy jesus fucking christ i lold so hard and was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED at the same time
what in the fucking fuck
>>70707145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
>>70707145
halfway through you can almost near the nachos and instant ramen screaming begging you just to kill them
>>70711245
>0.30
>dorito tea
i... is this real? did.... did she just say dorito TEA? surely she didnt say dorito tea?
>>70707954
I'd let her swallow my egg whites if you know what I mean.
Also yellow fever not even once. I see asian girls whom I know are actually ugly and still kind of want to fuck them.
>>70711134
>ill make the most digusting thing I can
>post it on /ck/
>screencap it and spam the reactions all over 4chan!
>yeah that will be epic
>and when newfags see it for the first time, they'll go EWWW GROSS WHAT THE FUCK thinking I'm actually serious
>pancakes are ready!
>>70711448
I don't like these pancakes
>>70709682
how much does this kind of thing cost?
>>70707708
That looks delicious.
Anyone buying a 'munchie box'.
Pleb.
>>70711402
You must be fun at parties
>>70711658
But dis actually look good tho, then again I'm a slob of a human being.
>>70711658
>>/ck/
>>/ck/
>>/ck/
>>/ck/
>>70710037
Fucking lazy shits, at least when you look at asian street food they actually cook shit these beaners just use prepacked chips and add condiments and call it food. Fucking disgraceful.
>>70707145
Honest question:
Is this webm real or a joke? People actually eat Instant noodles with doritos in México/USA?
>>70709477
bullshit this trash is regularly served all over mexico, especially mexico city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AccHMLyk_cw
>>70711448
>her viewers bought her a special thing to let her flip pancakes
feels good man
>>70707372
ja/ck/
>>70711448
Whats wrong with her?
>>70712716
cerebral palsy ;___;
>>70712774
Did she used to do anything remotely lewd.
Somehow I always find it hilarious, that it starts out normal then suddenly "Two tablespoons of mayo and a tub of nutella"
>>70712893
she is pure
https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos
>>70707145
>ramen
>doritos
>chili powder
>lime juice
>onions?
>cheese
>sour cream
>hot sauce
>bbq sauce?
>chipolte sauce?
>more lime juice
>nacho cheese
is that right?
>>70712716
She's a woman
>>70712919
>she is pure
Has a chad of a boyfriend, so she is a slut
>>70711448
"Coming up next on 'Cooking with Cerebral Palsy.'"
>>70710749
>if your chicken is underdone, just pop it in the microwave
oh fuck off
This thread is disgusting. If people in rich countries actually eat this, this is the reason why cancer appears even in young kids.
I'm almost glad I live in a third-world country where I can only find raw food.
>>70707145
Honestly, what the fuck is this shit? It's just bunch of stuff lumped together. Noodles and doritos? Why? WHY?
>>70712645
I live in mexico city and I've never seen doritos with noodles
>>70707708
That pressure when cutting.
The juices from the veggies.
Bitch is pleb.
>>70712328
This looks like a texmex kind on food, if there's alot of cheese its 90% texmex
>>70707145
>what kind of snack you want?
>heart failure aged 40
>i got you fahm
>>70711658
>mac n cheese
>mozzerella
Absolutely disgusting.
>>70711448
I just want to give her a big hug
;_;
> be american
> be fat
> get shot
can not make this up
>>70713941
yeah but despite her condition she would probably be repulsed by the prospect of physical contact with you
>>70707477
Cream cheese.
>>70707145
I've eaten something extremely similar when I did a bid in county jail.
>>70713698
Thank you.
>>70707777
the guy has a slap chop
TOP KEK
>>70707798
Yes mine too was out of crabs legs the other day when I paid to see BvS
>>70712645
I live in Mexico and have never seen this, and neither would I even consider eating it, looks disgusting, I don't understand how people choose to subject their stomachs to this condiment and garbage bomb.
>>70707753
>puts cheese in a fruit salad
>complains about being fat
> bu bu its tropical
>>70713966
but can she repulse my physical contact though?
(i.e. can she fight me off if i decide to rape her tho?)
>>70707145
>goes to pot - ladles out onions
>goes back to same pot - ladles out gravy
how
>>70714953
there's a thingy that you put in the pot that makes you divide it in 2 or 3 parts
>>70709789
There's a Finnish poster on /int/ that's obsessed with them.
So there's at least 1.
>>70711448
The whole video has her dropping the mix, batter, etc and she's just making a mess out of everything :(
>>70707145
>never eat stuff like this
>fat anyway
Life sucks.
>>70716413
No, your self control sucks.
>>70716478
try reading my whole post next time champion
>>70716505
What? You can eat whatever unhealthy garbage you like and remain skinny so long as it's not above your daily calorie requirement.
Get on my level, pussies.
>>70711658
>tfw I have never in my life eaten mac and cheese
Also ate peanut butter for the first time like a year ago and I'm 25.
>>70707708
Undercooking ground beef is fucking retarded.
>>70716588
>OP's webm
>daily calories
Yeah perhaps we have different ideas of what 'fat' means haha.
>>70713941
>he fell for a camwhore
You have only yourself to blame
>>70711658
Why is bacon such a meme?
